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Barudak posted:My last name is extremely commonly misread into being something weirdly sexual* unlike this pissbaby who just has part of his name be dirty and wont go to a courthouse and pay a small fee to change his last name. Nice to meet you, Mr Rimme. Edit: here's a dogs: 
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Skutter posted:This guy is a huge piece of poo poo: Oh yeah, she owes that fucker nothing. No bereavement period, just loving leave, immediately.
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Jan 25, 2018 23:44
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Skutter posted:This guy is a huge piece of poo poo: What is the code for the “start killing people” emote? Because that sums up my opinion on this poo poo. That or just start burning down his life. She’s gotta have the dirt and he’s earned it.
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Jan 25, 2018 23:46
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My buddy married this girl he had been dating for over 5 years and let her quit her job so they could have kids. The kids never materialized but she got really into church with a bunch of other stay-at-home do-nothing kept women and he ended up having to divorce her. By the end she was calling all of his friends like me heathens and poo poo. Some people just snap.
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Jan 25, 2018 23:52
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new phone who dis posted:My buddy married this girl he had been dating for over 5 years and let her quit her job so they could have kids. The kids never materialized but she got really into church with a bunch of other stay-at-home do-nothing kept women and he ended up having to divorce her. By the end she was calling all of his friends like me heathens and poo poo. Some people just snap.
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Jan 25, 2018 23:56
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:ugg this should be grounds for annulment The divorce was pretty drawn out, too. Her dad had a lot of money so she offered to pay for the completion of my buddy's college if he went to the religious school of her choosing and took religious electives so they could talk about that type of thing and he did it. In the end it just made everyone miserable.
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Jan 26, 2018 00:01
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Beachcomber posted:Nice to meet you, Mr Rimme. Hah that would make sense. You have to add letters that arent there and move the vowels around to do it but it happens so consistently that Ive had time to practice and perfect my response.
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Jan 26, 2018 00:07
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Midnight Voyager posted:I mean, I get that as context for why he can't take her along. because, you know, she'd drown. Like "man, I love being an olympic gymnast, but my SO can't do flips with me, so she feels excluded" would be a weird thing to have to say. Oh, I understand, I'm just rolling my eyes at the completely unnecessary claim to being in the elite of the elite.
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Jan 26, 2018 00:23
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Bamabalacha posted:I don’t know why, but I need to know which character that boyfriend is obsessing over. Of others in this thread are correct about it being the Magicians, I'm gonna guess it's Elliott wife.
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Jan 26, 2018 00:24
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Clark Nova posted:Oh yeah, she owes that fucker nothing. No bereavement period, just loving leave, immediately. She should defile something he holds closely on the way out.
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Jan 26, 2018 00:26
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tactlessbastard posted:She should defile something he holds closely on the way out. If there was ever a time for a good screaming rage-masturbation sesh, it's now. Does he have any pictures of his dad and stepmom in the house that she could clutch in one hand during the act?
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Jan 26, 2018 00:30
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tactlessbastard posted:Oh, I understand, I'm just rolling my eyes at the completely unnecessary claim to being in the elite of the elite. Not only is he cream of the crop, he wants to make sure she knows it. And if she finds a time-consuming hobby that requires the participation of the two of them, he'll be either resentful as hell or driven to be so good he makes her look bad.
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Jan 26, 2018 00:43
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Skutter posted:This guy is a huge piece of poo poo:
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Jan 26, 2018 00:45
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Beachcomber posted:Nice to meet you, Mr Rimme. One of my divorced aunts started seeimg a guy with the last name of Rimmer. I can't help but silently laugh about it every time I see them together.
