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OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Crazycryodude posted:

Victoria III is finally gonna get made but it's gonna have lootboxes and be optimized for tablets

Victoria's Secret Gacha confirmed.

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Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I like Paradox so I'm going to be fully paranoid about any major changes at the top of the company, specially given the new CEO's background. Who knows, maybe despite her sordid past she has a passion for strategy games and "gets" the paradox model. Maybe she's in fact read all my posts I've ever made in paradox-related threads and will make the very wise CEO-level decision to hire me as an "ideas guy" to head up Cities Skylines 2 development and help wiz gut the tile/pop management system in Stellaris and finally clarify those ethos definitions. It's possible!!!

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Crazycryodude posted:

Lootboxes. I swear to god they're adding lootboxes somewhere somehow.

Make it so you can't buy expansions normally anymore. Instead you pay :10bux: or whatever and get a random DLC that could be the expansion you want or just something like a portrait pack. Also you can roll the same DLC multiple times and you can't gift or trade them with others.

Psychotic Weasel
Jun 24, 2004

Bang! You're dead.

Phlegmish posted:

Yeah that's very suspicious

They're only going to be making match-three games from now on, aren't they?

I have an 89 year old great aunt who suffers from severe dementia and one of the few things she still enjoys (and remembers) is playing break open lottery tickets. So every week we will buy a large stack of the cheapest ones we can find so that she has something to amuse herself with.

I hope Paradox breaks into the same market so I have something to entertain myself with once I reach that stage in my life, too.

Edit:

Gobblecoque posted:

Make it so you can't buy expansions normally anymore. Instead you pay :10bux: or whatever and get a random DLC that could be the expansion you want or just something like a portrait pack. Also you can roll the same DLC multiple times and you can't gift or trade them with others.
Now that's just malicious.

Psychotic Weasel fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Feb 13, 2018

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

loot boxes are on the way out, legally and popularly, so they're probably right in saying that they're not gonna sell those

they're definitely gonna be greedy and exploitative as gently caress though. expect a lot of "well if you think it's a ripoff just don't buy it" posts in the future

Magissima
Apr 15, 2013

I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.
Soiled Meat

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Preemptive denials are like the number one sign people are definitely going to do something.

So what you're saying is that Vicky 3: Rome 2 is imminent?

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

da beeper king BABY posted:

So what you're saying is that Vicky 3: Rome 2 is imminent?
Unfortunately, the rule only works for bad things.

RagnarokZ
May 14, 2004

Emperor of the Internet

Baronjutter posted:

I like Paradox so I'm going to be fully paranoid about any major changes at the top of the company, specially given the new CEO's background. Who knows, maybe despite her sordid past she has a passion for strategy games and "gets" the paradox model. Maybe she's in fact read all my posts I've ever made in paradox-related threads and will make the very wise CEO-level decision to hire me as an "ideas guy" to head up Cities Skylines 2 development and help wiz gut the tile/pop management system in Stellaris and finally clarify those ethos definitions. It's possible!!!

What new CEO? It's still the Wester fellow who's in charge, hell, he owns a third of the goddamn shares still. What the devil are you on about?

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying

Prav posted:

they're definitely gonna be greedy and exploitative as gently caress though. expect a lot of "well if you think it's a ripoff just don't buy it" posts in the future
No points since this already happens every time a new expansion is released

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands
Change is bad and scary and always leads to negative consequences, without fail, always.

Every time.

Definitely.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Tomn posted:

Change is bad and scary and always leads to negative consequences, without fail, always.

Every time.

Definitely.
This Av + Post combo made my day.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

RagnarokZ posted:

What new CEO? It's still the Wester fellow who's in charge, hell, he owns a third of the goddamn shares still. What the devil are you on about?

He will step down in August, leaving every game designer in the company entirely unable to function until someone tells them how to make a game. It is a sad fact that Fred did all the design for all of the games himself, the rest of us are just for show.

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Tomn posted:

Change is bad and scary and always leads to negative consequences, without fail, always.

Every time.

Definitely.

HoI4 and Stellaris send their regards

Tbh maybe paradox games as we knew them are dead and we are never getting anything like them again

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow

ArchangeI posted:

He will step down in August, leaving every game designer in the company entirely unable to function until someone tells them how to make a game. It is a sad fact that Fred did all the design for all of the games himself, the rest of us are just for show.

You're all gonna get sacked and replaced by martian robots.

^^^^^
lol at people declaring HOI4 and Stellaris as "Bad Games™" in TYOOL 2018.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

StarMinstrel posted:

lol at people declaring HOI4 and Stellaris as "Bad Games™" in TYOOL 2018.
They're not wrong :confused:

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


StarMinstrel posted:

You're all gonna get sacked and replaced by martian robots.

^^^^^
lol at people declaring HOI4 and Stellaris as "Bad Games™" in TYOOL 2018.

