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La Brea Carpet posted:Guess the Andrew Bernard and Angela Martin 
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La Brea Carpet posted:I [35M] haven’t yet kissed the girl [38F] I have been dating for almost 3 months. We are going to a hockey game tomorrow and I am worried about showing up on the “Kiss Cam” Oooooooooh my gooooooooooooodddddd
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Doggles posted:My (25/M) roommate/fwb (24/F) has been acting weird to me after I took one of her friends out on valentine's day and slept with her? Have I done something wrong? Close, but after that girl who hosed Chad on her best friend's bed these stories just can't keep up anymore.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:45
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girl pants posted:No, yes, I don't know. She was probably a friend of a friend who passed out and woke up around noon and just left. Never saw her again. Haha that story owns, I wonder what his next move is lmao Dad: "Haha you're a dumbass and she can do way better than you, eat poo poo" OP: 
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Feb 16, 2018 22:46
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Andy Dufresne posted:Close, but after that girl who hosed Chad on her best friend's bed these stories just can't keep up anymore. Zen and the Art of Cucking
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Feb 16, 2018 22:46
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Dienes posted:I'm trying to imagine walking inside the house to see all the candles and other accouterments you laid out for the event have been put away, and feeling anything other than a rapidly increasing sense of foreboding. "wow, ok! so we're doing this in the dark huh, that's cool" *takes off shirt* "honey, wake up! the skank is here!"
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Feb 16, 2018 22:47
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Galaxy Brain posted:Who is responsible for a man's actions? 3. That slut from the bar who was totally DTF
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Feb 16, 2018 22:47
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Al Borland Corp. posted:You don't need anybody's father's loving permission you spineless piece of poo poo. You go to somebody's father and you loving INFORM them you are marrying their daughter and you'll take their blessing if they'd like but don't need it It's such a creepy concept too, back in the day when ladies were property and you had to ask the owner for permission I'm going to pretend your daughter is not a human being or has agency, and will ask you, to make her decisions for her Nothing about the whole "asking parents permission" seems like a wise choice
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Feb 16, 2018 22:47
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Any man whose absolute deal-killer relationship-ultimatum fantasy is something that would give his partner zero pleasure at all needs to do some thinking. Porn-addled dweebs like the OP (and apparently Ham here) seem to think that every woman on earth is a secret bisexual who would just love to hook up with a girl. Any relationship requires some moments of selflessness, moments where the only thing you're getting out of the situation is seeing your partner happy, but sex with a stranger who's not even your partner's preferred gender is an incredibly selfish thing to ask for, let alone demand. Porn isn't real life. Most people go their entire lives never sleeping with a stranger at all. Including the OP, because after five years of not even pursuing something it's pretty hard to argue you can't live without it. I stick with my diagnosis that the OP's whole sexual identity revolves around impressing other men, and it looks like at least that part of the fantasy succeeded, because here Ham is with stars in his eyes.
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La Brea Carpet posted:I [35M] haven’t yet kissed the girl [38F] I have been dating for almost 3 months. We are going to a hockey game tomorrow and I am worried about showing up on the “Kiss Cam” 38 and never been kissed what
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Feb 16, 2018 22:50
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girl pants posted:No, yes, I don't know. She was probably a friend of a friend who passed out and woke up around noon and just left. Never saw her again. If I could take one thing back about the lead up to getting engaged and married it would be asking my wife’s father for permission. I was a stupid 20 year old which makes me feel slightly better, but really it’s none of dad’s business who the daughter marries. Dude should have told the dad “well, I’m going to do it anyway so gently caress you” and proposed right there.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:52
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Galaxy Brain posted:Any man whose absolute deal-killer relationship-ultimatum fantasy is something that would give his partner zero pleasure at all needs to do some thinking. Porn-addled dweebs like the OP (and apparently Ham here) seem to think that every woman on earth is a secret bisexual who would just love to hook up with a girl. Having read this thread for a while, it sure seems like there's all kinds of folks out there that have all kinds of preferences. There's enough poly stories posted here just from reddit alone that it's clear that some people dig that lifestyle and for them it seems pretty important. I think it's ok for poly people to date and marry poly people. Pretending like you're on board with that lifestyle, marrying someone, and then never actually being on board with it is a disservice to both people. Instead of pretending to be poly to get married, why not find a compatible spouse, and let the poly person do the same thing? There's something really weird about how invested you've gotten in this story to the point that you're projecting poo poo onto my posts just to disagree with them more vehemently, my pretty straightforward take here is that I think pretending to be compatible with someone when you're actually not is just a big waste of time and it wasn't helpful to anyone in this case.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:53
