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Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

PY-TA-GO-RA
SUICHI

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Say Nothing posted:



(Not Jackie Chan).

That's ok I've got it.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/960980603293327361
Whee

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Slightly better landing
https://twitter.com/Nextlaunch/status/960988432473436161

Useless
Sep 13, 2003
I'm keeping three or four fingers crossed you get a buick up the ass before the night is over.

The two landing simultaneously is some future sci-if poo poo...

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Useless posted:

The two landing simultaneously is some future sci-if poo poo...

How long until dumbass steel beam conspiracy theorists start whining THERE'S NO 2ND PLUME! the 2nd booster is a dirigible!!

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-


https://i.imgur.com/qzYOmWU.gifv

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Rip the 3rd core.

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Useless posted:

The two landing simultaneously is some future sci-if poo poo...

I would think you'd want to land them further apart, cause if one falls over, I imagine it would gently caress up the other's landing

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Firos posted:

Rip the 3rd core.

Did it crash? I know it was supposed to have a different LZ than the other two.

EatMySpork
Nov 19, 2009

Utensil of the Gods.

Proteus Jones posted:

Did it crash? I know it was supposed to have a different LZ than the other two.

It appears to have missed the drone ship and bad things happened. I haven't seen any official statement but you can hear them say in mission control that the core was lost. The few frames of video looks like it came down right of the ship.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Firos posted:

Rip the 3rd core.

Starman is safe, that's what really matters.

https://i.imgur.com/nxHlX3z.gifv

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004







mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
^^^
Thank you for doing the needful!

bring back old gbs posted:

How long until dumbass steel beam conspiracy theorists start whining THERE'S NO 2ND PLUME! the 2nd booster is a dirigible!!
Too late, they already started because in the live stream, they used the same video feed for both boosters (either accidentally or they just had one feed?). Obviously this means everything is fake.

mobby_6kl has a new favorite as of 01:16 on Feb 7, 2018

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


https://i.imgur.com/uETBu34.mp4

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

EatMySpork posted:

It appears to have missed the drone ship and bad things happened. I haven't seen any official statement but you can hear them say in mission control that the core was lost. The few frames of video looks like it came down right of the ship.

The BBC quoted Musk as saying it hit the water at 500 km/h.

cnut
May 3, 2016

I'd be eternally grateful if someone can tell me who the lady is. Managed to figure out the dude :eng101:

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

cnut posted:

I'd be eternally grateful if someone can tell me who the lady is. Managed to figure out the dude :eng101:



Tessa Fowler? Maybe?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

cnut posted:

I'd be eternally grateful if someone can tell me who the lady is. Managed to figure out the dude :eng101:



Google :nws: /r/tittydrop :nws: maybe you can find her there.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



There's a million of those gifs but I guess I understand the allure of mystery

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
i'm searching FURIOUSLY and i still can't find it, ugh.

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather






Benny Urquidez apparently beat the poo poo out of Jackie during the filming of this.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



zenguitarman posted:





Benny Urquidez apparently beat the poo poo out of Jackie during the filming of this.

What film is this because this looks like a dope fight scene. More Jackie Chan please.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

s.i.r.e. posted:

What film is this because this looks like a dope fight scene. More Jackie Chan please.

Wheels on Meals

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087578/

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


Yeah, an otherwise unremarkable film which still produced one of his greatest fight scenes.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owz45n-QUNQ

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

zenguitarman posted:

Yeah, an otherwise unremarkable film which still produced one of his greatest fight scenes.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owz45n-QUNQ

mma totally broke my immersion, while jackie chan is awesome, none of these crescent kicks and lead leg snap kicks would do any damage, additionally close combat wing chun is a joke irl because of jujitsu.

rocket_Magnet
Apr 5, 2005

:unsmith:

cnut posted:

I'd be eternally grateful if someone can tell me who the lady is. Managed to figure out the dude :eng101:



Shione Cooper

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

zenguitarman posted:





Benny Urquidez apparently beat the poo poo out of Jackie during the filming of this.

Jackie Chan got the poo poo beat out of him in most of his films, because Jackie Chan made the hits he took look real by making the hits real.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...




