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Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?
I guess I really ought to edit all these terrible fails together. For now you'll have to make do with laughing at one mistake at a time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ED1dppX1Ak

(For context, I was planning to use the car for cover since the circle was very open. That didn't work out too well this time.)

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VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
I AM, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, UNFUCKABLE AND A TOTAL DISAPPOINTMENT TO EVERYONE. DAE WANNA CUM PLAY WITH ME!?




When you win 30% of your game’s over 100 games, holla at me.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


i'll holla when i finally get my solo v. squad dindin.

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



This running towards gunfire thing is really killing my k/d ratio. Feels pretty good though.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

willroc7 posted:

Just lol at everyone touting their wins after the leaderboard reset. You guys get your kicks dunking on middle-schoolers and a 6ft rim too?

lol if you dont

zarg
Mar 19, 2005

We are the Unity 3D community. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

VulgarandStupid posted:

When you win 30% of your game’s over 100 games, holla at me.

Yeah it's drat near impossible to hold that kind of win rate for sure. I know a few streamers etc have rates around there, but personally I don't see how you can get past the gun roulette at the start consistently enough to maintain 30+% long term.

That said I'm at 36% after 13 games so you never know :P

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

VulgarandStupid posted:

When you win 30% of your game’s over 100 games, holla at me.

Hey Goku what are your thoughts on Tarkov? I picked it up the other day and it feels boring and unnecessarily slow compared to PUBG especially but I see you playing it a lot.

willroc7
Jul 24, 2006

BADGES? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGES!
This is one of my favorite wins to date. It was my call to clown-car our way out of this building and by gum, it worked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlM3jy2_vl4&t=95s

Snack Bitch
May 15, 2008

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
Ugh, I am still struggling towards some chicken...

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
I AM, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, UNFUCKABLE AND A TOTAL DISAPPOINTMENT TO EVERYONE. DAE WANNA CUM PLAY WITH ME!?




DrNutt posted:

Hey Goku what are your thoughts on Tarkov? I picked it up the other day and it feels boring and unnecessarily slow compared to PUBG especially but I see you playing it a lot.

It's okay. If you think of it like hardcore PVP Diablo with guns, then it starts to make more sense. That said, the base combat is definitely worse than PUBG, the desync can be really ridiculous at times. It has some interesting points, like ammo types of the same caliber that are better against armor others or better against just flesh. It also has way more gun parts/porn. There are some things I don't really understand, like why you can even level up your attributes to carry more stuff, run faster, suffer less effects from surpressive fire and stuff like that. Things like that, which favor the players who have played longer on top of their already existing gear advantage annoy me. You could also think of it like DayZ but you have a stash.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

day 4 of this game being the only application on my computer to suffer from insane rubber banding and connection issues :thumbsup:

the new hotness is the game's warmup starting, but the screen is black and i see the logo, i can actually control my dude and even land on the ground and the moment i touch down the screen finally changes but the lag prevents me from picking up anything

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Good soup! posted:

day 4 of this game being the only application on my computer to suffer from insane rubber banding and connection issues :thumbsup:

I had this except it turned out that the season resetting also reset my realm from EU to AS so I have 30 games on the asian ladder before i realised

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


willroc7 posted:

This is one of my favorite wins to date. It was my call to clown-car our way out of this building and by gum, it worked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlM3jy2_vl4&t=95s

:allears: like lemmings

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

willroc7 posted:

This is one of my favorite wins to date. It was my call to clown-car our way out of this building and by gum, it worked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlM3jy2_vl4&t=95s

The Moosmuzel guy really throws an easy win by staying in the building too long and then shooting at a downed guy while the last enemy alive sprays him down

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Good soup! posted:

day 4 of this game being the only application on my computer to suffer from insane rubber banding and connection issues :thumbsup:

the new hotness is the game's warmup starting, but the screen is black and i see the logo, i can actually control my dude and even land on the ground and the moment i touch down the screen finally changes but the lag prevents me from picking up anything

Buy an ssd and realise everything on yourt computer is lagging

Fantastipotamus
Nov 19, 2002

Nothing's wrong. Nothing is wrong. Everything is on track.
I got headshotted by a crossbow yesterday within 3 minutes of landing. Embassasment factor: high :(

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


lllmao



Snagged a sick double duo dinner with Slim_Mat. Ended up 2nd after those two for a 22 KDA (8/8/5)

