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ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Sharks are loving cool

And they only eat idiots on boats

Who's on boats? Mostly rich assholes

# ? Jan 24, 2018 20:14

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 21:46

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

communism bitch posted:

The thing that gets me about america is that you guys obviously have a loving sick, broken society. Stable, healthy people do not wake up one fine day and think"I'm going to massacre every living person I see with an AR15 today because I love my gun so much. It's not about the guns.
I get the gun control argument as just a simple, practical answer to stopping kids being lit up in their nurseries on a daily basis, but surely somebody in the gun control debate in America is mentioning that you'd still have all these broken, psychotic people?
Those people would still be massively hosed up; they just wouldn't have guns. That seems like such a typically american response to a systemic social issue - a quick fix that does nothing to address the underlying causes.

Maybe if we want lax gun laws, America should consider not making mental health service a luxury. The two aren't the smartest combo.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 20:20

nickhimself: Jul 16, 2007; I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS

do u know jenny posted:

Maybe if we want lax gun laws, America should consider not making mental health service a luxury. The two aren't the smartest combo.

got a sick belly? here are some drugs it's okay no one blames you for the stomach bug

got a sick brain? what's your loving problem you moron idiot don't talk about that in public it's your fault and you shouldn't be in this country, nor should you receive any help at all. in fact, you should be thoroughly embarrassed at your own brain problems.

my brain said your brain's problems are fictitious and my brain wouldn't lie about yours so

# ? Jan 24, 2018 20:23

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

do u know jenny posted:

Maybe if we want lax gun laws, America should consider not making mental health service a luxury. The two aren't the smartest combo.

Bootstrap your mental health up. You're just being weak/showing lack of discipline. Look at our president.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 20:36

The Archaic: Jul 6, 2003; Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

nickhimself posted:

got a sick belly? here are some drugs it's okay no one blames you for the stomach bug

got a sick brain? what's your loving problem you moron idiot don't talk about that in public it's your fault and you shouldn't be in this country, nor should you receive any help at all. in fact, you should be thoroughly embarrassed at your own brain problems.

my brain said your brain's problems are fictitious and my brain wouldn't lie about yours so

*Takes therapy dogs away from veterans with PTSD*

:smug:

why should my taxes pay for your mental health?

# ? Jan 24, 2018 20:43

nickhimself: Jul 16, 2007; I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS

you should've thought about PTSD before you decided to enlist, moron! just die already! I won't want to help fund your rehabilitation into normalcy. You've worn out your use to us!!!

# ? Jan 24, 2018 20:49

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

God bless Our Troops!!

# ? Jan 24, 2018 20:58

mods changed my name: Oct 30, 2017

Lpzie posted:

God bless are Troops!!

Ftfy

# ? Jan 24, 2018 20:59

Kumo: Jul 31, 2004

https://twitter.com/ewstephe/status/956213201196249088

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:15

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/CapehartJ/status/956209733320499200

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:17

Jack-in-the-Bach: Oct 15, 2005

Kumo posted:

https://twitter.com/ewstephe/status/956213201196249088

*Cut to empty auditorium with door closing*

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:21

Cacafuego: Jul 22, 2007

Kumo posted:

https://twitter.com/ewstephe/status/956213201196249088

Is there an Asian version of an Uncle Tom? Or Aunt, in this case.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:23

AkumaHokoru: Jul 20, 2007

flashy_mcflash posted:

Here's a lol
https://twitter.com/jamieson/status/956239846544236544

I cant show him this it's from a source he doesn't like or trust because he was told not to trust the news.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:24

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Cacafuego posted:

Is there an Asian version of an Uncle Tom? Or Aunt, in this case.

Urban Dictionary seems convinced that it would Uncle Wong, but that feels a bit racist.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:25

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

Cacafuego posted:

Is there an Asian version of an Uncle Tom? Or Aunt, in this case.

this is dumb

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:27

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/956261892640604161

Thoughts and prayers

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:28

TulliusCicero: Jul 29, 2017

do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/956261892640604161

Thoughts and prayers

Truly sorry for your lots

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:33

mods changed my name: Oct 30, 2017

Have fun!

