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silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

mllaneza posted:

I was giving the new director of client services a briefing on what we use. She said "that's not what we used at my last job" three times in 20 minutes. loving hell woman.

Later on she flagged me down after lunch and said she couldn't get online. Firefox was showing the "you're in offline mode" page. You know the one, the one that tells you why you aren't online and how to fix it ? She'd been staring at that screen all day. Her last job must have used offline Firefox a lot :V

Sounds like the reason I left one of my previous jobs. New director of client services came in. The first sign that things were going south was when she wrenched her dell off the dock with out pressing the unlock button and broke it. Then she proceeded to rehash all the poo poo we had done the last year including our denials for updates. The CFO had told us to keep the budget tight and she was like nah bros, make the customers happy. But she didn't talk to the CFO and so we were the ones getting bitched at by both sides.

She also didn't seem to understand the reason we only supported 3 laptop models and 3 desktop models was so we could easily keep backstock and have quick swap ins. (we had a flux of like 2000 people on contract constantly in and out with only 7 people in service desk to support, we had everything set up so we were prepared to move 50+ desktops/laptops with in a week) . She started telling us to order stupid one of poo poo that we didn't have the time to support. Our quality of support started going down.

peaced the gently caress out. gently caress that place.

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stevewm
May 10, 2005

AlternateAccount posted:

I can't even imagine our company moving everyone off of the absolute dogshit that is Outlook. I have no love for Google, but I sure would like to get moved to SOMETHING non-MS.

I found that most people prefered the Gmail interface once they got used to it and where shown how it worked. Specifically my email hoarders liked that they didn't have to constantly clean their inbox, and had a search that actually worked. Conversation view was by far the biggest hurdle.

But I am biased... I have been using Gmail personally as my primary email since it was invite only.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

AlternateAccount posted:

Does your insurance not cover mental health!?

It does, but many therapists do not take insurance, and some are so expensive that insurance will not cover enough of the cost. The last one I found that had office hours after 5pm didn't take insurance and was $250 per hour. This was not some swanky Beverly Hills therapist to the stars, either.

I stopped looking. This just isn't an option for me.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Dick Trauma posted:

It does, but many therapists do not take insurance, and some are so expensive that insurance will not cover enough of the cost. The last one I found that had office hours after 5pm didn't take insurance and was $250 per hour. This was not some swanky Beverly Hills therapist to the stars, either.

I stopped looking. This just isn't an option for me.

There are also organizations that are starting to do online sessions as well, may want to look into those.

ChubbyThePhat
Dec 22, 2006

Who nico nico needs anyone else
STOP PUTTING YOUR REQUEST IN THE SUBJECT AND LEAVING THE BODY BLANK

SamDabbers
May 26, 2003



ChubbyThePhat posted:

To: UndisclosedRecipients
Subject: STOP PUTTING YOUR REQUEST IN THE SUBJECT AND LEAVING THE BODY BLANK




I've had multiple bosses that did this. The subject header is not twitter you dinguses.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


MY COMPUTER IS BROKEN EOM

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




Thanks Ants posted:

MY COMPUTER IS BROKEN :wom:

tomapot
Apr 7, 2005
Suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
Oven Wrangler

Zil posted:

There are also organizations that are starting to do online sessions as well, may want to look into those.

There’s a CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy) program called SMART Recovery. Supposed to be an alternative to 12 Step programs for people who have addictions. You know, like being addicted to lovely IT jobs that give you heart palpitations.

Moonwolf
Jun 29, 2004

Flee from th' terrifyin' evil of "NHS"!


tomapot posted:

There’s a CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy) program called SMART Recovery. Supposed to be an alternative to 12 Step programs for people who have addictions. You know, like being addicted to lovely IT jobs that give you heart palpitations.

CBT worked for me, and see my old banner, which thankfully isn't very relevant any more. The big advantage of CBT is that it is mostly a programme of training yourself out of your bad mental habits, so you don't need to keep up the expensive sessions, which is why the NHS dove on it hard. Also, in the long run it works as well as the hyper-pricey weekly session types of talking therapy, at least from the last studies I saw. If you can find it, I'd recommend it Dick.

Not the other type of CBT though, unless that's your thing.

Paladine_PSoT
Jan 2, 2010

If you have a problem Yo, I'll solve it

Alternatively I'm pretty sure recreational pot is legal in your state now, so that's at least a thing.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Moonwolf posted:

Not the other type of CBT though, unless that's your thing.

Why would you think that's my thing?

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?
We don’t kinkshame.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Avenging_Mikon posted:

We don’t kinkshame.

What if kink shaming is my kink?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

ratbert90 posted:

What if kink shaming is my kink?

Then...ummm...:psyboom:

Paladine_PSoT
Jan 2, 2010

If you have a problem Yo, I'll solve it

ratbert90 posted:

What if kink shaming is my kink?

Call me :discourse:

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

ratbert90 posted:

What if kink shaming is my kink?

Thats called Humiliation Play.

SeaborneClink
Aug 27, 2010

MAWP... MAWP!

Dick Trauma posted:

I stopped looking. This just isn't an option for me.
I'm assuming you started your search with your provider's website? Most should have an option to filter by service(s) as well as only you know... Showing you ones that accept & bill your provider.

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

Thanks Ants posted:

MY COMPUTER IS BROKEN EOM

I had a ticket today

quote:

Title: everything is down

Body: computers are freezing and running slow

That was it. Didn’t even have a signature to tell me which of the 45 locations he was talking about.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Ugato posted:

That was it. Didn’t even have a signature to tell me which of the 45 locations he was talking about.

