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Labes for days posted:My husband buys me Funko Pops. Funky Pop his rear end
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She should "euthanize" the cat by leaving the front door open so it gets eaten by coyotes, then immediately get pregnant. Then the baby will be born with severe autism and will be baaaaaaasically the same as a poorly-socialized and angry cat, except it will grow up into a 200lb human male. Eventually, the stress of raising a severely-autistic kid will get to her and she'll confess to the guy what she did with his cat that he loved. This is the most spectacular way I can imagine to implode that relationship.
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Jan 18, 2018 23:23
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Labes for days posted:My husband buys me Funko Pops.  and/or 
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Jan 18, 2018 23:24
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Full disclosure: I once got my wife a Wonder Woman Funko to put on her work desk because she's a superhero. I'm still going to make fun of this dude.
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Jan 18, 2018 23:24
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girl pants posted:She should "euthanize" the cat by leaving the front door open so it gets eaten by coyotes, then immediately get pregnant. Then the baby will be born with severe autism and will be baaaaaaasically the same as a poorly-socialized and angry cat, except it will grow up into a 200lb human male. Eventually, the stress of raising a severely-autistic kid will get to her and she'll confess to the guy what she did with his cat that he loved. This is the most spectacular way I can imagine to implode that relationship. Cats grow facial hair
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Jan 18, 2018 23:25
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Danaru posted:My [24/F] mother [47/F] called my work today about one of my coworkers and now I'm scared to go to work tomorrow hahahahaha this is like reading about my mom STOP TALKING TO YOUR MOTHER, STOP TELLING HER THINGS ABOUT YOUR LIFE, SHE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND.
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Jan 18, 2018 23:26
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MF_James posted:Gotta start somewhere, the hope is that they will start a movement so that all shelters go that route, the no-kill shelters (at least the ones I've seen) take better care of their animals, better vet assistance and actually do training and poo poo. We adopted a dog from PAWS a few months ago and he was brought in at like 3 months old, we got him at 7 months, they had taught him basic commands, he was house broken etc etc. my point is sort of that the stark reality of the situation is that until such a time when adoptions are equal to shelters picking up strays/taking in surrendered animals it doesn't change anything to have "no-kill" shelters, it's just shuffling the problem around and offloading them onto regular shelters. The only relevant numbers are animals in and animals out, so long as the former exceeds the latter the same amount of animals are gonna get euthanized yearly regardless of the presence of no kill shelters, it's just someone else getting stuck with the killing.
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Jan 18, 2018 23:27
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ArbitraryC posted:my point is sort of that the stark reality of the situation is that until such a time when adoptions are equal to shelters picking up strays/taking in surrendered animals it doesn't change anything to have "no-kill" shelters, it's just shuffling the problem around and offloading them onto regular shelters. The only relevant numbers are animals in and animals out, so long as the former exceeds the latter the same amount of animals are gonna get euthanized yearly regardless of the presence of no kill shelters, it's just someone else getting stuck with the killing. Ok, so your point is to say gently caress it, don't try to change because not everyone is on board yet? Yes, animals are still getting euthanized but people are trying to change that.
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Jan 18, 2018 23:29
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All cars deserve a home. #allcats Maybe invent an apartment complex for cats....
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Jan 18, 2018 23:29
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He can probably find someone to take his cat on Craigslist, not even need a shelter. Vaccinated/spayed/box trained cat, gf moving in is allergic, free to good home. People will jump on that
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Jan 18, 2018 23:30
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MF_James posted:Gotta start somewhere, the hope is that they will start a movement so that all shelters go that route, the no-kill shelters (at least the ones I've seen) take better care of their animals, better vet assistance and actually do training and poo poo. We adopted a dog from PAWS a few months ago and he was brought in at like 3 months old, we got him at 7 months, they had taught him basic commands, he was house broken etc etc. 3 month old dogs aren't at serious risk of being euthanized unless they're a pitbull, and even then probably not. 4-10 year old dogs with behavior issues are basically impossible to re-home. I've been trying to convince my wife to adopt a ~5 year old dog as a companion to our 9 year old dog but she'd rather have a puppy  .
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Jan 18, 2018 23:30
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Pick posted:All cars deserve a home. #allcats i will visit this apartment complex daily i will let the cats crawl on me. i will bring them catnip
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Jan 18, 2018 23:31
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Labes for days posted:My husband buys me Funko Pops. hosed up if true
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Jan 18, 2018 23:32
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MF_James posted:Ok, so your point is to say gently caress it, don't try to change because not everyone is on board yet? Yes, animals are still getting euthanized but people are trying to change that. My point is it's literally impossible to change until you fix the root problem, if you switched literally every shelter in the country to no kill overnight no animals would be euthanized they'd just die abandoned on the street instead. No kill shelters don't reduce animals dying from lack of homes, they just have the streets or "kill shelters" do it for them.
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Jan 18, 2018 23:32
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when winter comes, the cats simply freeze to death
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Jan 18, 2018 23:34
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girl pants posted:i will visit this apartment complex daily 
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Jan 18, 2018 23:35
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Yeah that's the main barrier for a lot of adoptions, the animals stuck in the system are often there for a reason, behavioral issues due to being raised by horrible people or no one at all. They're unadoptable to anyone who isn't some sort of professional animal behavioral therapist or whatever. Euthanize the poor guys and put the resources into literal death squads that euthanize people who don't spay/neuter their pets.
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Jan 18, 2018 23:35
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My [32F] husband [32M] helped his friend [30sM] get away with cheating on his wife [30sF] for years and its making me really uncomfortable.quote:My husband and I have been together for six years. When my husband got a new job four years ago, he made friends with one of his coworkers who I will call Dan. We hang out often with Dan and his wife Tina. They've become our closest friends over the last several years. get a divorce. if he's not cheating on you already, he will.
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Jan 18, 2018 23:36
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how can i constructively tell my boyfriend we can't have a baby in his bedroom full of macrocephalic toys?
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Jan 18, 2018 23:36
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:how can i constructively tell my boyfriend we can't have a baby in his bedroom full of macrocephalic toys? well i mean Blue Story apparently got pregnant, so this is the second time i've mentioned Blue Story in this thread. I think I need to take a break.
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Jan 18, 2018 23:37
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Baronjutter posted:Yeah that's the main barrier for a lot of adoptions, the animals stuck in the system are often there for a reason, behavioral issues due to being raised by horrible people or no one at all. They're unadoptable to anyone who isn't some sort of professional animal behavioral therapist or whatever. Euthanize the poor guys and put the resources into literal death squads that euthanize people who don't spay/neuter their pets. This I can get behind
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Jan 18, 2018 23:37
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hawowanlawow posted:when winter comes, the cats simply freeze to death depends on how cold the winter is and whether the cats are isolated. if they are in a colony they sleep in a big pile for warmth. i still have fond childhood memories of looking out on my grandmother's porch on a crisp winter morning and seeing seventeen cats napping peacefully in a big furry mound. and before anyone has the foolish notion of speaking against her, she was not a crazy cat lady, they were all strictly outdoor cats descended from strays her late husband had brought home, and she basically just fed them and let them live free on her ten acres. over the years they eventually succumbed to predation until eventually it was just only ever one or two cats that passed through and hung around.
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Jan 18, 2018 23:38
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Baronjutter posted:Yeah that's the main barrier for a lot of adoptions, the animals stuck in the system are often there for a reason, behavioral issues due to being raised by horrible people or no one at all. They're unadoptable to anyone who isn't some sort of professional animal behavioral therapist or whatever. Euthanize the poor guys and put the resources into literal death squads that euthanize people who don't spay/neuter their pets.
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Jan 18, 2018 23:39
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I adopted a fat angry borderline-feral hiss pile from the shelter and she's a monster. She does nothing but sleep and try to grift extra food from us and occasionally swat at our kitten. She's extremely stupid and spiteful and I've seen her try to rub her face on the corner of a table she was standing on, somehow miss, and fall off onto the floor. Multiple times. She apparently lacks any sort of righting reflex because every time this happens she hits the floor like a fat sack of potatoes. She's the only cat I've ever heard grunt when hitting the floor. She hates everyone in the world but me. I love her so much.
