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failing forward posted:Whoa whoa ladies don't let them in on all the secrets. They might ask about emory boards and then we'll have no powers over them! The sound of an emory board on fingernails is the worst freakin noise in the world
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ArbitraryC posted:Up next, recognizing tights vs leggings. Oh no
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ArbitraryC posted:Up next, recognizing tights vs leggings. I recognize that I like them both
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LadyPictureShow posted:E: possibly dumb qq, but HPV gives noticeable symptoms? Is it like burning when you piss, or is it more ‘physical’ skin stuff? Most cases are asymptomatic, most self-clear, it's estimated that up to 90% of sexual active adults will acquire HPV in their lifetime and your chances of dying from the flu are much higher than even getting HPV related cancer much less dying from it. Anything easily avoidable that causes cancer is a bad thing, if you are eligible you should absolutely get the HPV vaccine, it doesn't hurt but to get this worked up over HPV is absurd, it's so common and in most cases completely harmless that it's not even part of a common STD panel. I've been tested a gazillion times and I don't know that I have ever been tested for HPV, maybe my doctor threw it in with my labs at some point but I doubt it.
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My girlfriend [21 F] told me [23 M] that she wants to be single for a month and a half to pursue other people whilst she travelsquote:Hi everyone. So yeah me and my girlfriend have been going out for about 8 months now and things have been going well. Lately I could sense something was a bit off with her so I asked her about it. She goes travelling on her own for a month and a half starting in mid June. She told me that she doesn't want to have her trip defined by missing me the whole time and working on the relationship long distance. And the real painful bit to hear was that she doesn't want to restrict herself from the possibility of other romantic possibilities whilst away as that is something that she enjoyed about her gap year.
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Feb 1, 2018 17:55
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Palpek posted:My girlfriend [21 F] told me [23 M] that she wants to be single for a month and a half to pursue other people whilst she travels Time to chose what you prefer, OP. An open relationship Being cheated on Or Being single
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Palpek posted:My girlfriend [21 F] told me [23 M] that she wants to be single for a month and a half to pursue other people whilst she travels You should stay with her and let us know how all this unfolds.
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Feb 1, 2018 17:58
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Al Borland Corp. posted:Congratulate your girlfriend and tell her she can be single as long as she wants. Yeah this was my reaction too "why limit yourself to a month and a half? Take the rest of your life for all I care!"
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Palpek posted:My girlfriend [21 F] told me [23 M] that she wants to be single for a month and a half to pursue other people whilst she travels Hold up, let me put this through my translator... beep beep boop beep boop beep "I want to have sex with other people while I'm away for 6 weeks but still want someone to fall back onto just in case if it doesn't go well! You'll agree to this if you truly love me!"
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Palpek posted:My girlfriend [21 F] told me [23 M] that she wants to be single for a month and a half to pursue other people whilst she travels Just lol if he accepts that. "I don't want to suffer the emotional turmoil of skyping you every so often to tell you about the cool things I'm doing on my trip, so instead would you be chill with waking up in a cold sweat every night thinking about the train of dudes going in on me?"
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Palpek posted:My girlfriend [21 F] told me [23 M] that she wants to be single for a month and a half to pursue other people whilst she travels The fact that he even need to ask this is insane.
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Capri Sun Tzu posted:I see this kinda poo poo with couples and I will never understand why people act this way It is because we tell children of this kind of behavior is cute, instead of incredibly loving annoying. Kids are actually pretty fun if you don’t encourage them to be lovely.
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Featuring /r/legaladvice A brothel I visited has underage girls quote:Once in a while I visit illegal brothels in NYC city. Usually you call them before, or text, set an appointment, go there, pay the fee, hook up with one with their girls, do the deed and then leave. There are different brothels i visit. Last week i went to new one “accidentally”. This was different from the rest, they ask you in the street whether you want to have fun time, you say ye or maybes then they bring you to the house. To cut it short, i was doing some job on that area when I stumbled in one of these guys who asked do you want to meet pretty girls. I figured what it is and said yeah. Thankfully everyone in the thread tells him to report the place to the proper authorities.
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lemon-lyme disease posted:I play Hearthstone on occasion. I just want to know how at risk I am for becoming the guy that’s like “I’m in a ranked match, put your lady-parts away and get off me. Jeez.” I play Hearthstone on most days of the week and I would never turn down my girlfriend to play a children's card game. Never in millions of years.
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lemon-lyme disease posted:I play Hearthstone on occasion. I just want to know how at risk I am for becoming the guy that’s like “I’m in a ranked match, put your lady-parts away and get off me. Jeez.” Youre probably fine dude. You dont need to justify the fact that you play a card game to us. Or you do, but more because of your bad taste in online card games and not the fact that you play them at all.
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Chaosfirev posted:The fact that he even need to ask this is insane. His comment: quote:First of all, thank you all for your comments and messages guys. Some have made me laugh which I needed and some have made me think. I have to spend the weekend with her for reasons too long to go into but after that I'm going to talk to her properly about this and work out when I'm going to call it a day. Having said that keep the advice coming guys!!
