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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:so wait Don't worry, fundamental strong, eradicated derivative market weak.
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:so wait welcome to ur doom 
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Rhesus Pieces posted:lol mags chuds are calling anyone talking about the biggest single day point loss in Dow history "Trump-bashers" That's it exactly.  quote:There'll be tons of sweat-wiping done by the mainstream financial blogocrats— the Trumpettes, of course, will actively call anyone sweating liars and pussies for even suggesting anything's wrong. Maybe a death threat or two? Doxxing? Calling Wall Street bloggers "Marxists" for peddling lies that the Dow is around 10,000 rather than 20,000, which is the "tr00" number. Like, I could go to The_Donald and find some shitpost about how a finance blogger covering the crisis "once said suspiciously good things about Clinton" and thus is actually a cuckmaster general who should be called out for lies and shamed off the internet. And Sargon of Akkad or Mark Up the Dice or Ol' Milo repeats over and over again how everyone "freaking out" about the panic on Wall Street isn't even just a crybaby loser still mad over Trump's endless winning, but is probably a communist. Who's ready for the Диктатура пролетариата? Hong Kong's Hang Seng Index falls 3.2% — more than 1,000 points — as sell-off continues into Asia
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It still amazes me that having enough money to live when you're old is dependent on the whims of the stock market.
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nikkei is down now more than 5%, dow jones futures down 1% edit: nevermind dj futures down 550 points lmaooooo Sheng-Ji Yang fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Feb 6, 2018 |
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:so wait I don't think so? Was XIV was the only short volatility market security?
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Alpha Mayo posted:Why would you bet against volatility anyway? I am confused, can someone who understands the markets better than me explain? Is it just denial that a correction might take place? im far from an expert but i think of it this way. every trade that happens involves two parties. so if you want to hedge against the market going off the cliff by buying a volatility index or puts or whatever someone somewhere has to be your counterparty. now the idea is that you are paying this guy to take on some of your risk so you pay a premium, and so during good times idiots think that being said counterparty is a license to print money. then the crash happens and they get blowed the gently caress up. of course in the past it's usually been big firms who in theory can handle the risk (but see eg AIG) but now your average joe can buy an etf for every strategy under the sun
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OhFunny posted:I don't think so? I mean... you can short the $VIX if you like playing chicken with a meteor
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What's the etf that let's me short the gently caress out of everything. Just everything. I want to short it all.
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:I mean... you can short the $VIX if you like playing chicken with a meteor Financial fantasy XIV- chocobo vs. meteor
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 Hahah fuckin rich people finally gettin a ta...oh poo poo im unemployed
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Acelerion posted:
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:
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Is this still a 1987 situation or a recession initiator?
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Yuli Ban posted:There'll be tons of sweat-wiping done by the mainstream financial blogocrats— the Trumpettes, of course, will actively call anyone sweating liars and pussies for even suggesting anything's wrong. Maybe a death threat or two? Doxxing? Calling Wall Street bloggers "Marxists" for peddling lies that the Dow is around 10,000 rather than 20,000, which is the "tr00" number. Like, I could go to The_Donald and find some shitpost about how a finance blogger covering the crisis "once said suspiciously good things about Clinton" and thus is actually a cuckmaster general who should be called out for lies and shamed off the internet. And Sargon of Akkad or Mark Up the Dice or Ol' Milo repeats over and over again how everyone "freaking out" about the panic on Wall Street isn't even just a crybaby loser still mad over Trump's endless winning, but is probably a communist. https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/960613710527172609
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what futures?
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slumdoge millionare posted:Financial fantasy XIV- chocobo vs. meteor
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goddammit peter schiff https://twitter.com/PeterSchiff/status/960693453830197248 you goddamn austrian school screwhead he might be right though he totally rags on bitcoin though and you know that makes the libertarians maaaaaad
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So now is the time to put my entire TSP into bitcoin?
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slumdoge millionare posted:Financial fantasy XIV- chocobo vs. meteor
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Grouchio posted:Is this still a 1987 situation or a recession initiator?
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Grouchio posted:Is this still a 1987 situation or a recession initiator? It's about to become a 1929 situation.
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Time to sell some organs and catch these falling knives 
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The stock market falling makes my dick so fuckin' hard Time to invest in Fleshlight futures
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tomorrow will be the indicator imo. If it goes down as much as it did today then buckle in ladies and germs and hope to gently caress yall got a mutual aid network ready to scale up
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I applied for a collections attorney position today lol
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Someone post the entering 2018 gif please tia
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Alpha Mayo posted:Someone post the entering 2018 gif please tia
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:and yeah a true market crash and recession would utterly doom the republicans in 18 and 20
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Rhesus Pieces posted:if you have archives, here's the link for the original SA Economic Armageddon thread from 2008 as an interesting time capsule: Thanks! I hope that future civilizations are able to look back at this and learn about how loving dumb we are and how much we suck. This thread too. Hi from the past! 
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mastershakeman posted:I applied for a collections attorney position today lol you'll probably be the first against the wall lol
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