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Ouhei: Oct 23, 2008; Cat Army

chitoryu12 posted:

Oh no.

My fiancee, a high school teacher, slept with an 18 year old current student, how can I control my subsequent distrust?

How much of a complete sad sack of poo poo do you have to be to have your fiancee cheat on you with a student and you're wondering what you can do to rebuild the relationship?

Dump her gross rear end and laugh when she's arrested for doing this again in a year or two. (Also, maybe report her to the school because holy hell man).

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:12

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 06:15

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

You can tell a hidden mra by how often they bring up hypothetical scenarios where it�s ok to beat the poo poo out of women. They just bring it up.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:12

emptyspace: Oct 21, 2008

Ugly In The Morning posted:

If he�s 18, I don�t think the police can do much.

The school board and local paper, though....

OP says they're in Texas. It is against the law for a teacher to have sex with a student regardless of age here.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:14

Barudak: May 7, 2007

emptyspace posted:

OP says they're in Texas. It is against the law for a teacher to have sex with a student regardless of age here.

Well Ill go get the dragging truck

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:15

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Twist: the student is a wild boar!!!!!

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:16

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

In which case he�ll definitely squeal

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:16

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

emptyspace posted:

OP says they're in Texas. It is against the law for a teacher to have sex with a student regardless of age here.

He actually says they aren't in Texas, so it was legal. Just immoral.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:16

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Texas: the only land of law in the dark world of mankind

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:17

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

My favorite part is the teacher just left the lingerie laying around for the OP to find. If she really felt terrible about loving her student after it was over, she probably would have cleaned up evidence that reminded her of the event. Maybe Launder or chuck the lingerie, change the sheets, and contact a local shaman to get her spirit cleansed!

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:21

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

Texas: where that one transformers movie takes place and one of the characters whips out a card citing a statute that means its legal for him to have an underage girlfriend.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:22

TheScott2K: Oct 26, 2003; I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

If you're going to cheat don't do it at home, Jesus people

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:22

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Surprisingly, a search for "chest" didn't immediately bring up something about boobs.

My (28M) girlfriend (28F) of 3.5 years got her hair cut shorter (from her bellybutton to the bottom of her chest) and now she won't stop crying because she hates it. I can't take it anymore and it is getting to the point where I'm questioning our relationship.

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I'll (28M) start out by saying that I love my girlfriend (28F) no matter the length of her hair. I have had crushes and dated girls will both long hair and short hair in the past. My issue is not with the length of the hair, it is how she is acting now.

We have been together for 3.5 years now. We have been seriously talking about moving in together in 6 months because both of our current leases will be up at the same time. We have talked about the future and marriage and I know she feels the same way about me as I do her.

About a month ago my girlfriend told me that the next day she was going to get a haircut. Since I have known her, her hair has been down to her bellybutton and is one single length. She loves her long hair. As I said above, hair length is not an issue for me so whatever she does with it is fine by me and she knows this. She said it was time for a change. She got it cut from her bellybutton to the bottom of her breasts, still all one length.

The issue is that she hates it. She does not like the shorter length. I don't even understand why because in the entire time I have known her and in all the photos I have seen of her dating back 10 years to when she was 18 her hair is up in a bun or some kind of updo besides a ponytail 99 percent of the time. Even with the shorter length she can still do her hair the exact same way and it looks the exact same. She admits the styles are the exact same and not any different to do.

Ever since she got the cut she will not stop crying. She goes on and on and on about how much she hates her "short hair" even though he hair is longer than anyone I know. She wears it up so much that no one know she cut her hair unless she tells them. She says she regrets deciding to cut it. She doesn't dye it or anything so there was no damage or reason for her to cut it other than that she wanted to.

I have been with her for 3.5 years and known her/her family for even longer than this and she has never acted irrational like this before. There is nothing else going on that would upset her. She doesn't have any recent or past trauma. No deaths or illnesses in the family, her job is stable and she likes it, she has no debt, she hasn't had any fights or problems with people in her life. She isn't on any kind of birth control or other medication that would explain a change in moods. Other than the odd single glass of wine at some social occasions she doesn't drink. She doesn't use illegal or legal drugs and is not taking any medication, over the counter or prescribed. She has no mental health issues and no history in her family. She is still eating, isn't talking about death or anything like that and she still goes to work and out with her friends and family. Her hygiene is fine. She is still social and isn't hiding away. Other than the crying all the time she is acting normal. She's had her annual physical in the time since she cut it and everything came back normal and her bloodwork and all that was fine. She has been well-adjusted the entire time I have known her even before we were dating.

