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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
My favorite Bechdel Test passing and Reverse Bechdel Test failing games Onechanbara and Senran Kagura.

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Gologle
Apr 15, 2013

The Gologle Posting Experience.

<3

Huxley posted:

Fun Home was really good, but Are You My Mother? was too slow and navel-gazey to actually finish.

"Secret Gay Dad + Coming of Age" just turned out to be a much better hook than "I Talk to Therapists About Why My Mom is Boring."

B-bu-but moms are tough tho????

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

OK but what Final Fantasy games pass the Bechamel test? Can two characters hold a conversation without discussing French sauces? I think not.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


worst mornay ever

TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

Fister Roboto posted:

OK but what Final Fantasy games pass the Bechamel test? Can two characters hold a conversation without discussing French sauces? I think not.

S...s...Sepiroth?! Why are you doing this? Why are you destroying everything we've worked so hard to build?!
(low, raspy, guttural whisper) Hollandaise......

Gologle
Apr 15, 2013

The Gologle Posting Experience.

<3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6seHudjoCso

How do we feel about this guys? I think this version goes too hard in on the organ.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

It's OK but not great. Soken has done some amazing original pieces, but it's really disappointing to see FF14 lean on the nostalgia crutch so hard.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

TheCenturion posted:

S...s...Sepiroth?! Why are you doing this? Why are you destroying everything we've worked so hard to build?!
(low, raspy, guttural whisper) Hollandaise......

you laugh but this was the ending to loveless

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Fister Roboto posted:

OK but what Final Fantasy games pass the Bechamel test? Can two characters hold a conversation without discussing French sauces? I think not.

Seifer: Pardon me, chicken-wuss, do you have any grey poupon?
Zell: is a hot-dog a sandwich??

Fister Roboto posted:

It's OK but not great. Soken has done some amazing original pieces, but it's really disappointing to see FF14 lean on Powerman 5000 so hard.

Let me fix that for you.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

TheCenturion posted:

The Bechdel test implies that a movie about a married lesbian couple adopting and raising a son could quite possibly wind up 'sexist.' It also implies that a movie about a gang of human sex traffickers could be 'not sexist' simply by having two female captives of the gang given names and having a discussion about their hopes and dreams for the future for a full scene, before being sold off and shown on camera as being used to create snuff pornography.

It's an incredibly artificial, reductionist and useless metric for anything.

Edit: Interestingly, my opinion is very similar to Alison Bechdel's:

jesus christ dude

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

I thought it was cool as hell that bravely second had a chef job, even if it amounted to being a more balanced chemist. I think every rpg with a job system should have a chef job.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Ainsley McTree posted:

The bechdel test is for fun. Let people have fun

This is the Final Fantasy thread, we don't know what fun is.

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!
obviously, bechdel test is the worst game in the series

Veib
Dec 10, 2007


The best part about the Bechdel test is just how mad men get about it every single time.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
My favorite Bechdel Test fact is Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle passes solely on the fact of the two women playing battle shits.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
FF4 passes the Bechdel Test I think solely due to the scene where Rosa helps Rydia overcome her fear of fire to melt the way to Mt. Hobs. It's a solid scene that really adds a good bit of depth and development for both characters.

And of course the two never really directly interact for the rest of the loving game even though they're in the same party for the entire second half of the game. And I'm pretty sure they never interact at all in the sequel.

I think Rosa serving as a mother figure for Rydia and helping her grow rather than Rydia growing up entirely off-screen in a benignly bizarre way would've been great for both characters, but FF4's story was still a bit too primitive I guess. Meh.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Veib posted:

The best part about the Bechdel test is just how mad men get about it every single time.

Does mad men pass?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Veib posted:

The best part about the Bechdel test is just how mad men get about it every single time.

Excuse me, in this thread they're berserk men.

Orcs and Ostriches
Aug 26, 2010


The Great Twist

Mega64 posted:

Excuse me, in this thread they're berserk men.

In Final Fantasy 14 they're Inner Released men.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Orcs and Ostriches posted:

In Final Fantasy 14 they're Inner Released men.

Only at level 70

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

Schwartzcough posted:

Just to be clear, does FF7 pass the Bechdel Test because of the scene where Tifa and Scarlet have a slap fight while standing on ShinRa's enormous phallic symbol?

Let’s take this question, put it in a box labeled “Japan” and ask the more interesting question: which FF is the best at handling female characters? It ain’t 7 (Tifa’s outfit/design alone) but I’d rank 6 highly.

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Die Sexmonster! posted:

Let’s take this question, put it in a box labeled “Japan” and ask the more interesting question: which FF is the best at handling female characters? It ain’t 7 (Tifa’s outfit/design alone) but I’d rank 6 highly.

