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sponges posted:Snyder could whoop Whedons rear end in a irl fight Let's face it, Snyder would go through a comic book convention like Batman through that warehouse. tho a lot closer to Wolverine (he's a little dude)
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Feb 22, 2018 22:07
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why didn't Snyder just play Batman in a Snyder-directed Batman have Tom Cruise in as main villain Two-Face and he won't seem small
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Feb 22, 2018 22:10
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Roadhouse remake starring Zack Snyder. This is the hottest thing I've seen in a lo-o-o-o-o-ong time.
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Feb 22, 2018 22:10
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:Let's face it, Snyder would go through a comic book convention like Batman through that warehouse. tho a lot closer to Wolverine (he's a little dude) I'm the best in the world at what I do, and what I do isn't very nice (I make movies about how the structures and narratives we build and write for ourselves make us do evil by making us forget our shared humanity)
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Feb 22, 2018 22:13
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Why would Batman wear a bunch of armor against a guy who could otherwise easily punch a hole in him?? Checkmate, hivemind goonies.
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Feb 22, 2018 22:24
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Only 235, but still pretty good for someone her size.
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Feb 22, 2018 22:36
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Martman posted:Why would Batman wear a bunch of armor against a guy who could otherwise easily punch a hole in him?? He can easily punch a hole in him with the armour on too, it doesn't actually serve any purpose at all beyond being a callback to a comic it was lifted from without context, and if you haven't seen the comic/cartoon first it makes even less sense.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:03
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It's such an odd complaint. The armour gets all hosed up during the fight and without it Bruce would have been even more hosed up and may not have been able to get the upper hand. Like, we literally see the armour protecting him.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:07
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NTRabbit posted:He can easily punch a hole in him with the armour on too, it doesn't actually serve any purpose at all beyond being a callback to a comic it was lifted from without context, and if you haven't seen the comic/cartoon first it makes even less sense. people have already posted multiple purposes, you've just decided to ignore them because you're being a disingenuous nerdlinger not interested in an actual discussion
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Feb 22, 2018 23:07
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NTRabbit posted:He can easily punch a hole in him with the armour on too, it doesn't actually serve any purpose at all beyond being a callback to a comic it was lifted from without context, and if you haven't seen the comic/cartoon first it makes even less sense. So did you just choose to ignore all the explanations that disprove you or are you just illiterate? Edit: Beaten. Goon hivemind think alike.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:08
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Brother Entropy posted:people have already posted multiple purposes, you've just decided to ignore them because you're being a disingenuous nerdlinger not interested in an actual discussion None of those purposes make any sense, no matter how often you want to repeat them. There's no reason at all given for Batman wearing that suit, either spoken or demonstrated. The movie was a complete mess, and even the fight that should have been the best part of the movie was let down from start to finish by poor decisions. There's not the remotest doubt that WB were in crisis mode over the DCEU as soon as BvS missed the mark with the majority of viewers, long before JL crashed and burned spectacularly. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 22, 2018 23:10
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Oh okay.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:10
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Anyway:
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Feb 22, 2018 23:12
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The soldiers persist in wearing helmets, despite the ease with which even the slightest bullet will penetrate them.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:12
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NTRabbit posted:None of those purposes make any sense, no matter how often you want to repeat them. There's no reason at all given for Batman wearing that suit, either spoken or demonstrated. You are seven seconds away from screaming about eye lines.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:12
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Anyway: That hasn't stopped him before.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:13
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Twitter borked on my phone, I'm guessing Joss finally got the boot?
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NTRabbit posted:None of those purposes make any sense, no matter how often you want to repeat them. There's no reason at all given for Batman wearing that suit, either spoken or demonstrated. So you're the kinda guy who needs the characters to look into the camera and explicitly tell you why they're doing anything. Gotcha.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:13
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:You are seven seconds away from screaming about eye lines. I have no idea what you're talking about Detective No. 27 posted:So you're the kinda guy who needs the characters to look into the camera and explicitly tell you why they're doing anything. Gotcha. No, I need movies to not be completely nonsensical. BvS was a bad movie.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:14
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Wonder where Joss could've gotten some ideas for a Batgirl story and I'm coming up with nothing.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:15
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NTRabbit posted:I have no idea what you're talking about You don't get to watch very many movies then if you can't figure out why someone would wear protection when fighting Superman.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:18
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Detective No. 27 posted:So you're the kinda guy who needs the characters to look into the camera and explicitly tell you why they're doing anything. Gotcha. Yeah, it's sort of nice to run into these people periodically. You watch movies where characters laboriously explain things through dialog that have already been communicated visually and it's like, oh, okay, I guess there's people who actually need that. Also sad in a way, but everybody has their struggles.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:18
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NTRabbit posted:I have no idea what you're talking about No poo poo
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Feb 22, 2018 23:21
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:No poo poo You could try explaining what "eye lines" means
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Feb 22, 2018 23:23
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oh my.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:28
