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My BF [M/23] got mad that I [F/22] clogged the toilet at his apartment. AKA: I powershit so hard that my BF went mental. quote:My boyfriend is subleasing a room, and currently shares a bathroom one other dude. He's subleasing "under the table", in that they didn't go through management (extra fees), but instead just agreed to a verbal contract.
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Kuros posted:My BF [M/23] got mad that I [F/22] clogged the toilet at his apartment. Your bf is threatened by your massive shits. In our evolutionary history, the dominant partner always made the biggest poo poo and made their partners clean up the mess. Here you are challenging his dominance in the relationship by making GBS threads in his home and then, because his incel shits are too small to have an effect on the plumbing, have to go to your place to get the right tool for the job. When you return to his apartment, he will attempt to take the lead and plunge the toilet. He will fail because he is mentally weak and won't be able to summon the will necessary to challenge your now sentient poo poo. You will have to subdue it, and you will win, further cementing you as the dominant partner.
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Feb 17, 2018 01:26
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Kuros posted:My BF [M/23] got mad that I [F/22] clogged the toilet at his apartment. What does she want from the internet? Just confirmation that she did nothing wrong? PMs from scat fetishists? Give me strength lmbo
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Feb 17, 2018 01:27
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ArbitraryC posted:we've seen countless stories of some dude pining for a girl, she's not really that into him while wanting to stay friends, ends up romantically interested in his attractive and sociable friend, and we all just sort of have a guffaw about it rather than calling her a lovely person. in most of those stories they werent long term friends who hung out a lot, were extremely close, had sex with each other regularly, and live together. also she usually isn't confused about why her male friend doesn't want to gently caress the day after she banged his friend.
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Feb 17, 2018 01:29
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Own a plunger idiot.
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Feb 17, 2018 01:35
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COMRADES posted:Plus this yeah like idk people just aren't rational all the time and even though she shouldn't maybe be upset wow if you couldn't tell she would be from 10 miles away guy.
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Feb 17, 2018 01:37
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Doggles posted:My (25/M) roommate/fwb (24/F) has been acting weird to me after I took one of her friends out on valentine's day and slept with her? Have I done something wrong? lol, it's like those stories where the answer is "You don't have a girlfriend," only it's the opposite. Kuros posted:My BF [M/23] got mad that I [F/22] clogged the toilet at his apartment. What kind of shortsighted fool doesn't have a plunger in their apartment? That's just asking for trouble...
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Feb 17, 2018 01:39
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ArbitraryC posted:to be sort of fair the dude in this case openly turned down a relationship with her. It's not really that much different from the roommate boned the girl I was into stories. It's really, really, really insensitive to bang the friends of the person you're regularly sleeping with. I don't care what your relationship with that person is. It's a mega lovely thing to do and the girl has every reason to be pissed.
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Feb 17, 2018 02:07
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Kuros posted:My BF [M/23] got mad that I [F/22] clogged the toilet at his apartment. poo poo on his chest, open the relationship, poo poo on his roommate's chest
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Feb 17, 2018 02:09
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alert alert r/legaladviceofftopic loving owns idea for a business (armed chauffeur for escorts)...not sure of the legality quote:So this is not something I'm imminently planning, just a theory. My plan for a small business is to provide a chauffeur/personal security service to high end escorts in the Portland, OR area. Basically drive clients to and from their appointments, provide them with a nearby security professional and a panic-button device, and ensure that their customers abide by the client's predetermined time limits and code of conduct.
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Feb 17, 2018 02:10
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:It's really, really, really insensitive to bang the friends of the person you're regularly sleeping with. I don't care what your relationship with that person is. It's a mega lovely thing to do and the girl has every reason to be pissed. yeah
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Feb 17, 2018 02:13
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andrew smash posted:alert alert r/legaladviceofftopic loving owns Dear Reddit, pimping ain't easy!! How do I pimp!
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andrew smash posted:alert alert r/legaladviceofftopic loving owns I'm actually genuinely curious about the response. Like headshops in the US operate in an "obviously facilitating illegal actions but we're not personally responsible" grey area, could you set up an escort business the same way?
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Feb 17, 2018 02:15
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andrew smash posted:alert alert r/legaladviceofftopic loving owns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pya9_33CtvE
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Feb 17, 2018 02:18
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lmao the pacific northwest is now gentrifying pimps
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Feb 17, 2018 02:34
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Feb 17, 2018 02:34
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Al Borland Corp. posted:The crazy thing is he was doing that stuff anyway. He flew out to her father's funeral with her and poo poo. What the hell did he not have time for? Given that he sounds like a massive douche, I'm guessing he thinks she's ugly but has a nice body.
