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boner confessor posted:really the only way that guy could have hosed up any harder is if he thought to himself "she'll come around once she sees what's up" and he tried to gently caress the stranger in bed next to his sleeping wife I bet this is happening somewhere in the world, right now. I can only hope that one of the people involved reddits.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:17
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the wife wakes up, goes to get her coffee, husband has some half passed out stranger bent over the kitchen table "oh good, you're awake! ready to tag in? i'm getting pretty tired here"
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Feb 16, 2018 22:18
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Ham Sandwiches posted:He asked her to come with him to pick the girl and she said no, you do it, I'll be waiting for you when you get home, and they don't text in general but this time he did text her that he was on the way, and got no response, and the hint that he was supposed to understand is that she took the time to put stuff away (candles etc) instead of just going to bed, which meant she wasn't actually still on board with it, but she didn't want to deal with any of the weirdness that comes with changing your mind halfway through something like that and what do you know there's another person here now so you get what we had here It’s almost like he could have communicated a little bit more than usual with his wife if they’re entering strange new extramarital territory that he feels she would be uncomfortable with. Like a text or call with updates and letting her know he’s thinking about her and their planned activity all together. After he saw things were put away, he could have done more than the barest effort to check in on his wife’s feelings, or even gotten the sloppy girl’s number so they can all meet up later rather than banging her while not caring about his spouse’s emotions because “she technically said it was ok”. But as the other poster rightly mentioned: he was just interested in getting his own dick wet.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:18
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dudeness posted:The part where he says he found an attractive enough girl who was a "bit sloppy" makes me think this guy is kind of a creep. He says, "The girl and I ended up loving a few times and passing out on the couch." Which, to me, sounds like he didn't go back to bed with his wife that night. Even if the wife was ok with him going ahead and loving the barfly (she obviously wasn't), I doubt she was too happy about waking up to find them cuddling on the couch in the morning.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:19
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girl pants posted:I bet this is happening somewhere in the world, right now. I can only hope that one of the people involved reddits. I'm pretty sure this is a whole genre of porn
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Feb 16, 2018 22:19
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boner confessor posted:really the only way that guy could have hosed up any harder is if he thought to himself "she'll come around once she sees what's up" and he tried to gently caress the stranger in bed next to his sleeping wife It was Valentines Day, maybe this is the other side of pushover dude and his sad little relic to save their relationship.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:19
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BadSamaritan posted:But as the other poster rightly mentioned: he was just interested in getting his own dick wet. Right, which is what he claimed would be the case for the 5 years they were married, and he was clear about it before they got married, and now he's acting on the thing he said he would do, after she said she was ok with it 
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Feb 16, 2018 22:20
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Right, which is what he claimed would be the case for the 5 years they were married, and he was clear about it before they got married, and now he's acting on the thing he said he would do, after she said she was ok with it oh so it's all kosher now that he's been upfront about his desire to cheat on his wife for all five years of their marriage, makes sense
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Feb 16, 2018 22:21
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dudeness posted:Also the part where she was still on the couch in the morning is pretty hilarious. Once when I was in college I woke up at 7 am to go to class and there was a girl in a schoolgirl costume passed out on our couch. Nobody knew who she was.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:22
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All it would've taken is a modicum of introspection by that dude to realize that no, it's not a good idea to gently caress the stranger he picked up from the bar after his seemingly reticent wife called off the threesome, despite her actual or percieved go-ahead. How the gently caress do you see that going well at all?
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Feb 16, 2018 22:23
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boner confessor posted:oh so it's all kosher now that he's been upfront about his desire to cheat on his wife for all five years of their marriage, makes sense I think it's fine if people are not ok with threesomes. I don't think it's fine to say you're ok with threesomes, get married to someone that is clear they want to be married to someone ok with threesomes, and then decide you're not ok with threesomes. It happens, but I think it's eminently loving dumb, and yeah, in this one case, the fault is really on her (in my opinion). I would support her saying "Threesomes suck I'm not really interested in doing one" and being clear on that I would support her trying the threesome and discovering she doesn't like the vibe I think "turn all the lights off and crawl in bed as your spouse is returning with another person for you to all gently caress" is laaaame
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Feb 16, 2018 22:24
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sleepwalkers posted:All it would've taken is a modicum of introspection by that dude to realize that no, it's not a good idea to gently caress the stranger he picked up from the bar after his seemingly reticent wife called off the threesome, despite her actual or percieved go-ahead. How the gently caress do you see that going well at all? an inebriated + horny dude's motivated reasoning can be pretty spectacular, especially when passive-aggressive non-communication is involved LGD fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Feb 16, 2018 |
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Feb 16, 2018 22:25
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Honestly, I think this went the best it could possibly have gone. Wife realized she couldn't fulfill what OP needed and left. Now OP gets to have threeways all the time and wife gets to find somebody who doesn't bang strangers on the couch.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:25
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People say and agree with crazy things woken up from sleep, and may not even remember in the morning. Sounds pretty plausible here, especially if she immediately fell back asleep.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:25
