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La Brea Carpet posted:My (31M) dad (64M) killed my mother (61F) 11 months ago in an act of self defense. My sister (26F) refuses to believe it was self defense, and now is refusing to talk to me. I pay my sisters bills for the most part, and I don't know if I should continue if she is going to not talk to me.
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ArbitraryC posted:I don't think we've ever seen a post where a dude was upset his girl was fingerblasting herself, seems to go consistently one way. You just aren't searching for the right terms. "Vibrator" brings forth a wealth of frothing male insecurity. Me [18 F] with my boyfriend [18 M] for 1.5 years, I bought a vibrator and he is really mad at me. quote:So I'll get right to the point- Our sex life isn't that great. For some reason sex hurts me A LOT. He has been so patient with me which is amazing and I always let him know how much I appreciate it. I read about some exercises I can try to make it hurt less, but fingering myself is really uncomfortable. My [21 F] boyfriend [20 M] of six months doesn't like me using a vibrator during sex, but it's the only way I can orgasm quote:This is obviously nsfw.
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empty sea posted:I really want to know how long she had that picture of the actress he complimented just sitting in that drawer. When did they see that movie? A week ago? A month? 6 months? Were there more strategically placed pictures? where do I see what the numbers mean? pretty sure im a 6
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Brother Entropy posted:my sex life is like the game gear: it goes through a lot of batteries It helps to have a magnifier peripheral bolted on
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:You just aren't searching for the right terms. "Vibrator" brings forth a wealth of frothing male insecurity. In fact I think both of these were already posted ITT as well as at least one Putney example of a dude being an idiot about his girl wanting to Jill off or touch herself during sex so I am not site what ArbC is talking about.
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:You just aren't searching for the right terms. "Vibrator" brings forth a wealth of frothing male insecurity. Easiest solution is to pay for your bf to get a vibrator implanted in his dick so he can feel adequate again. Also: .
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La Brea Carpet posted:My (31M) dad (64M) killed my mother (61F) 11 months ago in an act of self defense. My sister (26F) refuses to believe it was self defense, and now is refusing to talk to me. I pay my sisters bills for the most part, and I don't know if I should continue if she is going to not talk to me. quote:She told me I could go kill myself, that I am a loving terrible person, that I never loved mom etc. After that we just never talked. Sounds like if you stop giving her money this problem will solve itself.
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coronatae posted:The post I found wasn’t exactly as I remembered it but I knew the phrase “Satan shitplane” was involved so here it is: Honestly this will always be the best for me. No matter what else happens in this thread, I'll always remember three stories: 1. The screaming crazy masturbating girl 2. The vegetable sodomizer 3. Berth ell pup
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honestly the guy who raised his asian adopted son with lots of chinese values so he'd know about his home country etc and then found out he was korean is my favourite. who cares about insane mastubators when you have someone who's entire upbringing was a mistake this guy: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792330&pagenumber=1390&perpage=40#post474173679 Trimson Grondag 3 fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Jan 24, 2018 |
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Pick posted:That you are smart but will never be able to successfully apply it because everyone thinks you're a jerk. Its me
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:honestly the guy who raised his asian adopted son with lots of chinese values so he'd know about his home country etc and then found out he was korean is my favourite. who cares about insane mastubators when you have someone who's entire upbringing was a mistake Oh my God, it’s like those ancestry.com ads where those super white dinguses go ‘we were so proud of our Irish heritage, I took my dad to Dublin after he retired. Then I checked ancestry.com and it turns out we’re Scottish!’ *Cuts to dumbass and his dad wearing kilts* but like, a million times worse.
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therobit posted:In fact I think both of these were already posted ITT as well as at least one Putney example of a dude being an idiot about his girl wanting to Jill off or touch herself during sex so I am not site what ArbC is talking about. I was specifically referring to the partner super weird about porn usage thing. dude's upset they can't please their girlfriends without mechanical assistance are a separate but also sadly funny set of posts.
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 05:54 |
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The Hitachi Magic Wand is basically an orgasm button. If you are somewhat lazy you can use it to still get your lady to the stage where she's totally incomprehensible and making mewling noises and then it moves on to the giggles. Pro tip: have her hold it. It leaves your hands free to do other things she likes. So, in conclusion, these guys are completely stupid.
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0. Petechitoryu12 posted:Honestly this will always be the best for me. No matter what else happens in this thread, I'll always remember three stories:
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I've been meaning to ask, what the gently caress is Pete?
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Krazyface posted:I've been meaning to ask, what the gently caress is Pete? A king among men
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Krazyface posted:I've been meaning to ask, what the gently caress is Pete? The rare person who knows when to get out of a relationship with no second guessing or drama (on his part). The part he's remembered for quote:Then, last night, he came around to my flat and broke up with me!
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Parents (50F and 54M) require children to provide specific personal information (30F and 25F)quote:TL;DR Parents upset that adult daughters arent being open with them about personal information. How much information are you comfortable sharing with your parents? As adults has the information you share decreased (or increased)?