I have no idea why is so upset. No matter what I say or do she cries. She cries and is upset multiple times a day, every day. She keeps talking about how much she hates her "short hair." I don't want to sound like a jerk but I am tired of her crying all time. No matter what I say or do, she cries and complains. Sometimes she will get sad that I did not stop her from getting her hair cut. I don't think it is my place to stop her from changing something on her body and before this hair incident she never would say anything like this to me.

Her family and friends are miffed by the crying and complaining too. I am getting sick of it. I have known people who have cried over someone's death less than this. It has gotten to the point where I don't even want to be around her and all thoughts of living with her or proposing to her when we move in together are out the window. Now every time I see a call or text from her when we are not together I get a knot in my stomach because I know it will be about the hair. We can't even go out because she cries in public. I was embarassed when we out to dinner last time because she cried at one point during the meal and complained the whole time about her "short hair".

I don't know what to do anymore. I'm hoping someone here has some advice or words of wisdom for me. I never would have thought hair would cause this much of an issue in our relationship. I have tried talking to her about it and she just goes back to the complaining and crying and blame. Same with her family and friends. No one wants to be around her. Her family and friends are confused and sick of it. I am sick of the crying, hearing about her hair and being blamed for not stopping her like this whole thing is my fault.

Thanks for reading if you got this far. I appreciate it.

tl;dr: My girlfriend got her hair cut from her bellybutton to the bottom of her breasts. No reason other than she wanted too. It's been a month and she cries constantly and complains about her "short hair". She also blames me for not stopping her. I'm sick of the crying and complaining and blame and it's caused a huge strain on our relationship. My girlfriend doesn't seem to care because she keeps going back to the crying/blame/complaining.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:24

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

chitoryu12 posted:

Surprisingly, a search for "chest" didn't immediately bring up something about boobs.

My (28M) girlfriend (28F) of 3.5 years got her hair cut shorter (from her bellybutton to the bottom of her chest) and now she won't stop crying because she hates it. I can't take it anymore and it is getting to the point where I'm questioning our relationship.

quote:
There is nothing else going on that would upset her.

There is something else going on that has upset her.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:27

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Someone in the comments has BPD and suggested that she may also have it and uses cutting her hair as a form of self-punishment or taking control over herself when in an altered mental state.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:28

girl pants: Sep 21, 2006; I feel a great disturbance in my pants

chitoryu12 posted:

Surprisingly, a search for "chest" didn't immediately bring up something about boobs.

My (28M) girlfriend (28F) of 3.5 years got her hair cut shorter (from her bellybutton to the bottom of her chest) and now she won't stop crying because she hates it. I can't take it anymore and it is getting to the point where I'm questioning our relationship.

Women with really long hair are crazy

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:30

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

My (33f) ex husband (37m) divorced 3 years, married 11, has my face tattooed on his chest. I would like him to get it covered but he refuses since it's his body. Is there anything I can do about this?

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Those of you who follow the front page will note there was a sort of a similar story today. No I am not any of the people from that post however it did remind me that I have this long standing issue out there that most of the time I don't think about, but when I do it drives me f-ing crazy.

Basically, I married my ex way too young and we had an 11 year disaster of a marriage that included substance abuse on both our parts, emotional abuse on both our parts and physical abuse by him. I got clean when I was 30 and since he refused to and I realized I'd be dead by the time I was 35 if I stayed with him I had to leave.

We still have a family connection..my sister is married to his brother in law and we live in a smallish town so we still see each other more than I would like. I have managed to move on, he still says that we are soul mates and somehow we'll be together.

The thing that drive me insane is right after we were married he got a tattoo of my face on his chest. Even as a super high, EDM and MDMA addicted 19 year old I hated it. I mean HATED it but since we were married I didn't make too big of deal out it.

But when we got divorced, I offered every concession (granted which wasn't much, we didn't have anything) in order to get him to cover the tattoo. He refused. This really bothers me but again I figured there's nothing I can do. But in the last 3 years he's posted maybe 100ish pictures of himself shirtless on facebook or instagram and what invariably happens is someone will see it then see me, text me, FB message me and say one of two things "He still has that tattoo?" or "I'm so glad/dissapointed you guys are back together."

I haven't had any sort of discussion with him about it for 3ish months when he posted lots of shirtless pictures over the summer but seeing that post on the front page brought this all back. I think he uses it as a way to keep me in touch with him because he knows it annoys me. I've offered to pay for it to be covered up but he always tells me "It's my body, i can do whatever I want with it."