Plenty of bullshit within, 550m mk14 kill from bullshit island and probably the most BS headshot I've ever hit. Mowed down a dude in a boat. I didn't even have optics the second game it's full of 100-300m red dot SKS headshots

Does anyone wanna sponsor me

New Zealand can eat me fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Feb 4, 2018

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


the ak is the god king of the bullshit headshot.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Cast Iron Skillets own

Just did 1-man squad. Sniped a guy who was running away. Checked replay, I plinked about 8 or shots off his rear end before he died. Those things own

New Zealand can eat me
Aug 29, 2008

:matters:


If you're on those balconies, you should know if you lean with Q/E while you're crouch walking your head will not be exposed like that

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


What are some good final few circles tips? I always struggle in the final 10, my positioning is always off and I end up getting shot from multiple angles, and in the final 3/2 I'm never sure if i should be running round hunting or waiting for them to make the first move.

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



Kill the other 9 guys.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


kinda getting sick of the game not drawing parachuting people every once in a while. dropped sunken city with a buddy, literally nobody dropping or parachuting in (two at ruins) and suddenly guy appears next to me as a drop and there's actually a whole squad.

willroc7
Jul 24, 2006

BADGES? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGES!

Groovelord Neato posted:

kinda getting sick of the game not drawing parachuting people every once in a while. dropped sunken city with a buddy, literally nobody dropping or parachuting in (two at ruins) and suddenly guy appears next to me as a drop and there's actually a whole squad.

post the replay

Tokubetsu
Dec 18, 2007

Love Is Not Enough

NtotheTC posted:

What are some good final few circles tips? I always struggle in the final 10, my positioning is always off and I end up getting shot from multiple angles, and in the final 3/2 I'm never sure if i should be running round hunting or waiting for them to make the first move.

Not a whole lot you can do besides picking best entry point based on where you are, the direction the plane took (so you're guessing what direction most of the remaining players maybe coming from), and then hoping for the best.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

underage at the vape shop posted:

Buy an ssd and realise everything on yourt computer is lagging

I'd like to get a third SSD but at the moment my other are two are working fine, game is made like poo poo

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


willroc7 posted:

post the replay

in the deathcam it showed everyone. i'm assuming the replay would as well.

it wasn't just me either person i was playing with only saw the 2 drop ruins and not the 4 dropping with us.

Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Feb 4, 2018

uniball
Oct 10, 2003

"ran into" a couple teamers in a solo game last night

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


so did they ever give a reason why you can't choose the map you want. there's enough people to play that even if only a small fraction picked mexico you'd still have games fill up quick.

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Groovelord Neato posted:

so did they ever give a reason why you can't choose the map you want. there's enough people to play that even if only a small fraction picked mexico you'd still have games fill up quick.

They've not finished making a map select feature yet, is the answer.

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

When you land on a Miramar concrete building:

AManWearingAHat
Feb 2, 2018

New Zealand can eat me posted:

If you're on those balconies, you should know if you lean with Q/E while you're crouch walking your head will not be exposed like that

I have my lean buttons bound to my mouse thumb buttons and its helped me a lot. Plus it makes it easier on me to move whilst leaning to expose as little as possible when checking corners.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
I AM, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, UNFUCKABLE AND A TOTAL DISAPPOINTMENT TO EVERYONE. DAE WANNA CUM PLAY WITH ME!?





That's pretty awesome but should be a 15 second clip.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

AManWearingAHat posted:

I have my lean buttons bound to my mouse thumb buttons and its helped me a lot. Plus it makes it easier on me to move whilst leaning to expose as little as possible when checking corners.

That's a good idea. I have crouch/prone on them right now, and it's moderately useful.

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

You can also bind aim (non-ads aim) to the stealth button for convenience if you prefer to hold right click to ADS. As a bonus, doing that means you'll automatically aim every time you stealth walk.

Snapes N Snapes
Sep 6, 2010

VulgarandStupid posted:

That's pretty awesome but should be a 15 second clip.

You must not like 'long boring' movies either.

Goffer
Apr 4, 2007
"..."

Elman posted:

When you land on a Miramar concrete building:



These are by far the best prefab loot buildings in the game

VietCampo
Aug 24, 2010
Huh, i only ever find like a backpack and a red bull or painkiller at those.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Snapes N Snapes posted:

You must not like 'long boring' movies either.

For what it's worth, I thought the same thing. I think the exposition was to show the obvious teaming, though.

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Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(

Goffer posted:

These are by far the best prefab loot buildings in the game

And the multi-garage concrete building that's usually right next to it. Land of surprise 8x.

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