Awesome thanks, it's also included with Prime so I'm gonna stream this when I get home.

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

Slime posted:

Jackie Chan got the poo poo beat out of him in most of his films, because Jackie Chan made the hits he took look real by making the hits real.

Obligatory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PCtIaM_GQ

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


LifeSunDeath posted:

mma totally broke my immersion, while jackie chan is awesome, none of these crescent kicks and lead leg snap kicks would do any damage, additionally close combat wing chun is a joke irl because of jujitsu.

Whatever nerd, Jackie Chan is the man.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Eh I really used to enjoy his movies, then I learned about him and he's, tragically, a Chinese version of a MAGA CHUD.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

rocket_Magnet posted:

Shione Cooper

damnit, of course turns into a pee fetish porn, oh well at least I know now thanks.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Wasabi the J posted:

Eh I really used to enjoy his movies, then I learned about him and he's, tragically, a Chinese version of a MAGA CHUD.

Yeah, he's gotten tons of women pregnant then tried to get out of child support and even when it's proven he'll not interact with his kids in any way. He's also a huge CPC shill who will go on about how democracy just isn't right for china and anyone protesting against the dictatorship there deserves having their skull caved in, the west just doesn't understand chinese culture.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I have learned to make a new game out of watching Jackie Chan movies which is called find the bad guy.

Hint: he's the Brit.


Reddit posted:

As a Hong Kong Chinese, it's very heartening to see a fellow Hong Konger be so well-liked overseas. However, I would also just like to present some different perspectives on Jackie Chan as a person.

In general, Jackie has a far more complicated reputation here at home than he does overseas. There is no doubt that he popularized his school of physical comedy/acting, and honestly no-one else has even come close to being able to replicate it, but at the same time his personal actions and views also has earned him a fair share of disdain.

I'll be starting off with stories that are purely anecdotal and rumour-based before moving on to bigger issues, so skip a couple of paragraphs if you don't like celeb gossips.

Jackie is somewhat of an infamous sex fiend within the Hong Kong entertainment industry, quite often he has been sighted taking younger starlets into hotels from nightclubs (have personally heard stories from friends who work at clubs). His biggest scandals are probably from his numerous and quite public affairs during his wife's pregnancy, which he has gone on record to defend by saying that he was just trying to test out his best options. His irresponsibility in his love life is also why his son (known as Jaycee Chan in the west) has a different family name (that is neither his own nor the mother's), basically preventing him from being instantly recognizable as his own (illegitimate) son.

He is also known as an extremely strict parent. As in "punching your child" strict, not that it really stopped his son from being arrested in Beijing on drug charges (weed, which may or may not change your opinion of the charges depending on your views on recreational drugs). He is very cold to his child. During the above arrest instead of support he basically completely ignored Jaycee(no visit during custody, refused to appear in the trial as proof of character). Instead Jackie seemed more interested in addressing the press about how disappointed he was in him, constantly setting up press conferences to apologize for his son's actions(which, what the gently caress, you don't apologize on behalf of a grown-rear end 30-something adult).~~ He has also gone on public record to say that he will not be leaving Jaycee anything after he dies. Personally I think expecting your child to make his own fortune is one thing, but publicly saying that you are afraid he will just waste your money is another.~~ Basically, he constantly feels the need to establish how fair and just a person he is to the public at the expense of his own bastard child.

His biggest criticisms come from his political leanings, though. The records are out there, so feel free to google it if you are interested in further reading. He consistently acts as one of the more prolific mouthpieces for the Chinese Communist Party (NOT China, see below). His statements are always incredibly inflammatory ("People's freedom should be restricted" etc.), poorly-supported, very heavily propagandized, and not to mention reductionist and biased. There is no logical or reason at play in most of his political rants. His entire strategy towards commenting on any political issue is basically "I'm famous so gently caress you. Hail the Party."

As a result of these things his image has really gradually transformed into something of a punchline in local communities. The many memes that you might see of him when visiting Chinese websites are mostly done in derision.

