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Lurdiak posted:Manufactured right-wing outrage never makes sense. Hazarding a guess, Pope Francis is attempting to save the Catholic Church after a history of abuses of power and canonizing bigotry have left it near death. Dunno if thats real and this is a super generic cartoon, or if I'm AGCing it. Edit: Warthog tax 
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A book got published and... that's all this is saying. I have to wonder if Stantis has even read it.
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 Garrison posted:“(Schumer is) holding citizens hostage, in favor of non-citizens. Before this election, I never would’ve expected Democrats to be so open and brazen about their (lousy) plans, but here we are. Trump really does have a way of making his enemies tell the truth.”
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Corruption is bad, which is why I recommend jailing the entirety of the party not currently in power
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God that SHUT DOWN on the glasses kills me E: like if you really wanna write it, why not on the gun?!
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Fathis Munk posted:God that SHUT DOWN on the glasses kills me They're rad as gently caress. Also lol at "this cartoon was inspired by a reddit post".
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Trogdos! posted:Lock them up. Lock them all up! 
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Jonas Albrecht posted:They're rad as gently caress. Also lol at "this cartoon was inspired by a reddit post". Leisurely scrolling down r/democratsbad/ he sees someone post "Democrats Bad" and spits coffee everywhere. The world must know this important information
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Imagine if Chuck actually had that kind of backbone
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It's the same flag as any other American. A Good...no actually gently caress you.
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I worked with a guy in the animation business ... told me this story from way back in the Frank Sinatra/Bobby-Sox's day. Sinatra had this show in a theater in NYC (I gather the New York's Paramount theatre). The story is they had to clean the seats after the shows from the excited girls. This also happened: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2011/jun/11/frank-sinatra-pop-star VideoGameVet fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Jan 22, 2018 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:The contradiction I keep hearing from a Texan friend about everyone she knew growing up was "people are living day to day and have no time or energy to think about the world outside of their family and friends" and "they vote aggressively to gently caress over things and people far distant from them". I don't think that's really a contradiction. It doesn't take that long to vote (especially if no one's trying to suppress your demographic group's voting), but it takes more time to learn about the issues and vote intelligently. If you see it as your duty to show up every couple years and hit the straight "R" button, you don't need to take the time to learn about the impact your vote has.  Oh, please, Melania knew adultery came with the marriage.
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Panel 1 and Zelda is already leading him by the dick, smh
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Jurgan posted:I don't think that's really a contradiction. It doesn't take that long to vote (especially if no one's trying to suppress your demographic group's voting), but it takes more time to learn about the issues and vote intelligently. If you see it as your duty to show up every couple years and hit the straight "R" button, you don't need to take the time to learn about the impact your vote has. That drawing is WAY more expressive than Melania's face can physically be.
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so what exactly is the fisa memo Garrison is hyperventilating about
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Pants Donkey posted:so what exactly is the fisa memo Garrison is hyperventilating about It's a thing Devin Nunes purports to have, but won't show anyone. It ostensibly details FISA court surveillance 'abuses' against the Trump campaign. Most likely, FISA granted surveillance warrants against the Trump campaign based on Steele dossier info or similar. It's not like it's hard to get a FISA warrant.
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Fulchrum posted:Hazarding a guess, Pope Francis is attempting to save the Catholic Church after a history of abuses of power and canonizing bigotry have left it near death. The Pope was in Chile, trying to help mend the catholic church's standing there, which has been hit by what else, a pedo scandal - and he ended up accusing the victims of slander. Here's a  Cartoon about itquote:That poor chipmunk   1 2 3Uh oh.  4 5
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Pants Donkey posted:so what exactly is the fisa memo Garrison is hyperventilating about Trump toady Devin Nunes wrote a memo in which he alleges all sorts of FISA abuses by the FBI and other agencies, but won't release it or discuss the particulars with the FBI.
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Ah yes, as we endured years and years of PSYCHOTIC BADASS HARRY REID WILL FEARLESSLY DRIVE THIS COUNTRY INTO A DITCH cartoons, now we're getting ULTRA-VIOLENT HITMAN CHUCK SCHUMER WILL SHOOT OUR WIMPY FACES OFF; your universe sounds great, wingnuts, can I live in it?
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man, we've gotta try Payne for war crimes at the Hague because this is the most tortured metaphor I have ever seen
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This is the most flattering Garrison caricature of anyone I've seen in a long time. Did he just like, accidentally not gently caress up?
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Welp, those "Schumer is holding our wussy asses hostage" takes really aged well, good job conservative cartoonists
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Sandpuppy posted:The Pope was in Chile, trying to help mend the catholic church's standing there, which has been hit by what else, a pedo scandal - and he ended up accusing the victims of slander. Here's a Aw, Francis. No. I thought you were cool
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From the look of her she was hoping that fidelity didn't.
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loquacius posted:man, we've gotta try Payne for war crimes at the Hague because this is the most tortured metaphor I have ever seen What??? I HOPE you're giving him time served for the PEFECT pun! See it's "Jumanji" but...instead of "Juman" it's "Shumer"! He's talking about Chuck Shumer but making his name the game name!! THERE IS LITERALLY NO BETTER WAY TO WRITE THIS MASTERFUL JOKE! Note to self: "Shumer" replaces "Juman" (pronounced "Jewmon") instead just of the much better "Shumanji" which still gets the point across but reads better and fits the pun better. Anti-semantic or Stupid? (note to self: new game show?)
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Trump toady Devin Nunes wrote a memo in which he alleges all sorts of FISA abuses by the FBI and other agencies, but won't release it or discuss the particulars with the FBI. It would be hilarious if the #releasethememo campaign catches on and Nunes is eventually forced to release whatever crap he scribbled, and there’s nothing there. I remember something similar in 2001, where Bush’s press secretary started a rumor that Clinton had trashed the White House before leaving. A GOP congressman demanded an independent accounting, after which it turned out the whole thing was made up. Jurgan fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Jan 22, 2018 |
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Jurgan posted:It would be hilarious if the #releasethememo campaign catches on and Nunes is eventually forced to release whatever crap he scribbled, and there’s nothing there. I remember something similar in 2001, where Bush’s press secretary started a rumor that Clinton had trashed the White House before leaving. A GOP congressman demanded an independent accounting, after which it turned out the whole thing was made up. The whole point is not to have something, it's to LOOK LIKE they have something. The whole thing is pointless and they know it but the optics of "We're still looking into Benghazi because OF QUESTIONS!!" hurts Hillary's numbers and...wait hold on...another thing? Ok sorry, my bad: the whole POINT is that they start shouting "FIRE! FIRE!" and have their people start screaming about smoke, their people KNOW there's no fire but they can reasonably doubt it away (or just ignore it when it turns out to be nothing) it is just despicable that a small, already investigated issue such as classified emails could cause such ruckus with nothing but rumors and innuend-oh? What? Oh is it O'Keefe again? No? poo poo.
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Mikl posted:Aw, Francis. No. I thought you were cool Popes are not infallible.
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Cat Mattress posted:Popes are not infallible. Francis might be the best pope that the Catholics have had in a long time, but, he's still just a really shiny turd in a long line of turds, as far as overall beliefs go.
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