Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

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Dave Grool: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Modus Pwnens posted:

Isn't electrocuting dead frogs a fairly common school experiment?

Yeah, and why is it okay for a surgeon to cut somebody open but when I do it everybody freaks out?

# ? Feb 10, 2018 20:44

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# ? May 14, 2024 19:03

Modus Pwnens: Dec 29, 2004

TotalLossBrain posted:

I just found out that Logan Paul's monthly YouTube ad revenue was about 1 Million USD and now I'd like to off myself over my obviously terrible and wasteful career choices.

gently caress.

Now look at what YouTube makes by encouraging all this stupid poo poo.

Edit so I'm not making another stupid post: This guy sucks but it's just a distraction from YouTube being poison as a whole.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 20:46

H2SO4: Sep 11, 2001; put your money in a log cabin; Buglord

TotalLossBrain posted:

I just found out that Logan Paul's monthly YouTube ad revenue was about 1 Million USD and now I'd like to off myself

I have a great idea for a youtube video, hit me up

# ? Feb 10, 2018 20:46

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

chitoryu12 posted:

Nice, didn't notice the bench before.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 20:49

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Modus Pwnens posted:

Isn't electrocuting dead frogs a fairly common school experiment?

Also, that is to teach kids about galvanic response and the nervous system being electrical in nature, not "HURR HURR HURR FUNNAY! (Please like and subscribe and join my Patreon!)" so a little difference there.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 20:49

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

Modus Pwnens posted:

Edit so I'm not making another stupid post: This guy sucks but it's just a distraction from YouTube being poison as a whole.

He's being reported on again because YouTube is, once again, allegedly cracking down on this kind of poo poo as a whole.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 20:56

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

# ? Feb 10, 2018 21:55

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

That rat was a vicious criminal and was sentenced by a judge, it's completely different. :colbert:

# ? Feb 10, 2018 22:00

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Samuringa posted:

That rat was a vicious criminal and was sentenced by a judge, it's completely different.

After nineteen years on death row, DNA evidence exonerated the rat. He was released after another five years of appeals and legal wrangling.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 22:14

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Feb 10, 2018 22:16

Trauma Dog 3000: Aug 30, 2017; by SA Support Robot

Powered Descent posted:

After nineteen years on death row, DNA evidence exonerated the rat. He was released after another five years of appeals and legal wrangling.

while I of course feel deeply sorry for what the rat went through, we must remember that this kind of false conviction is exceedingly rare. bringing it up really just makes you look like a rat.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 22:17

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

The main thing to remember is that the conviction was the result of an oppressive capitalist system that actively seeks to imprison rats for profit, and to protect the ruling classes from political activism.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 22:22

Trauma Dog 3000: Aug 30, 2017; by SA Support Robot

doverhog posted:

The main thing to remember is that the conviction was the result of an oppressive capitalist system that actively seeks to imprison rats for profit, and to protect the ruling classes from political activism.

Agreed. Also, rats don't have a right to due process. Due process is a pro-rat, anti human system. So what if a few 'innocent' rats go down

# ? Feb 10, 2018 22:25

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Speaking of the Pauls, Jake and/or Logan Paul may end up trying to fight an amateur boxer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLk2RanqrqA

# ? Feb 10, 2018 22:28

Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Say Nothing posted:

drat kid. Lift with your legs.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 22:37

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

chitoryu12 posted:

Speaking of the Pauls, Jake and/or Logan Paul may end up trying to fight an amateur boxer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLk2RanqrqA

Lowtax V. Bowle 2: Electric Rataloo

# ? Feb 10, 2018 22:48

Professor of Cats: Mar 22, 2009

chitoryu12 posted:

Speaking of the Pauls, Jake and/or Logan Paul may end up trying to fight an amateur boxer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLk2RanqrqA

I'm a petty dumb internet person; I lust over watching any of the Paul's getting their face punched in. Including the dad. Goddamn.

