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Steve2911 posted:In the world of Unlimited cards that's not too surprising. What I don't get is people who pay to turn up to a random film then leave half way through because they don't like it. My local teather chain had some sort of festival like a decade ago, so I went to watch a movie I did not know anything about it, I left 20 minutes later because it was absolute Asylum garbage. Something about dinosaurs and hunters and time travel. I swear it wasn't even a "it's bad but entertaining" movie, it was "gently caress this is terrible what the hell, and thank god teather tickets are super cheap on my country gently caress this poo poo" movie.
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:When were you born? This has often been a generational difference in my experience. I'm guessing that's a factor, yeah—'86. Then again, it was only after Hitchcock pushed for it that it became strange to walk into a movie at a random time so every generation could probably judge the previous generation for something.
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feedmyleg posted:I'm guessing that's a factor, yeah—'86. Then again, it was only after Hitchcock pushed for it that it became strange to walk into a movie at a random time so every generation could probably judge the previous generation for something. I was born in '85 and I don't do that. I grew up without television though, so that is probably why.
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ALFbrot posted:I've seen a movie blind, so I'm actually on your side, I just thought it was a funny conversation. Im sorry.  Here, Italian superhero. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8nHHmSiKzM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWku5rgaJWM Man Jonah Hill is unrecognizable in this 
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I have a book of John Callahan cartoons, they're edgy as heck.
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achillesforever6 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWku5rgaJWM Udo Kier 
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feedmyleg posted:I just can't understand valuing my time so little. "Huh, there's only lovely movies here. Guess I'll have to spend 2 hours of my life watching something that looks bad." If you "valued your time" you wouldn't be at the movies.
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Yes if you value your time you should be watching four movies at home simultaneously with a feeding tube of nutrient paste down your throat for maximum time saving!!!!
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I just read descriptions of the plot in IMDb. Just as good as watching the movie.
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In retrospect, I obviously fell asleep during every one of the Lord of the Ring films to maximise my simultaneous task performance and entertainment metrics.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:If you "valued your time" you wouldn't be at the movies. So if you value your time you don't get any leisure time?
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Do you guys remember when some dude said that he watched movies for the first time with Rifftrax playing over them and it was no big deal, he was getting the same experience as if he watched them without the Rifftrax stuff?
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Wandle Cax posted:So if you value your time you don't get any leisure time? I'm not paying myself to sit around!
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:Do you guys remember when some dude said that he watched movies for the first time with Rifftrax playing over them and it was no big deal, he was getting the same experience as if he watched them without the Rifftrax stuff? I do not recall him being well received.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I just read descriptions of the plot in IMDb. Just as good as watching the movie. This is actually a thing for an entire swath of young people who've suckled the teats of Google search and Wikipedia since birth. I mean, there's no sense in figuring out the answer for yourself, afterall.
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There was a thing about people who are too wuss to watch horror movies but obsessively read the summaries on wikipedia.
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Wikipedia used to have scene-by-scene writeups they called synopses, that was pretty cool. The one for the original Texas Chainsaw included Leatherface slamming a metal sliding door.
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That trailer doesn't look half bad. The movie, however, will probably end up being somewhere between half and three-quarters bad. But if it's not totally panned I'll probably give it a watch.
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Trailer played better with me than the previous ones. This has nothing to do with Destiny’s Child Survivor. Nothing at all.
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feedmyleg posted:That trailer doesn't look half bad. The movie, however, will probably end up being somewhere between half and three-quarters bad. But if it's not totally panned I'll probably give it a watch. It looks like a watered down version of the 2013 game.
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Alhazred posted:It looks like a watered down version of the 2013 game. Yeah and that game was great so I'm glad they're doing that rather than coming up with another origin story. I'll probably watch it. Looks ok.
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This doesn't make me want to see the movie, but it does hella make me wanna replay TR2013.
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This movie looks great, funny they didn't name it Don Draper meets the Beirut Civil War though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amym37HVbkk
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It will only be good if it's just about that idiot getting owned ala The Counselor, but of course it's going to be bullshit about how "actually, the CIA won" in Lebanon.
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Steve2911 posted:Yeah and that game was great so I'm glad they're doing that rather than coming up with another origin story. It looks like the blandest version you could possibly make out of that game.
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So apprently all it takes is a light jog to be able to jump 20-30 feet.
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Tomb Raider: It's about family
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So does the Asian guy die at the end of act 1 to raise the stakes or does he heroically sacrifice himself during the climax?
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That looks way better than the first trailer, which was a tonal mess and tried to be too jokey. lol, this looks tonally identical to the 2013 game, which is kind of wild. Video game movies don't usually attempt to ape the aesthetic of a particular game so closely. I'm also happy for Walton Goggins being in the phase of his career where he's the main heavy in iffy blockbusters. 
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I don't know anything about Beirut but I do know I'm happy to see Hamm doing something serious again.
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GrandpaPants posted:So does the Asian guy die at the end of act 1 to raise the stakes or does he heroically sacrifice himself during the climax? "Death is not an adventure" is certainly one of the lamest lines I've heard in a trailer all year.
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I like it. I'm in. I wonder if the Asian guy supposed to be the genderbent version of Sam from TR2013 and Lara ends up saving him at the end. [edit] I also watched The Wave a little while ago (same director). It was alright.
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I just finished replaying Rise of the Tomb Raider for the first time since launch the other night and it got me substantially less excited for this movie. Those games just aren't any fun if you play them more than once, man.
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