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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


https://twitter.com/supersat/status/952612571122630659/

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Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
im the XP in 2018

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

I'm the rich text editor for something that goes out over sms and every legacy teletype system shoved in the back closet of every tv station on the planet.

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

mrmcd posted:

I'm the rich text editor for something that goes out over sms and every legacy teletype system shoved in the back closet of every tv station on the planet.

the thread suggests that the rich text stuff is just metadata and that the alert text is entered elsewhere

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Incidentally, this site posts EAS messages with what looks like most of the metadata fields:

http://ipawsnonweather.alertblogger.com/?p=18764

quote:


Event: Civil Danger Warning
Sender Name: Hawaii Emergency Management Agency,HI
Issued: 2018-01-13T11:07:08-07:00
Expires: 2018-01-13T21:07:08-07:00
WEA Text: BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Description: The U.S. Pacific Command has detected a missile threat to Hawaii. A missile may impact on land or sea within minutes. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Instruction: If you are indoors, stay indoors. If you are outdoors, seek immediate shelter in a building. Remain indoors well away from windows. If you are driving, pull safely to the side of the road and seek shelter in a building or lay on the floor.

We will announce when the threat has ended. Take immediate action measures.THIS IS NOT A DRILL.Take immediate action measures.
Urgency: Immediate
Severity: Extreme
Certainty: Observed
Categories: Safety,
Resource links:
EAS Broadcast Content
Type: audio/x-ipaws-audio-mp3
Link: https://cap.alertsense.com:443/Files/Download/1af5789d-fcf7-4840-b213-c4f2380c7e6f/CDWBMDr121817rh.mp3
Area Description: State of Hawaii

Message Identifier: AS-HI-fa360b2d-020d-45b5-8bd6-303006e514e4
CAP MessageType: Alert

Raere
Dec 13, 2007

certainty: observed

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Raere posted:

certainty: observed

ayyyy lmaui

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

im "lay on the floor" if you're in a car

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

it just seems odd that they were ready to go with the “certainty: observed” and “us pacific command” parts

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
where else is that info going to come from when this alert is needed?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

this isn't even the first time someone's pushed the wrong button

quote:

It happened 43 years ago today, on February 20, 1971. On that Saturday morning at 9:33 AM Eastern time, Telex machines in every broadcast station in America that was part of the EBS suddenly rang urgently with ten successive bells–a signal only used for an imminent EBS warning–and then spat out a sheet reading, “This is an Emergency Action Notification directed by the president. Normal broadcasting will cease immediately.” The telex included the code word, “Hatefulness.”

This was a big deal, and very scary. The way EBS was supposed to work was, once stations received the notice, they were supposed to look up the code word in a book to make sure it was genuine, then, if it was, break into programming and announce something big was coming–possibly an address by the President of the United States. However, most stations who were part of the EBS were pretty slack. They either didn’t understand what the telex meant or didn’t know what to do when it came. A few, however, did follow the procedure. The code word “Hatefulness,” looked up in the book, was genuine. That meant the EBS had been triggered deliberately.

In the following minutes, many confusing messages emanated from Cheyenne Mountain, the Department of Defense base in Wyoming, to EBS-participating stations. They told the stations that the original telex was a false alarm, but there was also supposed to be another code word to authenticate a cancellation, and that code word–“impish”–was not included in the new telexes. Thus, under their rules, stations like WOWO had to ignore them. Conceivably in a real war the Soviets might try to confuse the American public by sending out false messages, perhaps hoping to maximize civilian casualties in a sneak nuclear attack. Unlikely–and diabolical–but possible, and in that era of distrust, who knew?

At 10:13 AM, more than half an hour after the crisis began, Cheyenne Mountain finally sent a real cancellation message: “Cancel message sent at 09:33 EST, repeat cancel message. Message authenticator: Impish.” It was over. No Nixon, no nukes. The whole thing was a false alarm.

many stations ignored the original activation message, didn't receive it, or didn't know what to do when it came. it took 40 minutes for the government to even figure out how to cancel the message

quote:

There was chaos and confusion in the nation’s newsrooms. No one had ever seen an actual Emergency Activation Authentication before. The fact that the message came at the same time as a scheduled test added to the confusion. (As one New York radio station manager was quoted anonymously, "If the Russians want to attack us, they should do it at 9:33 on a Saturday morning.") Others argued that an actual emergency alert was supposed to be preceded by ten bells on the teletype; this alert had followed only three bells. While hundreds of radio and television stations followed the instructions and went off the air immediately after broadcasting an EAN message, many more did not.

The alert revealed system-wide weaknesses in the EBS. Many stations did not know the correct procedure; others chose to check first if other stations in their area had gone off the air before deciding whether to follow the alert. Some stations couldn’t find the authentication word on their lists; others couldn’t even find their lists. Some stations failed even to receive the alert at all. The White House Communication Center fielded dozens of calls from radio and television stations looking for confirmation of the alert. The White House could only say it knew nothing of the erroneous message but likewise had no knowledge of an actual emergency.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



hobbesmaster posted:

it just seems odd that they were ready to go with the “certainty: observed” and “us pacific command” parts

they probably went with the fail-deadly "most likely if real" default values to save 30 seconds if it was a for real alert rather than fail-safe dummy or blank values, which probably make more sense for a system that will be used in test mode tens of thousands of times for every real activation. that or someone asked "what would we do if we had to send a real one" and started adjusting the live system.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

infernal machines posted:

where else is that info going to come from when this alert is needed?

