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My dad used to knock and then immediately open the door. Then when I would get annoyed, he would say "But I knocked!" He would also assume I was hiding something because I didn't want him just barging in unannounced. Now I live far away so it's not an issue.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:that one where the girlfriend wants to mutually inspect each others poop with their bf? i looked up the thread and not only are there are dozens of posts with people saying its totes normal to just casually walk in to brush your teeth while your partner is actively making GBS threads, there is a poster who describes how their relationship with their boyfriend began when they were both in a group chat dedicated to sharing pictures of your own poo poo, and discussing the various consistencies/difficulties expelling said poo poo He's getting off on sniffing his child's diapers. How broken are these people's 'this thing is okay and normal to do' meters?!
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Jan 16, 2018 01:01
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Gluten Freeman posted:I told my dad that he had to start texting me before he was going to come over because it was disruptive to get surprise visits all the time. holy poo poo I want to know more about the attempted burglary/robbery
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Jan 16, 2018 01:08
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Haifisch posted:What got me was all the people in the update post going "you shouldn't have violated his privacy like that, you made it weirder by secretly taking a photo, you should calmly talk to him about his 100% normal and okay fetish, etc". Shaming people for their sexuality is wrong, you see, therefore any and all sexual behaviors must be tolerated or you're basically Hitler
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Jan 16, 2018 01:09
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My dad literally doesn't know where I live. There is no reason in particular why I haven't told him, he has asked a few times, I've just never seen a reason why he needs to know.
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Jan 16, 2018 01:15
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Haifisch posted:What got me was all the people in the update post going "you shouldn't have violated his privacy like that, you made it weirder by secretly taking a photo, you should calmly talk to him about his 100% normal and okay fetish, etc". no not that one, the one where the dudes GF is upset bc he doesn't want her in the bathroom when he's using it the comments devolved into an argument about whether or not not wanting your partner to watch you drop a deuce means you have trust and intimacy issues
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Jan 16, 2018 01:27
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:no not that one, the one where the dudes GF is upset bc he doesn't want her in the bathroom when he's using it But I can see reddit being just as weird about watching your partner on the loo, because they basically flip a coin to decide whether any given OP's boundaries are reasonable. And it usually lands on tails when the OP is reasonable and the other person is completely loving weird. girl pants posted:Shaming people for their sexuality is wrong, you see, therefore any and all sexual behaviors must be tolerated or you're basically Hitler Secretly recording your roommate showering is wrong, therefore secret recordings are always wrong, therefore beep boop do not take a photo of your husband huffing diapers.
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Jan 16, 2018 01:33
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Haifisch posted:You're joking but most /r/relationships comments are people parroting stuff they read elsewhere without knowing the underlying logic(or dramatically oversimplifyng it). I'm being sarcastic, but I'm not joking -- people have tried to convince me that being a straight person into kink is somehow queer.
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Jan 16, 2018 01:35
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I wonder if diaper huffer had been smelling his own poo poo until he found out his kid's was the way to go, or if he had been going on poo poo safaris to get off
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Jan 16, 2018 01:36
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My [35F] mother [71F] is being taken advantage of by her church. She's already given them $134,000 from her retirement savings and I dont know how to get her to stop giving them money.quote:After my father died last year, my mother started going to church. She usually only went on holidays, but now she's going every week. I don't live near her so I initially liked the idea of her being more active in the church because I wanted her to make some new friends and not be so lonely without my father.  prosperity gospel churches.
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Jan 16, 2018 01:36
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I'm sure the church will take care of her when she's out of money ( lol )
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:holy poo poo It wasn't very exciting, I came out of the room to find one guy in the house and another at the back door very surprised to find someone in what they thought was an empty house. I just told them to leave and they did. The only things they took were the car & house keys, which was probably the worst possible thing they could take for my sanity. But I just got all the locks changed and lived with heightened paranoia for a month or so and it was fine. I learned a valuable lesson though, which is that my dog is absolutely worthless as a guard dog. She actually had a great time, because she got all the police officers to throw her tennis ball for her.