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:33

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Sockser posted:

Make Python Great Again

LMAO:

quote:

RULES:
Variable names are English only, and either short or popular words only
Don't run if file contains "Hillary", "Muslim", "Mexico", etc...
Error messages are all Trump quotes
No floating point numbers, America doesn't do things halfway
$4B always converted to $10B
"Yell" or "Exclaim" are the prints to std out
America = Great is the equivalent of exit(0)
Numbers have to be greater than $1mill
Start closure with ':', end it with '!'
Division always rounds up
Periods are our 'newline' characters
"Guarantee" defines a function
Null is "Jeb"?

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:35

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

We

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Over There fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Jan 24, 2018

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:35

The Archaic: Jul 6, 2003; Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

Edit: aw goddamnit ^^^^ :argh:

Earlier today, I spoke with @GovMattBevin of Kentucky regarding yesterday�s shooting at Marshall County High School. My thoughts and prayers are with Bailey Holt, Preston Cope, their families, and all of the wounded victims who are in recovery. We

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:35

vaginite: Feb 8, 2006; I'm comin' for you, colonel.

nickhimself posted:

got a sick belly? here are some drugs it's okay no one blames you for the stomach bug

got a sick brain? what's your loving problem you moron idiot don't talk about that in public it's your fault and you shouldn't be in this country, nor should you receive any help at all. in fact, you should be thoroughly embarrassed at your own brain problems.

my brain said your brain's problems are fictitious and my brain wouldn't lie about yours so

When people outside of the USA have to deal with people that watch Fox News for 4 hours a day they can start telling us that our impulses to shoot into crowds of people are not normal.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:38

Ars Arcanum: Jan 20, 2005; Best friends make the best weapons

do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/956261892640604161

Thoughts and prayers

I spoke with a guy sorry about your dead kids, have a great time!

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:39

The Archaic: Jul 6, 2003; Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/956261892640604161

Thoughts and prayers

Congratulations

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:42

EVIL Gibson: Mar 23, 2001; Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!; Switchblade Switcharoo

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaIdTrimp/status/955981540923604992

parody acct

You bring up the good point sometimes it's hard to tell. Lol

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:44

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Hey Victor, I�m sorry about your kid.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:46

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:46

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

Throw back lol to Spicer getting snubbed to meet the pope.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:47

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

do u know jenny posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/956261892640604161

Thoughts and prayers

Stop with the exclamation points!!!

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:48

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

Sometimes I remember poo poo like the fact the street number of Jared Kushner's albatross of a 5th avenue property is "666" and give a loud, declarative "end program" a try.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:50

WithoutTheFezOn: Aug 28, 2005; Oh no

There�s have been 11 school shootings this year if you include colleges.

It�s January 24th

Lol?

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:51

The Archaic: Jul 6, 2003; Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

I think my favourite part of Fire and Fury was Bannon reaming out Don Jr for meeting with the Russians. It really seemed like he was gonna blow a gasket working there.

# ? Jan 24, 2018 21:52

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

There’s have been 11 school shootings this year if you include colleges.

It’s January 24th

Lol?

there was one the day before the Kentucky in Italy Texas

# ? Jan 24, 2018 22:02

Dr.Caligari: May 5, 2005; "Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

Over There posted:

This is great

�If your son didn�t want to die he shouldn�t have been born. Sad!�

# ? Jan 24, 2018 22:09

ROFL Octopus: Jun 20, 2014; LET ME EXPLAIN

Is this some mandela effect poo poo or did trump gain like 15m twitter followers? I swear he was at ~30m like a month ago

# ? Jan 24, 2018 22:09

Car Hater: May 7, 2007; wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

Sometimes I remember poo poo like the fact the street number of Jared Kushner's albatross of a 5th avenue property is "666" and give a loud, declarative "end program" a try.

Lol too bad the sticky note galaxy with the admin password got trashed

# ? Jan 24, 2018 22:11