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Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:... the sedan got an Asian Warner ...  The Texas roots showing through
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builds character posted:So, I just read through the exploding sims thread on his truck and then saw “Dick Dicer” posting in CA and somehow ended up here. Anyway, please get a full face helmet and CE rated boots. I'm the .4% of people who land directly on top of their head and spin about like a top
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There's CT scan image (or some medical image) floating around of what I remember to be a girl wearing the typical helmet you'd see on a Vespa rider, where the jaw became the crumple zone when she crashed. I know I've seen it in CA before, but it's all you need to see to go full face on helmets.
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MomJeans420 posted:There's CT scan image (or some medical image) floating around of what I remember to be a girl wearing the typical helmet you'd see on a Vespa rider, where the jaw became the crumple zone when she crashed. I know I've seen it in CA before, but it's all you need to see to go full face on helmets. I'm lucky to be alive after riding like a squid in my late teens with no helmet. God I was a loving idiot.
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Applebees Appetizer posted:I'm lucky to be alive after riding like a squid in my late teens with no helmet. God I was a loving idiot. When I was kid, helmets were not a thing at all. At the time it was a "maybe a flag at the back of the bike. You know, if you want. If not, that's cool too"
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Yep. my parents bought me a Kawasaki LTD at 16 and it was my DD until I graduated. I wore a helmet for maybe the first month or so and that was it, took long road trips and everything too. Raced, went off road, opened up on the interstate, yadda yadda. No helmet law in Wisconsin at the time, so gently caress it! When I got a GSXR750 in my early 20s I realized, holy poo poo this bike is gonna kill me and geared up after that 
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verbal enema posted:I'm the .4% of people who land directly on top of their head and spin about like a top Show me on the video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KlOilAyS_to MomJeans420 posted:There's CT scan image (or some medical image) floating around of what I remember to be a girl wearing the typical helmet you'd see on a Vespa rider, where the jaw became the crumple zone when she crashed. I know I've seen it in CA before, but it's all you need to see to go full face on helmets. This one? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/14/10/38567EA700000578-3788737-image-a-28_1473846423791.jpg
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builds character posted:please get a full face helmet and CE rated boots. This times at least a thousand. That being said do remember that Dicer is the guy who smoked owl turds, amongst other worse things... helpful advice is his kryptonite. Hence why he is probated from the garden of eden for refusing to stop posting the word "apple". Dave, buy a goddamned fullface.
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The Royal Nonesuch posted:This times at least a thousand. That being said do remember that Dicer is the guy who smoked owl turds, amongst other worse things... helpful advice is his kryptonite. Hence why he is probated from the garden of eden for refusing to stop posting the word "apple". I used to room with a burn tech. They got the bike wipeout cases too, because months of skin grafts and reconstructive surgery from having your skin sanded off by pavement is the same thing as full thickness burn care. Leathers and a full-face, every time, or just get a Miata.
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I have the special edition of the Postal movie
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MomJeans420 posted:There's CT scan image (or some medical image) floating around of what I remember to be a girl wearing the typical helmet you'd see on a Vespa rider, where the jaw became the crumple zone when she crashed. I know I've seen it in CA before, but it's all you need to see to go full face on helmets. Every time I try to find it I search vimeo with no luck. Then I realize it's actually on flickr. https://www.flickr.com/photos/roentgenator/2450912496 edit:  scrolling through his library will give you an x-ray of a dude who shoved an ear plug in his dick
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Remember, no road trip is complete without a trip to the questionably legal fireworks store! 
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Wait. Where is the hitch for the pop-up camper on that van? I thought the point of this was to pick that up (among other stuff)
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Proteus Jones posted:Wait. Zoom Enhance It has a receiver, the ball is probably inside so it doesn't get stolen.
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builds character posted:This one? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/14/10/38567EA700000578-3788737-image-a-28_1473846423791.jpg I think the Slim Pickens pic is the one I'm thinking of, although for all I know they're the same person. In the vein of things up your dick, my doctor buddy showed me an x-ray of a guy who managed to get 9 screws up his dick recently (he had mental problems). The impressive thing is some of the screws were side by side. It looked really, really uncomfortable, and even my buddy was happy that a urologist was the one who had to slice it open to get them out.
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Rhyno posted:Zoom AHA! Yeah, when I open it in another tab where it isn't constrained by the forum tables I get HUGE VERSION. I see it now.
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Slim Pickens posted:
...and in today’s update on Daves progress back to Valentine...
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Tomarse posted:...and in today’s update on Daves progress back to Valentine... nah Dave would cut it out himself
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ExplodingSims posted:Remember, no road trip is complete without a trip to the questionably legal fireworks store! Ammunition for the flies.
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MomJeans420 posted:my buddy was happy that a urologist was the one who had to slice it open to get them out. I was putting a banana when I read this... Rhyno posted:It has a receiver, the ball is probably inside so it doesn't get stolen. Inside? Plug or piercing?
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cakesmith handyman posted:I was putting a banana when I read this... Putting it where? Doesn't the above serve as a cautionary tale?
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Freudian slip on a banana peel.
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DesperateDan posted:Putting it where? He's really upped the challenge of miniature golf
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Well no point going to nebraska if the camper is snowed in. Is he going back to the hostel to ride out the winter?
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American Spirits? Capt’n moneybags here.
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There's no way that's a recent picture, the truck is in the same spot where I dropped it.
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My god I can't get over how much better Dave looks. It's remarkable.
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MA-Horus posted:My god I can't get over how much better Dave looks. It's remarkable. He's chubby! It's the best thing ever!
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Coasterphreak posted:I love the look of despair in Dave's eyes. The follow-up:  Today we talk about about eating hot things and endorphins:  Rhyno posted:He's chubby! It's the best thing ever! He's not ghoulishly-gaunt, which is chubby relatively I guess?
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