Some of the posters in this thread have already pointed out that it's hard for someone to turn against your countrymen and all that, but I would like to note that his support isn't for China and its people, but for the oppressive single-party government regime that actively suppresses humanitarian efforts or democratic processes that attempt to return political power to the people by creating arbitrary laws to imprison human rights lawyers, or hold people indefinitely with trial (there is literally a law against "causing trouble and picking quarrels", which is so vague and poorly-defined that it allows the arrest of basically anyone for anything and yes, it pretty much is exclusively used to target political activists).

He is also fiercely anti-American, which can come off as hypocritical considering that he made a considerable part of his fortune in America.

I would like to stress that I'm not trying to discredit his cinematic achievements. That is a part of his life that is completely unrelated to who is he outside of the screen, and in it he is definitely an unparalleled legend who deserves the respect for being such.

But at the same time, he is also a global, public figure who personally comes across as being very callous about the consequences of his actions and words. And that, I think, is worrying. He basically acts like he can do and say whatever he wants, for the pleasure of his own benefits, regardless of who and how many it hurts. It's how a lot of people behave, but as a public figure his ethics should be placed under more scrutiny.

EDIT: Crossed out some of the stuff that have been disproven by sources in the thread. I apparently got a couple of things mistake about Jaycee or had outdated info. Thanks! This has sort of exploded, well beyond my expectation. Thank you for everyone who has responded, and thank you for those of you praising my English! I'm flattered, and it's been a pleasure.

I'm sorry to hear that I've ruined Jackie for some people, as that's not my intention at all. He has left a cinematic legacy behind him and that should be appreciated. But I also felt uncomfortable seeing all of the unqualified praises for how amazing he is, so I wanted to present another perspective.

Even if you disagree with me I don't mind. All that I ask is that you do your own research and make up your own mind instead of relying on knee-jerk reflexes. I've tried to reply where I can to curiosities and disagreements, but there's only so much I can handle. Plus, I'm only one Hong Konger, speaking from what I observe and trying to be objective about it, so I would be very happy if no-one just takes my word for it and try to learn more about this little city of ours.

A series of questions seem to be coming up a lot though.

How is Donnie Yen/Stephen Chow/Bruce Lee/Chow Yun-fat viewed in Hong Kong? Ans: None of those people are as controversial as Jackie Chan. Although Donnie Yen earned a few scoffs over the irony of him playing Ip-Man because it was apparently "an incredibly humble man, played by perhaps the least humble person in the universe". He seems to have that little bit of traditional Chinese macho maleness to him in interviews where he's trying to assure everyone that he's the one wearing the pants in the relationship between him and his wife (who is also a public figure).

Stephen Chow I've actually personally met! He's very different in person - incredibly intense and serious unlike his on-screen persona. But you do see the fierce intelligence behind him when he talks. I enjoy his films a lot because you can see that there is an almost scientific process to the humour he employs, and after meeting him in person you can see that it was all deliberate and calculated, which is extremely impressive. I'll just quote what one of the other comments have said because it's pretty consistent with how I see him - "He's just recluse and is very protective of his privacy. Holds grudges pretty well too since a lot of people he worked with refuse to talk to him and vise versa. Not exactly the fun loving jokester he plays on screen."

Chow Yun-fat, from one of my other responses - "He's pretty affable. He was pretty supportive of the pro-democracy protesters last year, and when he was threatened with the prospect of possibly earning less money from China because of backlash he basically said "so what". There is also a cute little social phenomenon of him being noticed by people when inconspicuously showing up in public and being dragged into an obligatory selfie. It happens often enough that there's a meme-like name for it - "捕獲野生發哥" which basically translates to "wild brother Fat captured!"

I should add to this that I made the comment about his response to the protests without any leaning towards or against the political event itself (I've grown very disillusioned with how it has turned out).

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


Wasabi the J posted:

I have learned to make a new game out of watching Jackie Chan movies which is called find the bad guy.

Hint: he's the Brit.

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Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

mma totally broke my immersion, while jackie chan is awesome, none of these crescent kicks and lead leg snap kicks would do any damage, additionally close combat wing chun is a joke irl because of jujitsu.

lol yeah all that choreography sure is lame knowing that in real life it would just devolve into a boring submission humpfest :jerkbag:

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