So basically, what can I do about this?

tl;dr: ex husband has my face tattooed on his chest and I want him to get it covered. He won't, what can I do about it?

edit: I guess this is flaired as breakups? not sure.

Tattooing your ex's face on your chest to own the libs.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:31

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Super long hair women are almost always horse women. The bad horse women. Beware!

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:31

girl pants: Sep 21, 2006; I feel a great disturbance in my pants

Pick posted:

Super long hair women are almost always horse women. The bad horse women. Beware!

^^^ this or they're homeschooled

Or BOTH

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:31

Clark Nova: Jul 18, 2004

chitoryu12 posted:

Surprisingly, a search for "chest" didn't immediately bring up something about boobs.

My (28M) girlfriend (28F) of 3.5 years got her hair cut shorter (from her bellybutton to the bottom of her chest) and now she won't stop crying because she hates it. I can't take it anymore and it is getting to the point where I'm questioning our relationship.

She doesn't have any recent or past trauma. No deaths or illnesses in the family, her job is stable and she likes it, she has no debt, she hasn't had any fights or problems with people in her life. She isn't on any kind of birth control or other medication that would explain a change in moods. Other than the odd single glass of wine at some social occasions she doesn't drink. She doesn't use illegal or legal drugs and is not taking any medication, over the counter or prescribed. She has no mental health issues and no history in her family. She is still eating, isn't talking about death or anything like that and she still goes to work and out with her friends and family.

Well, here�s your problem - she�s a real boring motherfucker and that haircut is the only notable thing that has ever happened to her

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:32

Capri Sun Tzu: Oct 24, 2017; by Reene

chitoryu12 posted:

My (33f) ex husband (37m) divorced 3 years, married 11, has my face tattooed on his chest. I would like him to get it covered but he refuses since it's his body. Is there anything I can do about this?

Tattooing your ex's face on your chest to own the libs.

Obvious solution, she should have plastic surgery to change her face

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:32

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

When I get my hair cut (rarely since I wear a bun usually) I almost always start off with �ct off what you need to. It�s only this long because I�m lazy and have it up all the time. I promise I don�t really care and so t yell at u�

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:34

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Owned by your mom's giant tits.

Mom's (42) chest is embarrassing in front of my (18m) friends. What should I say?

quote:

A little background, my mom had a very early mid-life crisis about 6 years ago when she decided to get breast implants. She was still with my dad then and he wasn't too up for the idea like I wasn't either. But my dad caved in once he realized how serious my mom was about getting them and they could easily afford them anyway so money wasn't the issue.

I was still against it even though I knew it would make my mom happy but as selfish as this sounds, I didn't want to be the guy whose mom had huge pornstar boobs. I never told her that and she did it anyway going up to 36DD. That's bigger than a lot of pornstars out there so you can imagine how much attention she gets. For the past 5 years, it was tough being around her with men and women gawking at her chest especially with my friends around. But being that my high school friends weren't that forward with women and my dad (pretty intimidating) still being married to my mom, it was ok to deal with for the most part.

Since a year ago, my mom and dad divorced and I just got into college this year. So now my mom is available and my friends are hornier and more forward. No matter what my mom wears, her chest always looks pornstarish big and her nipples are always showing through her clothes, bra or no bra. It gets really frustrating now and days when we're in public and people's eyes are glued to her chest. I've seen other women compliment her which was weird and unexpected.

My problem is when my friends are around her and they can't seem to take their eyes of her chest most of the time. I know a lot of people will say that they're just immature guys but her boobs are right there in their face and I understand that any guy would stare. And the fact that those guys stare at my mom's chest grossing me out makes it that much worse.

I want to tell her what I'm thinking and feel about the situation but feel embarrassed. I don't know if I'm in the right place to ask her to find a way to cover her stuff up. I'm sure other kids have been in my place too but I feel like I'm the only one out in public with a mom whose boobs and nipples are there to admire. I don't want to hurt her, which I think my telling her will probably do but I can't take anymore of the gawking. Plus, she's single now and it's only a matter of time when a guy I know tries to hit on her and I have to hit him in return which I don't want to do. Anyone have to deal with something similar?

TL;DR - Mom's chest is attracting too much attention with my friends. It bothers me and I don't know how to bring it up to her.

This kid clearly doesn't watch much porn.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:35

girl pants: Sep 21, 2006; I feel a great disturbance in my pants

drug her then shave her head while she's out

no more hair, no more problem

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:35

Barudak: May 7, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

Mom's (42) chest is embarrassing in front of my (18m) friends. What should I say?

Microwave, is that you?

