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Just turned 34 today. One step closer to the grave  Also hunter Liggett sucks, but at least the bowling alley pizza is ok
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Feb 9, 2018 06:20
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bird food bathtub posted:*shrug* It's a habit I picked up from martial arts, and if you know anyone whose semi-serious about soccer they tend to do it too. Some people are just that way naturally, my cousin looks like he's in a bouncy castle or something. This. My oldest does it. My middle not so much. He walks like the “today I will sex!” cartoon. I’ve always tried to be light on my feet because I hate the stomping poo poo.
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Feb 9, 2018 06:46
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Slim Pickens posted:Just turned 34 today. One step closer to the grave Happy Birthday
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Feb 9, 2018 06:46
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My worst kung fu instinct is to flip people over my soldier and dragon kicking them and then getting a fatality. It's a real big pain in the butt!
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Feb 9, 2018 06:49
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Sometimes i think it's the soul of one of the bronze men lurking behind me but it's just shadows and delusional fear. One day though I will redeem myself and bring Honor to my dojo.
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Feb 9, 2018 06:52
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mods change my name posted:My worst kung fu instinct is to flip people over my soldier and dragon kicking them and then getting a fatality. It's a real big pain in the butt! God this reminds me of living in the barracks when everyone was combat rolling from the bunks to the showers being like sorry lol old habit from basic
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Feb 9, 2018 07:28
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My new job doesn't start for another week or so, so obviously I'm still awake at three in the morning because I'm bored out of my mind. While aimlessly surfing the internet, I found photos of myself in basic. 
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Feb 9, 2018 09:45
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Diarrhea Elemental posted:Combination of habit plus it's never not funny spooking the poo poo out of people with how quiet you are. Yup. I taught myself to walk quiet af as a kid and it just kind of got ingrained. I'm constantly "sneaking" up on people and scaring the poo poo out of them at work and stuff because even in 100 year old buildings I walk softly enough to not make the floors creak. And yeah I've been told I look bouncy as gently caress walking down a hallway. Whatever.
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Feb 9, 2018 12:57
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Buncha fuckin ninjas itt smh
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Feb 9, 2018 13:07
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I walk like I have somewhere to be. It’s ingrained from the army because it was a sham tactic.
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Feb 9, 2018 13:07
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I've always walked real quiet, and every roommate I've ever had has threatened to put bells on all my belts. Apparently there's nothing like a 6'4" bearded man suddenly and silently appearing in your peripheral vision a foot away from you to freak the gently caress out of someone. And yeah, I've been told I walk "all weird" my entire life. Fuckin #nevertoobigtobetooquietcrew
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Feb 9, 2018 13:14
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boop the snoot posted:I walk like I have somewhere to be. It’s ingrained from the army because it was a sham tactic. Hopefully you had a clipboard or manilla folder with blank papers. That and having 'appointments' are what I learned with a sham shield.
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Feb 9, 2018 13:19
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I walk everywhere loudly recreating the Radetzky March and "Preussens Gloria" via mouth-trumpet, because lol quiet people
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Feb 9, 2018 13:29
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boop the snoot posted:I walk like I have somewhere to be. It’s ingrained from the army because it was a sham tactic. This will serve you well in corporate life. I do it all the time when I'm going for somewhere at work: Meeting? Walk fast and look determined. Lunch? Walk fast and look determined. Going to spend 15 minutes on the shitter? Walk fast and look determined. Greet people with a friendly wave and a look at your watch and you will be perceived as a go-getter no matter how much work you actually do.
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Feb 9, 2018 13:41
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Fake it till ya make it
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Feb 9, 2018 14:19
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NINJAS OR PIRATES WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE!? VOTE NOW BY TEXTING 42069
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Feb 9, 2018 15:51
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Fake it till ya make it Thinkgeek used to sell a fake coffee mug that would steam. I think it was USB powered. Looks like it's gone now.
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Feb 9, 2018 16:36
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Nice and hot piss posted:NINJAS OR PIRATES WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE!? VOTE NOW BY TEXTING 42069 shouting at my mom on the phone like gunny taught me
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Feb 9, 2018 18:02
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gently caress poo poo gently caress gently caress oval office rear end cardboard boxes and dicked up loving inventory goddamn worthless rear end software horseshit gently caress. I've been told to cut the salt from my language, so yeah. At this point, I loving hope a plane crashes into the warehouse over the weekend. And our inventory control software can die a thousand deaths by junkyard magnets. Thank gently caress it's friday.
