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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Spoeank posted:

it owns that brock will be on his fourth team and kaep couldn't get a camp invite

the most scathing of indictments

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Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin
I... just... Brock Osweiler... really?

I'm going to deny that possibility until it happens.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Spoeank posted:

it owns that brock will be on his fourth team and kaep couldn't get a camp invite

Jesus christ this league is stupid.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


kaep isn't good either, but yeah

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Ninja Bob posted:

I... just... Brock Osweiler... really?

I'm going to deny that possibility until it happens.

This is how I felt about Brian Schottenheimer, so I'd say you should make your peace with it now.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

dont even fink about it posted:

kaep isn't good either, but yeah

Trevor Siemian, Brian Hoyer, Tom Savage, Brett Hundley, CJ Beathard, Blaine Gabbert, Brock Osweiler, Drew Stanton, Ryan Fitzpatrick, TJ Yates, Bryce Petty, Matt Moore, Nathan Peterman, Paxton Lynch, Sean Mannion, Kevin Hogan, Landry Jones, Matt Cassel, EJ Manuel, Geno Smith and Scott Tolzien all started National Football League games in 2018.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bea01YvDSCW/

Kam posted this.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Earl Wants new Contract

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/22225247/earl-thomas-seattle-seahawks-willing-hold-get-new-contract

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Seahawks are totally signing Eric Reid :(

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Holy poo poo if this is true.

2017 Seahawks had 1 (ONE) Non-QB rushing TD.

https://twitter.com/hwkbgr/status/955986019249160193

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
I wonder where Reid will settle out wherever he lands.

He was drafted as a free safety and migrated closer and closer to the line of scrimmage.

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Holy poo poo if this is true.

2017 Seahawks had 1 (ONE) Non-QB rushing TD.

https://twitter.com/hwkbgr/status/955986019249160193

So it turns out a really good QB can't literally carry an entire team? :thunk:

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Kazak_Hstan posted:

I wonder where Reid will settle out wherever he lands.

He was drafted as a free safety and migrated closer and closer to the line of scrimmage.

He was a free safety in Vic Fangio's system, where the two safety spots are interchangeable. Definitely plays best as an inside the box safety.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

dont even fink about it posted:

kaep isn't good either, but yeah

He is, actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I0cUTXwr-k

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION




Ugh

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
A little late to Rushmore chat, but... for defense I know he was probably before all of our time, but Kenny Easley was drat good. He is a HoFer and all.

Anti-Rushmore should have Bryan Walters, who was on so many 3rd down plays instead of Doug Baldwin it was maddening. Also, he was a terrible punt returner compared to Golden Tate.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

missed it earlier, official hires

https://twitter.com/AZCardinals/status/956982048022986754

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP



what the gently caress is this

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFGens0_W-U

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal
Johnny Hekker interviews Doug Baldwin.

http://www.therams.com/videos/videos/Hekker-Interviews-Current-Future-Pro-Bowlers/d5d440c4-7953-4c91-ba6f-ce89372cdd32

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

More like Johnny Hecker interviews Kyle Juszc....Kyle Juzsch...you know what, Johnny Hecker interviews Doug Baldwin was perfect.

Ninja Bob
Nov 20, 2002




Bleak Gremlin

Ramadu posted:

what the gently caress is this

We're in denial, don't worry about it.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Aw Doug looks so much less angry than usual

This must be what he's like during the offseaon

that one guy
Jun 3, 2005
He's no longer in the NFCW but here's a pretty great article I just read about Bruce Irvin and Ken Norton Jr. (who is now back in the NFC West).

Irvin thought he was too stupid to be a linebacker and Norton put in a lot of extra time and energy with him to help him grow.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Holy poo poo if this is true.

2017 Seahawks had 1 (ONE) Non-QB rushing TD.

https://twitter.com/hwkbgr/status/955986019249160193

yep, it was jd mckissic in Week 4 against the Colts

oh and also Wilson literally had more rushing yards than the next two leading rushers on the team combined (586>240 (Mike Davis)+208 (Chris Carson))

seattle's HBs in 2017? turns out they were bad :shrug:

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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I’m officially very sad. Mike McCoy...

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

SourKraut posted:

I’m officially very sad. Mike McCoy...

tbh I'd be more depressed about their social media hires. #beredseered? Good lord, are they really telling you to get angry if you're a Cards fan?

I guess at least they're honest.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
49ers fans continue to be entirely rational.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY0mk_uQqmc

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Holy poo poo if this is true.

2017 Seahawks had 1 (ONE) Non-QB rushing TD.

https://twitter.com/hwkbgr/status/955986019249160193

The Seahawks are like the Packers. One really really good QB carrying a lot of mediocre to bad players kicking and screaming to decent seasons.

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf

a patagonian cavy posted:

seattle's HBs in 2017? turns out they were bad :shrug:

To be fair, any hb would look bad running behind our line (and likely get injured too).

Maggot Soup
Aug 18, 2005

https://twitter.com/grantcohn/status/958875093991485440 :grin:

Never change Grant, never change...

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Lmao grant cohn you smooth brained nepotism bitch

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
*trades a second to get jimmy g*

"Alright fellas the going rate for jimmy g starts at multiple firsts and a second"

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Feb 1, 2018

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Anyone wanna take guesses on which Seahawk shattered his hand in the locker room after SB49?

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Manoueverable posted:

Anyone wanna take guesses on which Seahawk shattered his hand in the locker room after SB49?

russ

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Manoueverable posted:

Anyone wanna take guesses on which Seahawk shattered his hand in the locker room after SB49?

Jimmy Graham.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Manoueverable posted:

Anyone wanna take guesses on which Seahawk shattered his hand in the locker room after SB49?

Malik McDowell. I know he wasn't a Seahawk then, but it just seems like something he'd do.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Manoueverable posted:

Anyone wanna take guesses on which Seahawk shattered his hand in the locker room after SB49?

Gotta be Doug Baldwin.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Manoueverable posted:

Anyone wanna take guesses on which Seahawk shattered his hand in the locker room after SB49?

the rage within jon ryan knows no bounds

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Was it this guy?

https://twitter.com/KIRORadio/status/959178992661221378

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