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Jan 26, 2018 00:57
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LethalGeek posted:lol wow this guy can go die right in a fire I was sort of casual friends with a guy who was dating this amazing lady. He was a little odd, it was known he was a christian and went to church and poo poo but most people didn't hold it against him. She wasn't religious at all but her family was jewish. They dated for over a year but he finally dumped her because it was apparently all a long plot to bring her over to christ. Converting a jew was some holy mission he thought god had given him and he was giving monthly updates to his church on his progress. When he ramped the pressure up she had to nicely tell him that she doesn't mind that he goes to church and believes in god and poo poo, but she doesn't, and she certainly isn't going to have a big official baptism and be paraded around his church as some conversion trophy. He dumped her immediately but kept up contact always reminding her that if she converts he'd forgive her and take her back. He also had a whole thing about how as a jew she should feel guilty for killing christ and by becoming a baptist she could finally wash the blood off her hands. He correctly lost most of his non-church friends over this.
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Baronjutter posted:I was sort of casual friends with a guy who was dating this amazing lady. He was a little odd, it was known he was a christian and went to church and poo poo but most people didn't hold it against him. She wasn't religious at all but her family was jewish. They dated for over a year but he finally dumped her because it was apparently all a long plot to bring her over to christ. Converting a jew was some holy mission he thought god had given him and he was giving monthly updates to his church on his progress. When he ramped the pressure up she had to nicely tell him that she doesn't mind that he goes to church and believes in god and poo poo, but she doesn't, and she certainly isn't going to have a big official baptism and be paraded around his church as some conversion trophy. He dumped her immediately but kept up contact always reminding her that if she converts he'd forgive her and take her back. He also had a whole thing about how as a jew she should feel guilty for killing christ and by becoming a baptist she could finally wash the blood off her hands. I didn't know there are people that gently caress to convert outside of cults. Maybe it's time to put my judaism to use in getting dates. *coyly bends over exposing star of david tramp stamp*
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Jan 26, 2018 01:13
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indeed - maybe I should buy banner ads. "sexy jewish singles just waiting to be saved"
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Jan 26, 2018 01:14
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My wife's cousin got a job teaching in a fairly small town, and as a practicing Catholic, he politely declined the first dozen invitations from his co-workers to renounce his idolatry and join the biggest Baptist church in town. After his boss and the superintendent invited him and he persisted in resisting they made it very clear he should start looking for another job.
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Jan 26, 2018 01:15
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tactlessbastard posted:My wife's cousin got a job teaching in a fairly small town, and as a practicing Catholic, he politely declined the first dozen invitations from his co-workers to renounce his idolatry and join the biggest Baptist church in town. After his boss and the superintendent invited him and he persisted in resisting they made it very clear he should start looking for another job. Hey, dude in my story was a Baptist too.
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dudeness posted:I didn't know there are people that gently caress to convert outside of cults. I was lonely and depressed in college and this girl in my class happened to start chatting with me when she sat next to me. In a nice story, this would be the start to my eventual recovery through the power of friendship. In reality, the girl invited me to her Jehovah's Witness church. After I told her I went to a non-JW church already, she disengaged and never spoke to me again. Good to see you really care about your fellow man, bitch. It felt like when a guy tries to befriend a girl just to gently caress her. Like she saw that I was having a hard time and went "A weakness, I have an in!" Midnight Voyager fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Jan 26, 2018 |
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Jan 26, 2018 01:17
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girl pants posted:No I changed my mind. Stay with him but casually leave Ouija boards, Planned Parenthood leaflets, and tarot cards around the house. The Satanic Temple.
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Jan 26, 2018 01:24
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Skutter posted:This guy is a huge piece of poo poo: I hope this asshat gets run over by a car on the way to church. 
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:indeed - maybe I should buy banner ads. "sexy jewish singles just waiting to be saved" Here in the deep south it's definitely a thing for hardcore christian girls to go for Jewish guys. Though it's less about converting us and more about getting caught by proxy in their fetishizing of Israel and the rapture / murdering brown people.
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Jan 26, 2018 01:32
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girl pants posted:there's probably a reason why she broke up with him that she now cannot remember because she misses him. i hope they don't get back together. But then we won't get the inevitable "Got my husband back and now I want to leave again" post.
