Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Solarin posted:

tremendous
rapist
ur
mad
piss

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

euphronius posted:

if the average salary is 70k and you give them a 20% bonus and you need 700,000 of them that is approximately 10$ billion a year program not including the cost of insurance, law suits and equipment

In what alternate universe is the average teacher salary in the USA 70k????

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

tenderjerk posted:

ya i bet cops are jazzed as hell for the opportunity to have multiple shooters reported under the fog of chaos :frogbon:

police are worse than mass shooters

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/966724021273481216

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

brugroffil posted:

No amount of armed security can stop someone from walking up to exterior classroom windows and just start blasting away. Shoot the teacher first and you don't even have to worry about some dumbass "arm the teachers" plan.

People tossing out these ideas are either really loving stupid or know how dumb the idea actually is and are just using it as a deflection.

obviously all schools need hesco barriers

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

In what alternate universe is the average teacher salary in the USA 70k????

it's 57

sorry

Broshevik
Mar 25, 2011

No Pain
I thought a dystopian cyberpunk future was supposed to be cool bot so far it sucks poo poo

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

univbee posted:

"Protected like banks", as in those places which bailed on having security guards because it was cheaper to let the bank robbers get away with a few grand occasionally than pay for security staff?

It's gonna be cheaper to let shooters kill a few kids occasionally than pay for full security staff.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

republican homeschool agenda

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

hahahaha cpac

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
*points at yr dilz*

"It's Banned!"

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Solarin posted:

jesus christ to those of you who are parents holy gently caress this is the state of the country lmao

I'm legit scared OP

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
reminder: this shooter was a MAGA chud with photos and video of him wearing a MAGA hat

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

remember DACA?

Broshevik
Mar 25, 2011

No Pain

GobiasIndustries posted:

reminder: this shooter was a MAGA chud with photos and video of him wearing a MAGA hat

fake news

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Bip Roberts posted:

*points at yr dilz*

"It's Banned!"

Nationalized, actually

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Broshevik posted:

I thought a dystopian cyberpunk future was supposed to be cool bot so far it sucks poo poo

It's only beause we can't plug our faces into the internet, have cool robot arms that shoot lasers, and have robit friends.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Solarin posted:

remember DACA?

dems are probably pretty happy right now their failure is being drowned in a literal sea of blood

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Broshevik posted:

I thought a dystopian cyberpunk future was supposed to be cool bot so far it sucks poo poo

we live in the shittiest possible cyberpunk dystopia

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


the internet and humanity are one big giant mistake

Optical Inch
Oct 26, 2002

Soiled Meat

Solarin posted:

jesus christ to those of you who are parents holy gently caress this is the state of the country lmao

It's loving madness

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Solarin posted:

remember DACA?

DOTA sucks duxe

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Der Meister posted:

the internet and humanity are one big giant mistake

nah, just america

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

TraderStav posted:

I'm legit scared OP

the next generations will thrive and destroy inequality and make a national holiday to spit on boomer graves.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

brugroffil posted:

No amount of armed security can stop someone from walking up to exterior classroom windows and just start blasting away. Shoot the teacher first and you don't even have to worry about some dumbass "arm the teachers" plan.

People tossing out these ideas are either really loving stupid or know how dumb the idea actually is and are just using it as a deflection.

I guess you missed the part of the town hall last night where they called for bullet proof windows, walls and shields in classrooms

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


This is both the dumbest over-apology for a half assed promotion ever, and will also guarantee that I will go to McDonalds next week asking for this sauce.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Solarin posted:

remember DACA?

rembwr Kelley covering for and wanting to promote a wife beater ?

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




Hearing voices and armed? Let's get her Baker Acted

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


ArmZ posted:

obviously all schools need hesco barriers

Unironically their vision of schools mirrors loving nuclear facilities levels of lockdowns and armed response forces.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

MadJackal posted:

This is both the dumbest over-apology for a half assed promotion ever, and will also guarantee that I will go to McDonalds next week asking for this sauce.

lol makes sense this guy's a cop

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






this is gross and misogynistic please don't do this and I hate that my left is doing this

if a man did this it would not be characterized as begging it would be characterized as his carpe-ing that diem

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

America is a waste imo

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

[extremely Henry V voice]

nah

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

brugroffil posted:

Unironically their vision of schools mirrors loving nuclear facilities levels of lockdowns and armed response forces.

*applies for unescorted access to kindergarten*

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

TraderStav posted:

I'm legit scared OP

I’ll keep my kid out of any school that has guns in it. poo poo I’ll quit my job and teach em myself. strap in kiddos.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


euphronius posted:

rembwr Kelley covering for and wanting to promote a wife beater ?

A senior White House aide called this shooting "a reprieve" last week

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Vox Nihili posted:

America is a waste imo

a mess

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
Freedom France

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
hahaha jeb prob voted trump

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

GobiasIndustries posted:

reminder: this shooter was a MAGA chud with photos and video of him wearing a MAGA hat

Still don't know why he did it :iiam:

  • Locked thread