You're IT. Super elite hacker. Just but a trace on their firewall or something. Stop making excuses and JUST FIX IT! THIS IS NOT A PROPER TEAM SPIRIT ANSWER!

SEKCobra
Feb 28, 2011

Hi
:saddowns: Don't look at my site :saddowns:

Ugato posted:

I had a ticket today


That was it. Didn’t even have a signature to tell me which of the 45 locations he was talking about.

This is usually what I get from Tier 1 :colbert:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


ChubbyThePhat posted:

STOP PUTTING YOUR REQUEST IN THE SUBJECT AND LEAVING THE BODY BLANK

I get similar from a number of clients that I'm starting to wonder if they are all colluding in annoying me as much as possible when it comes to email.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Subject: Client Company Name
Body:
Widget X for - see below

lovely blurry photo of part.jpg

lovely blurry upsidedown photo of the compliance plate cropped.jpg
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

OK, what's your purchase order number?
Is it manufacturers warranty or client pays?
Do you just want a quote and availability?
Can you resend with photos I can actually read the numbers?

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Moron team lead just leaked two separate API secrets two days in a row. loving hell.

Posted one in Slack and pushed the other to Github.

stevewm
May 10, 2005
Our ISP has been prepping to move our corp office phone lines over to SIP trunks. Seems they started the process early and without telling me, as we haven't been able to make long distance phone calls since yesterday :mad:

Why are communications companies so bad at communications?

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


stevewm posted:

Why are communications companies so bad at communications?

Why do plumbers take such horrendous shits?

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




SEKCobra posted:

This is usually what I get from Tier 1 :colbert:

We had one come through yesterday... The ticket posted to onsite's queue, normal first level troubleshooting stuff. This was followed by an update, "Tried to call customer and got no answer. Escalating to hardware repair." Uh, no ?

Our queue manager was complaining about 7 misroutes yesterday - by 9:00 am.

The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.
"What do you mean you didn't read the email I sent you?" A recent sampling of subject lines from this person:

- [blank] (contains critical attachment which does not have a helpful filename)
- [blank]
- Here it is
- Fw:
- Info
- Re:
- Link
- For [Macaroni]

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

Owners kid has project going where they are putting in access card readers at some of the doors.

Yes, I said some of the doors. Like 3 out of 8. :hurr:

He's not here today for some reason. Electrician and security door guy show up. I showed them the poo poo hole wiring room. "There's no room to mount our equipment on the wall."

Yup, that's why I showed you. Nobody came out to look before you came out?

Now the electrician is out in the production floor/warehouse trying to figure out how to wire the place without a scissor lift. :lol:

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Bob Morales posted:

Owners kid has project going where they are putting in access card readers at some of the doors.

Yes, I said some of the doors. Like 3 out of 8. :hurr:

He's not here today for some reason. Electrician and security door guy show up. I showed them the poo poo hole wiring room. "There's no room to mount our equipment on the wall."

Yup, that's why I showed you. Nobody came out to look before you came out?

Now the electrician is out in the production floor/warehouse trying to figure out how to wire the place without a scissor lift. :lol:

Sounds like this was a well-planned and researched project!

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Jaded Burnout posted:

Why do plumbers take such horrendous shits?

Why does Man climb Mount Everest?

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


CPColin posted:

Why does Man climb Mount Everest?

To get high

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.
Things pissing me off:

People that CC the Helpdesk e-mail that auto-creates tickets. When they do that and we reply to the ticket, it creates a god drat loop that makes the ticket basically useless. :sigh:

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Can't you set the ticket creation to only trigger if the helpdesk address is in the To: field?

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.

Collateral Damage posted:

Can't you set the ticket creation to only trigger if the helpdesk address is in the To: field?

People do it pretty often and I'm sure my boss would rather just deal with the occasional one than make the change that makes sense.

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


I keep my video off during slack calls these days because it's unprofessional to be seen rolling your eyes when people spout bullshit.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
This expensive software requires that the admin account use one of the licenses. So I will have to make one of the users the admin. What could possibly go wrong?

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Jaded Burnout posted:

I keep my video off during slack calls these days because it's unprofessional to be seen rolling your eyes when people spout bullshit.

Wear sunglasses, be the coolest kid in chat.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Dick Trauma posted:

I stopped looking. This just isn't an option for me.

Yeah, I had similar issues a few years ago, but eventually found one that would just charge me a rate that equalled the $88 she got from the insurance company or whatever because she was technically "out of network."

Seconding the opinion on the usefulness of CBT as a training mechanism that will eventually wean you off of regular sessions and let you go down to something maybe quarterly just as a checkin, if that.

I was skeptical, but a good friend basically insisted that I give it a shot, and it was massively more useful than I expected. It was basically the last step in a long process of sorting myself out, and I just wasn't able to lock the last bits down myself, even though I had a very good handle on what was "wrong" and what I wanted my outcome to be. And I wouldn't even say my therapist was especially amazing at it, but the method just gave me enough direction and strategy to work.
I'm not you, but given the amount of bullshit you deal with, I can't imagine you wouldn't receive something positive from the effort.

Also, yeah, there are online options that are still better than nothing, such as https://moodgym.com.au

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
This probably pisses off my cowrokers more than it does me; but when I'm sleep depraved and typing quickly my left had outpaces my right and causes me to constantly make stupid typos. So far my day has been full of gpudpates netwroks and pritners.

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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

My brain sometimes outpaces my hands and I start typing the next word before I'm done withe previone.

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