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:37

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

loquacius posted:

I've sat in on Catholic services and you guys have prayers which are literally just Jewish prayers translated into English

We used the Jewish Wikipedia to do our Catholic Book Report.

emptyspace posted:

OP says they're in Texas. It is against the law for a teacher to have sex with a student regardless of age here.

Pick posted:

Texas: the only land of law in the dark world of mankind

We've, uhh, had a few problems with it recently.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:45

Capri Sun Tzu: Oct 24, 2017; by Reene

loquacius posted:

Another way in which Catholicism is the most Jewish type of Christianity

I've sat in on Catholic services and you guys have prayers which are literally just Jewish prayers translated into English

You do realize that this is the majority of the bible, right

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:51

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

You do realize that this is the majority of the bible, right

Most prayers aren't Bible passages, though

Like, Catholics have this prayer called "Sanctus" which is an English translation of a Latin translation of a Hebrew prayer I used to hear in temple all the time back when my parents made me go

Kadosh kadosh kadosh -> sanctus sanctus sanctus -> holy holy holy

Protestants use a badly-translated version of the "Old Testament" as well but they don't just crib our prayers AFAIK

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:57

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

A teen suddenly finds himself in over his head.

I [15M] was in bed with my girlfriend [16F] she burned my chest with her cigarette. My sisters are going to freak the hell out

quote:

Sunday night I was lying in bed with my girlfriend and I was half falling asleep. I was in her bed in her room so she normally smokes in there. I felt her burn my chest with her cigarette. I screamed and yelled what the hell at her. She told me she likes to be kinky and she's sorry. Dude listen, I'm fully aware my second head was thinking for me. The one upstairs was on vacation. She made it up to me.

The problem is I think the burn is infected. I live with my sister (Kate) and her husband. Kate has a twin Hannah.I have another sister Meg (24F twins and 20F] they're going to freak and I'm a terrible lair. What do I do, help please! They and they're friends are going to make me break up with her.

tl;dr: girlfriend burned me and my sisters are going to freak.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:58

Barudak: May 7, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

A teen suddenly finds himself in over his head.

I [15M] was in bed with my girlfriend [16F] she burned my chest with her cigarette. My sisters are going to freak the hell out

This is gonna be an incredible obituary.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 20:59

MF_James: May 8, 2008; I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

loquacius posted:

Most prayers aren't Bible passages, though

Like, Catholics have this prayer called "Sanctus" which is an English translation of a Latin translation of a Hebrew prayer I used to hear in temple all the time back when my parents made me go

Kadosh kadosh kadosh -> sanctus sanctus sanctus -> holy holy holy

Protestants use a badly-translated version of the "Old Testament" as well but they don't just crib our prayers AFAIK

That is considered a hymn by catholics btw

# ? Feb 9, 2018 21:00

Capri Sun Tzu: Oct 24, 2017; by Reene

loquacius posted:

Protestants use a badly-translated version of the "Old Testament" as well but they don't just crib our prayers AFAIK

Oh heck yes they do. Also bible scholars of all stripes will learn Hebrew to study the "scrips" as I like to call 'em

# ? Feb 9, 2018 21:00

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Catholic ritual is the good poo poo they got the holy feeling locked down and PIIIPE ORGANSSS!!! So much better than that crappy megachurch guitar poo poo. The guitar never hits that one note that instantly makes you feel guilty about the bad stuff you�ve done. It�s the �bwooooooooooom� one.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 21:01

Capri Sun Tzu: Oct 24, 2017; by Reene

Pick posted:

Catholic ritual is the good poo poo

Not Catholic but :agreed:

# ? Feb 9, 2018 21:03

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

chitoryu12 posted:

A teen suddenly finds himself in over his head.

I [15M] was in bed with my girlfriend [16F] she burned my chest with her cigarette. My sisters are going to freak the hell out

In a very special episode of r/relationships, these teens learn an important lesson about consent

MF_James posted:

That is considered a hymn by catholics btw

Is that like a super-special prayer or something? I thought a hymn was just a generic term for a prayer with a tune

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

Oh heck yes they do. Also bible scholars of all stripes will learn Hebrew to study the "scrips" as I like to call 'em

I thought Protestants made a point of never saying anything that somebody said in Latin once, are you telling me they stole our holyholyholy chant too :mad:

Do they do the standing-on-tippy-toes-every-time-you-say-"holy" thing as well? I don't think Catholics do that part

# ? Feb 9, 2018 21:05

Clark Nova: Jul 18, 2004

lol Catholic Pavlovian conditioning to make you feel guilt and shame on command

# ? Feb 9, 2018 21:05

Capri Sun Tzu: Oct 24, 2017; by Reene

loquacius posted:

I thought Protestants made a point of never saying anything that somebody said in Latin once, are you telling me they stole our holyholyholy chant too

Do they do the standing-on-tippy-toes-every-time-you-say-"holy" thing as well? I don't think Catholics do that part

No and no. Protestantism is hard to classify because unlike Catholics there is no ecclesiastical top dog like the Pope, just a bunch of separate denominations with (usually) mildly different beliefs.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 21:08

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

Here is an anecdote to tie two of the current discussion points together. When I was in highschool one of my teachers lost her job and torpedoed her marriage by having an affair with a student. There are some twists on the usual story though. She was a woman in her late fifties teaching at a catholic school. Her affair was with a 15 year old girl, who was a friend of her daughter (who was also a student at the same school). I was told that neither daughter or husband were forgiving so it was a brutal divorce, but everyone involved disappeared from the school all at once so it's hard to confirm. About a year later I saw her in town and she had transformed from a buttoned down catholic lady into a stereotype of a lesbian; literally combat boots, flannel shirt, shaved head, and heavy tattoos. Good for her on accepting herself, I guess, except for the family destroying pedophilic affair part.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 21:08

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

No and no. Protestantism is hard to classify because unlike Catholics there is no ecclesiastical top dog like the Pope, just a bunch of separate denominations with (usually) mildly different beliefs.

What Jewish prayers are you saying got cribbed then, I'm still assuming you had a reason to say that

Moon Atari posted:

Here is an anecdote to tie two of the current discussion points together. When I was in highschool one of my teachers lost her job and torpedoed her marriage by having an affair with a student. There are some twists on the usual story though. She was a woman in her late fifties teaching at a catholic school. Her affair was with a 15 year old girl, who was a friend of her daughter (who was also a student at the same school). I was told that neither daughter or husband were forgiving so it was a brutal divorce, but everyone involved disappeared from the school all at once so it's hard to confirm. About a year later I saw her in town and she had transformed from a buttoned down catholic lady into a stereotype of a lesbian; literally combat boots, flannel shirt, shaved head, and heavy tattoos. Good for her on accepting herself, I guess, except for the family destroying pedophilic affair part.

Honestly someone in her 50s doing all the punk-butch poo poo sounds kinda tryhard

The heavy-religion stuff kept her from being able to go through that phase in her teens or twenties as appropriate, I guess

# ? Feb 9, 2018 21:11

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Me [30F] with my fianc� 31M 10 years, doesn't seem to care that I'm having chest discomfort and numbness in my arm.

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Yesterday my chest was feeling weird, not severe pain but not right either. Sort of like someone is squishing something in my chest on the left side. Uncomfortable, and my left arm felt numb on and off. I kept mentioning it to my partner and he didn't really regard it other than saying "you dying?" as a partial joke.

I assumed I was just stressing and I'd be okay.

I woke up in the night feeling the same, clearly I'm okay but it doesn't feel good. I had a bit of a moment where I.broke out in a sweat, breathing went weird, discomfort and a really numb hand and am so I woke him up. I never do this. "I feel weird."

He wakes up and I say, "you woke me up and now I feel weird. My arms really numb, chest feels weird." he says "I woke up? Nahhh, I was asleep this whole time until now." (he sat up randomly, I woke up and asked if he was ok and then suddenly I felt weird myself) be picks up his phone, checks a few things and then rolls over, going back to sleep. I cling to him, spooning him to get some comfort and he goes back to sleep.

Tl;dr partner didn't care about my heart symptoms and or panic attack. Am I expecting too much? I'm wide awake at 4am with a numb arm. Feeling weird. He seems fine with it though. It may either be anxiety, or severe symptoms of anaemia I sometimes get, but none the less it's unusual for my arm to go numb or me to wake him up in a panic.

Edit: I woke up and told him my arm is getting worse and I'm sweating. He told me to put a jumper on.

This woman is going to die of a heart attack while asking Reddit whether or not she should bother her husband about it. Almost every comment is some variation on "GO TO THE HOSPITAL", and then there's this:

quote:

If you are more concerned about what reddit thinks of your bf when you aren't feeling well (allegedly) instead of taking the steps to rectify the situation then this probably isn't an emergency. More than likely you pull this bullshit with your bf all the time and he's just not playing your game. Stop being a child.

# ? Feb 9, 2018 21:21

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 06:15

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

Me: *half of my face melts and my words begin slurring*
Him: Put a sweater on maybe?

# ? Feb 9, 2018 21:27

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