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NTRabbit posted:None of those purposes make any sense, no matter how often you want to repeat them. There's no reason at all given for Batman wearing that suit, either spoken or demonstrated. What's sad is I think you're actually genuine, because this is, at the very least, the 2nd time we've had this discussion. There's not much point in arguing with you simply because your mind is so myopic it refuses to entertain ideas that contradict your position. You can't even discuss how those other purposes "don't make any sense" because you don't have an argument against it other than "I didn't like it". Like, there are probably 20 other things you can complain about over BvS, like the direction they took Batman in, the nightmare dream sequence, Lex Zuckerberg or whatever, and you literally chose the dumbest hill to die on. It'd be like me going "Avengers sucked, because Hawkguy uses bows. That's so unrealistic, he should be using guns!". McCloud fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Feb 22, 2018 |
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Feb 22, 2018 23:34
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That cyber Batsuit thing is brilliant anyway, Batman looks adorable in it.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:37
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NTRabbit posted:He can easily punch a hole in him with the armour on too, it doesn't actually serve any purpose at all beyond being a callback to a comic it was lifted from without context, and if you haven't seen the comic/cartoon first it makes even less sense. Armour protects people, stops them getting hurt, and lets them keep fighting. Batman doesn't get hurt and keeps fighting. He wins the fight, in fact. ...I seriously have no loving clue why you're so sure it did nothing. Did you used to write that Chef Elf website? The one where he would spend hundreds of words yelling that something from Star Wars was dumb without ever getting around to explaining why? Mechafunkzilla posted:As the OP of the Black Library thread, this hurts my feelings aww, buddy  Gaunts Ghosts - Necropolis and the first two Eisenhorn books are good, don't feel bad.The MSJ posted:I've heard of this sentiment before, but it's from Muslims instead of specifically black people. Rich Arab nations, especially Saudi Arabia, are frequently criticized by people in other Muslim countries for not protecting Palestine, Iraq or Afghanistan from America and Israel and sometimes they are even accused of aiding what they see as the enemy. Okay. I don't know how that relates to Black Panther. Guy A. Person posted:lol jesus, who thinks that? On the IMDB message boards, there were fan groups convinced that another film's fan group was sabotaging the score with fake accounts, shifting it from 8.3 to 8.2. It happened with X-Men 2 and Spiderman 2, for instance, and The Last Samurai and Return of the King. People are paranoid and really petty. HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:They straight up run one of the guys over during the car chase and do a "ooh! That's gotta hurt!" thing. It also did the traditional MCU thing of a high speed car wreck going straight through a waterside cafe in the middle of Seoul without hitting anybody. Because every civilian in the Marvel universe has a teleporter. Punch Drunk Drewsky posted:I had so many issues with BP by the time I left that I just about forgot that whole sequence. It's an extremely Marvel move to glibly toss in quiptastic widespread destruction and death in Korea just because it makes for a great car commercial. Which, now that I think about it, I haven't read any writers grappling with. They played that stupid car commercial right before the movie when I saw it. I assumed it was actually just an ad, but no, it was essentially the sequence from the film.
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Yeah, the suit is great because it works on so many levels. Practically speaking, it helps keep Batman alive while Superman is less than full star god, but still strong enough to throw him through a wall. Tactically, it fits with the sonic cannons and machine guns to make Superman think that Batman is just going to try to out-muscle him. Psychologically, it's part of how he psychs himself up to take on a god. As world building, the pre-existing damage on it reminds us that he's been at this a while. Visually, it looks cool as hell. And, of course, all of this recontextualizes imagery from The Dark Knight Returns.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:45
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Even if all those reasons why Batman wore armor didn't make sense, it's still an allusion to Excalibur, Zack Snyder's favorite movie.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:46
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Detective No. 27 posted:You don't get to watch very many movies then if you can't figure out why someone would wear protection when fighting Superman. I don't remember the Bat-condom scene.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:46
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I Before E posted:I don't remember the Bat-condom scene. It's in Justice League. Wonder Woman helps him with his full-body Bat-condom.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:48
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Batman was unable to climax as soon as someone made him think about his mom.
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Feb 22, 2018 23:56
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Detective No. 27 posted:Batman was unable to climax as soon as someone made him think about his mom. If he was smart, Bats should have put on Kryptonite lipstick and kissed Superman.
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Black Panther was ok. 3rd act sucked hard. Media overhyped the movie for me; it really just felt like the same old MCU stuff. The CG and action set pieces were really bad though. Really bad. I lol'd at the armored rhinos. Killmonger and Klaw were the best thing about the movie. Everything else is pretty forgettable imo.
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Feb 23, 2018 00:08
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I don't want to go into it too much here since we have a dedicated thread, but, yeah, I was surprised how little I cared for the action scenes in Black Panther after how good the boxing scenes were in Creed.
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Feb 23, 2018 00:09
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Snowman_McK posted:It also did the traditional MCU thing of a high speed car wreck going straight through a waterside cafe in the middle of Seoul without hitting anybody. Because every civilian in the Marvel universe has a teleporter. How exactly is this an MCU thing and not just a common trope of car chases?
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teagone posted:Black Panther was ok. 3rd act sucked hard. Media overhyped the movie for me; it really just felt like the same old MCU stuff. The CG and action set pieces were really bad though. Really bad. I lol'd at the armored rhinos. Killmonger and Klaw were the best thing about the movie. Everything else is pretty forgettable imo. Bp is the wonder woman of marvel
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teagone posted:Black Panther was ok. 3rd act sucked hard. Media overhyped the movie for me; it really just felt like the same old MCU stuff. The CG and action set pieces were really bad though. Really bad. I lol'd at the armored rhinos. Killmonger and Klaw were the best thing about the movie. Everything else is pretty forgettable imo. I thought the supporting cast, particular the women, were really great. One exception was Forest Whitaker, who stood out as being kind of bland especially considering the secret he was keeping and his subsequent death were supposed to be major turning points in the movie
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