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Slugnoid posted:Not all of them are nazis, some of them are just fruitcakes
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I'm not sure if this is some kind of joke or 100% earnest but either way  
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Muskrat is delicious then I guess.
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RareAcumen posted:I'm not sure if this is some kind of joke or 100% earnest but either way That's especially dumb because Pigs are basically domesticated Boars - they are the easiest animal to return to the wild if needed as well, they're very good at surviving without human aid. Of all the domesticated animals they are the most "natural"
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All this time and muskrats were the original source of unaltered, virgin bacon all along.
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Also you could find wild cows in Europe up until a few centuries ago when we killed the last of the aurochs (and some near relatives still survive in Asia). They're one of the few domesticated animals whose wild ancestor is straight-up extinct, alongside horses and dromedary camels.
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On the other hand, you all had the flu because your body hadn't done the tutorial on how to fight the virus because you weren't vaccinated. It had to figure it out the hard way. Actually I just realised that "The Virus" would be a great name for a secret agent specialising in terrorists - he gets into a Cell and destroys it from within. BioEnchanted has a new favorite as of 14:21 on Feb 4, 2018 |
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Telemaze posted:
My husband went vegan for a while after having to "deal" with one of our chickens getting fly strike. He didn't have PTSD or need trigger warnings, but I could see how that could change people. It was loving horrible. Edit: for those of you not wanting to look up videos to see what fly strike is: You know how maggots eat dead flesh? The species associated with fly strike eat living flesh. Alterian has a new favorite as of 15:18 on Feb 4, 2018 |
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BioEnchanted posted:Actually I just realised that "The Virus" would be a great name for a secret agent specialising in terrorists - he gets into a Cell and destroys it from within. Sounds like a idea Fox show from the mid-2000s that gets cancelled on a cliffhanger after one season, possibly starring Skeet Ulrich or someone similar.
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OK you half face Mecca, and the rest of you face uhh... I dunno, Vladivostok
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I mean, I wouldn't expect them to pick up on the fact that the kids are facing different directions, but...
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Freaquency posted:I mean, I wouldn't expect them to pick up on the fact that the kids are facing different directions, but... Mecca is all around us and Islam is the light.
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Data Graham posted:OK you half face Mecca, and the rest of you face uhh... I dunno, Vladivostok Planet is round, so the opposite direction also faces mecca, it just takes longer to get there. Rough Lobster posted:Mecca is all around us and Islam is the light. This guy gets it.
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Feb 4, 2018 16:10
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Maybe it's on Tematagi.
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Freaquency posted:I mean, I wouldn't expect them to pick up on the fact that the kids are facing different directions, but... With how bad Americans are at geography the kids facing different directions means little.
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Maybe the real mecca was the friends we made along the way.
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Dienes posted:With how bad Americans are at geography the kids facing different directions means little. It's not that we're bad at geography it's that anything outside the US doesn't matter. 
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Feb 4, 2018 16:41
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They're all facing Mecca, it's just that one direction is Mecca Bingo.
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One Direction is probably haram
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Len posted:It's not that we're bad at geography it's that anything outside the US doesn't matter. Okay then Mr. Smart Guy, what’s the capital of San Francisco?
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Okay then Mr. Smart Guy, what’s the capital of San Francisco? Isn't it Silicone Valley? 
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Okay then Mr. Smart Guy, what’s the capital of San Francisco? Sourdough?
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Okay then Mr. Smart Guy, what’s the capital of San Francisco? Isn't that Alcatraz?
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RareAcumen posted:I'm not sure if this is some kind of joke or 100% earnest but either way I don't think that's the muskrat loving people were singing about.
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Feb 4, 2018 17:32
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mng posted:Muskrat is delicious then I guess. Muskrat is a traditional Lent meal in southeast Michigan because the Archdiocese of Detroit declared muskrat to be a fish for Lent purposes a long time ago.
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I'd love to see this guy make a bobcat or hyena mate with a muskrat. That would work really well, breeding a predator with a largish semiaquatic rodent. Also bobcats and muskrats are both native to North America and hyenas are from Africa and the Middle East, mostly, so how pigs existed before European colonization of North America I don't know and this is absolutely more thought than I should put into this.
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Soviet Commubot posted:Muskrat is a traditional Lent meal in southeast Michigan because the Archdiocese of Detroit declared muskrat to be a fish for Lent purposes a long time ago. All mammals that dwell primarily in rivers are considered fish for Lent. So beavers and capyberas are also allowed!
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I'm not a catholic, but eating beaver is a huge part of my religion too.
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Trig Discipline posted:I'm not a catholic, but eating beaver is a huge part of my religion too. 
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Who What Now posted:All mammals that dwell primarily in rivers are considered fish for Lent. So beavers and capyberas are also allowed! Do NOT eat capybaras! 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Isn't that Alcatraz? Pretty sure it's Rice-a-Roni.
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mng posted:Do NOT eat capybaras! more like capyburgers
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Alterian posted:My husband went vegan for a while after having to "deal" with one of our chickens getting fly strike. He didn't have PTSD or need trigger warnings, but I could see how that could change people. It was loving horrible. I once had to deal with a sheep hit by fly strike. That was one of the worst things I'd ever seen, and cleaning it out with the spray and constant soaping was horrendous.
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Freaquency posted:I mean, I wouldn't expect them to pick up on the fact that the kids are facing different directions, but... Listen we're not sure which is the right direction, but this way at least SOME souls get saved, all right?
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mng posted:Do NOT eat capybaras! Why not? They've been hunted for their meat and pelts for centuries.
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Trig Discipline posted:I'm not a catholic, but eating beaver is a huge part of my religion too. I laughed hard enough at this that my wife asked me if I was going to be ok. So I explained the joke and then she was stricken as well. You have brought light into our dark lives this day.
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