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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Looks like the video is gone. :shrug:

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

i can't find the gif anymore

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
Tide goes in, Tide goes out. You can't explain that.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i can't find the gif anymore



Did he die?

I kinda hope he died.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB35II7LOpg&t=81s

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


Godholio posted:

Looks like the video is gone. :shrug:

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhSMtxP0Q9f2xHMVk2

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Gene pool finally getting a little bleach

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



I’m sitting here waiting for a haircut in the bx (because I’m the first idiot in this story) and there is a dude wearing an actual embroidered hoodie celebrating the Trump inauguration. Like who knew there was merch at the inauguration. I automatically assume this dude paid north of $75 for this hoodie.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



That or he picked it up at a severe discount last week.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Prop Wash posted:

I’m sitting here waiting for a haircut in the bx (because I’m the first idiot in this story) and there is a dude wearing an actual embroidered hoodie celebrating the Trump inauguration. Like who knew there was merch at the inauguration. I automatically assume this dude paid north of $75 for this hoodie.

Pics?

xsf421
Feb 17, 2011

Prop Wash posted:

I’m sitting here waiting for a haircut in the bx (because I’m the first idiot in this story) and there is a dude wearing an actual embroidered hoodie celebrating the Trump inauguration. Like who knew there was merch at the inauguration. I automatically assume this dude paid north of $75 for this hoodie.

I flew out of BWI in January before the inauguration, and there were entire stores full of trump merch.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Minor dumb thing I did in the service. I used to sign my meal sheet with Genghis Khan because every signature was unreadable garbage. Still used my normal SSN. Got caught in some paper work audit and someone had to come ask me if I had been signing Genghis Khan on the meal sign-in sheet. They apparently had to Google him to find out who I was signing as.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Goodpancakes posted:

Minor dumb thing I did in the service. I used to sign my meal sheet with Genghis Khan because every signature was unreadable garbage. Still used my normal SSN. Got caught in some paper work audit and someone had to come ask me if I had been signing Genghis Khan on the meal sign-in sheet. They apparently had to Google him to find out who I was signing as.

:histdowns:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/961957671246159875

If any of you meet Bill, please congratulate him and wish him the best from the whole country.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Goodpancakes posted:

Minor dumb thing I did in the service. I used to sign my meal sheet with Genghis Khan because every signature was unreadable garbage. Still used my normal SSN. Got caught in some paper work audit and someone had to come ask me if I had been signing Genghis Khan on the meal sign-in sheet. They apparently had to Google him to find out who I was signing as.

I signed into the chow halls on KAF as Balls Johnson and nobody ever caught on.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
We had to key in our social at the dfac.

My social was 123456789.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


boop the snoot posted:

We had to key in our social at the dfac.

My social was 123456789.

poo poo, now I need to change the combo to my luggage.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



canyoneer posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/961957671246159875

If any of you meet Bill, please congratulate him and wish him the best from the whole country.

He thinks every bill that crosses his desk is literally Bill from Schoolhouse Rock.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Proteus Jones posted:

He thinks every bill that crosses his desk is literally Bill from Schoolhouse Rock.

........... mmmm, I'm gonna say I'm ok with that.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

He signed Bill Clinton’s butt y’all

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Goodpancakes posted:

Minor dumb thing I did in the service. I used to sign my meal sheet with Genghis Khan because every signature was unreadable garbage. Still used my normal SSN. Got caught in some paper work audit and someone had to come ask me if I had been signing Genghis Khan on the meal sign-in sheet. They apparently had to Google him to find out who I was signing as.

I'm pretty sure my official ethnicity was "Sleestak" on all forms.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/80ai3u/i_stole_over_3000/

I stole over $3000

(self.legaladvice)
submitted 18 hours ago * by Cuntwaffle92

quote:

I got drunk iland got caught shopliftu over $3000 worth. I'm in the army and they turned me over to my unit I know I'm getting out of the army but what else will happen to me? I going to jail? I am in lawton ok

Bonus, from comments:

quote:

In the past 9 days you lost your GF, done dextromethoafin several times, made a few hundred dollars at a casino, committed theft and grinded on some chick named Karen.