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Jan 16, 2018 01:39
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I think it should be a bannable offence to mention a dog and not post the dog.
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Jan 16, 2018 01:43
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Solefald posted:I think it should be a bannable offence to mention a dog and not
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Haifisch posted:My [35F] mother [71F] is being taken advantage of by her church. She's already given them $134,000 from her retirement savings and I dont know how to get her to stop giving them money. The biggest crock of poo poo is how churches don't pay taxes yet they expect all their members to tithe. Whenever a church catches fire the fire department should show up to make sure the fire doesn't spread to surrounding structures and watch it burn, it was God's will.
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Jan 16, 2018 01:45
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Gluten Freeman posted:It wasn't very exciting, I came out of the room to find one guy in the house and another at the back door very surprised to find someone in what they thought was an empty house. I just told them to leave and they did. The only things they took were the car & house keys, which was probably the worst possible thing they could take for my sanity. But I just got all the locks changed and lived with heightened paranoia for a month or so and it was fine. Police didn't shoot the dog, fake story.
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Jan 16, 2018 01:47
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I think we need another amazing big brother story I [23m] will take care of my brother[12m] from now on quote:I will try to be as succinct as possible but give you the most amount of details to provide me the help/advice/criticism I'm looking for. His response to someone in the comments telling him he's a great brother: quote:omg, your words mean a lot to me, I won't cry here in my office in the middle of my coworkers, I WON'T.... What a good brother Solefald posted:I think it should be a bannable offence to mention a dog and not post the dog. Sorry!! 
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Jan 16, 2018 01:49
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What did diaper-sniffing dad do when he didn't have a newborn child? Rummage other people's trash? Sniff his own? Or was he just like a normal guy with a kink he just couldn't satisfy until he finally had his own kid? What was he gonna do after the kid was potty-trained? I hope the kid never finds out. I hope normal mom gets full custody and a restraining order.
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Jan 16, 2018 02:07
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Rubellavator posted:What did diaper-sniffing dad do when he didn't have a newborn child? Rummage other people's trash? Sniff his own? Or was he just like a normal guy with a kink he just couldn't satisfy until he finally had his own kid? What was he gonna do after the kid was potty-trained? I hope the kid never finds out. I hope normal mom gets full custody and a restraining order. You only know once you smell it for the first time. It awakened in him a terrible, slumbering evil.
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Jan 16, 2018 02:14
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I think we’re all better off not knowing what he did before getting a steady fix from his progeny.
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Rubellavator posted:What did diaper-sniffing dad do when he didn't have a newborn child? Rummage other people's trash? Sniff his own? Or was he just like a normal guy with a kink he just couldn't satisfy until he finally had his own kid? What was he gonna do after the kid was potty-trained? I hope the kid never finds out. I hope normal mom gets full custody and a restraining order. He was the guy from the old smoking gun article who kept getting caught standing at the bottom of the womens' restrooms at national parks.
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Rubellavator posted:What did diaper-sniffing dad do when he didn't have a newborn child? Rummage other people's trash? Sniff his own? Or was he just like a normal guy with a kink he just couldn't satisfy until he finally had his own kid? What was he gonna do after the kid was potty-trained? I hope the kid never finds out. I hope normal mom gets full custody and a restraining order. Remember Pamperchu?
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Rubellavator posted:What did diaper-sniffing dad do when he didn't have a newborn child? Rummage other people's trash? Sniff his own? Or was he just like a normal guy with a kink he just couldn't satisfy until he finally had his own kid? What was he gonna do after the kid was potty-trained? I hope the kid never finds out. I hope normal mom gets full custody and a restraining order. He was probably like the girlfriend who sniffed her poopy butt finger and then wiped it under the bed and opened the windows. Or that other guy that shits on random places in the house while the wife is out. cowofwar fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Jan 16, 2018 |
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My [25M] girlfriend [25F] of two and a half years made fun of my trains.quote:My girlfriend Sophie and I have been dating for about two and a half years now. Everything has been going well so far, and I really like her. She’s honestly great: pretty, smart, funny, and kind. Or at least I thought she was.
