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This is why other monarchies usually had a bastard or two from the king banging his chambermaid stashed away in case of emergencies.
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cis autodrag posted:Is this some sort of self owning attempt to say "if gays, then incest"? What compelled her to post this? Sometimes people steal other peoples' selfies and write weird gross captions on them to get ad revenue and traffic to their sites. I'm half certain that's not real. But then again it's the internet.
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Randaconda posted:This is why other monarchies usually had a bastard or two from the king banging his chambermaid stashed away in case of emergencies. I'm just imagining a small boy in a big glass dome with a sign that says, "Break in case of too much Habsburg"
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It's more a broom closet stuffed with moppets and the viceroy just pulls one out whenever they need a spare. Like a lightbulb or a cereal box.
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Feb 4, 2018 01:21
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm just imagining a small boy in a big glass dome with a sign that says, "Break in case of too much Habsburg" lol
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value-brand cereal posted:Sometimes people steal other peoples' selfies and write weird gross captions on them to get ad revenue and traffic to their sites. I'm half certain that's not real. But then again it's the internet. It's this^ I can't remember where I saw it but someone had found the original Instagram this one came from. Someone stole the picture, moved the eyes further apart and made a troll post
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Feb 4, 2018 01:47
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I love some butt rock
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bike tory posted:It's this^ i got u 
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Johnny Aztec posted:Ah, didn't that happen with one of Henry the 8ths wives? He imported one from ...Germany? and only saw her portrait? And vice versa. That wife was still a teenager, and she'd been shown portraits from when Henry was younger, but now he was old with gout.
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We Know Catheters posted:I love some butt rock Beaut 
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Randaconda posted:This is why other monarchies usually had a bastard or two from the king banging his chambermaid stashed away in case of emergencies. In his case, he did have a bastard brother around, but he was born 30 years before Charles II and died before him too.
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Feb 4, 2018 03:33
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marshmallow creep posted:And vice versa. That wife was still a teenager, and she'd been shown portraits from when Henry was younger, but now he was old with gout.
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Feb 4, 2018 03:52
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Gorilla Salad posted:Beaut Butte?
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Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:rear end Touchy
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The Bloop posted:Tushy
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Could bounce a stack of dimes off that rear end
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Peeny Cheez posted:And weeping ulcers on his legs that stank like a bitch. Just one of the many benefits of good breeding.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Just one of the many benefits of good breeding. You'd think they had some kind of doctor or at least a barber to attend to its grooming so those kinds of things wouldn't happen. Like Baron Harkonnen's guy always fussing with his boils and pustulent sores.
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Feb 4, 2018 06:37
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The scary part is they did.
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Jim DiGriz posted:It's weird that Trig Discipline still isn't here despite you talking about his two favourite things. I got here as soon as I could. Let me settle this. This is a sea lion:  And this is a sea standon: 
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Feb 4, 2018 07:59
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Then you hear the PA come on and repeat the same line
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A sperg so famous that he's now on 4chan I guess: Slightly  
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Trig Discipline posted:I got here as soon as I could. Let me settle this. Didn't you have some leper seal / momatee material up your sleeve for your signature move this time around? Fo shame trig
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The Dutch word for Porpoise is zeevarken, meaning "sea-pig" They are like dolphins, but stupid
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twoday posted:The Dutch word for Porpoise is zeevarken, meaning "sea-pig" That's great, because in German the word for guinea pig is meerschweinchen, or "little sea pig" or "sea piglet"
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Same in Russian.
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Paladinus posted:Same in Russian. Это здорово, потому что на немецком языке слово «морская свинка» - это меершвейнхен, или «маленькая морская свинья» или «морской поросенок»
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twoday posted:The Dutch word for Porpoise is zeevarken, meaning "sea-pig" are we sure they're not dolphins, but with down syndrome?
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Switzerland posted:are we sure they're not dolphins, but with down syndrome? No, Lowtax already christened another as “The Dolphin With Downs”. 
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twoday posted:The Dutch word for Porpoise is zeevarken, meaning "sea-pig" What's the Dutch word for porpoise micropenis?
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They're not stupid, they're just being obtuse on porpoise.
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Let's not mock one of the largest forum user demographics.
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Not all dutch don't have down syndrome, c'mon
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syscall girl posted:You'd think they had some kind of doctor or at least a barber to attend to its grooming so those kinds of things wouldn't happen. This was right before they (slowly) started figuring out that humoralism was bullshit so his doctor probably told him his yellow bile and black bile were out of balance or something
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