NORAD?

Midjack posted:

they probably went with the fail-deadly "most likely if real" default values to save 30 seconds if it was a for real alert rather than fail-safe dummy or blank values, which probably make more sense for a system that will be used in test mode tens of thousands of times for every real activation. that or someone asked "what would we do if we had to send a real one" and started adjusting the live system.

i guess it’s more important to get that message off immediately than punch in whatever the true specifics are for that one

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


NORAD probably gets its information about the pacific from the US Pacific Command :shrug:

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://petermolnar.net/linkedin-public-settings-ignored/ lol

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
i thought that was public knowledge that linkedin would tell your ip to sign in after you've viewed a few profiles for free

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

flakeloaf posted:

ayyyy lmaui

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

counter hot take: the original, better, design was overruled by a manager who didn't like some ui element, and will never face any consequences.

glowing brain take: there was no ui design as such, just a ticket in the issue tracker:
HEMERG-3315: test mode
ability to test alerts

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
okay, normally i would say that someone saw this and wanted the radio buttons replaced with a drop down and also wanted to get rid of the authorization text field. but i bet nobody has touched that software since it was made and that is 100% accurate to this day

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Via one of the grey IT threads in SH/SC forums:

https://kb.vmware.com/s/article/52345

quote:

Although VMware strongly recommends that customers obtain microcode patches through their hardware vendor, as an aid to customers, VMware also included the initial microcode patches in ESXi650-201801402-BG, ESXi600-201801402-BG, and ESXi550-201801401-BG. Intel has notified VMware of recent sightings that may affect some of the initial microcode patches that provide the speculative execution control mechanism for a number of Intel Haswell and Broadwell processors. The issue can occur when the speculative execution control is actually used within a virtual machine by a patched OS. At this point, it has been recommended that VMware remove exposure of the speculative-execution mechanism to virtual machines on ESXi hosts using the affected Intel processors until Intel provides new microcode at a later date.

Um... oops?

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


gently caress me in the rear end

God loving drat it

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
This has started showing up on my Xen cluster alerts:



Sounds like Citrix has released their patches :smith:

https://discussions.citrix.com/topic/392382-host-cpu-features-reduced/

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



Proteus Jones posted:

Via one of the grey IT threads in SH/SC forums:

https://kb.vmware.com/s/article/52345


Um... oops?

i thought i was okay but nope the E5-2699 v4 is broadwell gently caress

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.fidusinfosec.com/oneplus-checkout-hacked-the-dangers-of-on-site-processing/

lomarf

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

flakeloaf posted:

ayyyy lmaui




Read this expecting private to actually mean public, was pleasantly surprised.

ChubbyThePhat
Dec 22, 2006

Who nico nico needs anyone else

Proteus Jones posted:

Via one of the grey IT threads in SH/SC forums:

https://kb.vmware.com/s/article/52345


Um... oops?

Yeeeeeeep. There's a work around from the KB to hide the speculative execution patch from your VMs for now with a slight tweak to the vmconfig file.

Still though; god dammit.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


peak dyp right there

canis minor
May 4, 2011

anthonypants posted:

i thought that was public knowledge that linkedin would tell your ip to sign in after you've viewed a few profiles for free

You can get around that by changing user-agent string :v:

(or at least it was possible ~1 year ago)

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



flakeloaf posted:

ayyyy lmaui

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



Wheany posted:

okay, normally i would say that someone saw this and wanted the radio buttons replaced with a drop down and also wanted to get rid of the authorization text field. but i bet nobody has touched that software since it was made and that is 100% accurate to this day



let's just fix this right up then...


perfect  👌🤘👍

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Grace Baiting posted:

let's just fix this right up then...


perfect  👌🤘👍

Captcha verification: please select all the boxes containing very fine people

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



i just noticed in the IE toolbar, looks like they've got maybe office 2003 installed as well. that plus winxp is a deadly combo

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




cheese-cube posted:

i just noticed in the IE toolbar, looks like they've got maybe office 2003 installed as well. that plus winxp is a deadly combo

oh, i'm sure they pay microsoft for super-extended support













we're so hosed

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
that was some twitter rando's screenshot, there is a slight possibility that it is not the actual screen from hawaii's ews in tyool 2018

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



ok so best case vista with office 2007?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

cheese-cube posted:

ok so best case vista with office 2007?

windows 7 running one of those XP VM's that Microsoft gives out to test old versions of IE that auto-wipes every 90 days so they have to set it up again over and over

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

anthonypants posted:

that was some twitter rando's screenshot, there is a slight possibility that it is not the actual screen from hawaii's ews in tyool 2018

I choose to believe.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

ate all the Oreos posted:

windows 7 running one of those XP VM's that Microsoft gives out to test old versions of IE that auto-wipes every 90 days so they have to set it up again over and over

Wish your posts were stored on a server hosted on one of the previously-described VMs.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

ate all the Oreos posted:

windows 7 running one of those XP VM's that Microsoft gives out to test old versions of IE that auto-wipes every 90 days so they have to set it up again over and over

where can you get one of those

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Plorkyeran
Mar 22, 2007

To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed
https://developer.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-edge/tools/vms/

they appear to have removed all the xp and ie6/7 vms and old links to them are broken. you can still find them from less legal sources of course.

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