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Jan 16, 2018 04:01
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Emily wants the D-train.
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dudeness posted:Emily wants the D-train. Run a train etc
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A girl[~my age] who works at Chipotle put a smiley face on my[M/19] burrito bowl. How to interpret this?quote:So there's a Chipotle I visit relatively frequently. At this store there is a girl who is often behind the counter and serves me. She's very nice and I think she's kinda cute and kinda we smile back and forth.
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Haifisch posted:A girl[~my age] who works at Chipotle put a smiley face on my[M/19] burrito bowl. How to interpret this? They asked their friends, got terrible advice, and had painful and embarrassing experiences. Now they can ask reddit for terrible advice!
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Jan 16, 2018 04:16
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All the restaurants i go to put those Mr. Yuck stickers on my food boxes.
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Jan 16, 2018 04:20
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quote:I ordered a bowl to go and when she put the lid on it she wrote down what it was for the cashier. What I failed to notice at the time was that she also drew a smiley face on it, too. She wants the D... ...from the cashier.
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hawowanlawow posted:I'm sure the church will take care of her when she's out of money My friend it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter heaven, by impoverishing her to death they are guaranteeing her place in the Afterlife
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Palpek posted:Another day, another total loser manchild with a girlfriend who just doesn't know if she should break up after years and years: This guy is a loser but if you want to go somewhere and the other person is asleep loving wake them up. Saying "I didn't want to wake you" and then complaining you weren't up to do something is ridiculous
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Me [35F] with my husband [37M] of 9 years, we agreed before marriage that we'd raise our kids [baby boy, 2M, 4M, 6F] Christian and Jewish but after moving back to his home state he wants to raise them as only Christian so other kids don't think they are "weird".quote:My husband was raised protestant, and I was raised in a Jewish home, although my parents have never been what I would consider religious. We did acknowledge certain holidays, but we didn't attend synagogue other than that. I mean, being the children of divorced parents is probably going to suck more, but is also the only proper way of handling it at this point. Or you could just get yourself be bullied into erasing your heritage. I'm sure there will be no other consequences.
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Jan 16, 2018 05:03
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haha, he's not worried about other kids thinking his kids are weird he's worried about him thinking his kids are weird
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Absurd Alhazred posted:He wants them to be raised solely Christian so they "fit in" with their peers. Brother Entropy posted:haha, he's not worried about other kids thinking his kids are weird he's worried about him thinking his kids are weird
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Gluten Freeman posted:I think we need another amazing big brother story This dude loving rules.
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LadyPictureShow posted:I’m curious if you know of any articles or could recommend a book discussing medical anthropology, because that’s honestly pretty interesting. I’ve been on antidepressants/mood stabilizers on and off since my teens (regularly for the past seven or so years, but with a lot of switching/titrating etc) and a lot of the time it felt like my doctors didn’t actually give a poo poo about figuring out the root problem and focused on ‘well, if you don’t feel the meds are working, let’s just increase the dose/add a supplemental secondary med’, sometimes with disastrous results. the book i have is an old textbook called culture and health, i dunno how good or bad it is relative to other books I found this article which seems to hit the core of the idea though especially when it comes to cultural variance in treatment of mental illness https://www2.palomar.edu/anthro/medical/med_4.htm
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Al Borland Corp. posted:This guy is a loser but if you want to go somewhere and the other person is asleep loving wake them up. Saying "I didn't want to wake you" and then complaining you weren't up to do something is ridiculous maybe she doesn't want to be responsible for having to wake up a grown man like she's his loving mom? alarm clocks exist, if you know something is important to your girlfriend you should make the effort to get up for it, not sleep in and then whine that she didn't wake you up.
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girl pants posted:maybe she doesn't want to be responsible for having to wake up a grown man like she's his loving mom? my gf likes going to a local breakfast place to me that's basically overbooked on the weekend unless you head over at 9am, but she'll still cuddle till 10 if I don't force us both out of bed. Like it's one thing if they had plans to meet up and go somewhere but if they're waking up together it seems like a dumb test to not just get up together when you're on a timeline.
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