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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


maybe there should be barriers to entering the whole "build the stuff that keeps people from stealing your poo poo or hacking your infrastructure" field buddy

just somethin' to think about

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Cocoa Crispies posted:

*woop*woop* it’s the android police

*woop*woop* it’s a site for the obese

:drat:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ate all the Oreos posted:

maybe there should be barriers to entering the whole "build the stuff that keeps people from stealing your poo poo or hacking your infrastructure" field buddy

just somethin' to think about

:yeah:

at least it could be like all the code that touches passwords or PII requires a license of some sort, all the frontend bullshit can be done by the CTOs nephew idk

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Cocoa Crispies posted:

*woop*woop* it’s the android police

*woop*woop* it’s a site for the obese

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Cocoa Crispies posted:

*woop*woop* it’s the android police

*woop*woop* it’s a site for the obese

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Cocoa Crispies posted:

*woop*woop* it’s the android police

*woop*woop* it’s a site for the obese

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/NBCSCeltics/status/957035127930019840

also at this point they should just change that first A from Accountability to like Protection or something because no one spells it correctly

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Cocoa Crispies posted:

*woop*woop* it’s the android police

*woop*woop* it’s a site for the obese

i saw that and went the other way:

android police
arrest this phone
it sounds like rear end
it buzzes like a fridge
it’s got a baseband radio

android police
arrest this blu
its chinese spyware
is making me feel ill
and we have crashed its os

this is what you'll get
this is what you'll get
this is what you'll get
when you buy android

android police
i’ve given all i can
it's not enough
i’ve given all i can
but we're still on google

this is what you'll get
this is what you'll get
this is what you'll get
when you buy android

for a minute there
i lost service, i lost service
phew, for a minute there
i lost service, i lost service

for a minute there
i lost service, i lost service
phew, for a minute there
i lost service, i lost service

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

ate all the Oreos posted:

my favorite thing so far is when i asked why we don't pay for slack or run our own slack server and was told "well this way the messages automatically become inaccessible after a certain amount of time due to the usage limits" and i'm like "they're still there you just can't see them without paying" and was told "yeah but the auditors can't see them so they don't exist :downs:"

in before an auditor is logging the irc gateway

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Midjack posted:

i saw that and went the other way:

android police
arrest this phone
it sounds like rear end
it buzzes like a fridge
it’s got a baseband radio

android police
arrest this blu
its chinese spyware
is making me feel ill
and we have crashed its os

this is what you'll get
this is what you'll get
this is what you'll get
when you buy android

android police
i’ve given all i can
it's not enough
i’ve given all i can
but we're still on google

this is what you'll get
this is what you'll get
this is what you'll get
when you buy android

for a minute there
i lost service, i lost service
phew, for a minute there
i lost service, i lost service

for a minute there
i lost service, i lost service
phew, for a minute there
i lost service, i lost service

:bravo: esp at how little you changed the lyrics

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Cocoa Crispies posted:

*woop*woop* it’s the android police

*woop*woop* it’s a site for the obese

good poo poo op

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



egh midjack wrong smiley, i did honestly appreciate it

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

sean hannity's twitter account just mysteriously disappeared and

https://twitter.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/957140907429695488

Rooney McNibnug
Sep 2, 2008

"Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."
lmao malwarebytes

https://forums.malwarebytes.com/topic/219996-important-web-blocking-ram-usage-issue/

quote:

All,

We're aware of an issue with a protection update that shipped an hour ago that is causing all web traffic to be blocked and RAM usage to climb. We are triaging this right now with all hands on deck. I will have an update shortly with root cause and will share with all of you as I get information.

I completely appreciate the pain this is causing our users and we are working hard to resolve this.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Krankenstyle posted:

egh midjack wrong smiley, i did honestly appreciate it

it's cool, that's how i took it! :cheerdoge:

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

anthonypants posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCSCeltics/status/957035127930019840

also at this point they should just change that first A from Accountability to like Protection or something because no one spells it correctly

owns

FCKGW
May 21, 2006


I haven't updated malwarebytes on my mom's PC in like a year and TODAY is the day I decided to update, cool.

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



i'm this entire thread
https://twitter.com/tobiaschneider/status/957317886112124928

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
holy

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

lmao

vOv
Feb 8, 2014


oh my god

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





hahahahahaha

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




rekt

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

well thats a new error message (got this when trying to open the picture)

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

Linguica posted:

well thats a new error message (got this when trying to open the picture)



Maybe the tweet was deleted while you were looking at it?

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006


Linguica posted:

well thats a new error message (got this when trying to open the picture)



fantastic

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!

i'm the upcoming seizure of the raw data for national security purposes

apseudonym
Feb 25, 2011


The cyberpunk future we deserve

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

Doom Mathematic posted:

Maybe the tweet was deleted while you were looking at it?

yeah i can't find this particular tweet either

the panacea
May 10, 2008

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

vOv posted:

yeah i can't find this particular tweet either

GHCQ is faster than expected.

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



it was around earlier
e:


thanks for not removing them from the server twitter

Wiggly Wayne DDS fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Jan 28, 2018

French Canadian
Feb 23, 2004

Fluffy cat sensory experience
I'm the cycling track through Area 51.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
god is dead
https://wicg.github.io/webusb/

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

USB 3.0 with Plug-n-'Ploit

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
i love the first motivating example

French Canadian
Feb 23, 2004

Fluffy cat sensory experience
Were teledildonics via serial not enough for these monsters?

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

so you don’t have to install some garbage application to upload the child name audio files to your Leapfrog toy

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
https://twitter.com/realdrewhaughey/status/957387478910021632

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007




womble got a fitbit

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