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imagine a post where a dude admits to his fiancé that he enjoyed sex more with his ex because she was tighter
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like wizard sleeve
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Jan 16, 2018 20:55
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He can "get over it", but for the rest of his marriage the sex will always be "good" at best, and he'll always have a nagging thought that his wife is wishing he had a bigger dick. Because she does. And all her friends laughed. They're in the wedding and he has to look them in the face knowing they laughed at his lack of size.
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Jan 16, 2018 21:05
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He should get over it, but lord imagine a guy barging in on his hungover fiancée while blathering to his drunk friends how much better his ex's pussy was
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Jan 16, 2018 21:08
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Beachcomber posted:He can "get over it", but for the rest of his marriage the sex will always be "good" at best, and he'll always have a nagging thought that his wife is wishing he had a bigger dick. Because she does. And all her friends laughed. They're in the wedding and he has to look them in the face knowing they laughed at his lack of size. Pretty much this. He's humiliated, knows he's inadequate to her in some way, and it's hard to not have that put a permanent stress on your relationship. Saying he should rationally deal with something this demeaning like relationship bot 5000 is just sorta silly. Telling someone to just get over something like this is just kinda nonsense. Like, how? Is he just supposed to stop feeling bad about something that's making him feel real bad, and that his partner has admitted he should feel inadequate about? C'mon. Blade Runner fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Jan 16, 2018 |
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Jan 16, 2018 21:09
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girl pants posted:Speaking of this dumb bullshit idea, does anybody have a mirror to that article where the guy wrote about how he pushed his wife into an open relationship and then she left him for her yoga instructor? There was a lot about Burning Man in it and he ended up in a relationship with another woman where they described themselves as "partnered relationship anarchists". I'd like to read that again because I hate myself, if anybody has it. The Huffington Post - Love Will Be the Death of Us. Self-owning at its finest. Be sure to read Infidelity Will Be the Death Of My Marriage afterward.
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Jan 16, 2018 21:11
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He should get the big dick operation
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Jan 16, 2018 21:11
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that poo poo is trashy as gently caress he'd be dodging a bullet I'm sure
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if he stays with her he'll probably get over it eventually because, as he said, he realizes that the chance he was *actually* the best sex he ever had was pretty small. Whether or not to stay is a tough choice. I don't know if I would.
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Jan 16, 2018 21:12
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Al Borland Corp. posted:He should get the big dick operation They just staple a twelve inch dildo onto you
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Jan 16, 2018 21:12
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hahaha omg I forgot how much that article rules, it's so incredibly obvious how much the writer wants everyone and himself to see him as a tortured poetic kerouac-like figure and it fuckin owns
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Jan 16, 2018 21:13
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S.D. posted:The Huffington Post - Love Will Be the Death of Us. Self-owning at its finest. thanks dude, it was good to revisit how much I hate this guy edit: argh i just googled him and on his website he calls himself a "new paradigm media activist" ahghhjwhgkfjjaldfjs girl pants fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Jan 16, 2018 |
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Jan 16, 2018 21:19
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First time I've seen that article and Jesus Christ what a knob
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Jan 16, 2018 21:54
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/ "Hello, Good Sirs. May I show you to where we keep the good silverware? Perhaps you would like some jewelry for your lady friends. The Master of the House's rare coin collection is this way, if you would just follow me."
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Jan 16, 2018 22:10
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S.D. posted:The Huffington Post - Love Will Be the Death of Us. Self-owning at its finest. I made it like a paragraph in before I went "nope, I know where this is heading to".
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Jan 16, 2018 22:18
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Beachcomber posted:He can "get over it", but for the rest of his marriage the sex will always be "good" at best, and he'll always have a nagging thought that his wife is wishing he had a bigger dick. Because she does. And all her friends laughed. They're in the wedding and he has to look them in the face knowing they laughed at his lack of size. It'd be one thing if he was an insecure weirdo asking her about it, play stupid games win stupid prizes and all that, but it was something she was literally joking with her friends about. That's loving awful and p hard to salvage.
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Jan 16, 2018 22:25
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Looks like that husband who had naked photos of his SILon his phone might actually be innocent, and is just the densest person on Earthquote:1st Update
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Jan 16, 2018 22:28
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RatHat posted:Looks like that husband who had naked photos of his SILon his phone might actually be innocent, and is just the densest person on Earth where's this guy's sitcom
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Jan 16, 2018 22:33
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RatHat posted:Looks like that husband who had naked photos of his SILon his phone might actually be innocent, and is just the densest person on Earth How do people learn to talk like this? quote:Me- "so you want to stick with the story that you don't know anything about these?" I showed him the pictures but on my phone Is it from watching cops question suspects on tv? That's the only thing that seems reasonable. "So you want to stick with your story!!" 