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Go charge your crystals.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:54
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She agreed to try a threeway, not for her husband to bang some drunk chick he just met on their couch while she sleeps, in their bed, alone, on Valentine's Day.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:55
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Asking your future parents-in-law if you can marry their daughter is just a sign of respect, it's a rhetorical question. Any answer other than a resounding "yes" and a hug is a huuuuge red flag. I really felt like I got a lot from that conversation with my now parents-in-law and we're closer because of it. No ragrets.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:56
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Is it okay that I (24M) am upset that my GF’s (22F) gift was thoughtless?quote:My girlfriend “Jannel” and I have been together almost 2 years, and I do love her very much. Last Valentine’s Day i romanced her and the relationship was relatively new so I was more focused on having fun than what she got me. The best gift is you not being a lil bitch about valentine's day.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:56
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Ham Sandwiches posted:I think it's ok for poly people to date and marry poly people. Pretending like you're on board with that lifestyle, marrying someone, and then never actually being on board with it is a disservice to both people. Instead of pretending to be poly to get married, why not find a compatible spouse, and let the poly person do the same thing? Two quick points. Can you stop conflating poly and threesome? The guy's "requirement" was a threesome, it wasn't loving another lady while his wife was in bed. Once the threesome was off he should have ended it. I think this would have been obvious to any person who responds to and understands social cues in real life. Second point, agreeing to eventually do something doesn't mean you're up for it at any time. I've promised my wife that we'll paint our master bedroom, but if she rings me up on a Tuesday morning at work telling me that she's bought supplies and is ready to go I'm going to have to let her down.
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Feb 16, 2018 22:59
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Having read this thread for a while, it sure seems like there's all kinds of folks out there that have all kinds of preferences. There's enough poly stories posted here just from reddit alone that it's clear that some people dig that lifestyle and for them it seems pretty important. Clearly there is some retroactive justifications in the OP's post. He even said they were extremely compatible sexually and had had five years of a very satisfying sex life. Clearly not having threesomes was not a deal breaker. I think to define somebody as seriously polyamorous, they'd be unlikely to have five years of extremely satisfying monogamy and not be bothered by that? If anything, it was more of a kink that was left dormant because she wasn't into it. Dunno, not some kind of sexpert in defining poly.
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Feb 16, 2018 23:01
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Having read this thread for a while, it sure seems like there's all kinds of folks out there that have all kinds of preferences. There's enough poly stories posted here just from reddit alone that it's clear that some people dig that lifestyle and for them it seems pretty important. Chin up, Hambone, I'm sure you'll find someone else will be okay with you loving other people in Valentine's day Maybe call up that dude from the start of the thread, see what he's been up to
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Feb 16, 2018 23:02
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I got my wife a little carton of half and half for her coffee because we ran out that day, stuck a heart I cut out from the back of some scrap paper and wrote "happy valentines day" then taped it to the carton and left it in the fridge. She was very happy. If you're in a good relationship you don't need fancy gifts to genuinely make the other person happy, nor do you tally up points and hold grudges over who got who a better gift.
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Feb 16, 2018 23:03
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Ham Sandwiches posted:There's something really weird about how invested you've gotten in this story to the point that you're projecting poo poo onto my posts just to disagree with them more vehemently, my pretty straightforward take here is that I think pretending to be compatible with someone when you're actually not is just a big waste of time and it wasn't helpful to anyone in this case. Nobody is going to disagree that they weren't a good fit as a couple, but you absolutely come across as putting it all on the wife as though this man has no agency and he just had to gently caress a stranger because he got so close before she backed out.
