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LadyPictureShow posted:How to CONSTRUCTIVELY tell my boyfriend [30M] that I [28F] don’t want to have kids with him while his cat is still alive? Have the baby and after the cat attacks it for no cause you'll find out where your boyfriend's priorities are.
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Sleeping with a dead dog is a lot weird sorry
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Jan 18, 2018 17:09
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How do you masturbate that much if you aren’t a teenager?
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VanSandman posted:How do you masturbate that much if you aren’t a teenager? Seriously. I can't imagine stocking enough watermelons and Saran wrap to do it that often on the regular.
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La Brea Carpet posted:[19F] My boyfriends [20M] addiction with masturbation is making me feel very insecure and infuriates me. quote:His excuse for masturbating so often is that he uses steroids (which is a completely other topic that I dot care so much about) and his excess amounts of testosterone make him horny. 
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VanSandman posted:How do you masturbate that much if you aren’t a teenager? quote:His excuse for masturbating so often is that he uses steroids He's loving himself up pretty hard
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Digging up dead dog because Wuffles rotting in the cold ground is in my nightmares and I must turn him into ash
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Inescapable Duck posted:Also, jeez lady, Cat is probably gonna be dragged kicking and screaming into Cat Hell (which cats thoroughly enjoy) soon enough, you can wait a bit, save some money, maybe freeze some eggs and sperm to be sure, no need to be ghoulish. haha what the gently caress? freeze eggs and sperm over a fuckin cat?
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Two of my in-laws' cats are buried in my backyard because their yard has too many roots. I put the grill on top of them to make sure they stay down there.
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my family has property in the country with a pet cemetery that's up to like two dozen dogs and cats at this point if the dead start to rise it could be a problem
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Jan 18, 2018 17:20
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Euthanize the dumb cat.
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Got dumped for waking him up for sex.quote:This morning I 25F initiated forplay with my partner 28M of a year. I had to be up early for work so I woke him up around 6 in the morning. I didn't think it would be a big deal since we had to be up in an hour and he could go back to sleep when I left for work. He had been putting my hand on his dick through out the night so I thought he would be into it. The only way I found that I can get off with him(that he will do) is if he sucks on my breast while I use my vibrator. I told him that when I finished I would suck him off really well. It does take me awhile to cum and it takes even longer when I feel like I'm being a burden. That was the case this morning, we had been going on for about 10 mins. I was close but then he just gave up and said "I can get off by myself and how I shouldn't have woken him , I should know better because he works a lot". He went on about how I was selfish and you shouldn't wake a man up. He kept yelling at me and I started to yell also trying to explain that I just wanted to be close and he had been sending signals to me through out the night. Which he said never happened. Finally he said we don't get along and broke up with me. I'm so confused, did I do something wrong?
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Palpek posted:Got dumped for waking him up for sex. Well he’s not wrong the she didn’t really need to wake him up (lol that the only thing he can contribute to her sexual pleasure is playing with her boob while she masturbates), and she’s better off without him.
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I don't know about you guys but I wake up with a full bladder and the 2nd biggest poo poo of the day on deck and that's not a situation I like being in when it's time to sex.
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big trivia FAIL posted:Euthanize the dumb cat. Just let it outside somewhere a few miles from home and let nature take its course. If it's a state with coyotes then nature will probably take its course very quickly.
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Chomp8645 posted:Just let it outside somewhere a few miles from home and let nature take its course. Well, yes, this is also viable.
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TheScott2K posted:Two of my in-laws' cats are buried in my backyard because their yard has too many roots. I put the grill on top of them to make sure they stay down there. pet sematary 2
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Isn't 13 already super old for a cat? Thing could die any day. Wait a year then put it down.
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Baronjutter posted:Isn't 13 already super old for a cat? Thing could die any day. Wait a year then put it down. Honestly it really depends on the animal. I had a cat live to twenty and the only reason we had to put her down was an unfortunate accident that took one of her legs and reduced the quality of her life significantly. I'm pretty sure she would have been a contender for a world record otherwise. Even the vet was really surprised at how healthy she was after the accident.
