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Thanks everybody for the help!rocket_Magnet posted:Shione Cooper Woohoo! Thanks so much! LifeSunDeath posted:damnit, of course turns into a pee fetish porn, oh well at least I know now thanks.  Oh well, we had to know, lol.
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Mondian posted:lol yeah all that choreography sure is lame knowing that in real life it would just devolve into a boring submission humpfest you prefer choreography over real fighting, so you must like this: https://giant.gfycat.com/GrouchyUntimelyJapanesebeetle.webm
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LifeSunDeath posted:you prefer choreography over real fighting, so you must like this:
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LifeSunDeath posted:you prefer choreography over real fighting, so you must like this: Has nothing to do with preference, they're two different things. Suspension of disbelief is a prerequisite to enjoying many forms of entertainment. Do you not play any video games either, disgusted by the knowledge that you can't just slap a bandaid on a bullet wound and walk it off in real life? I take mental health very seriously in real life, but that doesn't mean I'm above logging into the forums to laugh at retards like you occasionally. e: Sorry you probably can't enjoy the greatness of Shaw Bros movies either https://i.imgur.com/jM2dVIE.gifv Mondian has a new favorite as of 22:48 on Feb 7, 2018 |
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Feb 7, 2018 22:41
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   his stunt team take some gnarly knocks 
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Feb 7, 2018 22:42
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NoneMoreNegative posted:his stunt team take some gnarly knocks He's taken some pretty gnarly knocks too
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Feb 7, 2018 22:45
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I recently got to see Police Story at the Museum of Modern Art with a packed house. Such a fun time.    
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Feb 7, 2018 23:23
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Mondian posted:retards like you. Lol
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Feb 7, 2018 23:24
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This kills the stuntman
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Feb 7, 2018 23:27
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For as much of a piece of poo poo Jackie Chan the person his, Jackie Chan the stunt man is pretty amazing.
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Feb 7, 2018 23:37
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There's one where Jackie Chan was chased skiing by masked thugs that all eat it in terrible ways naturally. Bloopers at the end of the move reveal Jackie Chan was in the mask chasing himself and taking those falls.
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Feb 7, 2018 23:41
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Charlie Chaplin is a noted piece of poo poo but that doesn't make me like him any less.
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Baronjutter posted:For as much of a piece of poo poo Jackie Chan the person his, Jackie Chan the stunt man is pretty amazing. Thats it, Internet - I'm finally putting my foot down. You shut your mouth!
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Feb 7, 2018 23:43
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What Jackie Chan do? #jackietoo?
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Feb 7, 2018 23:45
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Didn't he break something in his spine on this one?
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Azhais posted:Didn't he break something in his spine on this one? I'm pretty sure you could ask that about every single gif.
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Decrepus posted:This kills the stuntman I get a bit worried sometimes about the stuntmen that perform with Iko Uwais or Tony Jaa.
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Feb 7, 2018 23:54
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Azhais posted:Didn't he break something in his spine on this one? I think that was him jumping over a wall in that Indiana Jones spoof armour of god
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Azhais posted:Didn't he break something in his spine on this one? "During a stunt in this last scene, in which Chan slides down a pole from several stories up, the lights covering the pole had heated it considerably, resulting in Chan suffering second-degree burns, particularly to his hands, as well as a back injury and dislocation of his pelvis upon landing."
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Feb 8, 2018 00:43
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gently caress
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LifeSunDeath posted:you prefer choreography over real fighting, so you must like this: Do you not?
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Who What Now posted:Do you not? I love it, he clearly has great technique.
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Chinese Futurama Zoidberg is pretty weird. Does anyone have a jif of that Chinese bad guy smoking the cigar and doing a weird stair dismount through the railing? The one that looks like a video game clipping error.
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LifeSunDeath posted:you prefer choreography over real fighting, so you must like this: That dude on the sideline looks like he's actually mad, but that can't possibly be true. No one gets so involved in the weird wrestling soap opera fantasy as to actually be ready to have a physical confrontation with one of the actors over some minor shenanigans, right? He's just a plant or something, right?