Tifa summons dolphins and suplexes everything, and isn’t afraid to look good, she owns

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

tifa's outfit is perfectly fine, she just looks like she has huge knockers because the weird big blocky polygon characters they went with

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Schwartzcough posted:

Just to be clear, does FF7 pass the Bechdel Test because of the scene where Tifa and Scarlet have a slap fight while standing on ShinRa's enormous phallic symbol?

Don't forget the cannon is named after a song about a drag queen too.

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

Die Sexmonster! posted:

Let’s take this question, put it in a box labeled “Japan” and ask the more interesting question: which FF is the best at handling female characters? It ain’t 7 (Tifa’s outfit/design alone) but I’d rank 6 highly.

It’s X-2

Schwartzcough
Aug 12, 2009

Don't tease the Octopus, kids!

Brother Entropy posted:

tifa's outfit is perfectly fine, she just looks like she has huge knockers because the weird big blocky polygon characters they went with

Even her in-game models aren't that crazy. It's her CGI model that looks completely absurd.

Edit: Please direct your attention to Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klaKORbTbFs&t=47s

Schwartzcough fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Feb 1, 2018

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Die Sexmonster! posted:

Let’s take this question, put it in a box labeled “Japan” and ask the more interesting question: which FF is the best at handling female characters? It ain’t 7 (Tifa’s outfit/design alone) but I’d rank 6 highly.

Too tired/lazy/unfunny to justify my picks so I’ll just spout out 5, 9, 10 (and probably 10-2), and 13.

Panic! at Nabisco
Jun 6, 2007

it seemed like a good idea at the time

Die Sexmonster! posted:

I’d rank 6 highly.
:confused: The game where the experienced general is 18 years old for reasons (despite all the men being mid-late 20s and up, Gau excepted) and Terra does approximately nothing without a man prompting her until the second half of the game where she disappears from the plot?

I'd say best treatment of women in the series is probably X-2 by default, but X is pretty good about it in general. XIV also does a fantastic job of it.

e: I'd raise more eyebrows at the plot point about Celes looking just like Maria, given that a leading lady in opera would almost certainly be no younger than 30 due to how your voice doesn't fully mature until 28~29, but that's less an inconsistency and almost certainly just the writers winging it and not knowing a single thing about opera. :v:

Panic! at Nabisco fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Feb 1, 2018

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

you might as well be complaining that celes is the wrong blood type for how much her age matters for her character arc

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



Nobody has nominated XII yet. Ashe was the best character in that game and it also had Judge Drace who is in two scenes but is pretty great.

But I'm inclined to agree with the support for X or X-2. A lot of the recent FFs have at least one or two great ladies but they kinda get drowned out by virtue of being one among many. X-2 especially is a game where they are front and center and treated more or less respectably. (excepting Rikku who, along with her brother Brother, apparently spent the two years between games doing massive amounts of whatever type of drug destroys your brain. But I love Yuna and Paine.)

And going back to the VIII discussion from a day or so ago, I always kinda liked Rinoa. The problem is her entire character is subordinated to the romance with Squall. I'll never get over how her subplot with her father goes absolutely loving nowhere because who needs a healthy relationship with their father when they got a nice, broody boyfriend? Sends a great message.

NikkolasKing fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Feb 1, 2018

Gologle
Apr 15, 2013

The Gologle Posting Experience.

<3
14 wins this conversation, by the way. In fact, 14 will win any discussion about Final Fantasy games in general. It's a good game and you should be playing it.

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

Gologle posted:

14 wins this conversation, by the way. In fact, 14 will win any discussion about Final Fantasy games in general. It's a good game and you should be playing it.

It’s a great game IMO! Huge fan.

Are you on Excal?

ApplesandOranges
Jun 22, 2012

Thankee kindly.

BrightWing posted:

Anyone give the dissidia mobile game a shot? The reviews aren't pretty.

Blew through the story mode (on Normal). It's a decent game and the fights actually get more strategic towards the end. It's kind of weird having no stamina though.

It's not incredibly complex, but it's fine for the initial run and the starting roster has all the best characters (Vivi, Steiner, Laguna).

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
If I was gonna pick, 5 has the best women characters. Lenna, Faris and Krile were great. Especially Faris, given her arc.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
post ur ff14 characters https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/15687455/

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/7224356/

I Main AST since HW

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





This mobile Dissidia game is better than any actual Dissidia game.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer
i won't post my actual profile but i will crosspost some screenshots

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

THE CLAW is a top tier mount



also i got a raincoat for my perfect boy


gigglefeimer
Mar 16, 2007
X-2 is great because it almost fails the reverse-Bechdel test. Men are almost always talking to or about YRP.

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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Reverse Bechdel sounds like a hidden mechanic from a Guilty Gear game.

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