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meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Vote for name change to Cold Dick Luke. :rip:

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MikeyTsi
Jan 11, 2009

COOL DICK LUKE posted:

That was the AMX, and I was smoking while I did it

AND GUESS WHERE THAT loving GAS IS NOW.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
WHAT happened are you home now?

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos
Viking chanting increases

briefcasefullof
Sep 25, 2004
[This Space for Rent]

Crunchy Black posted:

Viking chanting increases

https://youtu.be/QRg_8NNPTD8

Tremek
Jun 10, 2005

He probably has the norovirus-like illness my family had last weekend. If that’s the case it will run its course in less than 24 hours. I took him some Gatorade, saltines, and removed the electric element from an indoor electric fireplace we have and took it out to him, so hopefully even though he feels like death he may yet survive in spite of it all.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

Tremek posted:

He probably has the norovirus-like illness my family had last weekend. If that’s the case it will run its course in less than 24 hours. I took him some Gatorade, saltines, and removed the electric element from an indoor electric fireplace we have and took it out to him, so hopefully even though he feels like death he may yet survive in spite of it all.

Wow, hope he gets better soon. You are a good man Tremek

Dr Rocksalt
Oct 21, 2004

Which subdivision of Denver are Tremek and Dick in right? I'm in Arvada, work in Boulder, and would always be down for gut demolishing food or beers.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

shoncook posted:

Which subdivision of Denver are Tremek and Dick in right? I'm in Arvada, work in Boulder, and would always be down for gut demolishing food or beers.

Well it sounds like right now old 14 is gut demolishing himself so you may want a rain check, probably best to message Dave a goon got him Plat a while back

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
does that camper have its own shitter or what,

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Don Dongington posted:

does that camper have its own shitter or what,

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
So this is an after-action report of today:





everdave
Nov 14, 2005

Dannywilson posted:

So this is an after-action report of today:







Y’all pray for dave and Tremek and his family

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
If you give Dave the norovirus, he is gonna wanna vomit party too.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

14" Cousin Eddie posted:

Swiny low
seeet jariot

:hmbol:

Tremek
Jun 10, 2005

We were sick Friday 2/9 and Saturday 2/10 - the day Dave showed up - and I made a pointed effort to quarantine us to try not to get him sick. He came back with the trailer the next day (Sunday) and by that point we were mostly alive.

I guess whatever virus this is, takes a week to bake, but is fast-moving and resilient. I Lysol'd the hell out of the door handles last night just in case, but watch us all get sick again...

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

COOL DICK LUKE posted:

Yo whoever sent me that 0 degree bag in Nebraska you loving own hard, dipped down to 9° last night and the propane ran out around 2am, everything inside the trailer froze solid but I woke up warm and comfy as long as I didnt make the foolish attempt to leave the sanctuary of the bag lol

Glad you're getting good use out of it!

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
So weak

Need sustenance

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Must.....Have......Nacho Fries

I'm the Live Mas sign

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Dude i made it down to the grocery store like a half hour ago and im still sitting here

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

You're clearly not Living Mas

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Im not entirely sure im living

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
If you find a KFC A and W you can get gravy fries.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

rice, applesauce, ginger ale, and saltines


are things mere mortals would eat when recovering from vomitarrhea, but not our immortan, no

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Leperflesh posted:

rice, applesauce, ginger ale, and saltines


are things mere mortals would eat when recovering from vomitarrhea, but not our immortan, no

He consumes the things that give us mere mortals vomitarrhea. Suffering gives him strength.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Elephanthead posted:

If you find a KFC A and W you can get gravy fries.

Taco Bell has Nach fries now, it has some sort of flavoring on them too, tastes awesome even without the included Nacho sauce.

MullardEL34
Sep 30, 2008

Basking in the cathode glow

CommieGIR posted:

Taco Bell has Nach fries now, it has some sort of flavoring on them too, tastes awesome even without the included Nacho sauce.

It’s like taco meat seasoning dust with crack in it. It rules.

Alighieri
Dec 10, 2005


:dukedog:

Tacobell there looks to be hiring.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



14 INCH BURRITO

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
*bruce campbellishly* i live......agaaiiiinnnn

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Dude nothing is closer to hell than being dehydrated from puking your guts out all day but so much as even splashing moisture in your mouth decides to maybe find that last little bit of bile duct you havent wrung dry yet

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

COOL DICK LUKE posted:

Dude nothing is closer to hell than being dehydrated from puking your guts out all day but so much as even splashing moisture in your mouth decides to maybe find that last little bit of bile duct you havent wrung dry yet

Or drinking some water, just to puke it up seconds later. Great fun.

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^

Its always a good sign when you are throwing up still cold gatorade. Last time I was that sick I kept attempting to drink anything, hoping I might absorb some of the moisture in the ~5 minutes it would stay in my stomach. And its better to throw up water and bile rather than just bile....

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

COOL DICK LUKE posted:

Dude nothing is closer to hell than being dehydrated from puking your guts out all day but so much as even splashing moisture in your mouth decides to maybe find that last little bit of bile duct you havent wrung dry yet

I ended up in the ER because of that last month. Suuuuuuuuucks

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

COOL DICK LUKE posted:

Dude nothing is closer to hell than being dehydrated from puking your guts out all day but so much as even splashing moisture in your mouth decides to maybe find that last little bit of bile duct you havent wrung dry yet

I got swine flu in 2009. At one point I was puking up anything I drank within 30 seconds. My tongue turned black from dehydration, and it eventually took 8 bags of IV fluid to get me out of "oh poo poo, renal failure" levels.

Oh, and if I could somehow hold down the puke, it would just come out the other side. making GBS threads cold water is an experience.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

IV is the poo poo. Went in with severe food poisoning once and the IV saved me, it was like plugging pure lifeforce right into my veins it felt so good.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Oh god, i just had my first whole drink in 24 hours and that may have been a tactical mistake

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Applebees Appetizer posted:

IV is the poo poo. Went in with severe food poisoning once and the IV saved me, it was like plugging pure lifeforce right into my veins it felt so good.

When you have dehydration, that first IV bag is the most delicious feeling as your body soaks it up like a sponge. It is literally one of the strangest GOOD feelings ever.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Ok im pretty sure i am actually IRL dying RIP

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sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib

COOL DICK LUKE posted:

Dude nothing is closer to hell than being dehydrated from puking your guts out all day but so much as even splashing moisture in your mouth decides to maybe find that last little bit of bile duct you havent wrung dry yet

Being seasick is right up there. With a flu or disease, you know you'll get better or die. With seasickness, there are two stages; being afraid you'll die, then being afraid you won't.

Proteus Jones posted:

When you have dehydration, that first IV bag is the most delicious feeling as your body soaks it up like a sponge. It is literally one of the strangest GOOD feelings ever.

Right up there with IV morphine... Been there, done that.

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