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Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
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:backtowork:
The driver is also an rear end in a top hat who, while people were screaming for help from inside the bus that he just overturned, first made sure to message his buddies on the driver WhatsApp group that he was going to be famous tomorrow. There's shock and then there's shock, I guess.

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Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Imperialist Dog posted:

The driver is also an rear end in a top hat who, while people were screaming for help from inside the bus that he just overturned, first made sure to message his buddies on the driver WhatsApp group that he was going to be famous tomorrow. There's shock and then there's shock, I guess.
This is the weirdest way to snipe a page. I have no idea what is going on.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


underage at the vape shop posted:

Nah poo poo flying round earth is a pretty big issue

In low Earth orbit yes. That's a limited amount of space. The Tesla is in a heliocentric orbit that intercepts Earth and Mars, so there is, in scientific terms, a poo poo Ton of Space there and thus no issue.

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012
If it hits either it will be a rad streak in the atmosphere and burn up before doing any damage, very metal

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Bajaj posted:

This is the weirdest way to snipe a page. I have no idea what is going on.

Imperialist Dog posted:

Welp another accident on one of Hong Kong's most dangerous roads. What I've heard it's the bus was full of people who had been coming back from the racetrack, had lost their money, and were angry at the driver for being like ten minutes late, so decided to yell at and insult the driver.

https://twitter.com/b3108/status/962281015740841985

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
that space ex launch with the roadster just reminds me of the opening to the movie heavy metal

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Chaoshan Girl saw a gif of a cat's balls and this is how she responded:

quote:

That stupid cat
I want to kick his rear end
I want to kick his butt with my feet
Because of the butt is cute
Come on . I am not angry


Sometimes when I waking on the street
And the hairy dog are walking so girly .
I really want to kick .
But I can't . That's not my dog
They shake their butt
Like the most sexy women in the world

Hahah . I never kick them.

LOL. Everyone point fingers at each other immediately.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
CG wants to kick cats and dogs because... they're too sexy??

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Well, why do you kick cats and dogs?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
In other “dumb naming poo poo” news, an Italian company either hosed up or is trolling hard; they didn’t just list Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Macau as countries, they put China’s name down as “Republic of China”.

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

ladron posted:

kinda true tho

True in a way but “every Korean will tell you” loving lol

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Pirate Radar posted:

In other “dumb naming poo poo” news, an Italian company either hosed up or is trolling hard; they didn’t just list Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Macau as countries, they put China’s name down as “Republic of China”.

“<IpAddressCountry IS PRC [People’s]> Republic Of China”

E:I guess you’d want it to display as “China” and have the rest as a tooltip.

Beefeater1980 fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Feb 12, 2018

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pirate Radar posted:

In other “dumb naming poo poo” news, an Italian company either hosed up or is trolling hard; they didn’t just list Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Macau as countries, they put China’s name down as “Republic of China”.

:gizz::gizz::gizz::gizz:

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Just found out that my yearly 2 week business trip to Taiwan / Hong Kong will be in July instead of March. Not sure what the hell our travel guys are thinking, but I'm guessing they don't give a poo poo because they won't be there.

At least I only have to wear a 2 piece suit.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Interplanetary place has been a part of China for over 5000 years.

sorry bucko, tian xia is "everything under the heavens"

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
Just heard an announcer on the Olympics say, "And representing Chinese Taipei...she's the first athlete from Taiwan to compete!"

And then the other commentator made a drat good point of saying, "Chinese Taipei," every other time they mentioned her nationality.

(I keep thinking they're calling her, "Chinese Type-A.")

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Just heard an announcer on the Olympics say, "And representing Chinese Taipei...she's the first athlete from Taiwan to compete!"

And then the other commentator made a drat good point of saying, "Chinese Taipei," every other time they mentioned her nationality.

(I keep thinking they're calling her, "Chinese Type-A.")

this is both technically correct while still going to piss off the mainland chinese

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
Why is China allowed to enter two Olympic teams while every other country is only allowed to enter one team?

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

MetaJew posted:

Why is China allowed to enter two Olympic teams while every other country is only allowed to enter one team?

Puerto Rico has a seperate team this year, actually.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


How about "Olympic Athletes from Taiwan" like the Russian participants are doing?

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

P-Mack posted:

Puerto Rico has a seperate team this year, actually.

Whoops! Just remembered that!

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
boar big


big boar boi

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

P-Mack posted:

Puerto Rico has a seperate team this year, actually.

We don't insist on referring to them as American Puerto Rico though

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Devils Affricate posted:

We don't insist on referring to them as American Puerto Rico though


No Republican, ever posted:

But Puerto Rico is part of America.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

bring back old gbs posted:

boar big


big boar boi

That boar could slaughter an entire village while they flailed at it with sticks.

ntan1
Apr 29, 2009

sempai noticed me

peanut posted:

How about "Olympic Athletes from Taiwan" like the Russian participants are doing?

or how about Taiwan?

:3

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Devils Affricate posted:

We don't insist on referring to them as American Puerto Rico though

american samoa

us virgin islands

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

bring back old gbs posted:

boar big


big boar boi

In awe of the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Cry Havoc posted:

american samoa

us virgin islands

Sure but they call themselves that too. And if they didn't, nobody stateside would care.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!


Discuss posted:

If we're being honest the only reason Russia is a superpower is their military- china is now an economic superpower, as well as having a large and well funded military.



MetaJew fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Feb 13, 2018

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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bring back old gbs posted:

boar big


big boar boi

next-gen ganon lookin good

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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they get all their information from the economist hth

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Cry Havoc posted:

american samoa

us virgin islands

But that’s to distinguish them from the independent country of Samoa and the British Virgin Islands. There’s no Dutch Taipei or Japanese Taipei (any more :geert::japan:)

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

how do u move that army when no other superpower is building colossal troop carriers? who do you steal the plans from?

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
the future / aliens duh

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Holy poo poo, piss!

https://imgur.com/gallery/1bW0M5n

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Unconfirmed, but someone probably dies in this video btw

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
You can see the guy stop and get out and run, insane

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Pirate Radar posted:

Unconfirmed, but someone probably dies in this video btw

They showed it on the morning news here in Japan, so I think this is one of those miraculous no-one-got-hurt disasters.

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Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

No one died, 8 people with some injuries though.

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