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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/damianpaletta/status/961709641171394561

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
when will trump tweet

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

nice

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

WOOOOOOOO

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Pick posted:

when will trump tweet

if trump doesn't tweet about it, did it really happen???

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.


Looks like it would take a 20% dip in the S&P to kill trading if it happens after 3:25. A last-minute sprint downward like today could do it.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
tweet you fucker!!!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

i wonder how much of this is just institutional investors realizing gains on a ridiculous bubble before the real money starts flowing from tax cuts

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Donald "The stock market reacts badly when good news come out! Sad! We are going to raise interests and there is nothing you can do to stop it!"

Makets "Cuts belly in ritualistic fashion"

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 26 days!)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/960652903110254592

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/961713920162648065

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

I'm used to thinking of these things as a long ride up and then a sudden crisis drop. I never really thought about the possibility of us slouching off to doomsday, a couple percent at a time.


ahaha holy poo poo

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


WELCOME TO THE CORRECTION DOME

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

Yeah but eventually it will erase all of the gains since BEFORE Trump was president. Then it will be Commiebama's problem.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

TheDon01 posted:

WELCOME TO THE CORRECTION DOME

Yuli Ban
Nov 22, 2016

Bot

Epic High Five posted:

they haven't even raised interest rates yet lol

they're gonna do it 4 times this year

I dunno, Trump's /guy/ is the Fed Chair now. He might decide to lower the rates or keep them the same to appease the God of Gods.

Imagine if the stock market crashed then, when interest rates are this stupidly low. We'd need to go negative. We go negative, we start burning helium. We burn helium, we start burning iron. We start burning iron, capitalism go boom

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Goon Danton posted:

I'm used to thinking of these things as a long ride up and then a sudden crisis drop. I never really thought about the possibility of us slouching off to doomsday, a couple percent at a time.

the 2008 crash took months to fully play out

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/961716192032559104

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

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Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
current stock market status: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltqweZDQ-vg

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!



This means the futures market expects opening to be that much higher/lower than they expected last opening. Cnbc has an "implied open" which is more meaningful

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



gyahahaha

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Ruzihm posted:

This means the futures market expects opening to be that much higher/lower than they expected last opening. Cnbc has an "implied open" which is more meaningful

yeah DJIA futures are actually up about 150

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Full-on Recession then? Does Correction = Denial?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Grouchio posted:

Full-on Recession then? Does Correction = Denial?

To be honest we won't really know until next week at the earliest

also remember: the stock market is not the economy

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
the difference between a correction and a recession is that number stop going down in one and number keep going down in the other

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Grouchio posted:

Full-on Recession then? Does Correction = Denial?

Correct this nation state into the loving dirt lmao

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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Okay, why are people so happy about this, surely this is nightmarish?

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

crazy cloud posted:

Correct this nation state into the loving dirt lmao
:yeah:

Josef bugman posted:

Okay, why are people so happy about this, surely this is nightmarish?
rich people tears, the fact that it never reflected the reality of how the economy is actually going, gives trump! a bloody nose

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Anime Schoolgirl posted:

rich people tears

When you rob a bank it is never bank managers who starve.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

What does any of this actually, like, mean? All indications are that the economy is good, is it going to not be now?

I'm unemployed and job hunting :v:

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Josef bugman posted:

When you rob a bank it is never bank managers who starve.
the "bank" doesn't get robbed and the poor starve anyway so what's the point

Anime Schoolgirl fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Feb 8, 2018

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

What does any of this actually, like, mean? All indications are that the economy is good, is it going to not be now?

I'm unemployed and job hunting :v:

The indicators for the economy being "good" exclude millions upon millions of Americans who are guilty of the crime of not being stupidly wealthy. It's bad and it's been on the road to crumbling in on itself for many years now.

CodeJanitor
Mar 30, 2005
I still can't think of anything to say.

Josef bugman posted:

When you rob a bank it is never bank managers who starve.

ffs, you are doing it wrong.
while you are robbing the bank you shoot the loving manager so their family starves.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Recessions are defined by negative gdp growth and not anything the stock market does

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Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
I think you will find that killing bankers solves neither racism nor global warming.

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