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girl pants posted:Honestly, I think this went the best it could possibly have gone. Wife realized she couldn't fulfill what OP needed and left. Now OP gets to have threeways all the time and wife gets to find somebody who doesn't bang strangers on the couch. Yeah that was my take, and that I also feel it would have been better for both parties if the wife could have been more realistic about not wanting threesomes a few years back, but maybe it was something she was really uncertain about.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:26
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sleepwalkers posted:All it would've taken is a modicum of introspection by that dude to realize that no, it's not a good idea to gently caress the stranger he picked up from the bar after his seemingly reticent wife called off the threesome, despite her actual or percieved go-ahead. How the gently caress do you see that going well at all? look, he was really, really upfront with his wife throughout their whole relationship that eventually, he would stick his dick in another woman. she had fair warning Ham Sandwiches posted:I would support her saying "Threesomes suck I'm not really interested in doing one" and being clear on that gonna go out on a limb here and say that the guy who can't even get landing clearance from his wife to screw a bar hookup probably only hears what he wants to hear vis-a-vis his wife's policy on whether or not he should put his dick in other people
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Feb 16, 2018 22:26
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girl pants posted:Once when I was in college I woke up at 7 am to go to class and there was a girl in a schoolgirl costume passed out on our couch. was it halloween, or did you have a lot of people over the night before, or did anyone stick around until she woke up, or so many questions sleepwalkers posted:All it would've taken is a modicum of introspection by that dude to realize that no, it's not a good idea to gently caress the stranger he picked up from the bar after his seemingly reticent wife called off the threesome, despite her actual or percieved go-ahead. How the gently caress do you see that going well at all? It's the kind of thing where you'd at least be able to go "it seemed like a good idea when I was drunk at 4 AM with a raging hardon  ", except he's still vehemently defending the decision now, stone cold sober, days later, on Reddit
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Feb 16, 2018 22:27
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Ham Sandwiches posted:I think it's fine if people are not ok with threesomes. I don't think it's fine to say you're ok with threesomes, get married to someone that is clear they want to be married to someone ok with threesomes, and then decide you're not ok with threesomes. e: In case it's not implied, you don't gently caress a stranger even if you think your wife who ended up getting cold feet at the idea of loving a stranger with you gives you the green light to have sex with someone else. The topic had never been discussed, it was not what had been discussed prior, and a sleepy "okay sure go for it" should not be enough for anyone without prior discussion of boundaries. sleepwalkers fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Feb 16, 2018 |
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Feb 16, 2018 22:28
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Right, which is what he claimed would be the case for the 5 years they were married, and he was clear about it before they got married, and now he's acting on the thing he said he would do, after she said she was ok with it It's weird that you don't know how common men making white noise about their sexual bucket list fantasies is since you're giving every indication that you do that yourself. poo poo like threesomes and sex positions invented on UrbanDictionary are way more about having something to brag to other men about, and it's not unreasonable or uncommon for a woman to assume her SO will grow out of it once he sees what actual loving relationship sex can be like. And that's not even digging into how hosed it is to ever blame a choice Person A makes on Person B. If the only way a woman can keep her husband from cheating on her is by agreeing to sleep with strangers, that's not consensual, that's a hostage situation.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:31
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loquacius posted:was it halloween, or He's dumb and wants to make it not his fault so he's going to the internet and hoping they'll tell him it's not his fault However, it is his fault, so he's becoming a defensive and whiny bitch boy
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I maintain there was a decent chance he could have actually had a threesome if he sent the drunk girl (ew) home and reconnected with his wife instead but he screwed it up sooooooo bad.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:33
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LGD posted:an inebriated + horny dude's motivated reasoning can be pretty spectacular, especially when passive-aggressive non-communication is involved in contract law ambiguity is usually found in favor of the person who signed the contract since the one who drafted it could have been more specific if they wanted
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Feb 16, 2018 22:33
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Galaxy Brain posted:It's weird that you don't know how common men making white noise about their sexual bucket list fantasies is since you're giving every indication that you do that yourself. poo poo like threesomes and sex positions invented on UrbanDictionary are way more about having something to brag to other men about, and it's not unreasonable or uncommon for a woman to assume her SO will grow out of it once he sees what actual loving relationship sex can be like. And that's not even digging into how hosed it is to ever blame a choice Person A makes on Person B. If the only way a woman can keep her husband from cheating on her is by agreeing to sleep with strangers, that's not consensual, that's a hostage situation. Lol expert forensic investigator is here to tell you I show indicators of "sexual bucket list fantasies" because im chiming on a reddit post hahaha for fucks sake Yeah the poor hostage that had to get married to the dude that wanted threesomes, she had to, he was the last dude left on earth, and that's why once they became married (despite him being clear about this desire before the marriage) she became a hostage to his horrific sex needs. *or* Someone that didn't want a threesomes but did want to get married wasted 5 years of the life of some dude that did want to get married and also wanted threesomes, and when it became clear that this was going to be an issue, it turns out that they both wasted their time, because of her decision
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Feb 16, 2018 22:35
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I can’t live without this thing that I have lived just fine for at least half a decade* without. *probably forever
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Feb 16, 2018 22:35
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My (25/M) roommate/fwb (24/F) has been acting weird to me after I took one of her friends out on valentine's day and slept with her? Have I done something wrong?quote:Hey everyone hope you had a good valentine's day! 