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Feb 16, 2018 23:04
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La Brea Carpet posted:Is it okay that I (24M) am upset that my GF’s (22F) gift was thoughtless? Never before have I seen a man this unhappy and whiny about getting his dick sucked
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Feb 16, 2018 23:05
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Ham Sandwiches posted:There's something really weird about how invested you've gotten in this story to the point that you're projecting poo poo onto my posts just to disagree with them more vehemently, my pretty straightforward take here is that I think pretending to be compatible with someone when you're actually not is just a big waste of time and it wasn't helpful to anyone in this case. "it's weird how invested you've gotten in this story" says the guy taking the cheater's excuses for why he cheated on his wife at face value, and blaming her for permitting him to gently caress a stranger
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Feb 16, 2018 23:06
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sleepwalkers posted:This is the second thread in which you've complained about people misinterpreting your posts, and I'm starting to think you're just not very good at getting your thoughts and feelings out into words. Almost every post you've made about that has come off as contrarian at best, because you've constantly focused on the wife being in the wrong and almost entirely brushing aside the entire crux of the post: a husband hosed a stranger after his wife backed out of a threesome and was being a petulant, rules lawyering baby when people told him that was a stupid thing to do. Lol dude the guy who thought he knows my sexual preferences based on how I'm responding to a reddit story of a threesome gone bad is projecting dude, nothing I said caused him to make that idiotic conclusion it's not because I expressed myself poorly it's because he's an idiot Were you really having a hard time following that and decided to make some larger post about my posting style lmao
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Feb 16, 2018 23:07
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Doggles posted:My (25/M) roommate/fwb (24/F) has been acting weird to me after I took one of her friends out on valentine's day and slept with her? Have I done something wrong? to be fair, he said he wanted casual and "i'm loving your friend on valentine's day" is extremely casual. though he should man up and just admit he knows she's irritated and doesn't care since he made his intentions clear rather than pretend he's autistic
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Feb 16, 2018 23:08
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We are being unfair Perhaps this man had some sort of ancient curse that required him to gently caress strangers, and it had merely been dormant for five years
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Feb 16, 2018 23:08
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La Brea Carpet posted:Is it okay that I (24M) am upset that my GF’s (22F) gift was thoughtless? Alas, he just didn't have it in him to give that.
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Feb 16, 2018 23:10
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Blade Runner posted:We are being unfair A common ailment, to be fair.
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Feb 16, 2018 23:11
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My wife got me a loaf of sourdough bread for Valentine's. It rules.
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Feb 16, 2018 23:15
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Baronjutter posted:I got my wife a little carton of half and half for her coffee because we ran out that day, stuck a heart I cut out from the back of some scrap paper and wrote "happy valentines day" then taped it to the carton and left it in the fridge. She was very happy. That's sweet as hell  I have a running gag with my SO about a particular pun (one of those things where the humor in it couldn't possibly survive the explanation of it) and this valentine's day he compiled a bunch of them and that was my "card." Gift-giving is about expressing how well you know the recipient, so once you've got that locked down you hardly ever need to break out your wallet. Al Borland Corp. posted:My wife got me a loaf of sourdough bread for Valentine's. It rules. That's tangy as hell
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Feb 16, 2018 23:16
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Hey Hammy, wanna tag into this argument about a dude whining over getting his dick sucked You're not gonna stop being retarded but I'd rather argue about that for the next few pages, so
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Feb 16, 2018 23:17
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Blade Runner posted:Never before have I seen a man this unhappy and whiny about getting his dick sucked Khorne fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Feb 16, 2018 |
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Feb 16, 2018 23:17
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i deleted my facebook on valentine's day 2016 and it's pretty great.
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Feb 16, 2018 23:20
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Doggles posted:My (25/M) roommate/fwb (24/F) has been acting weird to me after I took one of her friends out on valentine's day and slept with her? Have I done something wrong? what do people mean when they say they "don't have time for a relationship" but do have time to casually hook up with with their close personal friend and roomate for six consecutive months?
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Feb 16, 2018 23:20
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Al Borland Corp. posted:You don't need anybody's father's loving permission you spineless piece of poo poo. You go to somebody's father and you loving INFORM them you are marrying their daughter and you'll take their blessing if they'd like but don't need it I agree in principal, but the father said he'd cut contact with the daughter if OP married her. That's something to seriously consider and not just brush off, especially if father and daughter are close. I'd really like an update to that one and find out how OP's girlfriend responded.
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Feb 16, 2018 23:20
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Ham Sandwiches posted:There's something really weird about how invested you've gotten in this story to the point that you're projecting poo poo onto my posts just to disagree with them more vehemently, my pretty straightforward take here is that I think pretending to be compatible with someone when you're actually not is just a big waste of time and it wasn't helpful to anyone in this case. You are projecting motives onto the wife. You are 100% positive she just lied and pretended to be okay with it. It's not that she got last minute cold feet that she truly didn't expect to have. She couldn't have been totally on board with this but then poo poo happened on the day of that made it go sour, like him taking loving ages to pick a girl up in the bar and her getting super tired. Or maybe it wasn't adequately communicated how he was getting this threesome person and she was surprised he was just going to pick up a random bar skank the day of and that soured her on it. There are so many possibilities, and while that IS one of them, you are positive that she was lying from day 1 is the only one. Not to mention how a threesome is not loving a rando on your couch while your wife sleeps and isn't really aware of what's happening around he, but other people have rather adequately covered that.
