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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





Any publicity is good publicity! :downs:

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Grey Fox posted:

I hope they also filmed their lawyer's reaction after telling the cops this

Good Lord, what is happening in there

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

Grey Fox posted:

I hope they also filmed their lawyer's reaction after telling the cops this
Absolutely.

New reality-TV show: Last Lawyer Standing
Contestants are all fully-qualified, bar-approved lawyers. They are assigned clients either randomly or caprisciously, and have to defend their clients' in front of a judge after whatever nonsense their clients engage in - no a priori contact is allowed between lawyers and clients. Every stage of every interaction between the contestants and their clients is filmed; lawyer-client privilege is magicked away somehow, you guys figure that part out.

Seldom Posts
Jul 4, 2010

Grimey Drawer

ExecuDork posted:

Absolutely.

New reality-TV show: Last Lawyer Standing
Contestants are all fully-qualified, bar-approved lawyers. They are assigned clients either randomly or caprisciously, and have to defend their clients' in front of a judge after whatever nonsense their clients engage in - no a priori contact is allowed between lawyers and clients. Every stage of every interaction between the contestants and their clients is filmed; lawyer-client privilege is magicked away somehow, you guys figure that part out.

Clients can waive it. I'm sure these people would be dumb enough to do that so they can be on the teevee.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/29MweF8.gifv

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/5X1PgKL.mp4

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


This gif made me discover that laughing uncontrollably while yawning causes your eardrums to blow out.

Schad on me

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!

fliptophead posted:

Not really in here in Oz - you can park pretty much wherever with a disabled permit.

The problem is a lack of spaces total, not a lack of handicapped spaces. Having to park far away walk a couple blocks to a restaurant is not a big deal (we deal with it all the time in San Francisco) but it is another issue for disabled folks that might not easily be able to cover that much distance.

We have a guy in Palo Alto that basically goes around suing restaurants for not being wheelchair friendly. I'm not talking about places that don't have ramps to get in the building, I'm talking about every minute detail he can find, be it the bathroom dimensions, door widths, etc. I get that being disabled really sucks and places can show more consideration here and there, but just methodically going to all these different places and then suing them seems kind of lovely too.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
It would suck slightly less if anyone bothered to be in federal compliance.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Panfilo posted:

The problem is a lack of spaces total, not a lack of handicapped spaces. Having to park far away walk a couple blocks to a restaurant is not a big deal (we deal with it all the time in San Francisco) but it is another issue for disabled folks that might not easily be able to cover that much distance.

We have a guy in Palo Alto that basically goes around suing restaurants for not being wheelchair friendly. I'm not talking about places that don't have ramps to get in the building, I'm talking about every minute detail he can find, be it the bathroom dimensions, door widths, etc. I get that being disabled really sucks and places can show more consideration here and there, but just methodically going to all these different places and then suing them seems kind of lovely too.

this is a big deal in some states, it's basically come down to lawyers using google maps to analyze the exteriors of buildings to verify compliance and then having one disabled person be a party to their hundreds of individual lawsuits

https://www.local10.com/news/local-10-investigates/local-businesses-suffer-from-ada-drive-by-lawsuits

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010


Is there a video with audio? I'm dead sure it's not as good as I imagine it to be.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Stare-Out posted:

Is there a video with audio? I'm dead sure it's not as good as I imagine it to be.

Yeah it doesn't really add much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koRjIXzF784

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
Restaurant owner is an rear end in a top hat but social media "influencers" are the worst people on earth so I'm fine with weaponizing other assholes against them. Imagine being enough of a self obsessed shithead that you think a picture of you making a kissy face is fair exchange for hundreds of dollars worth of goods and services.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010


It's not bad, I got the metallic noises right, just not the kitty sounds I wanted.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/buttcoin/status/954164934975266817

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




That is loving pro click

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

This message paid for by the Men's Wearhouse& Jos A Bank Lobbying Group
This is an absolutely shameful shower and should have been smashed long ago.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

:owned::bitcoin::owned:

pure essence of this thread contained within.

https://twitter.com/LukewSavage/status/954444782067007489

Hiro Protagonist
Oct 25, 2010

Last of the freelance hackers and
Greatest swordfighter in the world
Holy poo poo.
So one of the various cryptocurrencies to crash was one called Bitconnect, which has as subreddit here. All of the posts are loving great.
This is the best, though.

fliptophead
Oct 2, 2006

Panfilo posted:

The problem is a lack of spaces total, not a lack of handicapped spaces. Having to park far away walk a couple blocks to a restaurant is not a big deal (we deal with it all the time in San Francisco) but it is another issue for disabled folks that might not easily be able to cover that much distance.