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:That dude on the sideline looks like he's actually mad, but that can't possibly be true. No one gets so involved in the weird wrestling soap opera fantasy as to actually be ready to have a physical confrontation with one of the actors over some minor shenanigans, right? He's just a plant or something, right? Guys pretending to blow a dude in what I guess is the south
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w00tmonger posted:Guys pretending to blow a dude in what I guess is the south Aren't all wrasslin venues temporarily the south? It's like a southern embassy event.
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Feb 8, 2018 02:23
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everyone knew wrestling was fake, they just hated Shawn Michaels because he was a prick irl
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Is that made by the same people who made that horse racing game?
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Gromit posted:Does anyone have a jif of that Chinese bad guy smoking the cigar and doing a weird stair dismount through the railing? The one that looks like a video game clipping error. I know the one you mean, but my google searches just bring up the old Stair Dismount game.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:That dude on the sideline looks like he's actually mad, but that can't possibly be true. No one gets so involved in the weird wrestling soap opera fantasy as to actually be ready to have a physical confrontation with one of the actors over some minor shenanigans, right? He's just a plant or something, right? I dunno, he looks like he's made of meat. 
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A quick search turned up a jif with sound, hope that's acceptable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8krA8S2nJN0 (Dragons Forever)
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We Know Catheters posted:Is that made by the same people who made that horse racing game? Man I hope so, I LOVED Japan World Cup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2HOdLeUC0E
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:That dude on the sideline looks like he's actually mad, but that can't possibly be true. No one gets so involved in the weird wrestling soap opera fantasy as to actually be ready to have a physical confrontation with one of the actors over some minor shenanigans, right? He's just a plant or something, right? Oh you sweet summer child
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Gromit posted:Chinese Futurama Zoidberg is pretty weird. https://i.imgur.com/5tS8o9e.mp4? Movie is Dragons Forever Rick_Hunter has a new favorite as of 06:49 on Feb 8, 2018 |
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Feb 8, 2018 06:47
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Lone Goat posted:Man I hope so, I LOVED Japan World Cup lol, I got like 700 subs for uploading those videos and I like to think they all get super excited and then disappointed when I upload a new video and its just some stupid speedrun intended to be seen by like 3 guys in the Hitman thread. For the record though, Japan World Cup is not a video game. Apparently its supposed to just be a video they show in a bar for drunken salarymen to bet on as they drink. I'm not entirely certain though, the dvd box/materials are all in Japanese. Its a miracle I was even able to locate it on the site I ordered them off of
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Wait, you ordered it somewhere? I recall it was freely accessible online but sadly it was some flash monstrosity that you couldn't just download unfortunately. We were even screwing around with it on these very gay and dead forums.
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Robert Denby posted:I recently got to see Police Story at the Museum of Modern Art with a packed house. Such a fun time. The naming conventions for these movies always threw me for a loop. The first Police Story I saw was I think First Strike, which was pretty much a classic bit of lighthearted Jackie Chan action comedy. So then I noticed there's a fairly new one around, called "New Police Story". So I thought to myself, "Hey, that's gonna be more of that good stuff, all fun and games and Kung Fu fighting, right?" It was not. Oh boy was it ever not. 
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mobby_6kl posted:Wait, you ordered it somewhere? I recall it was freely accessible online but sadly it was some flash monstrosity that you couldn't just download unfortunately. We were even screwing around with it on these very gay and dead forums. Yeah some japanese dvd site. 3 was on youtube, but we scoured the web for 1&2 to no avail. Ended up finding it for sale somewhere and just ordered and put em up on youtube. This was like 5 years ago, was just for the benefit of a handful of friends and I to laugh at and I'd completely forgotten about it until a couple years later when my inbox exploded with notifications, because pewdiepie had linked it  e: I took some really lovely pictures of the stuff inside the case when I got it, if anyone can translate https://imgur.com/a/wrO6t Mondian has a new favorite as of 11:42 on Feb 8, 2018 |
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