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chitoryu12 posted:A straight shot of 95.6% ABV alcohol has no smell or flavor. It's just unusually cold at first (even when the bottle is warm), which slowly turns to your mouth and throat burning so badly that you want to throw up. 30 minutes later and I'm still feeling it. It's so strong it is actually hygroscopic. So, if you leave it for a while not completely tightly capped, it will absorb water out of the air.
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RatHat posted:That’s a great way to gently caress up your kayak. eh, it's a plastic boat. they're meant to bang and scrape on rocks. it's a good way to smack your head when you get the bow of the boat stuck in an underwater crevice and the flow pushes you sideways over the edge. if that were a fiberglass boat it would be destroying the hull, yeah. Away all Goats posted:Guy tries really hard to win the one chip challenge in the same kind of vein, I really like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbG2RuQsAO4 lots of fantastic facial expressions after the first third or so
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Feb 14, 2018 07:30
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I think I just ruptured my bowels looking at that.
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Gromit posted:Surely you'd just wear circumaural headphones so they don't touch your ear at all? I'm not a fan of headphones that clamp on my ear, so all the ones I buy sit around the ear. I guess your ear would get hotter though? Nah, even that traps a lot of heat and moisture. I have some full shell studio monitors but I can only use them for 45 minutes or so. My ears are trash ever since I did concert security in high school.
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You could probably use open cans just fine, but of course those are only good for listening to stuff and not so much for blocking out the outside world like you're trying to do on an airplane.
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BovineFury posted:It's a good thing kids are made of rubber. Parents of the loving year with that last clip.
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Sagebrush posted:in the same kind of vein, I really like this one Which reminded me of this beauty (I timestamped my highlights): What are we, but mere goo?: https://youtu.be/bAddp_iObWI?t=2271 A man tries to impress a lady and loses his soul through his mouth: https://youtu.be/bAddp_iObWI?t=2442 Keep an eye on the cap kid, and behold as his world is shattered, his mind rendered utterly insensible, his body torn asunder, and most importantly, no one gives a flying gently caress (keep watching till the crescendo of his exit): https://youtu.be/bAddp_iObWI?t=2534
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Baronjutter posted:My friend works trades and needs to be able to hear all the time so he got these "bone conducting headphones" that rest on your bones above your ear and vibrate the sound in that way. They're actually really comfortable and nice, great sound quality but nothing covering or bothering your ears. Also great for biking and such where hearing traffic and the rest of the sounds around you can be important.
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chitoryu12 posted:2. Drank a shot of 95.6% ABV Everclear straight, and I still feel like I should go to a doctor.
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Human Tornada posted:This is going to sound like STDH.txt and I'll try not to exaggerate, but my freshman year of college my sober roommate poured maybe 8 oz of Everclear into a beer bong and chugged it. Immediately after he went downstairs with his friends to smoke a joint but only made it about six steps before he passed out cold and his buddies carried him right back in and tossed him on the couch. He pissed himself and every couple of hours would get up for a few minutes and say "dude, what happened" and then he was out again. Nah I've seen something like this. I watched a guy at a pool party chug a fifth of wild turkey like it was iced tea. He made it around to the side of the pool and fell directly onto his face. Didn't try to catch himself or anything. First thing that came out from under his face was blood, then wild turkey vomit. Amazing times.
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https://twitter.com/abbygarrettX/status/963550925758631942 SpaceEggs cock-up
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dumb. posted:Post schad, you bungholes Sadly I don't know that anyone got video, but during a bday dinner for my brother at a Chinese restaurant they brought out one of those lotus candle birthday things that opens up after lighting it. My sister made a sailboat out of napkins and wooden chopsticks since my brother loves boats. It was a bit close to the lotus thing and when it opened up one of the candles then lit the paper boat on fire. It was rather amazing, and also fortunate that it didn't set off the suppression system.
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Three quads in this now.
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Mr. Flunchy posted:Three quads in this now. Woof
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The General posted:I once had some 85% rum, and I could feel the shot I took of that before I put the shot glass down. I have a video of me drinking it. I cycle through about 12 different faces.
