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girl pants posted:I GISed "wall words" because of this thread and oh my god I'm so angry “they are wall words!” 🍋
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:34 |
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Yeah I got this giant wine glass as a gift... just one glass for me, haha! I never use it though I just puncture the bag with a straw like a big Capri Sun.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:35 |
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I 27F, Boyfriend 29M of 3 years, has never said I love you, no signs of moving forward. Starting to feel discouraged.quote:submitted 10 months ago by handmadelemonade I would make a joke about her boyfriend actually being a cat, but usually you can lure a stray cat into trusting you with food in the span of a few months.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:35 |
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Pick posted:For me it’s the weird wine kitsch. It screams “I will be an alcoholic forever” This is what you get your "fun single aunt" for Christmas.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:37 |
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lol at not being allowed to keep even a toothbrush at a boyfriends place after three loving years together
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:40 |
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Pick posted:For me it’s the weird wine kitsch. It screams “I will be an alcoholic forever” I've seen a LOT of wine and cat related wall words to let everyone know you're a sad alcoholic cat lady. I don't know what's worse, the banal "live laugh love" sort or the "I can't function without coffee and wine and only have a cat for company lol!!" poo poo. It's like terrible bumper stickers, but on your walls.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:41 |
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Baronjutter posted:I've seen a LOT of wine and cat related wall words to let everyone know you're a sad alcoholic cat lady. I don't know what's worse, the banal "live laugh love" sort or the "I can't function without coffee and wine and only have a cat for company lol!!" poo poo. It's like terrible bumper stickers, but on your walls. welcome to the wonderful world of wine mom culture https://www.amazon.com/Mommys-Sippy-Glass-Mothers-Gifts/dp/B01KW6B9S8
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:43 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:lol at not being allowed to keep even a toothbrush at a boyfriends place after three loving years together He might have like three other girlfriends on the go, of course.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:44 |
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Much like the labor market, we need a minimum wage equivalent for dating so desperate people don’t settle below a “living relationship” 15 I love you’s a quarter, minimum
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:45 |
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Mommy needs her grown up juice! Why? Well, because we place unrealistic demands on ourselves and our parenting to ensure that we do not fall behind in the arms race that is rearing a child in the modern day. I must be a full-time mom and a full-time employee and a full-time spouse. You're right sweetie, that does add up to more than three full times! Good job, I'm glad that Montessori school is worth the 40k a year we pay even though they don't even provide organic snacks and that bitch of a teacher Carol keeps hounding me to be a room mom. OK, I'm going to chug this bottle of merlot and try to seduce Daddy so he'll actually spend time with me rather than deaden his dick by jerking it to extreme anal fisting videos. Sleep tight!
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:48 |
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Wine mom culture is hoarding hundreds of lovely wizard figurines in your too-big house and nothing can convince me otherwise.
