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Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011

Butthole Day #69

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
it's not just the NRA money (although it helps) it's the legion of Card Carrying NRA members who will vote in every election from local to federal 100% of the time

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/966660169194229761

i'm very weapons talented teacher (and others)

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
butthole day is a made up holiday set between bevis and butthead's birthdays

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
startin my own ms-13 franchise

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
it's a Very Loud Minority of gun nuts who also open carry at weddings

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!
America--the only country on the planet with video games, the internet, and movies. Wonder why the GOP never realizes the only thing special about America is the NRA lobby and lack of single player health care.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Homeless Friend posted:

startin my own ms-13 franchise

hello I would like a job application

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
i hope they arm all the teachers and the rationally self-interested youth of this country disengage from society en masse. i volunteer to be the new tim leary. let's all take lsd and stop going to high school, comrades

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


white hot ball of rage: *shrieks at the white hot ball of rage crowd at the white hot ball of rage convention*
internet liberals: "I give up, they've won"

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Elephanthead posted:

I just had some fruit loops with marshmallows and they are better than Trump.

FAKE NEWS

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

logikv9 posted:

it's not just the NRA money (although it helps) it's the legion of Card Carrying NRA members who will vote in every election from local to federal 100% of the time

yes and also the ideology of white supremacy which is shared across many groups

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
very weapons talented teachers

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Annual Prophet posted:

merely having excellent targeting and unhesitating aim and response are by themselves grossly insufficient, and should function merely as baseline qualifications for teachers

in addition, teachers should be armed with fullly automatic rifles capable of being chest holstered / mounted, and with armor piercing rounds, in each case in order to overcome what might otherwise be a disadvantaged response to civilian assault rifles. for similar reasons they should have substantial ammunition ready to hand, and should be issued and wear body armor

even that, though, leaves a shooter with a large ratio of targets to triggers, as it were, potential solutions for which could include

- arming the children in a similar manner, with recess rededicated to assault training
- keeping multiple squads of off duty teachers as roving ambush / sniper squads
- deploying claymores or other directional mines / armaments
- constructing fortified bunkers at strategic points in school facilities

it goes without saying, of course, that as a supplemental measure, all suspicious individuals, loners, and possibly mental unstable and or otherwise undesirable persons should be rounded up, and such populations “concentrated” where they can be monitored and controlled most effectively

too many words

and bulleting your points? think of the 17 dead, you jerk

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I can't believe the NRA also wants to replace teachers with ex Marines

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Republican tears aren't enough. I want the blood from their slit wrists.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




I'm the sickos

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Homeless Friend posted:

startin my own ms-13 franchise

personally I’m planning a free assault rifle distribution charity serving indigenous communities, to be operated out of a traveling gun show

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
i''m going to be waking up in wracking fits of laughter for the next 20 years from time to time because in the middle of my deepest sleep i remember the phrase "very weapons talented teachers"

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



lol what is this from? did trump do a speech with some traumatised teens?

did it go as well as im thinking it would?

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

UFOTacoMan posted:

LMAO waht is this??? I was trying to read up on Chris Loesch

https://bijog.com/biography/chris-loesch

i'm...pretty sure trump wrote this

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Homeless Friend posted:

startin my own ms-13 franchise

can i get that animal style

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
sickos make the tweet

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

nopantsjack posted:

lol what is this from? did trump do a speech with some traumatised teens?

did it go as well as im thinking it would?

Better! he didn't even grope anyone

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

the feels you have when you are a good person

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/sighnatasha/status/966708769953603584

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Will Bus Drivers be armed also?

This seems like a real oversight if not.

Also Graduation Day should have sniper support as those crazy kids will be wearing caps and gowns and who knows what they might be carrying underneath.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
has anyone said national butthole association

Presence
Jul 29, 2006
holist of butthole days

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

crazy cloud posted:

i''m going to be waking up in wracking fits of laughter for the next 20 years from time to time because in the middle of my deepest sleep i remember the phrase "very weapons talented teachers"

while you were studying lesson plans, i mastered the blade

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


Sure Barron didn't write this tweet?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Do I get paid extra for shitposting on butthole day?

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

Dana Loesch is like the embarrassingly unhip mom version of Mike Huckabee.

She's also a oval office.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Yes

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Gun Adept Teachers

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

butthole day is a made up holiday set between bevis and butthead's birthdays

in a pure coincidence it also falls on charlie day's birthday

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

too many words

and bulleting your points? think of the 17 dead, you jerk

- for our security, even our words must embody violence

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
love to attend trigonometry class with the very weapons talented mrs. kiddo

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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

UFOTacoMan posted:

Early life
Loesch was raised by her mother, Gale, in an extended family of Southern Baptists. She graduated from Fox High School in Arnold, Missouri. She later attended St. Louis Community College at Meramec before transferring to Webster University to study journalism on scholarship.[5] Following a pregnancy, Loesch dropped out of college and married, having her first child when she was 21.[6] She grew up as a Democrat, a point of contention early in her marriage to Chris, a Republican. However, the September 11 attacks led her to become a conservative Republican. Loesch and her husband homeschooled two children together.[3]

*sigh* america zero, bin laden 1 billion and ONE

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