juche avocado posted:

that was literally my first thought but what on earth could it actually stand for

what's his dad's name. I thought it was Fred

what about his dead brother

Lastgirl posted:

kid sneaks up behind an armed teacher with an inflated brown paper bag and

navyjack posted:

I thought Gorilla Channel was real for about 70 seconds and then felt real dumb

CodeJanitor posted:

I am loving how the USA is quickly descending into all of those lovely 80's VHS post-apoc or dystopian hellscape movies with schools covered in chains, metal, graffiti, guns, heavily armored cops, kids that wear all leather and have weapons and teachers that carry shotguns and fog and drugs and cities all dark and broken and everything is poo poo.

just love it
its great
more of that america

Jazerus posted:

https://i.imgur.com/v76kz3s.gifv

Lastgirl posted:

you know how in an emergency, the planes drop down oxygen masks right?

well if a school shooting happens, we should have emergency drop down rifles from the cork ceilings

euphronius posted:

no

I meant did Congress just give up on it they were working on it last week

CodeJanitor posted:

I am loving how the USA is quickly descending into all of those lovely 80's VHS post-apoc or dystopian hellscape movies with schools covered in chains, metal, graffiti, guns, heavily armored cops, kids that wear all leather and have weapons and teachers that carry shotguns and fog and drugs and cities all dark and broken and everything is poo poo.

just love it
its great
more of that america

KiteAuraan posted:

sealab is a bad idea and would end with many, many deaths.

now, if our children learned from a talk show on a spectral planet maybe...

Nonsense posted:

lol that chud CNN interviewed is getting owned online

https://twitter.com/WamsuttaLives/status/966337964312809473

juche avocado posted:

nothing could pass. the compromise from artificial crisis that would've at least been not terrible couldn't pass. neither could the other compromise. neither could either(or more?) of the rabid right wing work guarantees citizenship/legal immigration cutting bills.

D1E posted:

In another thirty years or so the rest of the world will watch in horror as Americans are shot and killed trying to get over the wall and escape into safety in Mexico.

Joementum posted:

a federal program to arm teachers would make them, effectively, a militia which would allow the president to muster them at will to fight foreign enemies

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/966466837738409985

theres the do-nothing bullshit i was waiting for

Joementum posted:

a federal program to arm teachers would make them, effectively, a militia which would allow the president to muster them at will to fight foreign enemies

zen death robot posted:

can't wait for the future hellscape where we have armed janitors

euphronius posted:

so trump ended daca

CodeJanitor posted:

I am loving how the USA is quickly descending into all of those lovely 80's VHS post-apoc or dystopian hellscape movies with schools covered in chains, metal, graffiti, guns, heavily armored cops, kids that wear all leather and have weapons and teachers that carry shotguns and fog and drugs and cities all dark and broken and everything is poo poo.

just love it
its great
more of that america

Reality Loser posted:

https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/966456563580862464

CodeJanitor posted:

I am loving how the USA is quickly descending into all of those lovely 80's VHS post-apoc or dystopian hellscape movies with schools covered in chains, metal, graffiti, guns, heavily armored cops, kids that wear all leather and have weapons and teachers that carry shotguns and fog and drugs and cities all dark and broken and everything is poo poo.

just love it
its great
more of that america

shiksa posted:

first day of school fall 2018:

look to your left. look to your right. by the end of the school year I will have shot at least one out of three of you

Qurnah posted:

will they be constitutionally be allowed on military airplanes joe?

zen death robot posted:

can't wait for the future hellscape where we have armed janitors

quote:

But the measure ran into powerful headwinds Wednesday evening, when the National Rifle Association announced it rejects lifting the age for purchasing rifles.

"Federal Law prohibits adults under the age of 21 from purchasing a handgun from a licensed firearm dealer. Legislative proposals that prevent law-abiding adults aged 18-20 years old from acquiring rifles and shotguns effectively prohibits them for purchasing any firearm, thus depriving them of their constitutional right to self-protection," said Jennifer Baker, the NRA public affairs director.

Baker added: "We need serious proposals to prevent violent criminals and the dangerously mentally ill from acquiring firearms. Passing a law that makes it illegal for a 20-year-old to purchase a shotgun for hunting or an adult single mother from purchasing the most effective self-defense rifle on the market punishes law-abiding citizens for the evil acts of criminals."

Crusader posted:

gop donor class is unironically fine with this because they live in gated separate realities and if we’re all living in hell and turning on vulnerable populations to scrape by the less chance we’ll storm their gilded palaces

zen death robot posted:

can't wait for the future hellscape where we have armed janitors

Gringostar posted:

check out this racist that doesn't want black debbie teaching kids

mormonpartyboat posted: