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Smirking_Serpent posted:My wife (29f) left me (33m) and our family (9f) (4m) 3 weeks ago for a new man (?m)who she met doing drugs. He died after being hit by a car today and she wants back. Nope. Lawyer up and tell her to FRO. Though I'm guessing it's some power fantasy troll. e: Search term 'Dakimakura' My [20M] sister [14F] has turned into a full blown weeaboo while I was at college quote:So I guess this started back during my semester break in August 2017. Our parents were gone on a trip, me and my little sister were alone at home, one thing led to another and we ended up binging a bunch of anime in two weeks. She had barely seen any before so we watched a few shows that I thought she'd like, for example Ouran High School Host Club.
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Anime: not even once. But  that she wants to dress up as an anime character for her brother.
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Feb 16, 2018 11:16
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Yeah that's going some where real weird real fast.
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Feb 16, 2018 11:19
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Theophany posted:Nope. Lawyer up and tell her to FRO. quote:So I guess this started back during my semester break in August 2017. Our parents were gone on a trip, me and my little sister were alone at home, one thing led to another and we ended up This should never be the beginning of a sentence
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Feb 16, 2018 12:53
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My (28F) boyfriend (30M) blew off valentines day plans to spend the night arguing with people on Facebook.quote:I've been with my boyfriend for four years, he's never been very into holidays in general, but he knows it's important to me. Usually he makes at least an effort. Hell same, but the SA forums instead of Facebook.
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Feb 16, 2018 13:00
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Haifisch posted:My fiancé [25f] dumped me [26M] on Tuesday. Today she tells me she wants the apartment to herself tomorrow for her Valentine’s date. Hughlander posted:There’s a follow up: Oh okay I see why his girl left him. This dude is pathetic
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Feb 16, 2018 13:03
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Scent of Worf posted:Oh okay I see why his girl left him. This dude is pathetic The only acceptable response is to take the day off work, put the sheets into the laundry, give all furniture to charity, and cook the most unpleasantly smelly dish you can imagine for dinner. Surprise! There's nothing left to gently caress on, and the whole appartment smells of fish and parmesan!
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Feb 16, 2018 14:23
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Scent of Worf posted:Oh okay I see why his girl left him. This dude is pathetic I mean, it's still not right to treat huge loving sadsacks like poo poo regardless of whether you can get away with it without even being held accountable for it by yelling at them It sounds like she had basically already left him in her head before they moved and wanted him along to help her carry her furniture or whatever e: Heavy neutrino posted:The only acceptable response is to take the day off work, put the sheets into the laundry, give all furniture to charity, and cook the most unpleasantly smelly dish you can imagine for dinner. Surprise! There's nothing left to gently caress on, and the whole appartment smells of fish and parmesan! Yeah I'd just refuse to leave and play video games really loud while they're eating (yell at children on XBox Live for playing Overwatch wrong maybe) and leave the magical charm in the toilet for one of them to find but that would require a spine e2: the "I have nowhere to sleep" "Solve that problem yourself" part legit seems like she's daring him to grow a spine and say "ok I'm solving it by not loving leaving, suck on that", I can't get over this, why did he actually leave loquacius fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Feb 16, 2018 |
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Heavy neutrino posted:The only acceptable response is to take the day off work, put the sheets into the laundry, give all furniture to charity, and cook the most unpleasantly smelly dish you can imagine for dinner. Surprise! There's nothing left to gently caress on, and the whole appartment smells of fish and asafoetida!
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Hughlander posted:There’s a follow up: His ex is an rear end in a top hat. Why not just go out for your valentines date a day after you broke up with your fiance you were planning a wedding with? Dang, I'd be filled with rage if someone tried to pull that poo poo on me in that situation. Khorne fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Feb 16, 2018 |
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Feb 16, 2018 15:07
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Haifisch posted:My fiancé [25f] dumped me [26M] on Tuesday. Today she tells me she wants the apartment to herself tomorrow for her Valentine’s date. Is it wrong that I kind of think this and the follow-up are loving hilarious I mean yeah of course the ex-fiancee is an rear end in a top hat but goddamn dude grow a spine
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Feb 16, 2018 15:43
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Coohoolin posted:My girlfriend is away on holiday just now and while we both decided not to bother with Valentine's day because it's nonsense, she went online and got me a customised little keychain with a picture of my favourite mandolinist looking very silly with 90s frosted tips and pulling a ridiculous face on stage. There was no expectation of something in return, she surprised me with it, and I laughed for a full half hour because of how funny and perfect a gift it was. I'm a mandolinist and pull funny faces when I'm playing sometimes and it took absolutely no effort to put together a cute little gift that I absolutely love and probably cost more to deliver than to make. Why do you have a favorite mandolinist
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girl pants posted:Is it wrong that I kind of think this and the follow-up are loving hilarious I wanted to point out he seemed to have no spine and his fiance knew it, but I didn't want to send mixed signals. He even met them at the door!! You just have to say "hey soandso, you're not welcome in my apartment" and you're already flashing signals that this isn't going to be a good night. Instead he ends up in some slap fight over some sentimental charm that makes him look like a weenie. Khorne fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Feb 16, 2018 |
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Feb 16, 2018 15:51
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He's actually having an affair with a girl named Mandy Lynne, and has tried to explain this to his girlfriend repeatedly.
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Meme Emulator posted:Why do you have a favorite mandolinist He's a mandolinist
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maskenfreiheit posted:are you slow? NOBODY dates in serial (only goes out with one person 24/7 with zero overlap) Ive only dated in serial, Greg. Can you milk me?
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Feb 16, 2018 15:55
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girl pants posted:Is it wrong that I kind of think this and the follow-up are loving hilarious I kind of thought the one where the guy had knocked up his side-chick and was planning on just bringing her into his family home because his wife had signed a horrible pre-nup so she couldn't leave anyway was funny in a black-humor sort of way This one just made me mad because I read it before drinking any caffeine but I could certainly see that angle
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Khorne posted:It's not wrong at all. I have a hard time imagining anyone even trying to pull that on me. Like, all you have to do is be firm while arguing and they won't even try. No one wants to go into someone's apartment they share with an ex fiance and be super uncomfortable or harassed for hours on end. That's not a good date. Maybe she did it because she figured he'd never leave the apartment otherwise and she'd have to legally evict him and it would end with the cops dragging his limp body to the curb while he screamed I STIIIIIIIIIILL LOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUU
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Heavy neutrino posted:The only acceptable response is to take the day off work, put the sheets into the laundry, give all furniture to charity, and cook the most unpleasantly smelly dish you can imagine for dinner. Surprise! There's nothing left to gently caress on, and the whole appartment smells of fish and parmesan! And you've been naked the entire time. I improved it
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:One of the worst ways of flirting ever transcribed in text, but this was my guess. it's like basic instict, but she's pissing. what man wouldn't want her? Heavy neutrino posted:The only acceptable response is to take the day off work, put the sheets into the laundry, give all furniture to charity, and cook the most unpleasantly smelly dish you can imagine for dinner. Surprise! There's nothing left to gently caress on, and the whole appartment smells of fish and parmesan! also, it's not illegal to be nude in your own apartment 
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Inescapable Duck posted:Plan 9: Go to the moon and get drunk.
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girl pants posted:Maybe she did it because she figured he'd never leave the apartment otherwise and she'd have to legally evict him and it would end with the cops dragging his limp body to the curb while he screamed I STIIIIIIIIIILL LOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUU she got him to leave the apartment by just saying "I want you to leave the apartment", that was literally the easiest part of the entire operation he was like "where will I sleep" and she was like "your problem", that's how easy it was for her
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girl pants posted:Is it wrong that I kind of think this and the follow-up are loving hilarious Haha, yeah. What a bitch. Show an ounce of spine, idiot. I'm glad he kind of got his poo poo together, sure, but holy poo poo dude, I'd immediately be like "Get the hell out of my apartment and take your dumbass artist fucktoy with you" as soon as she dumped me. I wouldn't try to win her back as if I'm a hapless sitcom protagonist and I definitely wouldn't let her stay after asking me to leave for her Valentine's date. Lmao. Wow.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:hapless sitcom protagonist Didn't the thing with the necklace happen almost exactly in How I Met Your Mother
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girl pants posted:Didn't the thing with the necklace happen almost exactly in How I Met Your Mother i'm shocked a pathetic excuse for a man with a raging case of oneitis recreated a scene from HIMYM [BORAT VOICE] NOT! also /r/adultery has some gems if you search for "busted" Busted by an Electronic Toll quote:I went to see my LD AP a couple of months ago in another city and spent the night. I usually spend the night with him and tell my spouse that I'm staying with a friend and he always believes me. But this time I traveled to a nearby city and apparently there was a loving ELECTRONIC TOLL that I NEVER SAW. Because the invoice for it came in the mail today. There is in in black and white - the location, date and time that I traveled. gently caress.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Haha, yeah. What a bitch. Show an ounce of spine, idiot. I'm glad he kind of got his poo poo together, sure, but holy poo poo dude, I'd immediately be like "Get the hell out of my apartment and take your dumbass artist fucktoy with you" as soon as she dumped me. I wouldn't try to win her back as if I'm a hapless sitcom protagonist and I definitely wouldn't let her stay after asking me to leave for her Valentine's date. Lmao. Wow. I think there was more to it than he let on. Sounds like she just got tired of dealing with his poo poo and knew that, him being a tremendous loving weenie, there was a very simple way to get rid of him. It doesn't tally that she would behave like that out of the blue without a history of her routinely taking advantage of the fact that he is a doormat.
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Theophany posted:I think there was more to it than he let on. Sounds like she just got tired of dealing with his poo poo and knew that, him being a tremendous loving weenie, there was a very simple way to get rid of him. It doesn't tally that she would behave like that out of the blue without a history of her routinely taking advantage of the fact that he is a doormat. Oh, I'm sure finding some hot artist bro was her final motivation to break up with his sorry rear end after a long string of countless letdowns and disappointments, but the fact that he didn't put up a single bit of resistance to his ex bringing her new boyfriend home to bang is hilarious! 
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Theophany posted:I think there was more to it than he let on. Sounds like she just got tired of dealing with his poo poo and knew that, him being a tremendous loving weenie, there was a very simple way to get rid of him. It doesn't tally that she would behave like that out of the blue without a history of her routinely taking advantage of the fact that he is a doormat. they literally just moved to a new city across the country for her work earlier that month If she was just tired of dealing with his poo poo, she could maybe have done that before doing that???? I don't know, you have to be a pretty big weenie to justify your fiancee literally not caring if you have to sleep in the street so she can get laid, less than a month after moving across the country for her
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Caganer posted:also /r/adultery has some gems if you search for "busted" Turns out I dont know a word to describe the combination of shitheel and pathetic thay comes from having a long distance adultery partner
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Barudak posted:Turns out I dont know a word to describe the combination of shitheel and patheic thay comes from having a long distance adultery partner Was Ludacris pathetic for having hoes in different area codes?
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loquacius posted:Was Ludacris pathetic for having hoes in different area codes? Ludacris only ringed those fine ladies up if he was already gonna be there, this lady is having an affair like your boyfriend went to a different college than you.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Oh, I'm sure finding some hot artist bro was her final motivation to break up with his sorry rear end after a long string of countless letdowns and disappointments, but the fact that he didn't put up a single bit of resistance to his ex literally bringing her new boyfriend into their apartment to bang is hilarious! the netflix series "love" features a guy like this, his gf ends up telling him she cheated to get him to dump her Barudak posted:Turns out I dont know a word to describe the combination of shitheel and pathetic thay comes from having a long distance adultery partner to be fair it sounds like driving into NJ/philly from nyc or vice versa it's not like she's road tripping. Caganer fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Feb 16, 2018 |
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loquacius posted:they literally just moved to a new city across the country for her work earlier that month Oh yeah, I'm not defending her behaviour at all, I just think that aside from being spineless he's also a tremendous piece of poo poo that has probably worn her down over time. He even alludes to the fact he was on a perma-downer during the whole move and moaning about how it impacts his life. Sounds like they're both loving idiots who shouldn't have been together in the first place.
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loquacius posted:I kind of thought the one where the guy had knocked up his side-chick and was planning on just bringing her into his family home because his wife had signed a horrible pre-nup so she couldn't leave anyway was funny in a black-humor sort of way This one I need to see!
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LadyPictureShow posted:This one I need to see! It's this post Danaru posted:I [38M] had an affair. I'm trying to find a resolution now with my wife [36F] and the other woman [19F] (the punchline is that the prenup absolutely wouldn't hold up in court)
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Theophany posted:Sounds like they're both loving idiots who shouldn't have been together in the first place. I wish there was a way to make this the thread subtitle or description or something because it really is the answer to every post. By his own admission he was a huge wet blanket during the move and she resented him for it, but instead of either of them breaking up they just decided to drag it out until she finally was like "leave so I can bang this new guy in peace" lol
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loquacius posted:It's this post The punch line is that it sounds like the wife has been trafficked and that's a seriously hosed up situation. I hope she gets out of it.
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My [22F] boyfriend [28M] posted photo of friend [27F] sitting in lapquote:TL;DR: boyfriend doesn't see anything wrong with photo of friend on his lap Hmmm, I wonder how that worked out? [UPDATE] My[22F] boyfriend [28m] posted photo of friend[27f] quote:So, after reading the responses here I felt I was being pretty rational about my concerns. I confronted my boyfriend and not only did he double down on the insistence that he did nothing wrong, but he also said some pretty nasty things. This brought up other issues we'd had and I decided to end things.
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loquacius posted:(the punchline is that the prenup absolutely wouldn't hold up in court) It's really sad and depressing the number of people who believe that a contract is all-powerful and can just strip their rights away with a single signature. That's not how the law works! (Except de facto it is in so many cases because the person being screwed doesn't know any better).
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