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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I have 27 posts in this thread and have rooted for titans for years in this forum so it's essentially a gently caress the jags post

edit: I should bring back my old av

Pimpcasso fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Jan 17, 2018

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
The Jags "winning" the Super Bowl is by proxy a Titans Super Bowl win, so go Jags.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

I have 27 posts in this thread and have rooted for titans for years in this forum so it's essentially a gently caress the jags post

edit: I should bring back my old av
Ah I am used to Titans being more direct with their hatred.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Go the Jags.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Coldforge posted:

Go the Jags.


lol

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-steelers-play-jaguar-kart/

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Doublepost because Febreeze is on fire today:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Doublepost because Febreeze is on fire today:


:randpop:

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
I'm just glad to be turned on to r/Jaguars cause lol.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
Seriously, r/Jaguars is pretty hilarious.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ManMythLegend posted:

Seriously, r/Jaguars is pretty hilarious.



Holy poo poo.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



ManMythLegend posted:

Seriously, r/Jaguars is pretty hilarious.



Please someone remake this with the classic Jurassic Park scene TIA.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
So apparently the first graders at Boles put together an intel book on the Patriots to help the Jaguars win. :kimchi:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ManMythLegend posted:

So apparently the first graders at Boles put together an intel book on the Patriots to help the Jaguars win. :kimchi:

:3:

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

Apparently Vegas had the Patriots winning by 9, but after thumbgate it's 7.5. I wonder how bad his thumb got hurt to drop the odds like that

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Frank Viola posted:

Apparently Vegas had the Patriots winning by 9, but after thumbgate it's 7.5. I wonder how bad his thumb got hurt to drop the odds like that
Apparently it was a cut that required several stitches. I doubt it has any impact on his ability to throw.

And honestly, I want the Jaguars to face a healthy Touchdown Tom Brady, so when they win people cant say that they had it easy because Brady was out/injured/ineffective/not himself/whatever.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Frank Viola posted:

Apparently Vegas had the Patriots winning by 9, but after thumbgate it's 7.5. I wonder how bad his thumb got hurt to drop the odds like that

It doesn't matter how bad it was, just what the perception of it is and how that swings the way people bet

Vegas isn't picking based on who they think will win, they're picking based on how people bet to try to get a 50/50 split on bets regardless of who wins (that way they make money no matter what)

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The thinking is that if Pats jump out to early lead they will not throw a lot to protect Brady's hand. Less points, etc.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
What cocktails do you all reccomend for tomorrow's game? Going to the liquor store shortly.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Lot of folk in this thread gonna need their Jag Rags if they pull it off tomorrow

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Suspect Bucket posted:

What cocktails do you all reccomend for tomorrow's game? Going to the liquor store shortly.

Whisky and beer are great for celebration and disappointment

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

I agree, go Jugs. :dpph:

Also, isn't Romeo Crennel about 80 years old?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
70

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I mean, that's still pretty old. Then again, I can't think of any new or interesting DC hires the Texans could make.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Yeah he's a fat old man in a high stress position, also he's black which means he's predisposed to heart issues

I hope he can retire soon and relax

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I just don't want another Kubiak situation where he keels over at halftime.

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Regardless of who you THINK will win, how many AFCS fans will be rooting for the Jags today?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

TSBX posted:

Regardless of who you THINK will win, how many AFCS fans will be rooting for the Jags today?

1. gently caress the Patriots
2. Super Bowl MVP Blake Bortles

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Have three alarms set at 2:30 am so I don’t miss the game this morning. Haven’t been this excited about football since I was a kid

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Mega64 posted:

1. gently caress the Patriots
2. Super Bowl MVP Blake Bortles

gotta root for the nfc this year man

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

TSBX posted:

Regardless of who you THINK will win, how many AFCS fans will be rooting for the Jags today?

I will be. not in the super bowl tho

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
John Malkovich knows.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

TSBX posted:

Regardless of who you THINK will win, how many AFCS fans will be rooting for the Jags today?

There isn't a team on earth I wouldn't root for against the Patriots right now

e: poo poo that John Malkovich thing got me hyped and it's hours til game time

fast cars loose anus fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Jan 21, 2018

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

purkey posted:

Have three alarms set at 2:30 am so I don’t miss the game this morning. Haven’t been this excited about football since I was a kid
My god, what god forsaken hellhole do you live in where you have to get up at 2:30am for football?

Also are you going to drink?!?

Also also GO THE MOTHERFUCKIN JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS!

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Also also GO THE MOTHERFUCKIN JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS!

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

My god, what god forsaken hellhole do you live in where you have to get up at 2:30am for football?

Also are you going to drink?!?

Also also GO THE MOTHERFUCKIN JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS!

I’m hanging out in Thailand for a couple of months. And yeah, I’m well stocked

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

purkey posted:

I’m hanging out in Thailand for a couple of months. And yeah, I’m well stocked
Oh gently caress yeah that is awesome. I'm jealous.

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Go Jugs

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

What's the proper way to wear six super bowl rings? Three on each hand? Five one one and the sixth on your other middle finger for flipping off haters with?

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TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Go The loving Jaguars! So stoked and high right now.

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