I declared that in 2016. :colbert:

Zane
Nov 14, 2007
stellaris will be good in two weeks with the major patch guys!! or maybe i'll get bored with it again two weeks afterwards. I'm not sure honestly.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Zane posted:

stellaris will be good in two weeks with the major patch guys!! or maybe i'll get bored with it again two weeks afterwards. I'm not sure honestly.
Awful, boring, unimaginative, and 100% player-hands-off space combat and stupendously stupid pop tile management will still be there; still a bad game.

Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Awful, boring, unimaginative, and 100% player-hands-off space combat and stupendously stupid pop tile management will still be there; still a bad game.

Don't worry, I have a frighteningly grognardy effortpost coming up on how to fix tiles for real this time :smug:

Westminster System
Jul 4, 2009
I've never bothered with microing pop tile management and maybe if you didn't you'd have fun too.

It's not like you even need to. The AI sure doesnt.

KOGAHAZAN!!
Apr 29, 2013

a miserable failure as a person

an incredible success as a magical murder spider

Demiurge4 posted:

Don't worry, I have a frighteningly grognardy effortpost coming up on how to fix tiles for real this time :smug:

"don't have tiles"

All the effort post required

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Demiurge4 posted:

Don't worry, I have a frighteningly grognardy effortpost coming up on how to fix tiles for real this time :smug:

It doesn't count unless it includes a literal orgasm while talking about Vicky 2 :colbert:

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

Phi230 posted:

HoI4 and Stellaris send their regards

Tbh maybe paradox games as we knew them are dead and we are never getting anything like them again

I bounced hard off HoI2, gave up fast on HoI3, and only started enjoying myself with HoI4.

Also I personally consider Stellaris to be tied with V2 for best Paradox game.

But maybe I’m just a filthy casual ruining Paradox games for the ~real fans~, who knows?

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Stellaris is good, though it has some glaring flaws like the tile system that'll have to be ripped out. HoI 4, OTOH.....

Pooned
Dec 28, 2005

Eye contact counters everything
Hoi4 is way more fun and with much greater potential than Hoi 2 and 3.

Eu4 is way more fun and with much greater potential than Eu2 and 3.

Oh no Paradox. Staaaph you are ruining my games

ExtraNoise
Apr 11, 2007

I enjoyed HoI4 and Stellaris a ton. Everything in both games worked as I expected it to and found both to have gameplay that was challenging and rewarding.

But maybe I'm just bad at map games, who knows.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Crazycryodude posted:

Stellaris is good, though it has some glaring flaws like the tile system that'll have to be ripped out. HoI 4, OTOH.....

Yeah, pretty much the worst parts of Stellaris are the few elements that survived more or less unchanged from the pre-wiz design. They've been slowly gutting the game and rebuilding it, and I wish they had just gotten it right from the initial design rather than having to go in and fix mechanics one at a time through DLC's but overall it's a pretty ok game.

Hoi4's air and sea combat are so bad I just can't, and the political side just isn't as fun as Hoi2. I think I'm just not the target demo for Hoi anymore though, I don't really care about the military strategy elements, I just want to create crazy alternative timelines where Czechoslovakia managed to rope the allies into an early war and annexed Austria, Hungary, and Croatia and somehow controls east and west germany and northern italy as puppets becoming a socialist central european superpower. Or how a neutral switzerland managed to opportunistically take over Italy while the axis were busy dealing with the allies, then raised a navy and carved out a huge african empire after the axis more or less conquered all of Africa because the allies forgot how boats work and is now a huge unaligned 3rd power between the western allies and soviet union.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


HoI certainly has the potential to be good but the utterly incompetent AI put me off it and I'm gonna give them a while to fix it before going back.

Gamerofthegame
Oct 28, 2010

Could at least flip one or two, maybe.
HoI4 is a less extreme case of Civilization, but with the benefit of having pretty easy and straight forward multiplayer.

The AI is fukken bad tho and so is the AI for the planner.

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006

ArchangeI posted:

Have you considered that it might have something to do with wanting someone with experience running a large company through the years of its major growth when paradox is looking to grow massively over the next few years? Especially since she was never involved in the development side of her company and focused on operations and marketing? You know, the part of PDX that Fred ran?

Note: Paradox is also rebooting White Wolf with a new version of Vampire: the Masquerade (which in pen and paper RPGs is Kinda A Big Deal).

Paradox Development Studios (the part of the company this thread spergs about) is only a part of the larger borg. So it would make sense to not take a juvenile approach to this....

Phi230 posted:

Tbh maybe paradox games as we knew them are dead and we are never getting anything like them again

...oh, OK then. Carry on.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

Baronjutter posted:

I don't really care about the military strategy elements, I just want to create crazy alternative timelines where Czechoslovakia managed to rope the allies into an early war and annexed Austria, Hungary, and Croatia and somehow controls east and west germany and northern italy as puppets becoming a socialist central european superpower. Or how a neutral switzerland managed to opportunistically take over Italy while the axis were busy dealing with the allies, then raised a navy and carved out a huge african empire after the axis more or less conquered all of Africa because the allies forgot how boats work and is now a huge unaligned 3rd power between the western allies and soviet union.

