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Have any of you goons actually seen Trump in real life? Like have you gone to any rallies to see him? I'm starting to think he doesn't actually exist in the real physical world and only on TV/Internet via lovely CGI
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Feb 7, 2018 21:56
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He's that black mirror thing only more preposterous
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Feb 7, 2018 21:57
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Feb 7, 2018 21:59
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Fried Watermelon posted:Have any of you goons actually seen Trump in real life? Who am I? One name you might have for me is The World, or you might call me The Universe, or perhaps God, or perhaps Donald Trump. I am all and I am one, so of course this also means that I am you.
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Feb 7, 2018 22:00
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Melania is clearly a KGB sleeper agent, so she would snap Donald's neck before he even raised his hand to her.
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Feb 7, 2018 22:01
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He's less God and more Q from Star Trek. He's just an omnipotent troll.
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Feb 7, 2018 22:02
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lol thinking that a faceless corporation doesn't have anybody's interests at heart except for its own is some pizza-gate level conspiracy mongering.
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Feb 7, 2018 22:03
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why mock the bald spot when it is clearly the manifestation of orb in trump
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Feb 7, 2018 22:08
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Fried Watermelon posted:Have any of you goons actually seen Trump in real life? He was at the Wrestlemania I went to a bunch of years ago as he’d been inducted into their hall of fame. He got insanely boo’d even then.
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Feb 7, 2018 22:15
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Trump wants a parade so he can give these out:
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Feb 7, 2018 22:18
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cnut posted:Trump wants a parade so he can give these out: Pogs?
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Feb 7, 2018 22:20
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Stoatbringer posted:Pogs? Slammers. Duh!
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Feb 7, 2018 22:22
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:you can treat baldness but not on a scalp ruined by years of quackery, surgery, and quack surgery. His head is a combination of failed hair plugs, transplants, scalp reduction, and weaves. Pretty much the only thing he has left growing naturally is like a foot-long side mullet that he swoops around and around like a hair turban to cover the wrecked wasteland beneath.
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Feb 7, 2018 22:23
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cnut posted:Trump wants a parade so he can give these out: "give"? trump didn't get where he is by giving stuff away! he will mandate that every soldier in the parade must buy them.
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Feb 7, 2018 22:24
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:"give"? trump didn't get where he is by giving stuff away! he will mandate that every soldier in the parade must buy them. Well, the gov't will buy them to give away, of course.
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While everyone is talking about Trump's nasty Darth Vader head, I want to point out that he's not only ashamed of going bald. He's also ashamed of going grey. Look at any picture of him up until he morphed into a Jabba the Hutt grandpa. He has had medium brown hair his entire life. As you get older, brown hair doesn't turn blonde. It turns grey. As you get older, blonde hair also turns grey. There is literally no chance of transition from medium brown to golden blonde. tl;dr Trump is a bald oldster with like 5 grey hairs left that he dyes and grows out to a length of 4ft because his ego is as tough as a piece of tissue paper.
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Feb 7, 2018 22:35
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It's pretty funny that if he ever goes completely bald, he still has his horrible scalp reduction scars exactly because of his vanity. that's what you get fucker
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Feb 7, 2018 22:38
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Trump is pathologically afraid of being seen as a "loser". But he does everything in his power to be one. Tbf he did win the election. e: but he lost the popular vote, lol.
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Feb 7, 2018 22:39
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it always makes me lol to remember that the only people who accept trump's image of himself are poor yokels who he would view with nothing but contempt if he remembered they exist.
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Feb 7, 2018 22:39
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Unfinish3d posted:It's pretty funny that if he ever goes completely bald, he still has his horrible scalp reduction scars exactly because of his vanity. that's what you get fucker He'll just refuse to ever take off his trucker hats. It could be at church, meeting world leaders, at a funeral, describing his penis size like in the photo below, whatever. That MAGA hat stays at that point. 
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Catastrophe posted:While everyone is talking about Trump's nasty Darth Vader head, I want to point out that he's not only ashamed of going bald. He's also ashamed of going grey. Look at any picture of him up until he morphed into a Jabba the Hutt grandpa. He has had medium brown hair his entire life. As you get older, brown hair doesn't turn blonde. It turns grey. As you get older, blonde hair also turns grey. There is literally no chance of transition from medium brown to golden blonde. in Fire and Fury there's a passage where Ivanka describes why his hair is like that. He uses coloring that he's too impatient to let set correctly, so it never gives him the color it's supposed to but yeah also the "when you have brown hair you don't turn blond as you age" can't wait to get old as gently caress so I can be called a blond fox
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Feb 7, 2018 22:43
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So what you guys are saying is that Trump's scalp is so hosed up that 21st century hair technology is literally not enough to salvage it even with all the money at his disposal. That's a moderate lol
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Feb 7, 2018 22:43
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it always makes me lol to remember that the only people who accept trump's image of himself are poor yokels who he would view with nothing but contempt if he remembered they exist.
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Feb 7, 2018 22:44
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Catastrophe posted:He'll just refuse to ever take off his trucker hats. It could be at church, meeting world leaders, at a funeral, describing his penis size like in the photo below, whatever. That MAGA hat stays at that point. lol I forgot about the tacky-rear end hats. I was too busy picturing some poor sap feverishly trying to craft a toupee to match his lovely/bizarre comb-over
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Feb 7, 2018 22:44
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Latest death race film is looking good, I'm glad we are getting Trump coded villians. Nws  nws 
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Feb 7, 2018 22:47
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piss tape israel posted:Ben Garrison too trump probably has no idea who that is
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Jestery posted:Latest death race film is looking good, I'm glad we are getting Trump coded villians. looks about right, but the first picture's got tits out, might wanna nws it
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Feb 7, 2018 22:55
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Shouldn't the helmet be Trump's hair and Vader's scarred and disfigured skull Trump's actual skull?
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Feb 7, 2018 22:55
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Jestery posted:Latest death race film is looking good, I'm glad we are getting Trump coded villians. The tits are very lovely but you might want to NWS that.
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Feb 7, 2018 22:58
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he should go lex luthor bald and get a sweet panther tattoo to cover up the scars. chuds would jizz their pants.
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World War Mammories posted:looks about right, but the first picture's got tits out, might wanna nws it Stoatbringer posted:The tits are very lovely but you might want to NWS that. Done, my bad
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Feb 7, 2018 23:10
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BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:he should go lex luthor bald and get a sweet panther tattoo to cover up the scars. make that steel panther and I'm on board
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Feb 7, 2018 23:20
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He's draining the swamp! (of people he hired)
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BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:he should go lex luthor bald and get a sweet panther tattoo to cover up the scars. Make it a "I got these scars fighting the DEEP STATE" tattoo and now we're talking. Alternatively, a "US Flag ripping through skin" tattoo that is all the rage at trailer parks these days.
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