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girl pants posted:I've [23F] with my boyfriend [24 M] for almost 10 years and his obsession worries me. anime is trash and ruins people much like porn but tbf they're very similar
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:49 |
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Speaking of wine moms: Me [35 F] with my ex-boyfriend [44 M] of 3.5 months. He married someone and didn't end it with me submitted an hour ago by youhadmeatmerlot7 quote:I (35 F) got divorced last year after nearly 11 years of marriage, started online dating, met what I thought was a great man (44 M). Looking back, I should have realized he was moving it along too quickly. In the first conversation we ever had, he swore he would never get married again, but was definitely looking for a long-term relationship (I was fine with that). We fell in love and spent every night together for a month or more. You know she owns at least one "bottle sized" wine glass.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:52 |
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PetraCore posted:Wine mom culture is hoarding hundreds of lovely wizard figurines in your too-big house and nothing can convince me otherwise. do not bring this evil here
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:54 |
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Clark Nova posted:The best part is when she told him to stop, and he did, then when he sulked and moped like a scolded puppy she told him to go back to it. If you read her note, she isnt asking if she should break up because “breaking up is not an option for me”. She wont break up with a person she has concerns may sexually assault any daughter they have together which moves her from “idiot” to “woman claiming on the news she didnt realize her husbands charity she worked full time at existed solely to diddle kids”
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:54 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:Speaking of wine moms: lmao, the sheer audacity of this guy. How did he see this working out? My (24f) SO (28m) wants to live with his parents forever. quote:I have known my SO for about 2 and a half years, but we only made it official early this year. I love him a lot, we have a lot of fun together, I never get tired of being with him. We make each other laugh and seem to be completely on the same level, except for on this particular issue. quote:[–]agjios 37 points 1 year ago quote:[–]iscrewsaladfingers[S] 1 point 1 year ago
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:55 |
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What happens when you marry an en and a nabler? You get an ENABLER. #wisdom
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:57 |
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girl pants posted:My (24f) SO (28m) wants to live with his parents forever. Bring back home ec
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:57 |
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Pick posted:What happens when you marry an en and a nabler? You get an ENABLER. #wisdom Could you possibly print this on some "distressed" wooden boards? I have an idea for an etsy store.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 19:58 |
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Palpek posted:I'll admit I found the Funko Pop of Laura Palmer's body in a plastic bag amusing. Princess Diana Funko Pop!
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:05 |
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i went to a wedding like this a few months ago and it was horrible, easily the worst wedding i've ever been to boner confessor fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Jan 19, 2018 |
# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:05 |
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boner confessor posted:i went to a wedding like this a few months ago and it was horrible, easily the worst wedding i've ever been too My friend has coasters from a cousin or something's wedding. They're nice thick glass ones and they have the official art/logo of the wedding etched into them. It's the bride and groom done in a sort of anime style with Invader Zim and Dr. Who stuff surrounding...
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:07 |
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boner confessor posted:i went to a wedding like this a few months ago and it was horrible, easily the worst wedding i've ever been too Worse than the wedding makorz described where the husband had an extra wife hole made of trash bags, duct tape, and Vaseline
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:07 |
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boner confessor posted:i went to a wedding like this a few months ago and it was horrible, easily the worst wedding i've ever been too How many people had to be cut from the wedding party to get under the stages maximum weight capacity?
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:09 |
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Is a general 'geek fandom' wedding better or worse than a 50 Shades of Grey themed wedding? Does it get worse if it's specifically SuperWhoLock?
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:10 |
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boner confessor posted:i went to a wedding like this a few months ago and it was horrible, easily the worst wedding i've ever been to How does it compare to that video of the couple that kept their children chained up having a Vegas wedding (i know it was a renewal, don't be a stickler) with an Elvis impersonator?
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:11 |
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Clark Nova posted:Lol if you don’t think the vast majority of that poo poo is going straight to the landfill. My only exposure to funkopop (autocorrect: funk poop) are the people in this thread destroying their relationships over plastic garbage, and I have more respect for the disowned junkie than any of them. That motherfucker is getting high at least. I always figured Funkopops were the easy way out during holiday shopping. ‘I haven’t seen you in ten months, but I remember you liked Guardians of the Galaxy so I bought you a weird dead-eyed Rocket Raccoon!’ My brother got me one from League of Legends or something because she was named ‘Vi’, which I go by. PetraCore posted:Is a general 'geek fandom' wedding better or worse than a 50 Shades of Grey themed wedding? Does it get worse if it's specifically SuperWhoLock? No, those are both bad options! Maybe I was ahead of the curve in terms of nerd poo poo, but back in like 2009 I was a bridesmaid in a ‘steampunk’ wedding. I remember emailing the bride at least three times begging her to tell me what the gently caress steampunk was. LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Jan 19, 2018 |
# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:12 |
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On the power rankings it goes destination>theme>pop culture theme>religion with less than 1,000 practioners>kink theme>polyamorous wedding
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:13 |
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In sickness and in heat, to love and to cherish, til knot do do us part, according to gods holy dog dick universe
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:14 |
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Barudak posted:How many people had to be cut from the wedding party to get under the stages maximum weight capacity? it was a tiny wedding, the bride was my wife's friend from years ago and neither one of us had talked to the bride or groom since 2011 or so. i think we were a third string invite because they didn't have a deep bench for wedding guest attendees it started at 8pm on a sunday night (???) and the bride told my wife later that this was because it was the absolute cheapest time slot to book the wedding. like, steep discounts you could tell the on-site caterers etc. all wanted to go home, they had had a long day. we were sat next to the groom's elderly family, grandmas and great aunts and stuff, and they spent the whole time complaining about how they didn't understand the wedding's theme because it was just a big melange of vacant pop culture references with no unifying statement beyond "here's a bunch of entertainment stuff we liked" the officiant roasted the groom slightly during the ceremony for finally getting off his rear end and proposing. he smiled, but in a way you could tell that it kind of cut him it was just awful all around. i went to three weddings last year, and i've been to probably two dozen overall, and easily this was the worst and most painful. the food was good tho and the venue was nice
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:14 |
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Thread's good today
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:15 |
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I think an elvis wedding sounds really fun and even if I don't plan on having one myself, I'd think positively of a couple who planned on one. You don't plan an elvis wedding without feeling joy in your heart, and that's what's important, child torturers not withstanding.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:15 |
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Barudak posted:On the power rankings it goes destination>theme>pop culture theme>religion with less than 1,000 practioners>kink theme>polyamorous wedding The last one is 100% of the time at least one of the others too though.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:15 |
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Barudak posted:On the power rankings it goes destination>theme>pop culture theme>religion with less than 1,000 practioners>kink theme>polyamorous wedding Imho Jonestown god tier theme destination wedding
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:15 |
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If you guys want to see the worst loving weddings just head on down to offbeat bride. They've been on the fplus twice. I hate geeks so much. edit: this one even has funkopop! http://offbeatbride.com/geek-adventure-wedding/ girl pants fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Jan 19, 2018 |
# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:15 |
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boner confessor posted:it was a tiny wedding, the bride was my wife's friend from years ago and neither one of us had talked to the bride or groom since 2011 or so. i think we were a third string invite because they didn't have a deep bench for wedding guest attendees There are so many people for whom "interests" means "preferred IPs" and boy is it sad.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:16 |
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PetraCore posted:Is a general 'geek fandom' wedding better or worse than a 50 Shades of Grey themed wedding? Does it get worse if it's specifically SuperWhoLock? worse, because at least with a fifty shades wedding you know what they're into (bondage, bad porn) and not just generic "i watch television and can recognize fictional characters, let me list my top hundred favorite fictional characters from mass media franchises" like your wedding planner was gamemasteranthony Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I think an elvis wedding sounds really fun and even if I don't plan on having one myself, I'd think positively of a couple who planned on one. You don't plan an elvis wedding without feeling joy in your heart, and that's what's important, child torturers not withstanding. yeah elvis vegas weddings are fun 20th century kitschy and are appropriately tacky where if the wedding goes well you know you're going to be getting shithammered in some dingy tiki bar later
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:16 |
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girl pants posted:If you guys want to see the worst loving weddings just head on down to offbeat bride. They've been on the fplus twice. I hate geeks so much. NO I’M SPECIAL ONLY I HAVE A TARDiS DrESs reeeeeeeeeeee
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:19 |
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Yeah identifying with the mass-market pop culture enough to make it a part of your lifelong declaration of love is disturbing to me in the way that identifying with the kind of sex you have isn't.
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# ? Jan 19, 2018 20:19 |
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on the contrary last year i attended a wedding at the old JAX brewery building on jackson square in new orleans, the food was a mix of lebanese vegan and southern bbq, and after all the old people went to bed the remainder of the wedding party embarked a drunken ramble through the french quarter forty strong that lasted until dawn and that wedding loving owned
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