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Jan 26, 2018 01:47
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Antivehicular posted:This is a Junji Ito short in the making My brain literally parsed it with the mental image of the guy from The Groaning Drain.
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Jan 26, 2018 01:49
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Vargatron posted:You gotta be busting at least 500lbs to take up two seats on an airplane. Depends, like a 500 pound guy that's 6'5" will use 2 seats but a 5'3" 500 pound dude is oozing over an entire row like a sad pile of melted butter
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Jan 26, 2018 02:39
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Depends, like a 500 pound guy that's 6'5" will use 2 seats but a 5'3" 500 pound dude is oozing over an entire row like a sad pile of melted butter Please don't dox me.
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Jan 26, 2018 03:37
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Beachcomber posted:Nice to meet you, Mr Rimme. why is that dog making the same face as the psycho girlfriend meme from 2012
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Jan 26, 2018 03:38
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Whorelord posted:why is that dog making the same face as the psycho girlfriend meme from 2012 I GLUED MY LEAD TO YOUR HAND SO YOU CAN ALWAYS WALK ME I [27 F] realized I performed surgery on my new boyfriend [25 M] and he has no idea quote:u/throwawaydocgirl
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girl pants posted:I GLUED MY LEAD TO YOUR HAND SO YOU CAN ALWAYS WALK ME Awesome zany sitcom material.
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Jan 26, 2018 03:48
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Tragically, because jokes are illegal on reddit, the comments are full of people arguing about HIPAA.
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Jan 26, 2018 03:53
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girl pants posted:I GLUED MY LEAD TO YOUR HAND SO YOU CAN ALWAYS WALK ME Honestly this is a pretty good test. If he does anything other than laugh you can get out early
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Jan 26, 2018 03:53
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Take that to the grave. The chance of the dude having a fragile masculinity freakout is too great. e: ^^^ or yeah, might as well find out about those sort of issues now.
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I'm good at art and have low standards, how do I break into the dragon dick drawing market? Me [30M] found out information about my father [71M] that is really unsettling quote:u/Relathr
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Jan 26, 2018 04:45
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girl pants posted:
Next time I need some benefit of the doubt i'm calling this guy.
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Jan 26, 2018 04:50
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therobit posted:One of my divorced aunts started seeimg a guy with the last name of Rimmer. I can't help but silently laugh about it every time I see them together. What a guy.
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Jan 26, 2018 05:08
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girl pants posted:someday this person is going to hear about rejection sensitive dysphoria and it's going to change their whole world poo poo.
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Me [33F] with my husband [33M], together 12 years. A crush on a coworker I have never even met in person is driving me to the point of being depressed and I can't seem to get past it. What is wrong with me?quote:I know it is normal to have small crushes while in a relationship, it happens from time to time. My relationship with my husband has always been and will always remain my first priority. I adore him and our life together and I would never put myself in a position to cheat on him. Update to: Me [33F] with my husband [33M], together 12 years. A crush on a coworker I have never even met in person is driving me to the point of being depressed and I can't seem to get past it. What is wrong with me? quote:My feelings have only grown stronger and more overwhelming as I had to resume working with this man. I have now discussed it with my therapist at length and she's not helping. She just says it's normal but it doesn't FEEL normal. Again, still no intention to cheat and completely certain this is one sided, I'm just destroyed by guilt and frankly lovesick. I think about this guy constantly and I absolutely hate it. It has gotten worse the more we interact as our personalities seem to "click." I cannot quit my job for reasons too identifiable to go into.
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open the relationsh
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Palpek posted:Me [33F] with my husband [33M], together 12 years. A crush on a coworker I have never even met in person is driving me to the point of being depressed and I can't seem to get past it. What is wrong with me? Whatever it is, they have to be the good stuff if it works over skype. I need to get me some.
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