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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:what's keybase and who uses it? https://keybase.io e: uh i guess now it's a slack clone
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anthonypants posted:it's like a website where you can post your gpg key and share it and cryptographically prove that you own a website/twitter/reddit/github/etc. it's about as widely used as gpg, so nobody really uses it. yeah i had the same realization moment a while ago when one of my friends was all excited about "a chat client that uses gpg" and i'm like "but it's just some website where you post your gpg key..." and nope i tried installing it and it asked to install a loving kernel extension for it's 'filesystem' and i'm like lol 
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ate all the Oreos posted:yeah i had the same realization moment a while ago when one of my friends was all excited about "a chat client that uses gpg" and i'm like "but it's just some website where you post your gpg key..." and nope the chat, the filesystem for sharing files with people, the encrypted git hosting, they seem to be building a giant tower of random ideas after they built the site to let social media accounts vouch for GPG keys
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Jan 20, 2018 07:12
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an encrypted filesystem driver doesn't seem all that bad to me
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anthonypants posted:an encrypted filesystem driver doesn't seem all that bad to me For a chat app though. Also, a chat app that needs a kernel module Hell loving no
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sounds like a good way in for more ransomware
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Father Jack posted:have you noticed a performance hit? we've seen massive performance hits across our entire infrastructure. the fallout from patching meltdown is going to cost us tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars a month just to tell our customers that we're secure against attacks that will most likely never be able to affect our instances.
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Dylan16807 posted:the chat, the filesystem for sharing files with people, the encrypted git hosting, they seem to be building a giant tower of random ideas after they built the site to let social media accounts vouch for GPG keys This sounds like a lot of business to be honest.
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https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2018/01/security_breach.htmlquote:While the difference in stock price between the sampled breached companies and their peers was negative (1.13%) in the first 3 days following announcement of a breach, by the 14th day the return difference had rebounded to + 0.05%, and on average remained positive through the period assessed.
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smart companies get breached, for valuation purposes
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infernal machines posted:smart companies get breached, for valuation purposes it proves they had something worth stealing!
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sometimes i wish the whole world got ransomwared & we had an excuse for deleting everything </mr robot>
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Krankenstyle posted:sometimes i wish the whole world got ransomwared & we had an excuse for deleting everything </mr robot> We can start with you are posts
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Volmarias posted:We can start with you are posts boom
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Blinkz0rz posted:we've seen massive performance hits across our entire infrastructure. the fallout from patching meltdown is going to cost us tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars a month just to tell our customers that we're secure against attacks that will most likely never be able to affect our instances. Curious about your workloads ? As far as I was aware the only place people have seen any kind of serious slowdown was on para-virtualised VMs ?
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we run a bunch of big cassandra clusters in aws and read and write latency has increased by about 20% which is consistent with what tlp benchmarked: http://thelastpickle.com/blog/2018/01/10/meltdown-impact-on-latency.html we've also noticed that we've had to scale some of our services that are cpu bound by 1.5-2x to keep up with the load
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Blinkz0rz posted:we run a bunch of big cassandra clusters in aws and read and write latency has increased by about 20% which is consistent with what tlp benchmarked: http://thelastpickle.com/blog/2018/01/10/meltdown-impact-on-latency.html What type of instances and what ami ?
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i say we but really it's our platform engineering and product teams. i get to sit back and tell them to fix security problems
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jre posted:What type of instances and what ami ? we bake our own amis based on ubuntu 14 and run them on i2.4xlarge instances e: for cassandra, that is. services vary in terms of instance type
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Are they HVM ? Based on talking to TAMs and our own tests that's a bigger than expected hit I'd suggest trying a comparative bench with HVM amazon linux vs your own ami to see if the performance drop is the same
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yes, exclusively
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https://twitter.com/colebunzel/status/955121985188712449 https://twitter.com/colebunzel/status/955234643095244800
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That can't possibly be true, right?
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Xarn posted:That can't possibly be true, right? it’s true. according to super mega hardcore fundamentalists like Abu Windows up there, accepting a EULA means agreeing to settle disputes outside of a sharia court and therefore APOSTASY and death. nobody thinks this outside of the inner circlejerk of ISIS
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Xarn posted:That can't possibly be true, right? says poster on an internet forum, in a post 2016 world 
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Having someone else click through a eula is basically like those Jewish people who cheat at the Shabbat. Maybe we can all get along after all.
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LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:Having someone else click through a eula is basically like those Jewish people who cheat at the Shabbat. i heard some orthodox have lobby boys push the elevator buttons for them because completing the circuit = starting a fire = work = jewish haram also i don’t recall islam ever having issues trading with nonmuslims (afterall mecca is a historic trade route)
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:i heard some orthodox have lobby boys push the elevator buttons for them because completing the circuit = starting a fire = work = jewish haram There are unironically theological arguments about whether a motion activated light constitutes work or not, if it doesn't then people could stop leaving the lights on all weekend like the guy that used to live next door to my grandfather that kept jamming the hall light on every Friday night. my grandfather, valuing cheapness over holiness, would sneak out and un jam it
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:i heard some orthodox have lobby boys push the elevator buttons for them because completing the circuit = starting a fire = work = jewish haram
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kosher lamps are one of my favourite silly things
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Motion activated lights are less work than uncovering an always‐lit Shabbat lamp.
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Truga posted:kosher lamps are one of my favourite silly things you're not supposed to leave the house on the shabbat so jews hung a several mile long loop of string above new york city and called it a house that's my favorite shabbat trick
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fisting by many posted:you're not supposed to leave the house on the shabbat so jews hung a several mile long loop of string above new york city and called it a house  it's mine too now
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fisting by many posted:you're not supposed to leave the house on the shabbat so jews hung a several mile long loop of string above new york city and called it a house
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fisting by many posted:you're not supposed to leave the house on the shabbat so jews hung a several mile long loop of string above new york city and called it a house holy poo poo want to be able to actually do things on the shabbat but also want to follow orthodox tradition? run twenty miles of fishing line around the border of manhattan so according to the torah, manhattan is your house! that is legit brilliant
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the big print giveth and the small print taketh away
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jre posted:I'd suggest trying a comparative bench with HVM amazon linux vs your own ami to see if the performance drop is the same that's the next step i think but our platform engineering team will have to update a bunch of our cookbooks because we do a lot of janky ubuntu-specific stuff
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yeah the jewish interpretation of god is impressed by humans rules lawyering him, it's different from christianity where trying to pull a fast one on god is a good way to get dead the new york eruv (the wire "house") costs like $100k/year to maintain and before the shabbat the people in charge of it do a drive-around to make sure the wire is intact and not in need of repairs or other maintenance
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fisting by many posted:you're not supposed to leave the house on the shabbat so jews hung a several mile long loop of string above new york city and called it a house It's called an eruv and it usually encompasses orthodox neighborhoods or small towns, not all of NYC.
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It's either your house or a walled city Manhattan is definitely not a house but definitely a city So the real rules lawyering is calling that string a wall Orange Hitler is probably going to do a similar thing, lol bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Jan 22, 2018 |
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