# ? Feb 10, 2018 23:37

Mu Zeta: Oct 17, 2002; Me crush ass to dust

# ? Feb 10, 2018 23:49

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

That's actually an ad for parkour classes

# ? Feb 10, 2018 23:53

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

EDIT: Wrong thread

# ? Feb 11, 2018 00:40

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

That�s very unnerving.

# ? Feb 11, 2018 00:41

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://i.imgur.com/TqJSbLA.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/zTfPayD.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/AIOjgOJ.mp4

# ? Feb 11, 2018 01:11

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

ahahahahaha oh man the look of that cook

# ? Feb 11, 2018 01:20

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Great job, you've thinned my brown sauce!

# ? Feb 11, 2018 01:24

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

"LEAVE LOGNA PAUL ALONE !!! *tears abloo bloo bloo*" -sa poster

actually gently caress that guy and I lol at his demise.

# ? Feb 11, 2018 01:31

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Modus Pwnens posted:

Isn't electrocuting dead frogs a fairly common school experiment?

No? The gently caress kind of school did you go to, the Addams Family University?

E: actually I take that back, the Addamses were awesome and a school run by them would thus also be awesome, objection withdrawn.

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# ? Feb 11, 2018 01:41

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

I don�t think it�s super common, but I�ve definitely heard of students or demonstrators repeating the semi-famous experiment. Might be a generational thing.

# ? Feb 11, 2018 01:45

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

Randaconda posted:

oh so thats why cooking is usually done in the kitchen

# ? Feb 11, 2018 01:49

darkwasthenight: Jan 7, 2011; GENE TRAITOR

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/TqJSbLA.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/zTfPayD.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/AIOjgOJ.mp4

There's a man doing a lot of very quick calculations about how many pay checks he can afford to miss while drafting his CV.

# ? Feb 11, 2018 02:05

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

darkwasthenight posted:

There's a man doing a lot of very quick calculations about how many pay checks he can afford to miss while drafting his CV.

"while some would say I'm an odd fellow, no one will deny I steam a good ham."

# ? Feb 11, 2018 02:13

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

"Better slap this meat back on the bone and light the restaurant on fire."

# ? Feb 11, 2018 02:15

PetraCore: Jul 20, 2017; 👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

darkwasthenight posted:

There's a man doing a lot of very quick calculations about how many pay checks he can afford to miss while drafting his CV.

I love how the other staff just quickly pull out umbrellas. It almost seems liked a pre-planned test of the sprinkler system or something.

# ? Feb 11, 2018 02:17

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

"LEAVE LOGNA PAUL ALONE !!! *tears abloo bloo bloo*" -sa poster

actually gently caress that guy and I lol at his demise.

He should have been perma banned the second he posted a video of himself telling jokes in front of a dangling corpse of a suicide

# ? Feb 11, 2018 02:35

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Azhais posted:

He should have been perma banned the second he posted a video of himself telling jokes in front of a dangling corpse of a suicide

Is he white? Are people making a fuss? - Mulligan.

# ? Feb 11, 2018 03:31

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

MariusLecter posted:

Is he white? Are people making a fuss? - Mulligan.

lmao seriously

# ? Feb 11, 2018 03:48

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

chitoryu12 posted:

No no, I got the joke (I grew up watching Looney Toons and Hanna-Barbera). But the post I quoted has a different picture than the original post.

Samuringa posted:

Then you didn't get the joke.

Right, so first Say Nothing posted this

Say Nothing posted:

Then Samovar came in with the 1950s cartoon gags:

Samovar posted:

When welcoming your rag-time gal goes horribly wrong.

I'm assuming referring to the one biker with his leg stuck up in the air like the exaggerated high-kick dance the frog does. Then me, a cool and good poster, quoted Samovar but replaced Say Nothing's image of a bike race pile up with one of a 'normal' race. I'm not trying to gaslight anybody, but I'm like 4 levels deep into the joke at this point and there's no stopping now :shepicide:

The schadenfreude is that I'm just ripping off an actual funny person who pulled a similar gag in the Funny Pictures thread like 2 years ago. Could have sworn I saved a screenshot of the post but I can't find it.

# ? Feb 11, 2018 03:55