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Baronjutter posted:Isn't 13 already super old for a cat? Thing could die any day. Wait a year then put it down. That cat will survive to its 20s on pure spite and hatred alone.
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Baronjutter posted:Isn't 13 already super old for a cat? Thing could die any day. Wait a year then put it down. "Life expectancy depends on many things, including one important factor - whether your cat is an indoor-only cat or an outdoor cat. Indoor cats generally live from 12-18 years of age. Many may live to be in their early 20s. The oldest reported cat lived to be an amazing 28 years old."
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My parents got a cat before I was born and she died when I was in my first year at university. She was an evil bitch to everyone but me too  Male cats tend to die younger, though.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Keeping a pet for 10+ years sounds exhausting. It's not (to me anyway). I have a lot of really good memories about the cat that I often retell. One Easter, my dad woke us all up (we're all very young, kindergarten to third grade) and announces there will be no more Easter because said cat killed the Easter Bunny. He took us outside to the porch where, indeed, this cat had killed a rabbit and left it on the porch for us.  Cats are much easier to deal with than dogs imo too.
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yall are the loving worst jesus oh yeah, just adopt an animal and discard it when inconvenient gently caress off
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La Brea Carpet posted:That cat will survive to its 20s on pure spite and hatred alone. I had two cats. One adorable, one evil. Adorable cat died of cancer, evil one got hit by a car but didn't die and lived on as a zombie cat until just shy of 20. One eye was all pupil, half teeth missing, could only emit the sound of fingernails on chalkboard. It's true that cats can live on spite alone.
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Transmogrifier posted:One Easter, my dad woke us all up (we're all very young, kindergarten to third grade) and announces there will be no more Easter because said cat killed the Easter Bunny. He took us outside to the porch where, indeed, this cat had killed a rabbit and left it on the porch for us. Best dad or worst dad? Edit: I grew up with two cats who loving hated each other and both lived to be about 15 years old. They died of natural causes within a month or so of each other, and we imagine the second one just got bored and ran out of spite.
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Buzkashi posted:Best dad or worst dad? Best dad. Let me add some content: My [29/M] gf [29f] said we should try an open relationship. She gets very upset when I mention other women.Relationships quote:We met a few months ago through mutual friends. It started as a one night stand, but we fell in love, even though she thought I was a player. (After a month or so, we said ILY.) Transmogrifier fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Jan 18, 2018 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:She should definitely accidentally "leave the door open" or "put rat poison in cat's food" or something.
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Transmogrifier posted:Let me add some content: Ya done hosed up lady. She can dish it out but not take it.
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If the goal is to simply "retire" the cat, putting it down is humane. Rat poison or becoming coyote food is pretty horrible.
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Kuros posted:Ya done hosed up lady. She can dish it out but not take it. Lol what? She's gonna get all the dick while she shames and guilts this doormat of a bf to never get any for himself. She's doing it right
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Baronjutter posted:If the goal is to simply "retire" the cat, putting it down is humane. Rat poison or becoming coyote food is pretty horrible.
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Transmogrifier posted:Best dad. Setting aside everything else in the story the ending is kind of what gets me. I feel like even if hypothetically your average person was capable of not caring if their partner hosed someone else, it's just sooooo weird to see them have a fight and the next day she's gonna go have a date night with someone else, gently caress em, and crash at their place. Like how does that poo poo work when stuff like fights came up, or if someone has a family emergency or is feeling down due to poo poo at work or w/e. "sorry honey I can't help I'm busy riding my side piece".
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That cat would probably do well as a barn cat.
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ArbitraryC posted:Setting aside everything else in the story the ending is kind of what gets me. I feel like even if hypothetically your average person was capable of not caring if their partner hosed someone else, it's just sooooo weird to see them have a fight and the next day she's gonna go have a date night with someone else, gently caress em, and crash at their place. There is a reason young people do open relationships and old people swing.
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You just don't actually give a poo poo about the other person, but are pretending to so you can ride the gravy train of having someone to fall back on, support you and feed you/whatever else.
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Transmogrifier posted:Best dad. Stay in this relationship and update us a few months down the line when you are totally under her thumb you spineless dipshit.
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