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Feb 9, 2018 18:09
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boop the snoot posted:I walk like I have somewhere to be. It’s ingrained from the army because it was a sham tactic. That's a good one. Along with the extra hat and junk keys on the desk. I need to come up with a substitute for that.
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Feb 9, 2018 18:11
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:gently caress poo poo gently caress gently caress oval office rear end cardboard boxes and dicked up loving inventory goddamn worthless rear end software horseshit gently caress. That was the same negative mark I got on my review. Things get hectic and apparently I get animated and vulgar.
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Feb 9, 2018 18:28
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That’s me. Wife: “I don’t know what to make for dinner...” Me: ORGANIZE OUR FOOD INTO SQUADS BASED ON FOOD PYRAMID CATEGORY. Wife:”what?” Me: “WE WILL STAY HERE ALL GODDAMN DAY!” Wife:”the kitchen? Or the house?” Me:”you’re getting a counseling statement for this.”
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Feb 9, 2018 19:04
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I've toned down most of my harsher language but my no-bullshit attitude apparently is somewhat unique in my account. Apparently my 'yeah, we're not doing that' conversation with my client has spread around the higher ups in a positive way. I don't understand anything about this world, four years into it.
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Feb 9, 2018 19:22
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Soulex posted:That’s me. This is loving hilarious for some reason. And I work at a military contractor with a bunch of other crusty helicopter pilots/Crews so our language is pretty much exactly what it was on active duty. We did get spoken to at one of the meetings that we should tone it down a bit, it was bothering some of the civilians who work here. That lasted like an hour at best.
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Feb 9, 2018 19:22
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Vasudus posted:I've toned down most of my harsher language but my no-bullshit attitude apparently is somewhat unique in my account. Apparently my 'yeah, we're not doing that' conversation with my client has spread around the higher ups in a positive way. I got fussed at for being direct about the challenges my department faces in my most recent quarterly report. Turns out higher ups only want to hear the good news.
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Feb 9, 2018 20:06
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I got fussed at for being direct about the challenges my department faces in my most recent quarterly report. Turns out higher ups only want to hear the good news. I learned this in the Army. I went to an rear end chewing session and my first words were “I’m sorry, I made a mistake, how can I prove to you it won’t happen again?” And was chewed out harder for having a bad attitude. Someone once told me “commanders don’t want to hear excuses, just say ‘roger’ and go and fix it.’”
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Feb 9, 2018 20:22
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Also it seems like Altered Carbon was meant for Vin Diesel. loving seriously, like a producer went to the casting agent with a list of 1) must sound like Vin Diesel 2) must fight like Vin Diesel 3) Must look like Vin Diesel 4) Cheap! Got 3 out of 4.
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Feb 9, 2018 20:33
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I just finished Altered Carbon. It was pretty good.
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Feb 9, 2018 20:44
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Feb 9, 2018 21:16
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Please rename gip to katzenklavier shim.
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Feb 9, 2018 22:10
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kidsexchange.com
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Feb 9, 2018 22:12
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Today I received a work email that someone signed with “Yours Successfully.”
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Feb 9, 2018 22:14
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Oh, geez, I don't know if I should apply to join their club. What if I don't have enough sand?? Should I do it??
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Feb 9, 2018 22:15
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Soulex posted:Someone once told me “commanders don’t want to hear excuses, just say ‘roger’ and go and fix it.’” My direct supervisor is an army reserve officer. All of my sham tactics from the army would transfer well if I hated this job. I could thumb my rear end all day just saying I'm fixing the inventory. Instead I'm doing rolling counts and reorganizing. This place is a loving mess of cardboard and haphazardly placed poo poo and I'm getting tired of the confusion.
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Feb 9, 2018 22:21
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Today I received a work email that someone signed with “Yours Successfully.” I sign mine with "Martinez protect you,". 
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Feb 9, 2018 22:48
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Vin Diesel is a huge nerd and owns.
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Feb 9, 2018 22:54
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:Vin Diesel is a huge nerd and owns. Not debating this. Just saying it seems like a type cast role for him.
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Feb 9, 2018 23:06
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Hi, here is my annual reminder that you goons should apply or donate to Veterans to Farmers. They just announced classes for the year and have their application up. http://www.veteranstofarmers.org/contact-us/how-to-apply/
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Amy Schumer has a new movie coming out. Related, I wish Amy Schumer would go away. But if I have to see something about her pop up, so do you. Hence this post.
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