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Feb 17, 2018 02:35
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Feb 17, 2018 02:35
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ArbitraryC posted:I'm actually genuinely curious about the response. lol. they tell him that, in its wisdom, the oregon legislature has foreseen his attempted use of this loophole, and if he does this he will obviously go to prison
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Feb 17, 2018 02:37
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Feb 17, 2018 02:38
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Their children will find out that Santa Claus isn't real before he does
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Feb 17, 2018 03:08
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less michael scott, more ted bundy quote:During the penalty phase of the trial, Bundy took advantage of an obscure Florida law providing that a marriage declaration in court, in the presence of a judge, constituted a legal marriage. As he was questioning former Washington State DES coworker Carole Ann Boone—who had moved to Florida to be near Bundy, had testified on his behalf during both trials, and was again testifying on his behalf as a character witness—he asked her to marry him. She accepted, and Bundy declared to the court that they were legally married.
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Feb 17, 2018 03:15
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*thinking about paying thousands of dollars for a massive wedding* "Uhhh honey I thought we were already married!"
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Feb 17, 2018 03:18
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dudeness posted:Own a Ftfy
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Feb 17, 2018 03:34
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Caganer posted:less michael scott, more ted bundy Except Bundy’s trick actually worked. Weird Florida law.
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Feb 17, 2018 04:02
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Regarding the guy that was kicked out of his house on valentines day, he totally could just be a huge spineless weenie who brought it on himself. But I wanna give him the benefit of the doubt, as i went through someting similar (although not as crazy), it could have been simply an emotionally abusive relationship. The whole up and uprooting everything to go with her plans and getting far from his support group, only to suddenly want to be with someone else is familiar. It really messes with your brain, you feel like "i deserve this" and you don't think logically or preserve your own feelings. It's not until you finally leave that you finally think "oh wow that was really stupid and messed up! ". Or he could be just a huge loser
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Feb 17, 2018 04:26
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Miserable Maid posted:Regarding the guy that was kicked out of his house on valentines day, he totally could just be a huge spineless weenie who brought it on himself. But I wanna give him the benefit of the doubt, as i went through someting similar (although not as crazy), it could have been simply an emotionally abusive relationship. The whole up and uprooting everything to go with her plans and getting far from his support group, only to suddenly want to be with someone else is familiar. It really messes with your brain, you feel like "i deserve this" and you don't think logically or preserve your own feelings. It's not until you finally leave that you finally think "oh wow that was really stupid and messed up! ". Love makes you a loser.
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Feb 17, 2018 04:28
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If they live in one of the states that allows common-law marriage (which isn’t very many of them), they’re probably already married: all they have to do is live together, be eligible to get married, and tell people they’re married. No license or ceremony required.
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Feb 17, 2018 04:53
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echopapa posted:If they live in one of the states that allows common-law marriage (which isn’t very many of them), they’re probably already married: all they have to do is live together, be eligible to get married, and tell people they’re married. No license or ceremony required. Was gonna say, that's technically how common-law marriage works, the whole engagement and ceremony thing is relatively recent (for anyone but rich people anyway) in the big scheme of things.
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Feb 17, 2018 04:54
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For commonlaw marriage, you do have to live together and present yourself as married, but it has to be for a period of time, not a five-minute phone call.
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Feb 17, 2018 05:28
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i like nice words
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ArbitraryC posted:to be sort of fair the dude in this case openly turned down a relationship with her. It's not really that much different from the roommate boned the girl I was into stories.
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Feb 17, 2018 06:49
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Blade Runner posted:38 and never been kissed There’s a Tragically Hip song about that.
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Feb 17, 2018 06:58
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Does anyone know what Shocktopus is? Google isn't helping
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Beachcomber posted:Does anyone know what Shocktopus is? Google isn't helping Read the twitter thread, but it's another story we had here that had a girl surprised with the gift of a live octopus.
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Feb 17, 2018 07:24
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Idiot surprised girlfriend with an octopus, it's linked in the twitter replies
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Doggles posted:My (25/m) girlfriend (25/f) says she wants to sleep with other girls She's telling you that you always come too fast, you idiot. She's also telling you, she wants to leave you for someone else she has already met.
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Feb 17, 2018 07:28
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Midnight Voyager posted:Read the twitter thread, but it's another story we had here that had a girl surprised with the gift of a live octopus. Anne Whateley posted:Idiot surprised girlfriend with an octopus, it's linked in the twitter replies Thanks! I just looked at the pictures...  Yeah, I really wanted a followup on that too. The more I learn about Octopus/Octopuses/Octopi/Octopodes, the more I'm horrified at how they're treated.
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My husband [43M] and I [35F] keep having the same dumb argument.Relationshipsquote:My husband and I have a pretty great relationship, but there is one thing he does that I can’t effing stand. Please tell me what to do. quote:Top comment:
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