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Feb 16, 2018 22:36
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The reason women often try non-verbal ways to communicate "no" is because so many men hear the actual word "no" as the starter gun for a marathon argument. And those are the good guys. The bad ones just beat you to death.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:36
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Someone that didn't want a threesomes but did want to get married wasted 5 years of the life of some dude that did want to get married and also wanted threesomes, and when it became clear that this was going to be an issue, it turns out that they both wasted their time, because of her decision
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Feb 16, 2018 22:36
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Doggles posted:My (25/M) roommate/fwb (24/F) has been acting weird to me after I took one of her friends out on valentine's day and slept with her? Have I done something wrong? you dumbass you absolute loving jabroni quote:Come valentine's day she asks what I planning on doing tonight and I tell her that I'm going on a date with one of her friends. She starts acting off and disappointed I ask her what's bothering her and she says "what makes you think somethings bothering me?" and walks off. I kinda just brush it off and go on the date. The date goes well and we end up going back to my place and having sex. We try to be quiet and the friend leaves after we smash as to not bother my fwb. you fuckin, you fuckin aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa how are people so dumb
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Lol expert forensic investigator is here to tell you I show indicators of "sexual bucket list fantasies" because im chiming on a reddit post hahaha for fucks sake Who is responsible for a man's actions? 1. The Man 2. His Wife
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I'm a bit surprised that apparently the most important thing about this marriage is 'having 3somes or not.' Like idk if I was with my gf and she goes "you know I'm just not really into X anymore" I'd say "OK." Granted we've been together for a while but 
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sleepwalkers posted:This is an incredibly stupid take. look its super important that we take the dude who crushed all of his wife's boundaries without looking back at his word, as a gentleman. his wife had fair warning that he would eventually be unfaithful to her so really can you blame him? how many warnings do you have to give your wife that eventually you will betray her? it was her fault for sticking around in the first place, to be cheated on
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Galaxy Brain posted:It's weird that you don't know how common men making white noise about their sexual bucket list fantasies is since you're giving every indication that you do that yourself. poo poo like threesomes and sex positions invented on UrbanDictionary are way more about having something to brag to other men about, and it's not unreasonable or uncommon for a woman to assume her SO will grow out of it once he sees what actual loving relationship sex can be like. And that's not even digging into how hosed it is to ever blame a choice Person A makes on Person B. If the only way a woman can keep her husband from cheating on her is by agreeing to sleep with strangers, that's not consensual, that's a hostage situation. You say it like it's just a man thing. Women can and will blow up a relationship for a threeway and dumb sex poo poo as well, it's just that normally those sorts of things are more associated with the man. See that one story a couple dozen pages ago about the wife browbeating the husband into a WWM three-way where the other woman completely shuts him out and leaves him standing there doing nothing while the other woman goes to town on the wife and the husband has a freakout.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:41
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loquacius posted:was it halloween, or No, yes, I don't know. She was probably a friend of a friend who passed out and woke up around noon and just left. Never saw her again. Me (33m) asked my gf(31f)'s dad (59m) for permission to marry his daughter. He said No. quote:u/Throwaway73828492 why ya gotta be so ruuuuuuuude
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Doggles posted:My (25/M) roommate/fwb (24/F) has been acting weird to me after I took one of her friends out on valentine's day and slept with her? Have I done something wrong? 
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I [35M] haven’t yet kissed the girl [38F] I have been dating for almost 3 months. We are going to a hockey game tomorrow and I am worried about showing up on the “Kiss Cam”quote:I have virtually no past dating experience and I am very shy regarding physical contact. The girl I am dating is very conservative and still lives with her parents. I don’t know her full past but understand she has never had a serious boyfriend. [UPDATE] I haven’t yet kissed the girl I have been dating for almost 3 months. We are going to a hockey game tomorrow and I am worried about showing up on the “Kiss Cam” quote:You all can have a little laugh at my expense! Guess the ages!
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Feb 16, 2018 22:42
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I'm trying to imagine walking inside the house to see all the candles and other accouterments you laid out for the event have been put away, and feeling anything other than a rapidly increasing sense of foreboding.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:44
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This isn't even an interesting one to debate because there isn't really two sides to it. The guy is a total dumbass. His wife brought up threesomes again, he was super pumped and brought home an, uh, 'sloppy' girl only to find that she had gone to bed, either because it was really late or had cold feet or whatnot. At that point, he can be fairly disappointed or even mad, but that's the evening shot. It's a threesome without three people, i.e. not happening. He should apologise and say, "sorry lady, I'll text you and maybe we can rearrange." Instead he gets some dubious mumbled permission after waking up his wife to go ahead and cheat on her, spider senses indicate that he was hearing exactly what he wanted to hear, and decided to harpoon his marriage because in his delusional state, he thought having sex with another woman was his wife's Valentine's gift (lmao)
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