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mastershakeman posted:let us know when you've been bought off and are a billionaire Alternatively, post “Release the emails” every Friday at sundown so that we know when you’re dead.
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Lote posted:Alternatively, post “Release the emails” every Friday at sundown so that we know when you’re dead. Thank you for doing your part to build a veritable Dumbledore's army
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They never even offered me a bribe before I left island. I almost feel insulted. There’s plenty more that’s a matter of public record that this reporter didn’t get to: I suggest looking up the Lady Diann Torres Foundation, then requesting its Form 990. Or perusing the campaign statements of account for 2016: if nothing else, you’ll see guys spending a hilarious amount of money buying beer at AAFES.
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You know, the last thing we need is someone provoking the Chinese mafia leading to a second goon getting assassinated (rip vilerat).
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Mr. Nice! posted:Yeah courts don't gently caress around because ship owners are a bunch of shady motherfuckers and bury that poo poo in a million god damned different shell companies. Literally seize the poo poo, put out a notice that says "if you want a piece of it come and get it" and sell the motherfucker if the owner decides it's not worth it to deal with the hassle. Admiralty law was a fun class mainly because I had to deal with tracking all of these million of panama flagged oil tankers off the coast of iraq for months years before. It's one of the few places where the courts really can flex some muscle because seaman are considered wards of the federal court. Okay, so you call ship arrests a type of asset seizure. Good to know. I loving wish Russian courts would ever impose arrests. They barely ever do. And when they do, it's usually for state-owned companies. Figures
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echopapa posted:I threw a fit when the casino commission in Saipan tried to exempt itself from all public records and meetings requirements, and now Bloomberg has reaped the benefits of my work. a Chinese junket even shadier than Macau's bought off Saipan??? ahahahahahahahahaha good thing we have an executive branch highly concerned with money laundering or they would probably ramp this up another 200% in the next year or two
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The previous casino in the CNMI drew the largest fine in FinCen history: $75 million. The staff walked the undercover FBI agent through the process of laundering money.
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Alexeythegreat posted:Okay, so you call ship arrests a type of asset seizure. Good to know. I mean I wouldn’t call it asset seizure in the way it’ll used by the police across the usa, but it’s seizure in a way. Arresting vessels is my jam.
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I LOVE MY JOB ESPECIALLY ASKING 80 YEAR OLD DUDES ABOUT THEY DICK IN FRONT OF THEY WIFE   
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Mr. Nice! posted:I mean I wouldn’t call it asset seizure in the way it’ll used by the police across the usa, but it’s seizure in a way. Arresting vessels is my jam. PM me if you know someone who’ll want a ship arrested in Russia, this happens to be one of my main areas of expertise as well
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Phil Moscowitz posted:I LOVE MY JOB ESPECIALLY ASKING 80 YEAR OLD DUDES ABOUT THEY DICK IN FRONT OF THEY WIFE Doesn't this make law school worth it?
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Speaking of thread titles, “Now, what about it? Your dick get hard? That’s what you’re talking about?” would be a pretty solid option.
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Alexeythegreat posted:PM me if you know someone who’ll want a ship arrested in Russia, this happens to be one of my main areas of expertise as well One of the more badass things posted in this thread.
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Toona the Cat posted:Speaking of thread titles, “Now, what about it? Your dick get hard? That’s what you’re talking about?” would be a pretty solid option. Nah, that'd be a mistake, a real boner
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mastershakeman posted:let us know when you've been bumped off and are dead
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Phil Moscowitz posted:I LOVE MY JOB ESPECIALLY ASKING 80 YEAR OLD DUDES ABOUT THEY DICK IN FRONT OF THEY WIFE I hope when I'm 80 I can have sex 3-4 month. poo poo, I'd settle for that now.
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Sex 4x per month is the national average apparently. The VA did a study for it to determine how much Viagara per month they should dispense.
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How long are the hearings in the US? We have a big one coming up here that's scheduled for 6 days before the law society benches and the biggest I've seen in the last 3 years was a 3 day hearing. I figure it has to do with the fact they tried to make him use a breathalyzer every morning before work that makes this one special.
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mastershakeman posted:guillotine. For the lawyer and toona for making the joke.
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Now the Saipan casino and the regulatory commission are threatening libel suits against Bloomberg. Can’t wait for the discovery!
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echopapa posted:Now the Saipan casino and the regulatory commission are threatening libel suits against Bloomberg. Deleon Guerrero said it is not a secret that he is the brother of the governor’s mother. “But their family spent a fortune to bring all the kids to Idaho to educate them. All the children [of my sister] are degree holders…. To have one lawyer in the family is a [sign of] success, but to have four lawyers and one governor, is a miracle, a blessing. A clear indication of what hard work can do for a family if you strive. This family worked hard, [they] went to school and were successful in their own right. They did not get their success from IPI. [And] these commissioners are hard-working people and it’s not right that they be maligned by a fly-by-night ‘expert’ who came here for three days and aligned himself with the…critics of the [casino] industry.” lmao
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Phil Moscowitz posted:I LOVE MY JOB ESPECIALLY ASKING 80 YEAR OLD DUDES ABOUT THEY DICK IN FRONT OF THEY WIFE “Mixed company?” I never took you for the sensitive type. Though nice job on getting dick on the record.
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I had a depo this week where I got the witness/alleged victim to yell at me, "I know what you're trying to do, you're trying to say there's doubt! Well guess what, there's doubt!" I didn't ask him if he thought there was reasonable doubt.
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Green Crayons posted:“Mixed company?” Transcripts do a bad job conveying sarcasm
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I'm in a big rut y'all. I've lost a few major hearings recently, and I don't have any case work I'm excited about at present. I have no trials set for this entire year now. I can second or third some stuff, but that's usually not very exciting. I've also injured my good knee (I had a ligament replacement in May that got infected but is mostly all better now). So I'm mostly sedentary. Can't even handle the grocery store right now. I also have no travel for a bit. So I'm in my office all day every day for months. To top it off I bombed a CLE presentation that kind of embarrassed me. Thoughts on how to pull out of this? I already see a therapist and take anti depressants.
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Get drunk and watch some good movies, play some fun video games, just chill out? I've never had the slightest ounce of satisfaction in my work life so it's weird to see someone frustrated with losing their satisfaction there
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:I'm in a big rut y'all. Swimming. If you can’t use your legs, use a pull buoy. Also go to somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere and get some sun. Or Hawaii.
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I'm in liver failure and cannot drink. I'm 32 lol.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:I'm in liver failure and cannot drink. Sun will help with the jaundice.
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Lote posted:Sun will help with the jaundice. Aren't you in Austin? Have you seen the sun lately bro?
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Is it too late to avoid law school?
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The answer it’s never to late to drop out of law school. Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Aren't you in Austin? Have you seen the sun lately bro? I’m the one in New Orleans. I know my jaundice. Also, tangentially related, how did I not know about this event?! https://nola.eater.com/2018/2/22/17035996/nuit-belge-2018-new-orleans-nola
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:I'm in liver failure and cannot drink. I don't really drink much either. I don't say I don't drink because everyone assumes your an alcoholic if you say that, but I honestly probably have less than 1 drink a week. Our old homie nate has a message for you, HDD#91: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcZAsLekb9c
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:I'm in a big rut y'all. Come play overwatch with me. Or come to Vegas with me and Lote.
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