In the near future is being discharged from the military.

OP please reach out to mental health and addiction professionals. It may help your case too.

From another comment, the real mystery is where in Lawton is there $3k of anything worth taking?

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

canyoneer posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/80ai3u/i_stole_over_3000/

I stole over $3000

(self.legaladvice)
submitted 18 hours ago * by Cuntwaffle92


Bonus, from comments:


From another comment, the real mystery is where in Lawton is there $3k of anything worth taking?

http://christiestoybox.com/index.php/locations

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

honeypot worked!

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

quote:

Cuntwaffle92

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

canyoneer posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/80ai3u/i_stole_over_3000/

I stole over $3000

(self.legaladvice)
submitted 18 hours ago * by Cuntwaffle92


Bonus, from comments:


From another comment, the real mystery is where in Lawton is there $3k of anything worth taking?
enlisted.txt right here, folks.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006



It takes a special kind of person to do 29 years as an enlisted ranger/infantryman. The same kind of person to think posting this poo poo is a good idea.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
That looks suspiciously like Mitch McConnel

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Dick Burglar posted:




It takes a special kind of person to do 29 years as an enlisted ranger/infantryman. The same kind of person to think posting this poo poo is a good idea.

Or, you know, he's full of poo poo. On the internet it's never easy to tell.


Anyone good at reading ribbon racks?

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
BSM (no V or anything), MSM, ARCOMs, AGCMs and a bunch of gimmie poo poo.

Airborne, Air Assault, CIB.

If he was a fake he did a great job of just doing some badge chaser who spent a vast majority of his time in the 90s peacetime army instead of some insane operator guy.

Looks like he was in 91 Gulf War and did some trips to Korea. Nothing about this guy is impressive or anything other than his monumentally retarded post

mods changed my name fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Feb 27, 2018

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

mods change my name posted:


Nothing about this guy is impressive or anything other than his monumentally retarded post

dont sign your posts

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I can't decide if he's less of a dork than that Marine who went and stood out in front of a school in his service dress.


In other news the guy who I'm deployed with who was talking about marrying his stripper girlfriend who he's known for a couple months has now made it official.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Is it just that picture or is he about 5 feet even?

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug
Buddy of mine married a stripper and shockingly it didn't work out. Not being a quitter, he married another one. That one failed too. Now they get all the money and he gets angry.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Scratch Monkey posted:

Or, you know, he's full of poo poo. On the internet it's never easy to tell.


Anyone good at reading ribbon racks?

Overseas ribbon with 2. Iraq medal with no campaign star. Humanitarian.

I’m interested in his foreign Medal. Haven’t seen that before.

poo poo looks in order though. NCO ribbon with a 4. Just looks pretty bleh.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Booger Presley posted:

Buddy of mine married a stripper and shockingly it didn't work out. Not being a quitter, he married another one. That one failed too. Now they get all the money and he gets angry.
He's coming up on 30 and he's been divorced already, you'd think he'd have learned his lesson already.

My parents have an amicable divorce but the whole thing still kind of scared me. I'd only get married if i really thought things through because I don't like it when poo poo blows up in my face. Especially if it happens in your 50s like with my parents, and you're stuck starting over in a lot of ways.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Nothing tops that dude that showed up to his cousin's graduation from BMT in an AF uniform with, among many many others, an MOH and Antarctic Service.

Except ~an SOF marine

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
He says he was a Ranger but he doesn't wear the tab on his shoulder, just the pin under his ribbons. That doesn't seem right.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


shame on an IGA posted:

Nothing tops that dude that showed up to his cousin's graduation from BMT in an AF uniform with, among many many others, an MOH and Antarctic Service.

Except ~an SOF marine
Somebody had a story at one point about how they went to a going away party for some family member or friend who was a Seal. They had a trident on the cake and everything. Except it turned out that he was actually just going off to prison and they thought this would be a great way to cover it all up.

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mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

Scratch Monkey posted:

He says he was a Ranger but he doesn't wear the tab on his shoulder, just the pin under his ribbons. That doesn't seem right.

that's an ASU / Blues thing iirc

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