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Jan 16, 2018 22:35
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Maybe the wife is actually Mariska Hargitay?
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Jan 16, 2018 22:38
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girl pants posted:thanks dude, it was good to revisit how much I hate this guy Oh my god I had never read this! Peak r/relationships right here
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Jan 16, 2018 22:46
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Good news: your husband isn't cheating on you with your sister Bad news: you are married to the dumbest boy alive
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Jan 16, 2018 23:27
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Or the wife is totally gullible and believing his excuse of helpless ignorance.
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Jan 16, 2018 23:28
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Baronjutter posted:Or the wife is totally gullible and believing his excuse of helpless ignorance. His logged texts are just as helplessly ignorant as his excuse. Unless they have some kind of Code Language going on where acting like you don't know tits exist = "I WANT TO gently caress YOU", I think he's an idiot.
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Jan 16, 2018 23:45
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All that matters is that someone in that story is dumber than me and I can feel good about that.
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Jan 16, 2018 23:54
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I (22F) just found out that my good friend at work (26F) is the one who's been stealing from the company fridge. Should I rat her out?quote:This is my first ever office job and I'm still getting used to office politics. I also don't want to make waves as the newest employee, especially since the friend I'm talking about is very well liked and respected.  is the only solution to office food thieves.
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ArbitraryC posted:It'd be one thing if he was an insecure weirdo asking her about it, play stupid games win stupid prizes and all that, but it was something she was literally joking with her friends about. That's loving awful and p hard to salvage. Girls, if you're with a guy and he asks about your ex's dick, just lie. Tell a little white lie and everything will be just fine. Doesn't matter if he says he can handle it. Doesn't matter if he's got you on tape. He's the biggest, he's the best, and anyway you weren't keeping score. Congratulations, your relationship is saved.
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RatHat posted:Looks like that husband who had naked photos of his SILon his phone might actually be innocent, and is just the densest person on Earth 
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Jan 17, 2018 00:14
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How stupid do you have to be to not know what "like what you see" means?
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Jan 17, 2018 00:40
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have you met men we're like really dumb
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unfortunately yes I have met many men
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Jan 17, 2018 00:42
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interesting that she doesn't seem that mad at her sister
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BloodRed posted:interesting that she doesn't seem that mad at her sister It’s a cold rage, I’m sure.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:have you met men 
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Jan 17, 2018 00:56
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Yeah I don't know why she hasn't disowned her homewrecking whore of a sister. Also don't know why she didn't immediately say something when she found the picture in the first place.
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BloodRed posted:interesting that she doesn't seem that mad at her sister why be angry at the dead 
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:I was in the "get over it" camp right up until she doubled down the next morning. Women say just as much dumb poo poo as men when they're drunk with their friends and she could easily have brushed it off as a bad joke she got peer pressured into. Instead she decides to tell him no, he isn't as good as her ex. I once dated a dude who had a dick that was at, like, the absolute upper end of porn hugeness. It made sex terrible because holy poo poo I couldn’t even fit my hand around the tip of that thing. It was bigger than my forearm. Dude was great in the other areas of sex but god drat did the uncomfortably large dick not work out the way I expected and suck a lot of fun out of sex. Sex with my boyfriend is better by every single conceivable metric, but I’m still not gonna tell him that story though.
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AnoHito posted:Yeah, that's the thing making him seem probably not guilty, but lol at the wife trying to rationalize it with "Oh, he doesn't like taking family photos, so why would he ever have a naked picture Because he never opens his photo app and has no reason to go browsing through the gallery to stumble across photos he never took.
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Bamabalacha posted:I once dated a dude who had a dick that was at, like, the absolute upper end of porn hugeness. It made sex terrible because holy poo poo I couldn’t even fit my hand around the tip of that thing. It was bigger than my forearm. Dude was great in the other areas of sex but god drat did the uncomfortably large dick not work out the way I expected and suck a lot of fun out of sex. What did you tell your friends, though?
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Milotic posted:As he acknowledges, it’s not so much the deception - more that she told others the truth. Still, congrats to her for imploding a good thing with just one sentence: drat haha that girl hosed up spectacularly
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