Is that really less of a thing in HoI4 than HoI2? Again, I admit I bounced off HoI2 so I can't gauge this very well myself, but from hearing about it I'd always understood that one of HoI2's big weaknesses was that if something derailed The War so that the right events failed to fire fire the AI pretty much shits the bed and becomes almost completely passive, relying solely on the player to drive events.

Meanwhile, for the next big HoI4 DLC/patch, there'll be literal focus trees for Germany deposing the Furher and putting Wilhelm II/III on the throne, Czechslovakia can try to create a Balkan Entente to take on all comers, and there's nothing really stopping Switzerland from taking on the world. I will admit that making the wackier stuff happen basically involves going down focus trees, which isn't the most compelling gameplay - maybe that's your issue with it?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Paradox Game Rankings

EUIV
CK2 pre-India
Vicky 2
HOI4
HOI2/Darkest Hour
Stellaris


CK2 post-India
EU3
March of the Eagles







EU: Rome





Vicky 1




Sengoku
East Vs. West :rip:



HOI3



HOI3 is worse than a game that never even came out

axeil fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Feb 14, 2018

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

axeil posted:

Paradox Game Rankings

EUIV
CK2 pre-India
Vicky 2
HOI4
HOI2/Darkest Hour
Stellaris


CK2 post-India
EU3
March of the Eagles







EU: Rome





Vicky 1




Sengoku
East Vs. West :rip:



HOI3



HOI3 is worse than a game that never even came out

I think you forgot Magna Mundi, which is weird because it's at the top.

Second is that HOI2 re-release that had a thousand provinces in Africa. Iron Cross?

orphean
Apr 27, 2007

beep boop bitches
my monads are fully functional
I liked March of the Eagles for what it was. Kind of a neat grand strategy meets groggy hex wargame. Total mid tier, agreed. I would've placed EU3 higher though :colbert:

KOGAHAZAN!!
Apr 29, 2013

a miserable failure as a person

an incredible success as a magical murder spider

Tomn posted:

Is that really less of a thing in HoI4 than HoI2?

More, if anything, but they said they weren't the target audience for HOI these days, and yeah, a series that's all about this one specific cluster of wars in this one specific decade really is not the same sort of platform for alt-history shenanigans that Paradox's other games are.

axeil posted:

Paradox Game Rankings

Lol if you don't think Conclave made CK2 better than it's ever been* and lol if you don't think EUIV is slowly collapsing under the weight of all the extra systems they're grafting to it.

I think it's pretty clear at this point that the modular DLC model worked pretty well for CK, where there were a whole load of other religions/regions/time periods they could just weld on to it with minimal fuss, but they're really struggling to adapt it to their more tightly constrained series.

*The cult system in M&M was probably a mistake, I'll grant you.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Yeah my dream Paradox game announcement would be something covering the end of EU4 to the cold war or so. Basically a long Vicky that goes into the WWII era in terms of technology but doesn't really have any scripted hitler or Vichy France because a game that starts in 1822 isn't going to end up resembling pre-war europe, but have a crisis and world war system that could create WWII-like wars and fascist-like revolutions and comintern-like organizations. Basically by the time you get to the 1930's you'll be well into kaiserreich levels of alt-history. Then slap a Stellaris converter at the end that will match up with the new pre-warp stellaris DLC pack that lets you start a stellaris game in in the early days of your civilization taking the first steps into exploring their local solar system along with a fun series of events and choices covering how your species unified their planet.

feller
Jul 5, 2006



Ricky has never been topped u frickin jerk

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



HoI4 isn’t a bad game but it has really low replay value by Paradox standards, for a few reasons. Air and naval are really bad which put me off playing any country that relies too heavily on those. The AI is not very good and you can get to a point pretty quickly where you know how to exploit and beat it. The focus trees are not super interesting (I understand this last point may have improved since launch).

I got a good 40-50 hours out of it shortly after launch but haven’t picked it up since then. I got my money’s worth but 40-50 hours for a Paradox game is peanuts, so I was a little disappointed. The first couple of DLCs didn’t interest me at all. I hear good buzz about whatever the next one is, but haven’t followed it at all.

I would love a game that is a straight-up remaster/remake of HoI2. That game was awesome.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Tomn posted:

But maybe I’m just a filthy casual ruining Paradox games for the ~real fans~, who knows?
I don't think anyone here is trying to call people that like Stellaris or HoI4 bads or whatever. It's just that some of the flaws in those games are so bad to us that it makes them bad games, to us.

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pdxjohan
Sep 9, 2011

Paradox dev dude.

Prav posted:

loot boxes are on the way out, legally and popularly, so they're probably right in saying that they're not gonna sell those

they're definitely gonna be greedy and exploitative as gently caress though. expect a lot of "well if you think it's a ripoff just don't buy it" posts in the future

Thats different from now exactly how?

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