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Jan 18, 2018 23:43
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MF_James posted:Gotta start somewhere, the hope is that they will start a movement so that all shelters go that route, the no-kill shelters (at least the ones I've seen) take better care of their animals, better vet assistance and actually do training and poo poo. We adopted a dog from PAWS a few months ago and he was brought in at like 3 months old, we got him at 7 months, they had taught him basic commands, he was house broken etc etc. really the best thing you could do is take anyone who wants to breed dogs or cats on their own and beat those people with iron rods
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Jan 18, 2018 23:44
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girl pants posted:I adopted a fat angry borderline-feral hiss pile from the shelter and she's a monster. She does nothing but sleep and try to grift extra food from us and occasionally swat at our kitten. She's extremely stupid and spiteful and I've seen her try to rub her face on the corner of a table she was standing on, somehow miss, and fall off onto the floor. Multiple times. She apparently lacks any sort of righting reflex because every time this happens she hits the floor like a fat sack of potatoes. She's the only cat I've ever heard grunt when hitting the floor. She hates everyone in the world but me. I love her so much. Wanna meet this cat
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Jan 18, 2018 23:45
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My (33f) husband (41m) probably cheated on me. I say I'm leaving and he threatens me....how serious is this?quote:I won't get into all the backstory because it's long. The condensed version -- he's been caught texting other women several times throughout our relationship. This past time I found him speaking to escorts and making dates. He claims he never met up with any of them, and that may or may not be true, but it's the last straw and I no longer trust him. There was also something weird about his relationship with a female coworker last year and my gut tells me something was up with that. They fought like lovers, texted at strange times and she suddenly blocked him on facebook and moved away. 
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People always seem to immediately assume that I [24F] am unintelligent. It impacts my self esteem and my working relationships. What am I doing that makes me come across this way to others?quote:I made a throwaway because I didn’t want this dumb wall of insecurity to be associated with my main account. I'm sorry for the wall of text. Thank you in advance for reading.
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Jan 18, 2018 23:46
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Antivehicular posted:Wanna meet this cat extremely same i was laughing reading that description
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Jan 18, 2018 23:46
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boner confessor posted:really the best thing you could do is take anyone who wants to breed dogs or cats on their own and beat those people with iron rods While I was driving the work this morning there was a segment on the radio station where the host was asking callers for stuff their boyfriend/husband did that irritated them and then asking them what they thought they themselves did that was irritating. This lady calls in and she goes on and on about how her husband hordes boxes from stuff they buy, like they have an attic of broken down boxes from their tv's and microwaves and such, which does sound excessive. So when the host asks her what she thought she did that he found irritating she was like "I guess I sometimes have two many pets", turns out she doesn't spay or neuter her animals and they regularly have litters. "One time we had 16 in the house at the same time!"
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Jan 18, 2018 23:49
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girl pants posted:I adopted a fat angry borderline-feral hiss pile from the shelter and she's a monster. She does nothing but sleep and try to grift extra food from us and occasionally swat at our kitten. She's extremely stupid and spiteful and I've seen her try to rub her face on the corner of a table she was standing on, somehow miss, and fall off onto the floor. Multiple times. She apparently lacks any sort of righting reflex because every time this happens she hits the floor like a fat sack of potatoes. She's the only cat I've ever heard grunt when hitting the floor. She hates everyone in the world but me. I love her so much. sounds like you got a major case of the cat brain worms and so do I because I wanna meet this dumb cat
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My (21/F) Coworker(40s/F) came into my class and confronted me because it ran over and I was later for work.quote:I just started a job in my school's library as a student worker. There's another woman, lets call her Tammy, that's been there for a year or two that's also a student worker, but works basically full time. Tammy has so many hours because pushed the old full time librarian out of her position because Tammy didn't like her and their bumping heads led to the old librarian quitting. Tammy proudly told this to me a while back before I got the job. They haven't been able to find a new full time librarian since.
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Jan 18, 2018 23:52
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LethalGeek posted:My (33f) husband (41m) probably cheated on me. I say I'm leaving and he threatens me....how serious is this? Call the police
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Jan 18, 2018 23:52
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My cat was sent to a no-kill shelter (at 6 years old) after she did not mesh well with the baby, peeing on carpets in protest. She's an awesome cat and I'm so glad to have her. Will be interesting if I ever get a serious ladyfriend who wants a kid, but I think I can pay enough attention to the cat to avoid the problem this time.
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Jan 18, 2018 23:55
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LadyPictureShow posted:Call the police Thankfully reddit is 100% on the ball this time and is screaming at her to GTFO.
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Jan 18, 2018 23:57
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girl pants posted:well i mean Blue Story apparently got pregnant, so
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when i adopted my two cats from my friend, the big oaf one hated being touched on the belly. instant swats and bites. over the course of a year and change, i was able to get him to be okay with it. now he is happy to receive tubby rums. last night i was scratching his belly and he was licking his lips in content. a good catte 
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Jan 18, 2018 23:58
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girl pants please give back my dads cat (Potato)
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:when i adopted my two cats from my friend, the big oaf one hated being touched on the belly. instant swats and bites. He’s real good but he a Squirmy Boy
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Zedd posted:I'd say some good money for Zuarg and Blue Story to start a thread again tbh. Zuarg is currently posting in the cryptocoin thread. I don't think I need to provide any further elaboration.
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