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CassandraSupreme
Dec 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
These are all for prostitution, right? Like "choke the chicken" jokes?

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


This is weird but I just bought it.



How could I loving not

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Honestly, if that's in decent shape and not made of congealed sawdust, $20 isn't a bad deal. Plus it's ugly enough to be a conversation piece!

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Scathach posted:

This is weird but I just bought it.



How could I loving not

You just bought a dibbuk box. Enjoy your haunting!

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Blue Moonlight posted:

You just bought a dibbuk box. Enjoy your haunting!

Okay, now I want one, too.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Ooh, we're doing haunted woodwork now?

IMAGE TRANSFERS TO SOLID WOOD - $1

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Does the victim's tormented soul also transfer?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Scathach posted:

This is weird but I just bought it.



How could I loving not

haha wow i totally thought that was a bookshelf how well-made and subtle

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


It was bigger than I thought and is now filled with bongs.

We also got some old-as-gently caress chest that looks even more haunted. Inside the lid is a creepy drawing of a pair of old-timey kids.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Scathach posted:

It was bigger than I thought and is now filled with bongs.

We also got some old-as-gently caress chest that looks even more haunted. Inside the lid is a creepy drawing of a pair of old-timey kids.

Well post some loving pics man

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Scathach posted:

It was bigger than I thought and is now filled with bongs.

the relevant questions in this thread: how many bongs do you own that you can fill a big chest with them, and more importantly why

TheKennedys has a new favorite as of 15:46 on Jan 5, 2018

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

TheKennedys posted:

the relevant questions in this thread: how many bongs do you own that you can fill a big chest with them, and more importantly why

Why does she own them, or why does she hide them in the haunted chest? The first one has an obvious answer. As for the second, everyone knows ghosts are good for glassware. Besides, if you leave your bongs strewn around the house, people might think you're uncultured. All the best people have ghost chests for their bong storage needs.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

has anyone ever tried to smoke a ghost

I guess I mean more like has anyone ever succeeded

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Inescapable Duck posted:

Well post some loving pics man

Yeah, no poo poo, we wanna see haunted furnature

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
for $20 smoke ghosts everyday :420: :iiam:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Pastry of the Year posted:

has anyone ever tried to smoke a ghost

I guess I mean more like has anyone ever succeeded

I always ghost my hits

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


TheKennedys posted:

the relevant questions in this thread: how many bongs do you own that you can fill a big chest with them, and more importantly why

My fiance has cancer and I used to manage a glass shop so I picked up a ton of pretty stuff while I was there. I don't smoke often, stuff kicks my anxiety up.

They're also right about ghosts and glass. All that ectoplasm rubbing on the glass keeps it nice and clean with minimal effort.

I will take a picture of said haunted chest next time I'm home and think of it.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015



There has been some interesting discussion on local social media trying to figure out which restaurant this is. There are a lot of probably-haunted restaurants in Richmond VA.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Apart from the apparitions that just sounds like a restaurant. And even that part kinda depends on the cooks they hired.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
I don't know a single restaurant worker, including myself, who does not experience a general sense of malaise.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
People can work themselves up into a frenzy when it's a stressed out group who all notice/are lead to notice odd things, it's pretty great

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
I’m curious what the “numerous solutions” they’ve tried are.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Probably Sage Smudging, there's a caravan lady who tells fortunes and stuff at Venice Beach and she tells me to burn sage to ward off evil spirits.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Turtlicious posted:

Probably Sage Smudging, there's a caravan lady who tells fortunes and stuff at Venice Beach and she tells me to burn sage to ward off evil spirits.

I moved into a haunted dorm room one year, and my friend insisted on doing a cleansing. Smelt like burnt pasta sauce for a week.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

"Yeah, we burned some sage. Quite a lot, actually. Not as a ceremony thing, either, just the general sense of malaise finally got to Tom and he had a bit of a moment."

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person






CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.




Hey, look, someone found one with "It's ok to contact this person" checked.

Not that anyone would want to.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Weird Craiglist Ads: Come fart in my apartment

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Missed opportunity to declare it an afartment

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

jojoinnit posted:

Missed opportunity to declare it an afartment

You can't really call it an afartment until it's been thoroughly befarted

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


jojoinnit posted:

Missed opportunity to declare it an afartment

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Nice skelatore

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Best marketing since the shoe-selling cloud dog



Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

This is like the most cheerful way to present this offer possible to be fair, even I kind of want to fart up this guys house now

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


Thank Mr. Skelatore

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, skelatore.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


That is a pretty nice skelatore, to be fair.

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Knormal posted:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, skelatore.

When the bone hits your eye
From a thin evil guy
Skelatore

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