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Feel two ways about that. On one hand, the parents are nosy. On the other hand, it didn't seem like they were asking about anything intimate.
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Dear Prudence posted:Feel two ways about that. On one hand, the parents are nosy. On the other hand, it didn't seem like they were asking about anything intimate. I don’t know, job history isn’t that intimate on the surface, but you know it’s a tool they’re going to use to evaluate what level of disdain to have for the guy/their daughter. Unless it’s somehow exactly what they want it to be, if that’s even a thing. I get why she might not want to give them too much ammunition. I mean, this is how crazy they’re being WITHOUT the details.
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Gee, I can’t possibly imagine why this woman has a strained relationship with her parents and doesn’t immediately tell them what’s going on in her life. It’s a real mystery.
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coronatae posted:The post I found wasn’t exactly as I remembered it but I knew the phrase “Satan shitplane” was involved so here it is: Very entertaining. Life is funny.
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 09:37 |
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reposted by goodluck jonathan's sister in law nigerian social media is loving weird https://www.facebook.com/RMF18plus/posts/1747790988629508
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Me [31 M] with my girlfriend [31 F] of 8 months, my girlfriend is uncomfortable with my strap-on/dildo use.quote:So, this will take a little explaining, but here's the short of it: I own several dildos that I've accumulated over the years, and I like to suck on them as a means of relieving stress. I discovered that I enjoy dildos and strap-ons a couple relationships ago, and eventually came to realize that sucking on a dildo centers me and soothes my nerves. quote:You mean as a sexual thing? OP posted:Nope! This isn't sexual. I just like to suck on dildos to relax me. It's more of an absentminded thing to do when brainstorming or daydreaming or whatever. Palpek fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Jan 24, 2018 |
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im pretty go-along get-along but some things are just loving wierd
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Dude should just start smoking or something.
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He should just admit what it is and buy a pacifier
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mllaneza posted:0. Pete I feel that Eagle Friend Boyfriend and Shoulder Dog Man aren't given enough credit. I mean, they're no Pete, but they're still kings among men.
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La Brea Carpet posted:My (31M) dad (64M) killed my mother (61F) 11 months ago in an act of self defense. My sister (26F) refuses to believe it was self defense, and now is refusing to talk to me. I pay my sisters bills for the most part, and I don't know if I should continue if she is going to not talk to me. quote:The reason why my mother was so mad? My mom was going through withdrawal symptoms. quote:He said that when she is done, he is leaving her, and that he has been seeing another women for the past 4 months.
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My [18m] girlfriend [23f] of 2 years admitted that she only wanted to date me so she could groom me to “her liking”.quote:u/throwawayghana Dating a 16 year old when she was 21. Nice.
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My[24M] father[50M] is currently dating a woman[47F] I was involved with 2 years ago and I have no idea how to handle this.quote:About two years ago I was in a relationship with a much older woman. I met her at work and we immediately hit it off. We started hanging out, met for drinks after work and whatnot and I don't know, it just felt natural. We dated for at least 7 months or so before we both felt that this couldn't work out for a variety of reasons. The main one being our age difference and general life experience.
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Palpek posted:Me [31 M] with my girlfriend [31 F] of 8 months, my girlfriend is uncomfortable with my strap-on/dildo use. I think I'd be more ok with it if he did suck on them for sexual reasons. I mean, sucking a silicone dick because you like dicks? Sure, whatever. Sucking a dick like a baby sucks a pacifier? What the hell man
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# ? Jan 24, 2018 13:05 |
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Milotic posted:My [18m] girlfriend [23f] of 2 years admitted that she only wanted to date me so she could groom me to “her liking”. This is incredibly gross and I feel really bad for the dude.
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Admiral Ray posted:Easiest solution is to pay for your bf to get a vibrator implanted in his dick so he can feel adequate again. Also: . You can get small vibrators which go under the tongue and work like loving magic.
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Halser posted:I think I'd be more ok with it if he did suck on them for sexual reasons. yeah that is fuckin weird as hell
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Women enjoying sex is an affront to masculinity!!! LOOK AT ME, I'M A REDDIT POSTER AGHHHHHH!
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Milotic posted:My [18m] girlfriend [23f] of 2 years admitted that she only wanted to date me so she could groom me to “her liking”. so, she's trying to get out of pedophilia, and what she admits was grooming, by crying Palpek posted:My[24M] father[50M] is currently dating a woman[47F] I was involved with 2 years ago and I have no idea how to handle this. this sounds like the setup for a bad 90s psychological thriller or a screwball comedy I guess???
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Halser posted:I think I'd be more ok with it if he did suck on them for sexual reasons. Spoiler alert: he likes dicks. He just hasn't admitted it to himself yet.
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feedmegin posted:Spoiler alert: he likes dicks. He just hasn't admitted it to himself yet. we've all been there. I sympathize.
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"Look, I'm not gay, I just really like sucking on dildos and dick like objects"
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