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Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Teachers will use their gun-sense and know a shooter is coming, and before they even get to the school they will 360 no scope that fucker from 500 yards away through the wall

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
What if the sicko shooter isn't a coward?

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

WEAPONS TALENTED TEACHERS

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

GobiasIndustries posted:





Large fries with that combo meal plz, but seriously this is loving insane and dangerous.

And it's exactly what our President is proposing.

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

oh poo poo wait lol devos is tied into xe somehow through marriage or a relative right

going to have xe mercenaries teaching in american schools in loving no time

Extraordinary rendition detention

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

is he still denying his policy is to give guns to teachers

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

jfc every single word of this is repulsive

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

guys what is even the point of irony posting in cspam if the truth reality of what trump tweets is so much more hosed up

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

*weird kid jokingly* “man I hate school I wish the people who made fun of me would die and go to he”

*SEAL Team 6 bursts through the window and riddles kid with bullets*

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

this is literally defense

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Zikan posted:

*weird kid jokingly* “man I hate school I wish the people who made fun of me would die and go to he”

*SEAL Team 6 bursts through the window and riddles kid with bullets*

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Quotey posted:

they will be gun adepts, able to draw and fire one to the cap of any school shooter at a moment's notice, immediatly neutralising the threat



HE HEARS ME

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

oh god I think I’m having a meltdown attack. quick someone shoot me and miss repeatedly.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I never said give guns to teachers. Now let me lay out for you, in (at least) four tweets, how I want to give guns to all teachers.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
it owns that the very stupid president is explaining his very stupid policy very stupidly

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


:psyduck:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Billzasilver posted:

guys what is even the point of irony posting in cspam if the truth reality of what trump tweets is so much more hosed up

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

GobiasIndustries posted:

and i might actually throw up

weak!

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

GobiasIndustries posted:

What if the sicko shooter isn't a coward?

I think Bill Maher got fired once for saying that kind of thing.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

he really is biff tannen with the sports almanac

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Joementum posted:

this is literally defense

The teachers need to go out on patrol through the city to shoot any sickos they see before they can assault the school.

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
I can usually laugh off his dumb tweets. But man, I'm just legitimately angry this morning :(

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

you’d think in 17 years America would figure out how a suicide attack works, but nope

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

the brainworms ate the holes for the brainspiders to live in

from the colony they keep the piss tape securely bound in golden webs

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Joementum posted:

it owns that the very stupid president is explaining his very stupid policy very stupidly

we have 6.5 more years of this phenomenal entertainment. life is great

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
I NEVER SAID GIVE TEACHERS GUNS

BUT IF I DID

IT WOULD STOP THEM ALL!!

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


The stories about teachers shooting their students that pop up now are gonna be interesting

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

We, a decadent and a depraved nation know nothing of peace and harmony only chaos and destruction

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

fuckin lock this dude up he’s clearly mentally unwell

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Crusader posted:

trump has a child's understanding of firearms use, derived entirely from fast-forwarding through movies until he sees the brave strong hero first responder dropping browns

firearms use and literally every other aspect of life an the world

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

donald trump declares a war on mass shootings

anyone suspected of being a mass shooter will be gunned down without trial

drones will patrol every school seeking out suspicious looking individuals and bomb them, killing dozens of innocent children as collateral but what's important is nobody was shot

we can feel safe sending our children to school again

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lmao attacks would end

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Taintrunner posted:

fuckin lock this dude up he’s clearly mentally unwell

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
im mad trump is slandinerg the noble sicko, who only wants to say yes yes

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

GobiasIndustries posted:

and i might actually throw up

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

*loser kid on bike* Becky is a huge bitch for not going to prom with me , man I hate sch

*27 year old failson drone operator launches hellfire rocket from reaper drone to offensively deal with potential school shooter*

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

moist turtleneck posted:

lol my local news only used one clip from cnn and it was the one from the cop about rounding up all the weird kids and putting them in asylums

Also they didn't show any of the kids asking questions

Just mommy nra and daddy Rubio and the strong police officer

sinclair broadcasting hard at work

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

trump

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
"(and others)" - it's not just the teachers he wants to be armed
"instantly shooting" - immediately opening fire on poo poo is a good way to get innocent people killed
"must be offensive" - he literally thinks enough guns will solve everything

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
packs of teachers coaches roaming the streets on the offensive, instantly shooting every sicko that even thinks about showing up to a school.

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