We have a guy in Palo Alto that basically goes around suing restaurants for not being wheelchair friendly. I'm not talking about places that don't have ramps to get in the building, I'm talking about every minute detail he can find, be it the bathroom dimensions, door widths, etc. I get that being disabled really sucks and places can show more consideration here and there, but just methodically going to all these different places and then suing them seems kind of lovely too.

Yeah it's a fair point. Usually around here if you have dedicated parking Off Street at least one has to be reserved for disabled. There's a highway I used to travel on to get to work where the only strip that want a clearway during commute hours was for a bunch of shops so people could block traffic to get coffee and pies for breakfast. The local council actively blocked any attempt to make it clearway because of jobs and poor business owners, ignoring the fact they had a massive car park around the corner that was free to use.

Here's a schad to make up for derail:

https://m.imgur.com/r/gifs/4feTmb2

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I was super confused until I realized the two pictures weren't actually related.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Hiro Protagonist posted:

Holy poo poo.
So one of the various cryptocurrencies to crash was one called Bitconnect, which has as subreddit here. All of the posts are loving great.
This is the best, though.

You'd think a crash would be good. One of the few times you can actually sell them for real money for the next round of suckers.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

The General posted:

You'd think a crash would be good. One of the few times you can actually sell them for real money for the next round of suckers.

They are the round of suckers

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Garrand posted:

I was super confused until I realized the two pictures weren't actually related.

I prefer to think that he sent a dick pic to his mom and that was her response.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDx_IvH1AkQ

Hey Woody, what time is it?

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

Pook Good Mook posted:

This is an absolutely shameful shower and should have been smashed long ago.



Looks like bathtub to me

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


He's a dwarf :lol:

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Jerry Cotton posted:

He's a dwarf :lol:

Umm, excuse me, but the acceptable term is manlet now.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Enos Cabell posted:

Umm, excuse me, but the acceptable term is manlet now.

A very short manlet :mmmhmm: He could pass for an irate Italian.

Transmogrifier
Dec 10, 2004


Systems at max!

Lipstick Apathy
Last night, noted shithead pro Overwatch player xQc who's been featured in this thread before, threw a homophobic comment towards another pro, who is gay. His team is playing tonight and while he was benched, the official Dallas Fuel (his team) Twitter made this announcement:
https://twitter.com/DallasFuel/status/954469444306325504


I'm hearing different comments that he knew about it, but didn't know they were going to tweet it, or that he had no idea and regardless here he is being surprised actions have consequences:

https://clips.twitch.tv/RespectfulSpookyPartridgeOptimizePrime

edit: He's been suspended from four matches and has to pay a $2,000 fine: https://overwatchleague.com/en-us/news/21363702/xqc-suspended-and-fined

Transmogrifier has a new favorite as of 02:44 on Jan 20, 2018

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry
https://twitter.com/DanielleMuscato/status/953841810228596738

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Transmogrifier posted:

Last night, noted shithead pro Overwatch player xQc who's been featured in this thread before, threw a homophobic comment towards another pro, who is gay. His team is playing tonight and while he was benched, the official Dallas Fuel (his team) Twitter made this announcement:
https://twitter.com/DallasFuel/status/954469444306325504


I'm hearing different comments that he knew about it, but didn't know they were going to tweet it, or that he had no idea and regardless here he is being surprised actions have consequences:

https://clips.twitch.tv/RespectfulSpookyPartridgeOptimizePrime

I've caught some of the Overwatch League and it's actually not terrible. The only thing they're missing though is microphones on the players, cause even though they're professionals, you just know they're getting super mad at video games.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




oh dope posted:

I've caught some of the Overwatch League and it's actually not terrible. The only thing they're missing though is microphones on the players, cause even though they're professionals, you just know they're getting super mad at video games.

And then there's the ones who realize they've got no chance and decide to be goofballs about it.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Regalingualius posted:

And then there's the ones who realize they've got no chance and decide to be goofballs about it.

It would be legit interesting if there was a Harlem Globe Trotters of games.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Hihohe posted:

It would be legit interesting if there was a Harlem Globe Trotters of games.

That's pretty much how me and my buddies play Counterstrike. Trickshots and unconvetional plays.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdfo-b6a6Ng

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Humphreys posted:

That's pretty much how me and my buddies play Counterstrike. Trickshots and unconvetional plays.

I like the TF2 tricks and plays.

Related. The pyro class can reflect most non bullet projectiles.

https://youtu.be/9S8uJKNuXQY

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Hihohe posted:

It would be legit interesting if there was a Harlem Globe Trotters of games.

Pretty much this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF7I3jSPbyI

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dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
This is great http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/drunk-speeding-driver-films-herself-driving-off-road-on-phone-20180119-p4yynz.html

The imprint the Mazda logo made on the phone is just perfect

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