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It could have been a friend, the Odie to our Garfield! That's what it sounds like anyway.
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that thing sounds like trouble
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Jan 20, 2018 16:44
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It could've been fun to goad.
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Jan 20, 2018 16:58
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velixsiol posted:that thing sounds like trouble This
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Jan 20, 2018 17:09
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ultrafilter posted:It could've been fun to goad. We could whack it on the nose to goad it for fun
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Jan 20, 2018 19:43
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velixsiol posted:that thing sounds like trouble big slobbering things are bad for our safety
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Jan 20, 2018 22:49
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-What a shame. There could be a potential friend in there.
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Jan 21, 2018 03:20
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Pity. Could've been
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Jan 21, 2018 03:27
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Ok, that's 3 thinking that whatever is behind that door is trouble, 2 wanting to goad it, and wishing there was a friend coming in first with 5. Let's move on, shall we?quote:You push your nose under the door for as close a whiff as possible, but the slavering sounds have retreated, and you're left all on your own. What do you want to check out next? Yes, that's all there is. So now, we head to the mystery room! quote:You pad over carpet toward the open door. Once inside, your keen, catty eyes glean every bit of detail from what's actually a bathroom. The tiles look freshly laid, with dark blue twists and borders that link to form a pattern. The blue is the same as all the towels, which hang on heated towel racks. There's a sink, a larger lie-in sink, and a toilet which gurgles contently in that way toilets do when no one is on them. Its lid is cloaked in blue fleece too. Huzzah! We have found a bathroom! Now, what shall we do in this bathroom? Do we: 1. Play "shred the evil sponge." I love that game. 2. Fearlessly jump up on that narrow shelf to enjoy sniffing those bottles. 3. Lean into the toilet to check its viability as a water supply. 4. Sit in the bath and lick the tap. Tap water is the best, quality- and tastewise. quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 2
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Jan 21, 2018 15:09
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Sniff the bottles
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Jan 21, 2018 15:19
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4: The tap. You know why we're here.
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Jan 21, 2018 15:38
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Lick the tap.
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Jan 21, 2018 15:38
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#4
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Jan 21, 2018 16:07
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Shred the sponge.
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Jan 21, 2018 17:39
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Tap
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Jan 21, 2018 17:52
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lick that tap
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Jan 21, 2018 19:58
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Shred that sponge!
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Jan 21, 2018 20:03
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nonrev posted:Sniff the bottles There are bottles on a shelf. That is our shelf. The bottles must go.
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Jan 21, 2018 22:30
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Ok, so we all wanted to avoid the toilet, two of us wanted to sniff bottles and two of us wanted to shred a sponge. But a majority of five pulled through for tap water so let's drink from a tap!quote:There really is something about water that moves versus water that's trapped in a bowl. You lap at the shining drops and let them slide across your tongue. When you turn to hop down, you have a view down the throat of the toilet. The water inside it is blue, which you know means it's not for drinking. Ok, so now for the closet. quote:You push your way in between door and doorjamb to the pressed-in space of the coat closet. The air inside is still and dense with quiet. Thick-weave garments hang above you, and a faux-fur coat is half off its hanger. Underfoot is the clutter of shoes and several boxes. You pick your way across them, noting their various materials. Plastic finish equals good for getting teeth through. Shoelaces mean hours of snaky fun. Shoe boxes are, well, boxes. Invariably good things to sit in. ...You know, it's reasons like this that I don't let my cat into my closet. Anyways, what shall we do? Do we: 1. I feistily pull down the fake-fur coat to sleep on. 2. I play flick-and-pounce with a shoestring, thus annihilating it. 3. I squash myself into a shoe box. I take priority over shoes. 4. This might be a useful hiding place later, but for now I head out. quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 2
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Jan 23, 2018 23:04
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If we fits in the shoebox, we sits. (3)
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Jan 23, 2018 23:17
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Shoe box.
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Jan 23, 2018 23:22
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Haifisch posted:If we fits in the shoebox, we sits. (3) Truuuuuuuuu
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Jan 23, 2018 23:32
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Cat in a box. Save shoes for mysterious friend in other room to chew on later.
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Jan 23, 2018 23:46
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Haifisch posted:If we fits in the shoebox, we sits. (3) yep
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Jan 24, 2018 00:22
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Haifisch posted:If we fits in the shoebox, we sits. (3)
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Jan 24, 2018 00:38
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Take down a fur coat.
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Jan 24, 2018 01:19
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Fits? Sits
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Jan 24, 2018 01:54
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If the internet has taught me anything, it's that cats belong in shoe boxes.
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Jan 24, 2018 12:41
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Heed the siren call of the confined space. Fit. Sit.
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Jan 24, 2018 12:47
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...Again, sometimes I wonder why I even hold votes. Only one vote for attacking a coat, none for leaving or playing with a shoestring, and ten votes for sitting in a box. In we go!quote:It's a shame that these boxes aren't empty, but you don't mind the work to make them so. Scrabbling at balled-up cardboard and an old pair of sports shoes, you manage to fling them behind you. One paw in the box is enough to decide that it fits, and the other three legs follow. You turn once, twice, and swirl yourself into the tight-fit space like a screw turning into a hole. The box sides bulge against your size, and the snugness and darkness is nice. You purr in a way that's just for you—happy to be in a box. And now, it is finally time for us to head upstairs. quote:Stairs on their own are not hard for you to manage, but life is not always that easy. At their carpet-clad summit, you are met with a meter-high gate depicting clowns and colored snails. You'd curse if you were a human. Ok, so now what do we do? 1. I'm methodical. I focus on a spot just above the top, then leap for it. 2. I imagine a rabid dog is pursuing me. That'll help me with the run-up. 3. I relish the puzzle of figuring out how the catch on the door works. 4. I meow loudly to demand that someone open this thing for me. 5. Meow pitifully and hope that someone cares enough about me to help. quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 2
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Jan 25, 2018 23:11
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We like to play with catches
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Jan 25, 2018 23:18
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Puzzle it out.
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Jan 25, 2018 23:33
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We could jump the gate, or we could demand that someone open it for us.
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Jan 25, 2018 23:57
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What kind of cat we are if didnt just jump over (1) things.
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Jan 26, 2018 00:15
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Claw at the catch. Jumping unsuccessfully could hurt us and we’re too proud to meow on first round.
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Jan 26, 2018 00:50
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I just want to claw things.
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Jan 26, 2018 01:10
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3: Go full Purrfessor Layton on the door catch puzzle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdw1yVbE2FU VivaLa Eeveelution fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Jan 26, 2018 |
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Jan 26, 2018 02:55
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1. I'm methodical. I focus on a spot just above the top, then leap for it. I'm supercat.
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Jan 26, 2018 03:40
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Jumping is pretty basic How To Cat.
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