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Feb 16, 2018 23:22
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slouch posted:what do people mean when they say they "don't have time for a relationship" but do have time to casually hook up with with their close personal friend and roomate for six consecutive months? They don't want to spend any more than the bare minimum of time it takes to ram their dick into a vagina without any of the extra stuff like meeting each others families and growing together and developing a connection with another human
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Feb 16, 2018 23:24
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slouch posted:what do people mean when they say they "don't have time for a relationship" but do have time to casually hook up with with their close personal friend and roomate for six consecutive months? They mean they don't have "time" to listen to that close personal friend talk about their thoughts and feelings, or make plans, or keep promises, or do any activities that aren't sex or possibly eating food. My boyfriend [22/M] wants me [22/F] to stop participating in my favorite sports My boyfriend and I have been dating a year now. I think we’re really dissimilar, but we make it work really well. He’s a lot more involved in art, and I’m into athletics. When we first started dating, I made my interest clear to him and he was enthusiastic. I’m not Olympics good, but I hope to be before it gets too late. He said he wanted to support me, and he was willing to try some new sports and stuff with me. Of course, right at the start of us dating, I wrecked my leg and our first few dates were spent doing puzzles and crosswords together, watching movies while I was buzzed on painkillers. He was awesome. It really solidified that he was the person I wanted to spend my life with. He took great care of me, and I loved to spend time with him and learn about what he enjoyed. He set up some paints in my living room so he could paint while we hung out, and I have so many paintings of me, my cat, my house plants. They’re all so incredible. I love what he does. After a lot of PT and recovery, I finally got the chance to start snowboarding again! Really late into the season, but I was able to! I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to come with me, and he wasn’t up for it the past few weeks. I’ve been having a lot of fun going on my own, but I do wish I had him with me. I asked him one last time if he wanted to go with me as sort of a romantic Valentine’s thing, then we could go get dinner and have a night in- he’s been trying to teach me to paint, so I figured we could do a bit of that. He said he didn’t want to, and then decided to cancel all our plans. I felt really kind of hurt. I asked him if he was okay, but he just shut me down. We’ve been watching the Olympics together, and he’s just not at all engaged. He shushes me when I get excited, and just leaves if he’s not interested in the event. I feel a little disrespected. I watch him paint for hours on end, I ask for the technique, I try to learn. I go to the museums with him, even when I think they’re boring and tedious. He doesn’t have to love it, but he could at least show some interest. Today, I just felt a little fed up and asked why he wouldn’t go with me and why he was so upset. I feel like I’m really respectful of his interests, but it doesn’t seem like he cares about mine. So, I confronted him. He told me he feels like I’m going to get hurt again, and it just comes off as a waste of time to do stuff like that. He says art is more permanent, and something like sports doesn’t last. Well, gently caress me for liking it, right? He said he’d never go do that sort of stuff with me, but told me he still loves me, he just wants me safe. I told him I appreciate the sentiment, I just wish he showed more respect. He said it wasn’t fair for him to pretend to like something he doesn’t, and then told me I should take up something less dangerous. He said he’d support me more if I did running or tennis or even golf. I told him I’ve got a limited window, and I want to keep pursuing this. If something happens, it happens, but I want to at least make an attempt. He told me it doesn’t matter, that he can’t support me doing this. I’m so frustrated. Is this break up worthy? Or can I reconcile with him? Is he right? I'm sure Mr. "hush, you're getting too excited!" is amazing in bed.
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Andy Dufresne posted:Asking your future parents-in-law if you can marry their daughter is just a sign of respect, it's a rhetorical question. gently caress that l m a o slouch posted:what do people mean when they say they "don't have time for a relationship" but do have time to casually hook up with with their close personal friend and roomate for six consecutive months? i don't get where the confusion is? a relationship is more than just banging when convenient
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Avenging_Mikon posted:I agree in principal, but the father said he'd cut contact with the daughter if OP married her. That's something to seriously consider and not just brush off, especially if father and daughter are close. Maybe the daughter is a goth-y or punk alternative type, and the father likes him but is saying no so she'll run off and marry him anyway in order to spite him This take makes no sense and uses information I could not possibly have, but I'm sticking with it until the heat death of the universe because I'm dumb as hell
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