TRUMP402: hicks out for harambe

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Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

tenderjerk posted:

this is the dude that fired comey because tromp too frightened to confront others right

that is trump's hired goon, yes

his job duties also included intimidating trump's enemies and leaving threatening phone messages on their answering machines

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

skaboomizzy posted:

parkland kids are in Rick Scott's office and he's refusing to meet with them

one of his aides is asking the angry mob of teens to shorten their message to one sentence for him

this is gonna go great for him if he runs for Senate this year

burn it to the ground angry teens

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

That blink was added in post

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mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

sandoz posted:

EDGED WEAPONS

*cop outside ultra affluent parkland school stares at camera* 'i aint dying in no ghetto'

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Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

the people who sign up to be police shouldn't be police.

never forget the cop who executed Tamir Rice because he was terrified of a twelve year old with a BB gun.

give that cop a brake! he watched boyz in the hood the night before! blame lieberal hollywierd or god!

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I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

"these are just kids. they don't know how the world works yet. they are free to express themselves, but they are still children."

*parkland survivors burn down gov. scotts office*

*everyone gets tried as an adult*

# ? Feb 21, 2018 20:36

sandoz: Jan 29, 2009

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

gently caress that weird girl who can't ski but is at the olympics for some stupid clickbait reason

you can't do a left side 360 in a half pipe

# ? Feb 21, 2018 20:36

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

i don't know if trump ever personally had anybody killed, but if he did, schiller was the man who made it happen

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DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Hatebag posted:

It's fuckin 80 degrees in fuckin February! Shoot an oil executive!

meanwhile i am freezing my dang balls off in Seattle

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Gang of Crazed Teen Crisis Actors Tear GOP Lawmakers Limb-from-Limb in Soros-Backed Plot

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Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/michaeldickson/status/966191570159656961

It's true, Wakanda and Israel are nations that happen to share a lot in common, in that they are both fictional.

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shovelbum: Oct 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

B-Rock452 posted:

They are supposed to go in groups of three. That way you get a continuous stream of officers going in as more arrive on scene. That's generally what is trained now. A lot of departments keep active shooter kits that include plate body armor and med kits in all the cars now as well.

yeah this is infuriating, a lot of these departments have justified expensive purchases of military-style weapons and armor to ostensibly keep stashed JUST FOR shootings like this, or stuff out in rural areas where you may need some longer range, or whatever bc america is big af, and they just break it out for oppression purposes bc of course they do, and cower from these things

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Lmao this school shooting is relatively good news for trump

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

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mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

death rays don�t kill people, mad scientists kill people

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I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

mormonpartyboat posted:

i'm the pax vaporizer

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sandoz: Jan 29, 2009

mormonpartyboat posted:

field plate or full plate

more of a bowl really

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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

euphronius posted:

Lmao this school shooting is relatively good news for trump

if you work for the trump white house this is currently your first vacation in two years.

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mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

Taintrunner posted:

It's true, Wakanda and Israel are nations that happen to share a lot in common, in that they are both fictional.

#openbordersforwakanda

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My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

brugroffil posted:

surely no NRA member has ever carried while intoxicated!

yeah it definitely isn�t a thing in red states to go to a dive bar, whip out your fully loaded gun to brag to everyone about it, and then go back to said friends house to have him drunkenly fire shots in the air in a crowded residential area

never witnessed such a thing, no siree

# ? Feb 21, 2018 20:38

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

My Linux Rig posted:

yeah it definitely isn�t a thing in red states to go to a dive bar, whip out your fully loaded gun to brag to everyone about it, and then go back to said friends house to have him drunkenly fire shots in the air in a crowded residential area

never witnessed such a thing, no siree

that sounds fun

# ? Feb 21, 2018 20:39

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

skaboomizzy posted:

parkland kids are in Rick Scott's office and he's refusing to meet with them

one of his aides is asking the angry mob of teens to shorten their message to one sentence for him

this is gonna go great for him if he runs for Senate this year

Those kids are going to be forcibly removed from state property and will face trespass charges.

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A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sandoz posted:

you can't do a left side 360 in a half pipe

prove it

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I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

My Linux Rig posted:

yeah it definitely isn�t a thing in red states to go to a dive bar, whip out your fully loaded gun to brag to everyone about it, and then go back to said friends house to have him drunkenly fire shots in the air in a crowded residential area

never witnessed such a thing, no siree

i think in some counties in PA bars are required to have a safe where they can place a patrons gun.

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mags: May 30, 2008; I am a congenital optimist.

mormonpartyboat posted:

please, no vaping allowed on school premises

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WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Those kids are going to be forcibly removed from state property and will face trespass charges.

this is going to happen

# ? Feb 21, 2018 20:40

Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

Duscat posted:

that is trump's hired goon, yes

his job duties also included intimidating trump's enemies and leaving threatening phone messages on their answering machines

don't forget that he's also the guy who stood outside the door while trump got spanked with a magazine and watched shark week with a stripper

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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

i really want to buy seth rogan's gravity bong

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

skaboomizzy posted:

parkland kids are in Rick Scott's office and he's refusing to meet with them

one of his aides is asking the angry mob of teens to shorten their message to one sentence for him

this is gonna go great for him if he runs for Senate this year

i hope the sentence is "gently caress you"

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

So standing guard for the piss tape gets you 15k per month for life, No Ice.

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Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

sandoz posted:

the actual beat cops showing up at the scene first should have been sprinting out of their still moving cars with or without guns or body armor or pants to throw themselves in front of the bullets

this is their literal job and training

lol ah yes, the infamous gunless and pantsless and body armor-less american cop

sprinting and/or ghost riding the whip can be hard for fat asses though, ill give u that

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Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/966396518390489088

ahahahahahaha god bless

# ? Feb 21, 2018 20:40

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mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/966348362487300096

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That guy's gotta be Indian.

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# ? Feb 21, 2018 20:41