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Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Shnag posted:


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The thing that people who don't bike a lot don't realise is that it's real easy to get knocked unstable and fall off on a bike. It takes a suprisingly small amount of force, especially if you're not expecting it/from the wrong angle then you're liable to go down like a bowling pin. Extreme example here of course.

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OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
May I present my favorite video of 2018 so far.

An incredibly drunk man found sleeping in his car at an intersection tries to use Sovereign Citizen arguments. It's 22 minutes long but worth every single second.

Highlights include: He literally wakes up arguing, 'i don't understand anything but i overstand everything', his excuse to where he's going changes multiple times, "AHHHH B-B-B-BUT ACCCOOOORDING TO THE LAW POLICE DON'T EXIST SINCE 1929!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoFBO7-A9Nk

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Deptfordx posted:

The thing that people who don't bike a lot don't realise is that it's real easy to get knocked unstable and fall off on a bike. It takes a suprisingly small amount of force, especially if you're not expecting it/from the wrong angle then you're liable to go down like a bowling pin. Extreme example here of course.

I understand that it's as easy as falling off a bike.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Update: The Snohomish Co. Sherriff’s Office said, Monday, the female suspect in the video has been identified, but they are not releasing her name or age at this time because she is not yet in custody.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

BraveUlysses posted:

Update: The Snohomish Co. Sherriff’s Office said, Monday, the female suspect in the video has been identified, but they are not releasing her name or age at this time because she is not yet in custody.

Would imagine it'd be pretty easy to find her by checking hospital records if she broke her ankle.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Snohomish was a funny name so i googled.

http://q13fox.com/2018/01/29/snohomish-county-home-falls-into-stillaguamish-river/
Snohomish County home falls into Stillaguamish River

:lol: what kind of place is this?

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Burt Sexual posted:

Snohomish was a funny name so i googled.

http://q13fox.com/2018/01/29/snohomish-county-home-falls-into-stillaguamish-river/
Snohomish County home falls into Stillaguamish River

:lol: what kind of place is this?

A lot of the US took the geographical names from the inhabitants they displaced.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Baronjutter posted:

A lot of the US took the geographical names from the inhabitants they displaced.

Yeah I was guessing they were native words, just never heard of them before. More of a cherokee, dakota, souix midwesterner.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Sioux you white devil

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Sanford posted:

Is package theft like this a real epidemic in America? There seem to be a lot of videos showing this kind of poo poo, but that might just be prejudice brought about by watching lots of dickheads on the Internet.

Well I'll tell you, I go out to bars and can't get anyone to take my package willingly, let alone steal it, so anecdotally No.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

DandyLion posted:

Well I'll tell you, I go out to bars and can't get anyone to take my package willingly, let alone steal it, so anecdotally No.

Is it out in the open in plain sight?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Burt Sexual posted:

Is it out in the open in plain sight?

Naturally. I'm not a snake oil salesman!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Burt Sexual posted:

Snohomish was a funny name so i googled.

http://q13fox.com/2018/01/29/snohomish-county-home-falls-into-stillaguamish-river/
Snohomish County home falls into Stillaguamish River

:lol: what kind of place is this?

YOu haven't heard of Tillicum have you?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Bobby Digital posted:

Sioux you white devil

Siouxsie Sioux, you uncultured clod.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Withlacoochee River

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
CONNOR GET IN THE CART

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBnRM2JjY6g

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

Snohomish was a funny name so i googled.

http://q13fox.com/2018/01/29/snohomish-county-home-falls-into-stillaguamish-river/
Snohomish County home falls into Stillaguamish River

:lol: what kind of place is this?

gently caress u i'm from Squamish

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"


It took me way too long to figure out why the guy's friend was jumping in a similar way inside that other doorway off the stairwell.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
That looks 100% to be a mirror though.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

That looks 100% to be a mirror though.

That'd probably be why, yeah.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
poo poo, I missed the "why" word in his post and was going "there's no other person or doorway there, what?"

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

If you stop running away from a kangaroo they'll generally stop chasing you.

Then they'll square up and kick your guts out through your spine.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

must go faster

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
https://twitter.com/deray/status/957682911016300545

Expecting some schaden from this

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Deptfordx posted:

The thing that people who don't bike a lot don't realise is that it's real easy to get knocked unstable and fall off on a bike. It takes a suprisingly small amount of force, especially if you're not expecting it/from the wrong angle then you're liable to go down like a bowling pin. Extreme example here of course.

I think the dude chucking the entire bin instead of just pouring the water is the problem with this one.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Why?

https://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2018/01/27/citizenship-question-political-power-shift.cnn

He was specifically talking about the 14th amendment's effects on the census and representation. The guy's a sociology professor who works with the ACLU.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

kazil posted:

I think the dude chucking the entire bin instead of just pouring the water is the problem with this one.

Was it supposed to be an ice bucket challenge? Are people still doing that?? Half of them seemed to drop the bucket on the person they were supposed to be dousing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odVYP6IRJMw

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!

Burt Sexual posted:

Is it out in the open in plain sight?

Avatar/post combo

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

LifeSunDeath posted:

She successfully sues the home owner for medical bills and damages.

Despite what Fox News may have told you It's really, really difficult for a burglar to sue for injuries

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Home invaders can only sue you if you set up the house with traps ala Straw Dogs in the hope that they'll invade and get injured.

But then again I've never been to the USA or what's left of it.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Would imagine it'd be pretty easy to find her by checking hospital records if she broke her ankle.

HA! Going to the hospital in America?!? She doesn't look like a millionaire. A clever jape, sir.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Bloody Hedgehog posted:

HA! Going to the hospital in America?!? She doesn't look like a millionaire. A clever jape, sir.

Well then she might likely die of sepsis if it's compound. If not she'll be lame for life.

This is America. If you can't afford the care, you shouldn't be careless enough to get injured.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Was it supposed to be an ice bucket challenge? Are people still doing that?? Half of them seemed to drop the bucket on the person they were supposed to be dousing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odVYP6IRJMw


I doubt it,it's usual to douse water on competitive cyclist racers in hot weather, but that person didn't even look like they had any other intention than bricking the cyclist

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Scruff McGruff posted:

I've been pleasantly surprised that despite being directly across the street from a high school I've never had a package stolen but a co-worker of mine that lives a few blocks from me has to have all his packages delivered to the office because so much gets stolen from his porch. With the increasing prevalence of doorbell cameras and inexpensive/wireless surveillance cameras there's been a lot more videos hitting the web of it occurring. Now I want to go rewatch that video series that one guy put on of all the crazy poo poo from his neighbors he caught on his home surveillance cameras culminating in someone being chased around with a baseball bat IIRC.

Fake Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqA276KEbc8 It's even crazier than I remember.

I don't remember where it is in there, but the craziest dude in the house ends up committing suicide and you get to hear the gunshot and his family coming home to find the body.

In more jovial japes, tickets have gone out for the State of the Uniom.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Not uncommon, especially on the dog beach, pisses me off though.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Lmao this seems like a sovcit trick.

“Aha, I actually said unioM!”

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!

Glazier posted:

Not uncommon, especially on the dog beach, pisses me off though.

Is it like some yuppie version of medicine ball exercises? Dog tossing?

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

:thejoke:

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