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Feb 14, 2018 15:09
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That's some hot off the presses schadenfreude.
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Feb 14, 2018 15:15
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Baby pupper does a cool trick and sticks the landing, where's the schadenfreude?
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MizPiz posted:Baby pupper does a cool trick and sticks the landing, where's the schadenfreude? That silly outfit his owner put him in, poor lil guy.
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Feb 14, 2018 15:24
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Reminds me of the other one where the brick rebounds on the window and smacks the culprit in the face.
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Did you mean to put this in the OSHA thread? Nobody even falls over in this.
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Feb 14, 2018 19:30
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I was waiting for something horrible to happen, and then it didn't. What's the deal?
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Feb 14, 2018 19:31
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Man on flight to Hawaii with engine trouble. Tweets it in the air, as you do. https://twitter.com/erikhaddad/status/963545023210909696 Media requests come pouring in, as always. https://twitter.com/goldsbie/status/963556433068544001 https://twitter.com/erikhaddad/status/963547699403407360 
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^^^ She deleted the tweet and protected her account. Those In other news: quote:Apple’s HomePod is a great sounding but ideologically flawed speaker, but it turns out there’s another major problem with the smart speaker aside from its lack of support for Spotify: apparently the silicone base of the HomePod can damage wooden furniture, with multiple outlets (including The Wirecutter and Pocket Lint) reporting that leaving the speaker on top of wooden surfaces can cause a white ring to form. :format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/58691851/homepod_lowres_7500.0.jpg)
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"ideologically flawed"?? It's a speaker, not a strategy for combating poverty or some poo poo.
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Ars Technica confirmed the white ring thing too and listed "it literally damages wood furniture" amongst their "The Ugly" review bullets.
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gschmidl posted:^^^ She deleted the tweet and protected her account. Those Apple products are targeted at people who think furniture with glass tops is somehow acceptable to have in your home in 20-loving-18.
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ReidRansom posted:"ideologically flawed"?? That's presumably about it only supporting Apple's garbo ecosystem (Apple Music and iTunes), as opposed to Spotify and whatever else people in the actual, real world use.
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What the hell is it doing? Blasting the wood with a sonic weapon? Edit: Apparently it's a chemical reaction between the silicone base and the wood's surface treatment.
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That's pretty loving nuts because properly cured silicone is one of the most inert compounds we know how to make. It doesn't stick to anything, doesn't react with anything, doesn't absorb water, doesn't melt. Medical appliances are made of it. You can eat it with no effects other than weird poops. I wonder how they hosed that one up.
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gschmidl posted:That's presumably about it only supporting Apple's garbo ecosystem (Apple Music and iTunes), as opposed to Spotify and whatever else people in the actual, real world use. Ah. Yeah that's pretty flawed.
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Uh, just buy the iStand, which is a small glass tray that holds your your HomePod ($129.99 MSRP).
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gschmidl posted:That's presumably about it only supporting Apple's garbo ecosystem (Apple Music and iTunes), as opposed to Spotify and whatever else people in the actual, real world use. Apple music subscribers are about to surpass Spotify soon. Apple also sells more iPhones in a week than most other companies do in a year (with the exception of Samsung), so a lot of people in the real world use them.
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Mu Zeta posted:Apple music subscribers are about to surpass Spotify soon. Apple also sells more iPhones in a week than most other companies do in a year (with the exception of Samsung), so a lot of people in the real world use them. Uhhh... The iPhone's marketshare globally is only about 20%, so I don't know what the gently caress you're talking about here.
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I'm talking about companies individually - like Sony phones, Nokia phones, etc. For example in all of 2017 Google sold about 4 million Pixels. That sounds great and all but Apple sells a million iPhones per day. Mu Zeta has a new favorite as of 20:54 on Feb 14, 2018 |
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ReidRansom posted:"ideologically flawed"?? The ideology is "your privacy is worth a lot of money to us, but nothing to you".
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