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hes going to give her his blessing to cheat while shes away and silently resent her the entire time shes gone, and will probably propose when she returns
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Palpek posted:His comment: I think he'll be okay. Not Pete-tier, but not spineless.
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Palpek posted:I (26f) am on my road trip honeymoon with my husband (26m) of two weeks. He keeps making annoying noises and now thinks it’s a joke and won’t stop even though I’ve asked him nicely several times. Is it appropriate to just get a plane ticket and fly home? These are the kinds of stories I enjoy, it absolutely owns. Enjoy married bliss for the rest of your life lady!
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If he's smart, he'll spend this weekend getting his ashes hauled and then ghost her rear end Sunday night. He's probably not smart.
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But I would click 500 times and I would click 500 more just to be the guy that clicked 1000 times and got a divorce.
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*gets asked to stop clicking pen, puts on Saliva - click click boom on spotify*  -her husband, that she is going to have a family with lmao
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quote:potentially ruin her experience Jesus motherfucking Christ why does this spineless idiot exist?
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There were way too many people in those comments going "uh, yeah, it's called an open relationship and she's being totally upfront about it and the OP needs to chill out" also the "just ask her if she'd be ok with you banging girls while she's away, bing bang boom" responses are kinda dumb IMO because she could just call his bluff and say "ok, sure, it's a deal  "(it's probably way easier to get laid as a traveler in foreign lands than it is as a guy living his usual day-to-day life who doesn't usually sleep around but is feeling a ton of pressure to do so quickly because it's the only way he can save face against his girlfriend getting hosed constantly on the other side of the world)
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Palpek posted:My girlfriend [21 F] told me [23 M] that she wants to be single for a month and a half to pursue other people whilst she travels lol that he thinks she has any intention whatsoever of resuming the relationship when she gets back
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Avenging_Mikon posted:I think he'll be okay. Not Pete-tier, but not spineless.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:lol that he thinks she has any intention whatsoever of resuming the relationship when she gets back She is going to come back and be all gushy about how travel changed her.
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Kuros posted:Featuring /r/legaladvice just released my new EP, Accidental Brothel
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:lol that he thinks she has any intention whatsoever of resuming the relationship when she gets back She wouldn't be trying to set up this temporary deal if she didn't want to have him around as a steady sure thing when she got back Palpek posted:Nah, in his original post he wrote about the idea of staying with her and ending it just before she goes on the trip (in June) so his "figuring out when to end it" will end up being that. I'm betting any rational resolution he will come to will get eroded in the meantime and when the time comes to end things he'll chicken out and agree to her idea. Which is great because we'll be hearing from him again. I think this is a bad idea because all she has to do is act sufficiently contrite and wise and changed when she returns and she probably just gets what she wanted all along Better to just end it now since he knows what's up
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I mean yeah, any self-respecting human would end things the moment she decided to reveal her plan to him (a reminder that she didn't ask him about it, she simply informed him what she's going to do) but this guy isn't one.
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loquacius posted:because it's the only way he can save face against his girlfriend getting hosed constantly on the other side of the world) To be fair it probably won't be constantly
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My [22F] Boyfriend [45M] of 2 years just read 50 Shades of Grey and wants to ‘experiment’quote:My boyfriend, let’s call him Geoff, and I have been in a committed relationship for 2 years now. His first marriage didn’t end well and I’ve had my fair share of heartbreak, so it took a while for us to trust each other. Fortunately, things have been great and I think I really love him. In the bedroom things have always gone great but for a long time I didn’t bring up some of my more ‘obscure’ sexual fantasies. I’ve had previous partners who were very receptive to this and I felt close enough to Geoff to explore these with him. I approached the idea with him and he was initially hesitant, but I asked him to read 50 Shades of Grey as a kind of joke. He surprised me by finishing the entire series in two weeks! He said he’d love to spice things thing up in the bedroom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nBHZUJ8QLE
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quote:don’t like that I feel objectified by these products, and I’m also slightly afraid that his kids will stumble across any of the toys he’s purchased and leaves out in the open (they stay with us every other weekend). Nothing at all wrong with any of that but if you feel that way, it does beg the question... why would you ask your lover to read 50 shades?
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loquacius posted:She wouldn't be trying to set up this temporary deal if she didn't want to have him around as a steady sure thing when she got back nah, it's a soft breakup. she's hoping he'll find someone else while she's away so she doesn't have to dump him. if he actually sticks it out she's gonna come back and say "things are different/i've got a new perspective now/[whatever]" and leave him.
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tactlessbastard posted:Nothing at all wrong with any of that but if you feel that way, it does beg the question... why would you ask your lover to read 50 shades? Yeah, honestly I could get it if she was like "he's way too into it and needs to slow down" but her attitude is that she's scandalized over him buying  sex toysIf she doesn't like feeling objectified I dunno if this is her scene exactly
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